《白眉大侠0168》歌词

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[00:00:01] 那个红脸的用手一指自己的鼻子

[00:00:04] 我人送绰号陆地鲲鹏

[00:00:09] 我姓赵

[00:00:11] 叫赵天麟

[00:00:14] 他用手一指这白脸儿的

[00:00:16] 这是我亲兄弟

[00:00:19] 人送外号儿叫闪电白园

[00:00:23] 赵天亮

[00:00:26] 哦

[00:00:27] 房书安这才明白

[00:00:28] 哦

[00:00:29] 这是肇事弟兄

[00:00:32] 就见赵天麟书

[00:00:34] 方炎

[00:00:36] 既然我们跟你说了真名实姓

[00:00:39] 对你是120 个相信

[00:00:42] 另外再把实体告诉你

[00:00:45] 我们哥儿俩不是孤立的

[00:00:48] 我们身后有的是英雄好汉

[00:00:53] 你就跟我们去吧

[00:00:54] 准没亏吃

[00:00:56] 到哪儿去不远

[00:00:59] 说着话

[00:00:59] 从这往前走

[00:01:01] 不超过30 里地

[00:01:03] 咱就能到家

[00:01:05] 什么地方

[00:01:07] 惊喜

[00:01:09] 西山or 里边的莲花段

[00:01:15] 方舒安是牢牢记在心里啊

[00:01:19] 莲花观

[00:01:21] 对

[00:01:23] 我听说有这么个地方

[00:01:26] 哎呀

[00:01:28] 房书安鑫说

[00:01:29] 我们这帮人要不说怎么都是饭桶

[00:01:33] 清查户口四外找贼就限制在东京周围

[00:01:40] 谁也没想到西山or

[00:01:45] 就没想到那块儿能有贼

[00:01:48] 闹了半天

[00:01:49] 贼窝子在那儿

[00:01:52] 我听说

[00:01:54] 东京有两大名胜

[00:01:57] 头一做就大相国寺

[00:01:59] 第二就是莲花观

[00:02:02] 就因为莲花观在西山里边儿

[00:02:06] 道路又不好走

[00:02:08] D 又非常背

[00:02:10] 所以很少有人去

[00:02:13] 但是要提起来没人不知道啊

[00:02:17] 这帮贼全在那儿聚会呢

[00:02:20] 我总算把尸体摸着

[00:02:25] 但是方砖又想谁能保证

[00:02:28] 这俩人儿说的不是瞎话呀

[00:02:31] 倘若他们声东击西

[00:02:34] 有意的糊弄我呢

[00:02:36] 不行

[00:02:37] 我得必须亲自去看看

[00:02:42] 房书安点点头

[00:02:44] 你那真是个好地方

[00:02:47] 那

[00:02:47] 那莲花冠有

[00:02:49] 咱们的人有

[00:02:53] 经咱们的人

[00:02:55] 我们就说出一个来吧

[00:02:59] 飞剑仙

[00:03:00] 朱亮你认得不

[00:03:03] 你太认真了

[00:03:05] 我竟跟内老头打交道了

[00:03:09] 飞剑先就在莲花馆

[00:03:13] 军长佛禅

[00:03:16] 知道不

[00:03:16] 你知道吗

[00:03:18] 就是那个假徐良紫面金刚王顺娣老师对呀

[00:03:23] 禅于寺的老方丈也在莲花观

[00:03:28] 再跟你提一个人

[00:03:30] 莲花门的主门长飞云道长到天真人郭长达

[00:03:39] 也在哪

[00:03:42] 房书安一瓶脖子直冒

[00:03:44] 凉气儿

[00:03:45] 不可以

[00:03:47] 哎呀

[00:03:49] 古长达也露了面了

[00:03:53] 我听说这老家伙能耐才大

[00:03:57] 难怪肇事弟兄口吐狂言呢

[00:04:03] 郭长达真要是露了面

[00:04:06] 也卖书

[00:04:07] 徐良白云瑞就是他们俩的授业恩师

[00:04:13] 也未必能讨到便宜

[00:04:17] 看来这事儿是越来越严重了

[00:04:21] 方叔安心这么想

[00:04:24] 表面上不露声色

[00:04:28] 方炎怎么样

[00:04:30] 跟我们去吧

[00:04:32] 二位啊

[00:04:33] 你们的心我是120 个

[00:04:36] 感谢

[00:04:37] 不过你们这一说

[00:04:38] 我更不能去了

[00:04:39] 为啥

[00:04:42] 可别人不知道我

[00:04:45] 你们还不知道

[00:04:47] 我背叛绿林道

[00:04:49] 投靠开封府

[00:04:52] 这帮人儿都把我恨死了

[00:04:54] 一见面儿就得把我吃了

[00:04:57] 我哪敢去呀

[00:04:59] 我出了龙潭又进虎穴

[00:05:03] 我自己这不自讨苦吃

[00:05:06] 不能

[00:05:07] 不能啊

[00:05:09] 方炎

[00:05:10] 你放心

[00:05:11] 人非圣贤

[00:05:12] 孰能无过

[00:05:14] 知错必改

[00:05:15] 乃为俊杰

[00:05:18] 虽然你把道走错了

[00:05:20] 现在你又重返绿林道

[00:05:23] 而且你亲手扎死蒋泽长

[00:05:28] 您这就算给绿林人出了害了

[00:05:30] 您这就算立了功了

[00:05:32] 况且还把我们哥俩给救了

[00:05:35] 见着总门长郭长达

[00:05:37] 我们会说的

[00:05:39] 一定保你平安无事

[00:05:43] 是吗

[00:05:45] 人家不相信你们的话呢

[00:05:48] 不能

[00:05:50] 郭常达跟我们是什么关系

[00:05:52] 你知道是我们的亲师爷

[00:05:56] 可喜欢我们哥儿俩

[00:05:58] 我们说一半儿

[00:06:00] 你放心

[00:06:01] 我们可以打这个保票

[00:06:06] 一模

[00:06:08] 我就跟你们俩去试试行

[00:06:11] 你来吧

[00:06:12] 谁要敢动你一根汗毛

[00:06:15] 我们哥儿俩就不答应

[00:06:17] 我相信

[00:06:19] 不过呢

[00:06:20] 老朱亮可不是东西啊

[00:06:22] 那老家伙一瞪眼

[00:06:24] 六亲不认

[00:06:25] 还有佛禅的小脑瓜

[00:06:28] 我一见着脑袋都疼啊

[00:06:30] 过去我把他们得罪苦了

[00:06:33] 就怕不容分说

[00:06:34] 他们就先下家伙

[00:06:36] 窝囊不窝囊

[00:06:38] 家有千口

[00:06:39] 主事一人

[00:06:40] 我诗爷不发话

[00:06:43] 借他个胆子也不敢

[00:06:45] 走走走快走

[00:06:49] 就这样

[00:06:50] 三人结伴而行

[00:06:52] 离开树林

[00:06:54] 赶奔西山哦

[00:06:57] 他们刚离开这

[00:06:59] 就有几个人进了树林儿了

[00:07:02] 谁

[00:07:04] 讲评派来的人

[00:07:07] 你想讲评

[00:07:09] 能被防刷子扎死

[00:07:12] 苦肉计苦肉计

[00:07:14] 那都是演戏

[00:07:18] 那讲评啊

[00:07:20] 那是扣个随跑

[00:07:22] Y 头用衣服一盖

[00:07:26] 没防备

[00:07:27] 万一贴着肉皮

[00:07:29] 这儿还包了块铁板

[00:07:32] 不然的话

[00:07:33] 房山使劲过猛针给扎上怎么办

[00:07:38] 所以假戏真唱把俩贼给骗过去了

[00:07:45] 他们仨在前边走

[00:07:47] 开封府的人在后头就盯着

[00:07:51] 非要把贼窝子给找着不可

[00:07:56] 看下他们怎么不说

[00:07:58] 单表二兆带折房书安一口气儿进了西沙

[00:08:05] 翻山越岭啊

[00:08:08] 天似亮

[00:08:10] 似不亮

[00:08:11] 就来在莲花观的门前

[00:08:16] 房叔还真没来过

[00:08:18] 光听说有这么古刹禅林

[00:08:22] 啊

[00:08:22] 头次见着

[00:08:24] 他一卡一定要这座妙笔

[00:08:26] 相国寺不小

[00:08:30] 晨风吹着惊鸟铃

[00:08:32] 刚啷刚啷直响

[00:08:35] 五到山门紧闭

[00:08:38] 周围都是原始森林

[00:08:42] 庙前是片空地

[00:08:46] 立马了俩60 呗

[00:08:49] 也不知什么年头儿

[00:08:51] 什么人修的本一文是什么

[00:08:55] 也没功夫去看

[00:08:57] 光看见赐建莲花冠这块大匾

[00:09:05] 看那意思

[00:09:08] 这块匾得有数百年的历史

[00:09:13] 二兆把方舒安领到角门儿

[00:09:16] 这儿往左右看看

[00:09:18] 没人

[00:09:19] Pa

[00:09:21] 啊

[00:09:22] 啪啪啪

[00:09:24] 有节奏地敲了五下

[00:09:28] 门开了

[00:09:30] 从里边儿出来一伙儿

[00:09:32] 小老道

[00:09:34] 谁呀我

[00:09:36] 哎哟

[00:09:37] 二妹

[00:09:39] 你们回来了

[00:09:41] 回来了

[00:09:42] 你们要再不回来

[00:09:45] 老门长就派人去救你们去了

[00:09:48] 正在里边

[00:09:49] 莎莉这件事儿把各位英雄都要急死了

[00:09:54] 说着

[00:09:55] 二兆领着房书安进角门儿

[00:09:58] 到了头层院子

[00:10:01] 顺月门东

[00:10:02] 一拐弯儿

[00:10:02] 先奔东跨院

[00:10:06] J 东跨院儿十分宽大

[00:10:09] 院儿里自古松翠柏

[00:10:13] 正面有十间房子

[00:10:17] 由于这个天色亮似不亮

[00:10:20] 屋里边儿还长着灯呢

[00:10:24] 就见灯光晃动

[00:10:26] 人影摇摇

[00:10:28] 船出来高谈阔论地声音

[00:10:33] 二赵停身站住

[00:10:35] 叫房书安在外头等着

[00:10:38] 他们俩要道理的仙剑国昌达

[00:10:41] 方叔

[00:10:42] 俺觉着心里没底儿

[00:10:44] 二位啊

[00:10:46] 我怎么觉着这是玄德虎

[00:10:49] 不是

[00:10:50] 该我寿终正寝的时候

[00:10:53] 我看算了

[00:10:54] 我把你们二位送到家

[00:10:56] 我另投他处

[00:10:58] 别别别

[00:11:00] 方爷

[00:11:01] 你怎么这么不相信朋友

[00:11:04] 你放心

[00:11:05] 你不但遇不上风险

[00:11:07] 我还敢保总门掌的热情款待你

[00:11:13] 稍后片刻可别走啊

[00:11:16] 就听屋里说话

[00:11:19] 天临天亮啊在在

[00:11:23] 你们回来了

[00:11:25] 回来了

[00:11:27] 说话间

[00:11:28] 两人一条连龙进去了

[00:11:31] 他俩怎么说的不知道

[00:11:33] 时间不大

[00:11:34] 俩人又回来了

[00:11:36] 方爷里边请

[00:11:39] 方炎

[00:11:41] 王励勤吧

[00:11:44] 细脖大头鬼脑袋是嗡嗡直响

[00:11:50] 心头咚咚直跳

[00:11:55] 听说

[00:11:57] 是福不是祸

[00:12:00] 是祸躲不过

[00:12:03] 舍不得孩子

[00:12:06] 就套不来狼

[00:12:09] 这回啊

[00:12:11] 我倒要试一试

[00:12:13] 是龙潭湖还是虎穴

[00:12:19] 大脑袋把胸脯一拔甩

[00:12:22] 大差走进房中

[00:12:27] 借灯光一看

[00:12:31] 这乌贼是十分高大敞亮

[00:12:36] 灯火辉煌

[00:12:40] 拥着面放了一张床

[00:12:45] 床上放着蒲团

[00:12:49] 在上面做这个老道

[00:12:53] 这人年纪可不小啦

[00:12:56] 眉毛胡须唰白唰白的

[00:13:02] 面色半斤

[00:13:05] 一张大长脸

[00:13:08] 眼皮的推

[00:13:11] 大狮子鼻

[00:13:13] 鲶鱼嘴

[00:13:16] 两耳垂肩

[00:13:19] 逃生带着

[00:13:21] 蓝段色道关

[00:13:24] 金旃

[00:13:25] 别顶

[00:13:27] 身穿蓝缎色道袍

[00:13:31] 腰系杏黄水火四刀

[00:13:36] 手拿拂尘

[00:13:39] 在背后背着一对特殊的病人

[00:13:44] 叫量天尺

[00:13:47] 嗯

[00:13:49] 在的老大的身后

[00:13:52] 站着八名年轻的老大

[00:13:56] 一个个儿木反光

[00:13:59] 嗯

[00:14:01] 再往两旁看

[00:14:04] 上垂首是个出家的僧人

[00:14:09] 身材高大

[00:14:12] 最特殊的脑袋太小

[00:14:17] 跟房书安呢正好相反

[00:14:21] 别看小脑瓜不大

[00:14:25] 一对眼睛闪着寒光

[00:14:29] 脸上还有十几个浅白麻子

[00:14:34] 往那儿一坐

[00:14:35] 真好像凶神恶煞一般

[00:14:40] 在他身后

[00:14:42] 站着四个和尚

[00:14:44] 都背着双戒刀

[00:14:47] 肩头上给扛着一条日月如凤

[00:14:52] 方便连环铲

[00:14:57] 抓抓应该认

[00:15:00] 正是禅于寺的主持僧

[00:15:04] 王顺的授业老恩师

[00:15:08] 军长

[00:15:09] Fo 产

[00:15:12] 往下垂手观看做这个老头儿

[00:15:16] 面似银盆

[00:15:19] Ya 违襟

[00:15:21] 见袖外披英雄场

[00:15:24] 手里头拄着五斤的拐杖

[00:15:29] 鬓发洁白

[00:15:32] 房书安一看飞剑仙朱亮

[00:15:38] 再往两旁看

[00:15:41] 八宝叠云峰

[00:15:43] 青松狼牙涧

[00:15:45] 漏网的群贼

[00:15:48] 阎王债

[00:15:50] 逃跑的贼寇

[00:15:53] 以及少华山的黑水湖的路

[00:15:58] 家谱的等等等等

[00:16:01] 足有好几百人呢

[00:16:05] 要想挨个看清

[00:16:08] 那是不容易的

[00:16:09] 也没那个时间

[00:16:13] 老方瓶神钢站住

[00:16:16] 这屋里就开了锅了

[00:16:19] 头一个就是飞剑仙朱亮

[00:16:23] 这老家伙把拐杖云圆了

[00:16:26] 哇哇暴叫啊

[00:16:31] 我当时是谁

[00:16:34] 原来是你

[00:16:37] 姓房的

[00:16:39] 天堂有路尔不走

[00:16:43] 地狱无门自来投

[00:16:47] 该着我们给死去的绿林人暴潮雪傻

[00:16:54] 可以闪电般的速度跳到房书安眼前

[00:17:00] 上头一晃

[00:17:01] 底下一个扫堂腿扫码to

[00:17:06] 把大头鬼蹬倒在地

[00:17:10] 论拐杖就要砸

[00:17:13] 那帮贼甩大衣

[00:17:16] 就好像蝴蝶乱飞

[00:17:19] GE la

[00:17:19] 刀剑va 全过来

[00:17:24] 剁他

[00:17:25] 剁成饺子馅儿开开

[00:17:30] 房书安一闭眼

[00:17:32] 心里一翻个嗯

[00:17:34] 得

[00:17:36] 这算玩玩

[00:17:40] 可这阵也来不及考虑别的了

[00:17:44] 与此同时

[00:17:46] 赵天麟、赵天亮哥俩一看

[00:17:50] 可不干了

[00:17:52] 这两个人把飞剑仙朱亮的拐杖给抱住了

[00:17:59] 等一等

[00:18:00] 劳间隔留情

[00:18:02] 各位奏不准动手

[00:18:05] 你们要干什么

[00:18:09] 赵天麟

[00:18:11] 拦着朱亮

[00:18:13] 赵天亮

[00:18:14] 用两条腿

[00:18:16] 一岔户

[00:18:17] 住房书案

[00:18:19] 这帮人才没得下手

[00:18:23] 赵天麟粗脖子红脸就说

[00:18:27] 董文达

[00:18:29] 您给评评理

[00:18:32] 有这样对待客人的吗

[00:18:35] 这是干什么

[00:18:36] 难道起哄不长

[00:18:39] 不允许我们讲话马

[00:18:45] 正中央坐着个老道

[00:18:48] 就是莲花pi 的阻门挡

[00:18:52] 飞云道长郭长达

[00:18:57] 也就是说

[00:18:58] 他是这儿的总负责人

[00:19:01] 他不发话

[00:19:03] 别人没敢下

[00:19:07] 郭长达把大眼皮往上一撩

[00:19:10] 放出两道寒光

[00:19:14] 首演ran

[00:19:17] 看看躺着的房叔案

[00:19:21] 他思索了片刻

[00:19:23] 把拂尘往左右刷刷一晃

[00:19:29] 你懂to phy

[00:19:32] 一旁大沙啊

[00:19:39] 穷贼

[00:19:40] 这才分开

[00:19:43] 赵天麟、赵天亮

[00:19:46] 气的呼呼直喘

[00:19:49] 从地上把细脖大头鬼房书安给周起来

[00:19:54] 发言

[00:19:56] 您受惊啦

[00:19:58] 不过你放心

[00:20:00] 有我们哥俩给您担保

[00:20:02] 万无一失

[00:20:05] 哎哟我的妈呀

[00:20:08] 我这也不讲点理

[00:20:11] 我说不来

[00:20:13] 你们哥俩非请我来这多好

[00:20:17] 一进门儿

[00:20:19] 先给我来个开花炮

[00:20:23] 方炎只是误会

[00:20:25] 你等等

[00:20:27] 如我们建总门长申诉

[00:20:31] 赵天麟、赵天亮窟通

[00:20:34] 望云床前衣柜

[00:20:36] 网上扣头

[00:20:39] 总门长

[00:20:41] 刚才我们哥俩都讲了

[00:20:45] 我们俩之所以能活着回来

[00:20:48] 全仰仗着房书安

[00:20:52] 没人家舍死忘生从虎穴之中把我们救出来

[00:20:58] 咱们祖孙是不能见面

[00:21:01] 为什么要这样对待人家呢

[00:21:05] 当然啦

[00:21:06] 房也曾有一度十足把道走错了

[00:21:12] 背叛了咱们绿林照给开封府当的鹰犬

[00:21:19] 答应去

[00:21:21] 人非圣贤

[00:21:23] 孰能无过

[00:21:25] 谁敢保证一辈子不做错事

[00:21:29] 那么

[00:21:30] 知错必改

[00:21:32] 乃为俊杰

[00:21:34] 放下屠刀

[00:21:36] 还立地成佛呢

[00:21:38] 人家犯了错了

[00:21:40] 难道就不允许人家改码

[00:21:43] 把道走错了

[00:21:45] 就不允许人家往回走唛

[00:21:48] 真是岂有此理呀

[00:21:51] 是也

[00:21:53] 你听我们详细讲讲经过

[00:21:56] 那天晚间

[00:21:58] 我们哥儿俩凤银锁拆夜探开封

[00:22:03] 不幸落入魔掌

[00:22:05] 是怎么怎么怎么怎么回事

[00:22:08] 就见郭长达常出了一口气

[00:22:15] 哦

[00:22:16] 原来如此

[00:22:19] 师爷

[00:22:21] 半字虚假都没有

[00:22:23] 人家房也不来呀

[00:22:27] 是我们哥俩把人家圈来的

[00:22:30] 人家就预料到咱们对人家不太好的

[00:22:35] 既然我们哥两担保了

[00:22:37] 难道师爷你还不相信我们吗

[00:22:41] 天临天亮

[00:22:44] 别往下说了

[00:22:46] 方才纯属是一场误会

[00:22:51] 你们要不详细讲

[00:22:53] 连我也不相信

[00:22:57] 说着话

[00:22:57] 郭长达眼望房书安

[00:23:01] 方爷

[00:23:02] 你是何许

[00:23:05] 人也