《Punch You In the Jeans》歌词

[00:00:00] These days a lot of cats is out of line

[00:00:03] Seems to me like they need to get punched

[00:00:05] Yeah but where you gonna punch 'em?

[00:00:08] Yo, the choice is obvious

[00:00:11] I'll punch you in the jeans

[00:00:12] I'll punch you in the jeans

[00:00:13] This is not a case of man vs machine

[00:00:16] You think you were safe, thought you got away clean?

[00:00:18] I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

[00:00:21] I got my fist clenched, gonna throw a haymaker

[00:00:24] Rockin' your slacks from here to Ja-maica

[00:00:26] Shakin your boots cuz I'm the earthquaker

[00:00:29] Bringin those jeans 'round here was a mistake-a

[00:00:31] I got a vendetta

[00:00:33] It's against your jeans

[00:00:34] Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams

[00:00:37] They can be on your legs or on the clothesline

[00:00:40] But when I see the zipper and cloth it's go time!

[00:00:42] I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision

[00:00:45] Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons

[00:00:48] Man, I hate your jeans

[00:00:49] I'm gonna bruise that denim

[00:00:50] (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em)

[00:00:53] Yo we'll punch your jeans

[00:00:55] We said it before

[00:00:56] Best believe this is not a metaphor

[00:00:58] Better watch your back cuz we're on the creep

[00:01:01] And we won't stop til your jeans are six feet deep!

[00:01:04] Man I'll murder your jeans

[00:01:05] I'll feed em to the fishes

[00:01:06] Here's what I'd do if I had three wishes

[00:01:09] Punch your jeans on all three counts

[00:01:11] It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts

[00:01:14] Yo if I had three wishes I would do the same

[00:01:17] We see eye to eye in this jean punch game

[00:01:20] I'd lay em in a field where there's chemical sprayin

[00:01:22] But I'd punch em first

[00:01:23] Yo that goes without sayin'

[00:01:25] Acid washed, pleats or a nifty cuff

[00:01:27] It's just another jean for my first to stuff

[00:01:30] Throwin fisticuffs eat pants like bag lunches

[00:01:32] Jeans pronounced dead

[00:01:34] Cause of death?

[00:01:35] Hecka punchin'!

[00:01:36] Yo we'll punch your jeans

[00:01:37] We said it before

[00:01:38] Best believe this is not a metaphor

[00:01:41] You got something to say?

[00:01:42] We got the proper retorts

[00:01:43] Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shorts

[00:01:46] Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm

[00:01:49] Put divets in the rivets with my physical arms

[00:01:51] Gonna beat those jeans

[00:01:53] Wanna dip em in slime

[00:01:54] Turn your 501's into 499's

[00:01:57] When I punch your jeans I like to imagine a face

[00:01:59] The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face

[00:02:02] You got taste and it shows, my man

[00:02:04] Goddamn your jeans brand got me throwin' my hand

[00:02:07] Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans

[00:02:10] Then choke him to death, if you know what I mean

[00:02:12] Yo I know what you mean so keep your jeans on the hush

[00:02:15] And break out before you get bum-rushed

[00:02:18] Yo we'll punch your jeans

[00:02:19] We said it before

[00:02:21] Best believe this is not a metaphor

[00:02:23] So take off your jeans and reverse the curse

[00:02:26] Cuz we're the best jean punchers in the universe

[00:02:28] (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)

[00:02:33] (It really doesn't matter as long as you're in 'em)