《Cheaper Than A Shrink(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Joe Nichols - Cheaper Than A Shrink

[00:00:19] I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block

[00:00:23] Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock

[00:00:27] Said "I'd tallied up your numbers through the end of the year

[00:00:30] Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer "

[00:00:35] And I said "It's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think

[00:00:42] You just pour and drink Yea 16 50 for a bottle of Jack

[00:00:51] No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack

[00:00:54] Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done

[00:00:58] And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun"

[00:01:02] And it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think

[00:01:10] You just pour and drink yea it's cheaper than a shrink

[00:01:22] Now me and her had this little problem between us

[00:01:26] Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus

[00:01:30] She said "Honey I think we need to see a marital councilor"

[00:01:34] I said "All we need to do is slam a case of 12 ouncers

[00:01:38] Cause it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think

[00:01:45] You just pour and drink 'Bout 18 bucks will get you four 6 packs

[00:01:54] No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack

[00:01:57] Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done

[00:02:01] And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun"

[00:02:05] And it's cheaper than a shrink you don't have to think

[00:02:13] You just pour and drink and it's cheaper than a shrink

[00:02:21] If liquor prices soar as high as gasoline

[00:02:25] Then I'da quit drinkin' when I was 19

[00:02:29] It's the oldest most proven form of therapy

[00:02:33] The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's

[00:02:38] Cheaper than a shrink mmm you don't have to think

[00:02:44] You just pour and drink and it's cheaper than a shrink

[00:02:52] Oh you just pour and drink and it's a whole lot cheaper

[00:02:58] Than some big town clock hound drag it down shrink