《第031集_连环套》歌词

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[00:00:00] 小英雄

[00:00:01] 付春宝

[00:00:03] 自告奋勇

[00:00:05] 到万泉镖局下书

[00:00:08] 这小孩可不傻呀

[00:00:11] 他为什么讨这个差事呢

[00:00:15] 不知道

[00:00:15] 有风险吗

[00:00:17] 不

[00:00:18] 他心里是清清楚楚

[00:00:21] 原来春宝是这么想的

[00:00:24] 九月初一

[00:00:27] 比武大会

[00:00:29] 这个会上

[00:00:30] 两方面出席的人

[00:00:33] 都了不起

[00:00:35] 强中自有强中手

[00:00:37] 能人背后有能人呢

[00:00:40] 凭自己这两下子

[00:00:42] 根本跟不上大雅之堂

[00:00:46] 也就是说

[00:00:47] 没他的份儿

[00:00:50] 那么干别的活儿

[00:00:52] 又很难插手

[00:00:55] 对子弟的名声有染

[00:00:58] 我现在不管怎么说

[00:01:00] 是铁罗汉窦尔敦的徒弟

[00:01:03] 记名的也好

[00:01:04] 正式的也好

[00:01:06] 那么我什么都不干

[00:01:09] 我跟着随帮唱养

[00:01:11] 无所事事

[00:01:12] 给我老师丢人

[00:01:14] 对自己也不光彩

[00:01:17] 所以呢

[00:01:18] 这份差事正合适

[00:01:21] 虽然冒点风险

[00:01:24] 我要办成了

[00:01:25] 人前显圣

[00:01:27] 傲里多尊

[00:01:28] 对师傅对我都好

[00:01:32] 诶

[00:01:32] 你说这孩子傻吗

[00:01:33] 他是这么想的

[00:01:35] 当然

[00:01:35] 他也知道

[00:01:37] 一招不慎

[00:01:38] 就会引来杀身之祸呀

[00:01:42] 到那儿下书

[00:01:43] 无异于走进虎穴

[00:01:46] 还得见机行事

[00:01:48] 见景生情

[00:01:51] 他心里头盘算着

[00:01:53] 就到了万全镖局武馆的门前了

[00:01:58] 抬头一看

[00:01:59] 哇

[00:02:01] 真宏伟呀

[00:02:04] 但见武馆门前彩旗飘飘

[00:02:08] 正中央有块大匾

[00:02:11] 写着万全镖局武馆

[00:02:16] 黑色的

[00:02:17] 大门开着

[00:02:19] 门前站着40 几名彪形大汉

[00:02:23] 一个个带着户外

[00:02:26] 手拿器械

[00:02:27] 明媒瞪目

[00:02:29] 往旁边一看

[00:02:30] 还搭了个台子

[00:02:33] 台子上坐着30 多个吹鼓手

[00:02:36] 是吹吹打打

[00:02:38] 敲锣敲鼓

[00:02:40] 好不热闹

[00:02:42] 门前看热闹的人拥挤不动

[00:02:48] 富春宝一看到地上了

[00:02:50] 告诉手下那俩领路的

[00:02:52] 你们先回去

[00:02:53] 甭管我了

[00:02:54] 想到这儿

[00:02:55] 把胸脯一拔

[00:02:58] 晃着小脑袋来到武馆的门前

[00:03:02] 迈步刚要进大门

[00:03:04] 人家能让他进去吗

[00:03:07] 过来一个带班的

[00:03:08] 把他拦住了

[00:03:10] 站住

[00:03:12] 年轻人

[00:03:13] 你干什么

[00:03:16] 付春宝看了

[00:03:17] 看他干下吗

[00:03:19] 我要进去

[00:03:21] 这也是随便你走的吗

[00:03:23] 我说这话

[00:03:24] 怎么解析

[00:03:26] 这不是走人的地方吗

[00:03:28] 这难道是狗洞吗

[00:03:30] 诶

[00:03:31] 我说你小子是个刺儿头啊

[00:03:33] 你怎么这么说话

[00:03:35] 那我是下修的

[00:03:37] 怎么不叫我进去

[00:03:40] 我说小伙子

[00:03:41] 你把话说清楚点好不好

[00:03:44] 下书的

[00:03:45] 你哪儿下书的

[00:03:47] 那我就说清楚

[00:03:50] 我奉熙一命

[00:03:52] 奉柯大郎老镖头吩咐

[00:03:55] 前来给赖九成下书

[00:03:58] 难道不行进去吗

[00:04:00] 啊

[00:04:01] 怎么回事儿

[00:04:03] 你要早这么说

[00:04:04] 就没有误会了

[00:04:06] 既然如此

[00:04:07] 请稍候

[00:04:10] 这人转身到里边送信去了

[00:04:13] 哎呀

[00:04:14] 等了很长很长一段时间

[00:04:17] 那个人又出来了

[00:04:19] 下书的

[00:04:19] 走

[00:04:20] 随我进来

[00:04:22] 我告诉你啊

[00:04:23] 你可小心伺候着

[00:04:25] 明白呀

[00:04:28] 春宝跟着这个人进了大门了

[00:04:31] 心

[00:04:32] 说话

[00:04:33] 我这次下书是假

[00:04:36] 摸底是真要看看对方的虚实

[00:04:41] 我呀

[00:04:42] 好好记着点儿

[00:04:44] 到了头层院子

[00:04:46] 他闪目一看

[00:04:48] 好宽大的院落呀

[00:04:51] 正厅期间

[00:04:53] 正中央是穿堂门

[00:04:57] 东西配房各五间

[00:04:59] 方砖铺地

[00:05:01] 再看廊檐下

[00:05:03] 站着100多号

[00:05:05] 一个个武师打败

[00:05:08] 手中拿着器械

[00:05:11] 凝眉瞪眼

[00:05:12] 把那目光唰

[00:05:15] 都集中到自己身上了

[00:05:18] 哎呀

[00:05:19] 纯宝心里说话

[00:05:20] 这是人吗

[00:05:22] 好像到了武帝森罗殿

[00:05:25] 阴曹地府差不多少啊

[00:05:30] 他没言语

[00:05:31] 还往里走

[00:05:33] 过了穿堂门

[00:05:35] 来到二层院落

[00:05:37] 一瞅这院啊

[00:05:39] 比头层院还宽敞

[00:05:42] 方砖铺地

[00:05:45] 左右还有四个大荷花缸

[00:05:49] 往周围一看呢

[00:05:51] 还摆着100多盆菊花

[00:05:55] 打鼻一闻

[00:05:56] 喷香啊

[00:05:57] 廊檐下也站着100多号

[00:06:01] 这些人明眉瞪眼

[00:06:04] 气势汹汹

[00:06:06] 没有一个人说话

[00:06:09] 往门上一看

[00:06:10] 门上站着八个人

[00:06:12] 长袍短褂

[00:06:14] 垂首站立

[00:06:17] 正中央挂着一块横匾

[00:06:20] 聚义厅

[00:06:22] 仨大字

[00:06:25] 这阵儿门开着呢

[00:06:27] 领他这个主把手一招

[00:06:31] 请进去

[00:06:33] 多谢

[00:06:33] 多谢

[00:06:35] 春宝迈步上了台阶

[00:06:38] 进了屋了

[00:06:40] 到屋里的闪目观看

[00:06:42] 哎哟呵

[00:06:44] 把他吓了一跳

[00:06:46] 这屋里头也坐着100多号

[00:06:50] 厅堂宽阔呀

[00:06:53] 紧对着门儿

[00:06:55] 有一张大木床

[00:06:57] 楠木雕刻的

[00:07:00] 上头铺着猩猩红的床垫

[00:07:03] 下边摆着脚凳

[00:07:06] 往床上一看

[00:07:07] 并排坐着仨人儿

[00:07:11] 这三个人都是五心朝天

[00:07:14] 跟庙里那佛差不多少

[00:07:18] 上垂首坐着个高大的和尚

[00:07:22] 头似麦斗

[00:07:24] 肩宽背厚

[00:07:26] 秃头

[00:07:27] 受着戒

[00:07:28] 面似淡金

[00:07:30] 皱纹堆垒

[00:07:32] 大耳朵

[00:07:33] 双腮

[00:07:35] 身上披着紫色披露褂

[00:07:39] 再看他微睁二目

[00:07:42] 盯着自己

[00:07:45] 下垂手

[00:07:46] 是个出家的老道

[00:07:49] 这个道长头上戴着九梁道金铜簪别柄

[00:07:55] 身穿青布道袍

[00:07:58] 腰系水火丝绦

[00:08:00] 背后背着双剑

[00:08:03] 往脸上一看

[00:08:05] 好真叫人恶心呢

[00:08:07] 这位长得太难点儿了

[00:08:09] 挺长一张大驴脸

[00:08:14] 面似瓦灰斗鸡眉黄胡须

[00:08:19] 这鼻子大的特殊

[00:08:22] 好像光着鼻子

[00:08:24] 占去半拉脸

[00:08:26] 稀不楞登

[00:08:27] 有点黄焦焦的胡须

[00:08:30] 一对小耗子

[00:08:32] 眼睛都冒蓝光

[00:08:35] 看这样儿

[00:08:36] 不像个人

[00:08:37] 活像一个大黄鼠

[00:08:39] 狼子成精了

[00:08:41] 叫人瞅着脊梁沟冒凉气儿

[00:08:45] 往正中一看

[00:08:47] 这位啊

[00:08:49] 个不太高

[00:08:51] 小短胳膊

[00:08:52] 小短腿

[00:08:54] 穿着俗家的衣服

[00:08:57] 这脑袋秃的

[00:08:58] 连一根毛都没了

[00:09:00] 大闷的头

[00:09:02] 翘下巴

[00:09:03] 挖苦脸

[00:09:04] 眼眉几乎也要秃没了

[00:09:08] 一对小红眼睛

[00:09:10] 小鹰钩鼻子

[00:09:12] 大棱角嘴

[00:09:14] 三绺银髯

[00:09:16] 飘洒前心

[00:09:18] 你别看个儿小

[00:09:19] 一团的正气

[00:09:21] 不怒而自威

[00:09:25] 纯宝心说

[00:09:26] 这三位都是谁呀

[00:09:29] 书中代言

[00:09:30] 他不认识

[00:09:32] 咱得做个介绍

[00:09:34] 上垂首

[00:09:35] 这大和尚就是山东泰山派的老当家的金面奇兰超然和尚

[00:09:46] 就是闪电昆仑子

[00:09:49] 授业的老恩师

[00:09:52] 下垂手那老道啊

[00:09:54] 是刚来的

[00:09:55] 昨天才到

[00:09:58] 出家在玉皇顶

[00:10:01] 他是邛崃派的派主

[00:10:04] 这小子姓张

[00:10:06] 叫张道陵

[00:10:09] 人送绰号飞天蜈蚣啊

[00:10:13] 这家伙属于下午门子

[00:10:15] 有特殊的功夫

[00:10:17] 也是赖九成专门请来的

[00:10:21] 中间这小老头儿

[00:10:25] 就是最著名打五都掌的

[00:10:29] 名叫陆青

[00:10:31] 陆远泰

[00:10:32] 是毕凤莲的大师兄

[00:10:35] 也是新到的

[00:10:39] 那么下垂手并排三把椅子

[00:10:42] 在头把椅子上坐的

[00:10:45] 正是闪电昆仑子化文龙啊

[00:10:50] 乐呵呵的盯着春宝

[00:10:54] 挨着他的

[00:10:56] 正是那个老妖婆子

[00:10:59] 毕凤莲

[00:11:01] 挨着碧凤帘子

[00:11:03] 就是赖九成

[00:11:07] 周围还坐着100来号

[00:11:11] 高的

[00:11:12] 矮的

[00:11:12] 胖的

[00:11:13] 瘦的

[00:11:13] 黑的

[00:11:14] 白的

[00:11:14] 丑的

[00:11:14] 俊的

[00:11:15] 什么模样的都有

[00:11:17] 你想挨个看呢

[00:11:19] 没那时间

[00:11:22] 春宝看罢了多时

[00:11:24] 做到心里有数了

[00:11:26] 心说

[00:11:26] 我回去啊

[00:11:28] 跟我师父师伯做一详细的介绍

[00:11:33] 想到这儿

[00:11:34] 紧走两步

[00:11:35] 躬身施礼

[00:11:37] 各位呀

[00:11:39] 各位都挺好吧

[00:11:41] 人不亲义亲

[00:11:44] 义不亲祖师爷还亲

[00:11:47] 信不信啊

[00:11:48] 晚辈前来下书

[00:11:51] 在没下手之前呢

[00:11:53] 跟这位打个招呼

[00:11:55] 各位啊

[00:11:56] 都听好吧

[00:11:57] 啊

[00:12:02] 屋里这些人就好像木雕泥塑的一般

[00:12:07] 没人说话

[00:12:10] 春宝连说了三遍

[00:12:12] 赖九成首先发言

[00:12:16] 这赖九成

[00:12:17] 北原派的副派主

[00:12:21] 就是他跟科特朗闹翻了

[00:12:24] 这个事儿就由他身上发起的

[00:12:28] 赖九成是当家人

[00:12:30] 他当然得说话了

[00:12:33] 嗯

[00:12:35] 我说你是谁呀

[00:12:37] 我姓付啊

[00:12:38] 我叫付群宝

[00:12:41] 我老西就去铜头

[00:12:44] 铁罗汉

[00:12:45] 窦矮墩

[00:12:48] 话音刚落地

[00:12:51] 毕凤莲一听

[00:12:52] 哼

[00:12:54] 我说这小子这么狂呢

[00:12:57] 诶

[00:12:58] 不疯装疯

[00:13:00] 不傻装傻

[00:13:02] 冷笑了多少次啊

[00:13:04] 闹了半天

[00:13:06] 是窦尔敦的徒弟

[00:13:08] 他妈的不是块好饼

[00:13:13] 他刚说完了

[00:13:15] 付春宝就挑理了

[00:13:16] 诶

[00:13:17] 我说老太太

[00:13:19] 你是谁也没有

[00:13:20] 你怎么这么说话呀

[00:13:22] 你怎么看我不信好饼啊

[00:13:25] 那我说你还不信好饼呢

[00:13:27] 你好

[00:13:29] 你敢反唇先讥我撕烂了你的嘴

[00:13:35] 来九城一皱眉

[00:13:37] 心说

[00:13:38] 你跟着添什么乱呢你

[00:13:41] 哪有你哪热闹

[00:13:43] 你这是何苦的

[00:13:46] 想到这儿

[00:13:47] 他还不敢得罪毕凤莲

[00:13:50] 笑着说

[00:13:51] 老人家

[00:13:52] 没您的事儿

[00:13:54] 诶

[00:13:55] 你先坐这儿歇着

[00:13:57] 由我来对付他

[00:13:58] 一个小毛孩子

[00:14:00] 哎

[00:14:01] 那气死我了

[00:14:02] 气死我了

[00:14:04] 我听见窦尔敦仨字儿我就恶心

[00:14:08] 耐久成接茬问

[00:14:11] 你口呈下书

[00:14:14] 书信在何处

[00:14:16] 在我怀里待见呢

[00:14:18] 哎

[00:14:19] 说着

[00:14:20] 春宝从怀里把书信取出

[00:14:23] 恭恭敬敬用双手托着举过头顶

[00:14:28] 再见了

[00:14:31] 送信的来了

[00:14:32] 你得看信呢

[00:14:34] 赖九成冲下边使了下眼色

[00:14:38] 下边有个伙计

[00:14:40] 人送绰号叫猴头蘑

[00:14:44] 你凭这名

[00:14:45] 这小子长得个头也不高

[00:14:48] 长得是尖嘴猴腮

[00:14:51] 今天他当班

[00:14:52] 赶紧献殷勤

[00:14:54] 迈步过来了

[00:14:57] 这小子人缘就不怎么地

[00:15:00] 不管什么地方都想显示自己

[00:15:04] 今天当着各位当家人的面前

[00:15:08] 他要表露表露

[00:15:10] 呵

[00:15:10] 拔着脖

[00:15:11] 仰着脸

[00:15:13] 一脸的酸相

[00:15:15] 迈步过来

[00:15:17] 瞪了春宝两眼

[00:15:19] 一伸手把信抢过来拿着

[00:15:24] 他那意思

[00:15:25] 你看我们万全镖局的人有多横

[00:15:29] 嗯

[00:15:31] 压着你三分点

[00:15:33] 他没想到

[00:15:35] 他这粗鲁的举动激怒了春宝

[00:15:40] 纯宝

[00:15:40] 本来那火就压着呢

[00:15:43] 一看他如此无礼

[00:15:45] 实在忍无可忍

[00:15:47] 谁都没想到

[00:15:49] 春宝把巴掌抡圆了

[00:15:52] 对着猴头蘑那腮帮子

[00:15:59] 这个耳雷子削的这个响啊

[00:16:02] 这个脆

[00:16:03] 快劲儿就甭提了

[00:16:04] 就这一下

[00:16:06] 把猴头蘑打出去

[00:16:08] 七尺多远

[00:16:09] 扑通

[00:16:11] 就摔在那儿了啊

[00:16:13] 再看

[00:16:14] 顺着鼻子和嘴角淌血

[00:16:19] 屋里的人谁也没想到这下

[00:16:26] 就炸开了锅了

[00:16:29] 很多人拍案而起

[00:16:32] 甩衣服

[00:16:33] 挽袖面

[00:16:34] 拉家伙高声断喝

[00:16:36] 小兔崽子

[00:16:38] 你想造反

[00:16:39] 宰了吧

[00:16:40] 宰了他

[00:16:41] 扒了他的皮

[00:16:42] 把他的手剁下来

[00:16:44] 往上就闯

[00:16:48] 耐久成火壮

[00:16:50] 顶梁门

[00:16:52] 好啊

[00:16:53] 无缘无故

[00:16:55] 你敢打我手下的人

[00:16:57] 你想替窦尔敦拔横子

[00:16:59] 把他剁了

[00:17:02] 外边儿也闯进四五十人来

[00:17:06] 可正在这紧关节要的关头

[00:17:09] 闪电昆仑子

[00:17:11] 华文龙站起来了

[00:17:14] 卖

[00:17:15] 煮啥

[00:17:18] 尔等退下

[00:17:20] 各位啊

[00:17:21] 坐坐坐坐坐

[00:17:22] 稳当点

[00:17:22] 都坐下

[00:17:25] 我说赖总镖师

[00:17:26] 你也沉住气

[00:17:28] 一巴掌

[00:17:30] 至于这样啊

[00:17:31] 少派主

[00:17:33] 他太无礼了

[00:17:35] 难道就算了不成

[00:17:37] 诶

[00:17:37] 我不是这个意思

[00:17:39] 我想问清楚

[00:17:41] 他为什么要打人

[00:17:44] 问完了

[00:17:46] 他说的不在理

[00:17:47] 再处置他也不晚呐

[00:17:51] 到了咱这一亩三分地儿

[00:17:53] 他还跑得了吗

[00:17:56] 你身为总镖头

[00:17:58] 乃至于这样吗

[00:18:00] 诶

[00:18:01] 怎么样

[00:18:02] 哎

[00:18:04] 对好吧

[00:18:05] 推一下

[00:18:07] 外边的人退出去了

[00:18:11] 赖九成这才问

[00:18:13] 我说付春宝

[00:18:14] 你因何动手伤人

[00:18:18] 朴春宝心说行

[00:18:20] 诶

[00:18:21] 要不是这小伙替我说好话呀

[00:18:24] 我这阵儿就粉身碎骨了

[00:18:26] 你不是叫我说吗

[00:18:28] 那我就说

[00:18:30] 再看他

[00:18:31] 把脸一扬

[00:18:32] 胸脯一拔

[00:18:35] 是这么回事

[00:18:37] 方才我说的清清楚楚

[00:18:41] 我是来下书的

[00:18:43] 你们可记

[00:18:45] 这封信是至关重要

[00:18:49] 信上不仅有我们镖局子里所有的人名

[00:18:55] 也有我老七的名字

[00:18:58] 你没看我双手举过头顶吗

[00:19:02] 同时

[00:19:03] 这里边还有在位各位的高明

[00:19:08] 我举过头顶

[00:19:10] 有两重意思

[00:19:11] 一方面

[00:19:13] 对我们的人尊重

[00:19:15] 一方面对在座各位的尊重

[00:19:19] 那么大伙看的挺清楚

[00:19:21] 方才他妈这小子长得尖嘴猴腮的

[00:19:25] 过来一把就把信给夺过去了

[00:19:28] 他懂得礼貌吗

[00:19:31] 哎

[00:19:32] 太的狂妄了

[00:19:34] 他本心这么做

[00:19:36] 既瞧不起我们的人

[00:19:38] 也瞧不起在座的各位

[00:19:42] 所以说我打他

[00:19:44] 我打他不为旁的

[00:19:46] 我叫他长记性

[00:19:48] 长见识

[00:19:50] 也是替在座的各位教训教训他

[00:19:54] 省得他以后丢人现眼

[00:19:58] 我难道说打错了吗

[00:20:03] 你还真别说他没理

[00:20:05] 还真搅出理来了

[00:20:07] 有很多的人不住地点头

[00:20:09] 嗯嗯

[00:20:11] 别看这孩子说话吐字不清

[00:20:15] 但是呢

[00:20:16] 也把道理讲出来了

[00:20:17] 的确这么回事儿

[00:20:19] 猴头蘑的确无理

[00:20:24] 还没

[00:20:24] 等赖九成说话呢

[00:20:26] 华文龙说话了

[00:20:28] 嗯

[00:20:29] 说的好

[00:20:31] 说的好啊

[00:20:32] 哈哈哈哈

[00:20:34] 我说各位呀

[00:20:36] 这个娃娃说的有理没理呀

[00:20:39] 诶

[00:20:40] 你们说说

[00:20:41] 华文龙多横啊

[00:20:44] 问到谁面前

[00:20:45] 谁敢说个不字儿

[00:20:47] 就得顺着他说

[00:20:49] 是是是

[00:20:50] 打的对

[00:20:51] 打的对

[00:20:52] 你说呢

[00:20:53] 打的对

[00:20:54] 你呢

[00:20:55] 打的对哈

[00:20:58] 我看打的也对

[00:21:03] 我赖总镖师啊啊

[00:21:06] 你怎么用这号人呢

[00:21:08] 往后得给他发工钱

[00:21:11] 饿他几顿

[00:21:13] 他就长知识了

[00:21:14] 听见没有

[00:21:15] 诶诶

[00:21:18] 赖九成颇有反感

[00:21:21] 心说华文龙啊

[00:21:22] 你是哪头的你

[00:21:25] 当着这么多人的面

[00:21:27] 你这不给我难堪吗

[00:21:29] 但是心里不忿

[00:21:31] 不敢得罪华文龙

[00:21:34] 点了点头

[00:21:36] 用手指着猴头蘑滚起来

[00:21:39] 畜生

[00:21:40] 欠揍的货

[00:21:43] 你说猴头蘑冤不冤

[00:21:45] 只好从地上站起来

[00:21:48] 把血擦了擦

[00:21:49] 是是是

[00:21:50] 小人下次注意

[00:21:53] 说着

[00:21:54] 春宝一下腰

[00:21:55] 把信捡起来

[00:21:57] 双手举过头顶

[00:21:59] 我说这封信谁来拿呀

[00:22:03] 赖九成告诉侯同谋还是你的事儿

[00:22:06] 过去诶诶

[00:22:09] 后头门这回可害了

[00:22:11] 怕了

[00:22:12] 方才的威风荡然无存

[00:22:16] 迈步过来

[00:22:17] 把双手举得高高的

[00:22:19] 我说

[00:22:20] 你可看清啊

[00:22:21] 我这回可是俩手接的

[00:22:23] 别再打我了啊

[00:22:25] 春宝

[00:22:26] 好笑

[00:22:27] 再看

[00:22:28] 猴头蘑把信接过来

[00:22:30] 一转身交给赖九成

[00:22:34] 赖九成瞪了他一眼

[00:22:36] 滚出去

[00:22:38] 猴头蘑蔫溜溜退出去了

[00:22:43] 赖九成啊

[00:22:44] 没敢看这封信

[00:22:47] 又转呈给三尺地灵魔陆清、陆远泰、陆青乐了

[00:22:54] 总镖师

[00:22:55] 你是这的当家人

[00:22:57] 你说了算

[00:22:59] 老朽不看了

[00:23:01] 你自己看吧

[00:23:02] 是是是

[00:23:03] 既然如此

[00:23:04] 我干脆给大家念念吧

[00:23:07] 赖酒生日

[00:23:09] 当众念信