《The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] The Real Slim Shady - Let The Music Play

[00:00:02] May I have your attention please

[00:00:04] May I have your attention please

[00:00:07] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:10] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:00:15] We're gonna have a problem here

[00:00:17] Y'all act like you never seen a white person before

[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door

[00:00:23] And started whooping her a** worse than before

[00:00:25] They first were divorced throwing her over furniture (Ah )

[00:00:27] It's the return of the "Ah wait no way you're kidding

[00:00:30] He didn't just say what I think he did did he "

[00:00:33] And Dr Dre said nothing you idiots

[00:00:35] Dr Dre's dead he's locked in my basement (Ha-ha )

[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem

[00:00:38] (*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*)

[00:00:39] "Slim Shady I'm sick of him

[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you-know-what

[00:00:43] Flipping the you-know-who " "Yeah but he's so cute though "

[00:00:46] Yeah I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose

[00:00:49] But no worse than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms

[00:00:51] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose but can't

[00:00:53] But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose

[00:00:56] "My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips"

[00:00:58] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss

[00:01:00] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids

[00:01:02] And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is

[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is

[00:01:06] By the time they hit fourth grade

[00:01:08] They got the Discovery Channel don't they

[00:01:09] "We ain't nothing but mammals " Well some of us cannibals

[00:01:12] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes (SLURP)

[00:01:14] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes

[00:01:16] Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

[00:01:19] (*EWWW *) But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote

[00:01:21] Women wave your pantyhose sing the chorus and it goes

[00:01:23] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:26] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:27] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:01:30] Please stand up please stand up

[00:01:32] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:01:34] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:01:36] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:01:39] Please stand up please stand up

[00:01:41] Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;

[00:01:44] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too

[00:01:46] You think I give a damn about a Grammy

[00:01:48] Half of you critics can't even stomach me let alone stand me

[00:01:50] "But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird "

[00:01:53] Why So you guys could just lie to get me here

[00:01:55] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears

[00:01:57] Yo Sh*t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs

[00:01:59] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst

[00:02:02] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first

[00:02:04] Little b**ch put me on blast on MTV

[00:02:06] "Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hee-hee "

[00:02:09] I should download her audio on MP3

[00:02:11] And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (AHHH )

[00:02:14] I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups all you do is annoy me

[00:02:17] So I have been sent here to destroy you (bzzzt)

[00:02:19] And there's a million of us just like me

[00:02:21] Who cuss like me; who just don't give a f**k like me

[00:02:23] Who dress like me; walk talk and act like me

[00:02:25] It just might be the next best thing but not quite me

[00:02:27] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:30] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:31] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:02:34] Please stand up please stand up

[00:02:36] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:02:39] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:02:41] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:02:43] Please stand up please stand up

[00:02:45] I'm like a head trip to listen to cause I'm only giving you

[00:02:48] Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room

[00:02:51] The only difference is I got the balls to say it

[00:02:53] In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all

[00:02:56] I just get on the mic and spit it

[00:02:58] And whether you like to admit it (*ERR*) I just sh*t it

[00:03:00] Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can

[00:03:02] Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums

[00:03:04] It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty

[00:03:07] I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting

[00:03:09] Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens

[00:03:11] And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working

[00:03:14] And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking

[00:03:16] He could be working at Burger King spitting on your onion rings

[00:03:18] (*HACH*) Or in the parking lot circling

[00:03:20] Screaming "I don't give a f**k "

[00:03:22] With his windows down and his system up

[00:03:23] So will the real Shady please stand up

[00:03:25] And put one of those fingers on each hand up

[00:03:27] And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control

[00:03:30] And one more time loud as you can how does it go

[00:03:32] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:35] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:37] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:03:39] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:41] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:44] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:46] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:03:48] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:50] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:03:53] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:03:55] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:03:57] Please stand up please stand up

[00:03:59] 'Cause I'm Slim Shady yes I'm the real Shady

[00:04:02] All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

[00:04:04] So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

[00:04:07] Please stand up please stand up

[00:04:09] Ha ha

[00:04:11] Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us

[00:04:14] F**k it let's all stand up