《Batman vs Sherlock Holmes》歌词

[00:00:00] Batman vs Sherlock Holmes - Epic Rap Battles of History

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[00:00:13] Nice hat dork

[00:00:15] 不错的帽子 傻子

[00:00:15] You look like a duck

[00:00:17] 你看起来风生水起

[00:00:17] I had Alfred read your books

[00:00:19] 我让Alfred阅读你的书

[00:00:19] He told me they suck

[00:00:20] 他告诉我他们真的很糟糕

[00:00:20] I'll crush your British nuts until

[00:00:22] 我会伤害你那颗狂热的心 直到

[00:00:22] They're bangers and mash

[00:00:23] 令它变得粉碎

[00:00:23] I've seen better detective

[00:00:25] 我见过更好的侦探

[00:00:25] Work in Tango & Cash

[00:00:27] 在探戈与加什工作

[00:00:27] You chump I kick punks

[00:00:29] 你这个笨蛋 我会打朋克

[00:00:29] Like you off the streets

[00:00:30] 会把你踢到街上

[00:00:30] While you and Velma here are

[00:00:32] 当你和Velma都在这里的时候

[00:00:32] Solving Scooby Doo mysteries

[00:00:34] 解开Scooby Doo 的谜团

[00:00:34] Nothing makes me laugh

[00:00:35] 没有什么值得我好笑的

[00:00:35] But I bet your raps can

[00:00:37] 但是我打赌你的说唱可以

[00:00:37] So bring it on b**ch I'm Batman

[00:00:41] 所以赶紧开始吧 坏女人 我是蝙蝠侠

[00:00:41] I once met a rich fellow

[00:00:42] 有一次我见到一个有钱的朋友

[00:00:42] Who smelled of guano and pain

[00:00:44] 他实在是太令人恶心了

[00:00:44] Holmes explain

[00:00:45] Holmes解释说

[00:00:45] I deduce this douce stain as

[00:00:46] 我猜这些污点就像是

[00:00:46] Bruce Wayne

[00:00:47] Bruce Wayne的

[00:00:47] The billionaire

[00:00:48] 富豪们

[00:00:48] Yes his wealth would allow

[00:00:49] 是的 他财大气粗

[00:00:49] This adversary of hours

[00:00:51] 在这属于对手的时间里

[00:00:51] To afford the toys his needs

[00:00:52] 根据他的需要来提供这些玩具

[00:00:52] Since he has no superpowers

[00:00:54] 由于他没有超能力

[00:00:54] You want to battle

[00:00:55] 你想要斗争

[00:00:55] Bat Bring it then

[00:00:57] 那么来吧

[00:00:57] I heard he has a British butler

[00:00:58] 我听说他有一个英国管家

[00:00:58] Good Then he'll be used to

[00:01:00] 很好 那么他会习惯

[00:01:00] Getting served by Englishmen

[00:01:01] 被英国人服务

[00:01:01] You're a wack vigilante

[00:01:02] 你就是个怪异的警卫员

[00:01:02] Black pantied spud with no skill

[00:01:04] 穿着黑色的短裤没有任何技能

[00:01:04] My sidekick's a doctor

[00:01:06] 我的伙伴是一个医生

[00:01:06] Because his flows are so ill

[00:01:08] 因为他的资金流出现了问题

[00:01:08] Shut up nerds

[00:01:10] 闭嘴 讨厌鬼

[00:01:10] I serve justice so eat it

[00:01:11] 我为正义服务 把这些都吃光

[00:01:11] My sidekick only comes around

[00:01:14] 我的医生朋友会过来

[00:01:14] When he's needed

[00:01:15] 当别人需要他的时候

[00:01:15] Boy wonder make you wonder

[00:01:16] 迷惑的人会令你更加迷惑

[00:01:16] How your a** got killed

[00:01:17] 你是怎么被杀死的

[00:01:17] Bite harder than those hounds

[00:01:18] 比那些猎犬更狠地咬着

[00:01:18] Down in Baskerville

[00:01:18] 回到Baskerville

[00:01:18] I'll bust you with

[00:01:19] 我会打你

[00:01:19] That bat-whack-rap repellant

[00:01:20] 用棍棒狠狠伤害你

[00:01:20] Rappel a building snatch a villain

[00:01:21] 用绳索从楼上滑下 赶走坏人

[00:01:21] Then by dinner be chilling

[00:01:21] 在晚饭的时候会冷静下来

[00:01:21] Gotta secret about your

[00:01:22] 我有关于你的女孩的秘密

[00:01:22] Homegirl Irene Adler

[00:01:24] Irene Adler的同乡

[00:01:24] Took her back to my nest

[00:01:25] 把她带到我这里来

[00:01:25] To bam pow kersplat her

[00:01:26] 来质问她

[00:01:26] I'll shatter that fiddle

[00:01:26] 我会砸烂那个小提琴

[00:01:26] With a chop of the hand

[00:01:27] 用我的手

[00:01:27] Holy Conan Doyle

[00:01:28] Conan Doyle

[00:01:28] Let's get em Aw god damn

[00:01:29] 让我们找到他们

[00:01:29] You're not smart you're selfish

[00:01:31] 你一点也不聪明 你很自私

[00:01:31] You endanger everyone's life

[00:01:32] 你威胁到了每个人的生命

[00:01:32] Why don't you let your boyfriend

[00:01:34] 为什么你不让你的男朋友

[00:01:34] Here go home to his wife

[00:01:35] 去找他自己的老婆

[00:01:35] Nobody likes you not your brother

[00:01:37] 没人会喜欢你和你的哥哥

[00:01:37] Not your partner not Scotland Yard

[00:01:39] 不是你的伙伴 不是苏格兰的后院

[00:01:39] You'll die alone with no friends

[00:01:40] 你会孤独终老

[00:01:40] Except that needle in your arm

[00:01:43] 无依无靠

[00:01:43] This mustn't register on

[00:01:44] 这肯定不容易被发现

[00:01:44] An emotional levela

[00:01:45] 在感情的层面上

[00:01:45] First exploit childhood tragedya

[00:01:49] 首先 利用童年的悲剧

[00:01:49] Then gesture with pipea

[00:01:50] 然后摆出打针的姿势

[00:01:50] Watson finishes punchlinea next

[00:01:53] Watson完成了下一个

[00:01:53] Acknowledge compliment

[00:01:55] 感激别人的赞美

[00:01:55] Conclude with killer catchphrasea

[00:01:56] 用杀手的结语来总结

[00:01:56] I believe your parent's homicide is

[00:01:58] 我相信你的伙伴是个杀人犯

[00:01:58] Why you mask your face

[00:01:59] 为什么你要蒙住自己的脸

[00:01:59] You're shamed and traumatized and

[00:02:01] 你感到耻辱和受创

[00:02:01] Haunted by the vast disgrace

[00:02:02] 被巨大的耻辱缠绕

[00:02:02] Of watching like a passive waste

[00:02:04] 看起来像个废物

[00:02:04] As momma died and daddy

[00:02:05] 当爸妈去世的时候

[00:02:05] Was dispatched with haste

[00:02:07] 被匆忙派遣过去

[00:02:07] Holmes you've cracked the case

[00:02:08] Holmes你已经破案了

[00:02:08] You're a bat sh*t crazy basket case

[00:02:10] 你令人绝望

[00:02:10] Bloody good rhymes

[00:02:11] 多好的旋律啊

[00:02:11] I've got tonnes

[00:02:12] 这就是我的音调

[00:02:12] Dissing these dynamic douchebags

[00:02:14] 别在意这些傻子们

[00:02:14] Was elementary my dear Watson

[00:02:19] 这是基本的 我亲爱的Watson