《The Humpty Dance》歌词

[00:00:12] All right stop whatcha doing 'cause I'm about to ruin

[00:00:14] The image and the style that ya used to

[00:00:16] I look funny but yo I'm makin' money see

[00:00:19] So yo world I hope you're ready for me

[00:00:21] Now gather round I'm the new fool in town

[00:00:23] And my sound's laid down by the underground

[00:00:26] I drink up all the hennessey ya got on ya shelf

[00:00:28] So just let me introduce myself

[00:00:30] My name is humpty pronounced with a umpty

[00:00:33] Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee

[00:00:36] All the rappers in the and top ten

[00:00:38] Please allow me to bump thee

[00:00:39] I'm steppin' tall y'all and just like humpty dumpty

[00:00:42] You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me

[00:00:45] I like to rhyme I like my beats funky

[00:00:47] I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy

[00:00:49] I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack

[00:00:52] But sometimes I get ridiculous

[00:00:54] I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice

[00:00:56] Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish

[00:00:59] Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny

[00:01:01] It never stopped me from getting busy

[00:01:04] I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom

[00:01:06] I once got busy in a burger king bathroom

[00:01:08] I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee

[00:01:11] They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me

[00:01:13] I'm still getting in the girls pants

[00:01:15] And I even got my own dance

[00:01:17] The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:01:23] Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump

[00:01:28] Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump

[00:01:32] Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump

[00:01:37] Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump

[00:01:40] People say yo humpty you're really funny looking

[00:01:44] That's all right 'cause I get things cookin'

[00:01:45] Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me

[00:01:48] But ya can't get near me

[00:01:50] I give 'em more see and on the floor b

[00:01:53] All the girls they adore me

[00:01:55] Oh yes ladies I'm really being sincere

[00:01:56] 'Cause in a 69 nose my will humpty tickle ya rear

[00:01:59] My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed

[00:02:02] Big like a pickle I'm still getting paid

[00:02:05] I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge

[00:02:07] Both how I'm living and my nose is large

[00:02:09] I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like cupid

[00:02:11] I use a word that don't mean nothing like looptid

[00:02:13] I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it

[00:02:16] I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits

[00:02:18] Also told ya that I like to bite

[00:02:21] Well yeah I guess it's obvious i also like to write

[00:02:23] All ya had to do was give humpty a chance

[00:02:25] And now I'm gonna do my dance

[00:02:28] The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:02:32] Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump

[00:02:37] Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump

[00:02:43] Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump

[00:02:46] Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump

[00:02:52] Oh yeah that's the break y'all

[00:02:54] Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here

[00:03:01] Oh yeah now that I told ya a little bit about myself

[00:03:04] Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance

[00:03:07] It's real easy to do check it out

[00:03:10] First I limp to the side like my leg was broken

[00:03:13] Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like I was smokin'

[00:03:16] Crazy wack funky

[00:03:17] People say ya look like mc hammer on crack humpty

[00:03:20] That's all right 'cause my body's in motion

[00:03:22] It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion

[00:03:25] Anyone can play this game

[00:03:27] This is my dance y'all humpty hump's my name

[00:03:29] No two people will do it the same

[00:03:31] Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain

[00:03:34] Humpin' funkin' jumpin' jig around shakin' ya rump

[00:03:37] And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump

[00:03:40] Him step tell off I'm doing the hump

[00:03:43] The humpty dance is your chance to do the hump

[00:03:49] Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump

[00:03:53] Do the humpty hump just watch me do the humpty hump

[00:03:58] Do ya know what I'm doing doing the humpty hump

[00:04:03] Do the humpty hump do the humpty hump

[00:04:06] Black people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump

[00:04:11] White people do the humpty hump do the humpty hump

[00:04:16] Puerto ricans do the humpty hump just keep on doing the hump

[00:04:21] Samoans do the humpty hump do the humpty hump

[00:04:30] Give me the million

[00:04:31] Do the humpty hump come on and do the humpty hump

[00:04:36] Do the humpty hump just keep on do the humpty hump

[00:04:40] Doing the humpty hump

[00:04:41] Doing the humpty hump

[00:04:43] The Humpty Dance - Original Cartel