《Viagra In The Waters》歌词

[00:00:00] Viagra In The Waters - Four Bitchin' Babes
[00:00:15] Just outside of Johnson city
[00:00:16] On a dark and twisting road
[00:00:21] In a ken worth 18 wheeler
[00:00:23] With a heavy shifting load
[00:00:25] He was pushing through to Birmingham
[00:00:27] Though the hour was getting late
[00:00:29] Pfizer's finest on a mission
[00:00:31] To the pharmacies upstate
[00:00:33] He was on a holy mission
[00:00:34] There were men who couldn't wait
[00:00:36] For his thirty thousand pounds of Viagra
[00:00:44] Head clocked seven hundred miles
[00:00:46] Since he climbed into the rig
[00:00:51] Just another twenty five or so
[00:00:53] Would finish up that gig
[00:00:55] But the trailer hit an oil slick
[00:00:57] And down the hill did fly oh my
[00:01:01] Til it landed at the bottom
[00:01:03] In the towns water supply
[00:01:08] It was instant rigor mortise
[00:01:10] What a hard way to die
[00:01:14] Save your sons
[00:01:16] Shield your daughters
[00:01:17] There's Viagra
[00:01:21] In the waters
[00:01:29] All over Johnson city
[00:01:30] People rising with the dawn
[00:01:35] They drank their morning coffee
[00:01:37] Took their showers watered lawns
[00:01:41] And who could have predicted
[00:01:43] All the changes up ahead
[00:01:46] Men were getting up for work
[00:01:48] And heading back to bed
[00:01:52] So many called in sick
[00:01:53] You would have thought a virus spread
[00:01:58] Down at the courthouse coffee shop
[00:02:00] Some stared in disbelief
[00:02:05] As a pack of thirsty lawyers
[00:02:07] Started filling out their briefs
[00:02:11] But at the local college
[00:02:13] Young men appeared much smarter
[00:02:17] No chromosomal mystery
[00:02:19] They simply studied harder
[00:02:23] Now water on the rocks
[00:02:25] Is the latest party starter
[00:02:30] Save your sons
[00:02:31] Shield your daughters
[00:02:33] There's Viagra
[00:02:37] In the waters
[00:02:44] The Johnson city firemen
[00:02:46] Cursed their wretched luck
[00:02:51] They could not get their fire hoses
[00:02:53] Wound back on the truck
[00:02:57] Sprinkling holy water at a funeral
[00:02:59] Father Ryan said
[00:03:01] I know wive saved
[00:03:03] I know wive saved their souls
[00:03:05] But wive never raised the dead
[00:03:10] Would a couples strong men help me now
[00:03:12] Close the casket lid
[00:03:20] Old man weisberg
[00:03:21] Took the shower of his life
[00:03:26] Then he marched into the kitchen
[00:03:28] And he called out to his wife
[00:03:32] She knew something was up
[00:03:34] As he stood naked at the table
[00:03:38] Holding two cups of coffee
[00:03:40] And half a dozen bagels
[00:03:45] It had been at least a decade
[00:03:47] Since the last time he was able
[00:03:51] Save your sons
[00:03:53] Shield your daughters
[00:03:54] There's Viagra
[00:03:58] In the waters
[00:04:06] Believers seeking miracles
[00:04:08] The pilgrims came in hordes
[00:04:12] The waters of Viagra
[00:04:14] Grew more popular than Lourdes
[00:04:16] The clergy quoted scripture
[00:04:18] But they found it hard to sell
[00:04:22] That those who chose to be anointed
[00:04:25] Were pointed straight to hell
[00:04:27] Despite the dire warnings
[00:04:29] The crowds began to swell
[00:04:34] Some hardened politicians
[00:04:36] Came into town one day
[00:04:40] With their permits and their pipelines
[00:04:43] Pumped the waters all away
[00:04:47] From the heart of Johnson city
[00:04:50] Rose the mournful cry of men
[00:04:55] But the women knew another truck
[00:04:57] Was coming through again
[00:05:01] Don't worry There's a truck next week
[00:05:05] Well spread the oil again
[00:05:09] Save your sons
[00:05:11] Shield your daughters
[00:05:13] There's Viagra
[00:05:17] In the waters
[00:05:18] Sigma it is so hard
[00:05:20] Save your sons
[00:05:22] Shield your daughters
[00:05:24] There's Viagra
[00:05:27] In the waters
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