《Swap Meet Louie(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Swap Meet Louie - Sir Mix-A-Lot

[00:00:01] "Hey homeys "

[00:00:03] "Who me "

[00:00:03] "Yeah that's right You the fly hustler "

[00:00:05] "Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie huh "

[00:00:08] "Hey Don't be turnin' the highside up in here You don't even got the

[00:00:11] Dope "

[00:00:11] "Oh baby I don't need the highside just give me some khaki's and I'm

[00:00:14] Straight "

[00:00:14] "Tryin' dis me ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta Who you think you are

[00:00:20] M C Hammer You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton "

[00:00:22] "What you mean I can't afford it Why would I wanna afford some old fake

[00:00:25] Louie baby

[00:00:26] If that's real Louie I'm Tom Cruise "

[00:00:28] "Excuse me I'd like to buy some "

[00:00:29] "You don't know jack about this Louie Take your sorry self over booth

[00:00:32] Number 2 for

[00:00:33] The crack pipe "

[00:00:34] "Yeah awreit I got your crack pipe right here baby "

[00:00:36] *RAP*

[00:00:37] Wooah Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit

[00:00:40] But you're swearin' up and down that you got the Louie boots

[00:00:43] So you roll to the swap meet girlfriend buttless

[00:00:45] Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass

[00:00:48] In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek

[00:00:50] Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet

[00:00:52] You're saggin' droop like a bawla

[00:00:54] Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter so you call her

[00:00:57] Oooh this is on Why don't you get this for me

[00:00:59] Everytime you hit the swap meet it's gimme gimme gimme

[00:01:01] A little old lady in the back starts to creep she's deep

[00:01:04] Through cazelley's she peeks

[00:01:05] Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on

[00:01:08] Swap meet weed with the swap meet thongs

[00:01:10] Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw

[00:01:11] Little Mary Pong is RAW

[00:01:15] She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good"

[00:01:16] Start buying all your Louie in the hood

[00:01:19] And your sprung on the two for one

[00:01:22] Fake Louie at the swap meet son

[00:01:23] Now you know brown Louie is played

[00:01:26] But you're drunk and you just got paid

[00:01:28] So you bought the gear little Mary says "See ya"

[00:01:31] Little did you know it was "Made in Korea "

[00:01:34] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:01:37] That's right tell em homeys

[00:01:38] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:01:42] Right here baby

[00:01:42] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:01:46] What you need

[00:01:47] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:01:51] You don't know jack about this Louie

[00:01:52] Victim number two a rich young couple from Bellvue

[00:01:56] Welcome to the swap meet another dumb couple 'bout to get beat

[00:02:00] Out came little Mary Pong she had the big Louie Vee gear on

[00:02:05] The couple got sprung and the wife want some

[00:02:09] Louie Vee hat with the diamonds

[00:02:11] Shes thinkin' she got that deal 2 for 1 is a steal

[00:02:14] The hat mighta had a L V on the back

[00:02:17] But at the swap meet that ain't jack

[00:02:19] But she bought it cost about three hun

[00:02:22] Mary Pong said you're the one

[00:02:24] But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin'

[00:02:27] Baby girls Louie started fadin'

[00:02:29] Now she's tryin' to take it back

[00:02:31] But the swap meet don't play that

[00:02:33] Cause when a customer tries to intimidate

[00:02:35] Mary Pong pulls a 38

[00:02:38] She ain't about to get bum rushed

[00:02:40] She's strapped an' she's ready to bust

[00:02:42] But at the swap meet you don't pay tax

[00:02:45] They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch

[00:02:47] Swap Meet Louie clockin' lotsa dolla's

[00:02:50] Swap Meet Louie we all got gold

[00:02:51] Swap Meet Louie black silk jackets

[00:02:54] Swap Meet Louie rich flaunt clout

[00:02:56] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

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[00:03:06] Me an' Attitude Adjuster stepped smooth at a swap meet

[00:03:08] Buyin' much gear for the feet

[00:03:10] When we spot Mary Pong with a blank face

[00:03:13] Sellin' bootleg Mixalot tapes

[00:03:15] The brother bought the tape and kept steppin'

[00:03:17] Mary Pong starts lookin' for a weapon

[00:03:19] I got a plan 'n' I'm about to use it

[00:03:22] What's up with the bootleg music

[00:03:25] Mary Pong is about to get jacked

[00:03:27] She had a stack of big bootleg racks

[00:03:29] Me and Attitude creeped like snakes

[00:03:30] Grabbed the tapes and the Louie and break

[00:03:33] The whole swap meet went crazy

[00:03:36] I'm sockin' more fools than Patrick Swayze

[00:03:38] Toss a mess of fake Louie in the trunk

[00:03:40] Hit the gas and the tach just sunk

[00:03:42] Like that I'm outta there

[00:03:45] Swift brothers like to roll in pairs

[00:03:47] So we jet to the boulevard fast

[00:03:49] Slingin' swap meet Louie for cash

[00:03:52] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:03:53] That's right tell em homeys

[00:03:54] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:03:56] Right here baby

[00:03:57] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:03:58] What you need

[00:03:59] Swap Meet Louie Swap Meet Louie

[00:04:02] You don't know jack about this Louie