《The Illinois Enema Bandit》歌词

[00:00:00] The Illinois Enema Bandit - Frank Zappa

[00:00:12] The Illinois Enema Bandit

[00:00:16] I heard he's on the loose

[00:00:21] I heard he's on the loose

[00:00:29] Lord the pitiful screams

[00:00:31] Of all them college-educated women

[00:00:35] Boy he'd just be tyin' 'em up

[00:00:37] (They'd be all bound down )

[00:00:40] Just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:00:44] The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

[00:00:47] He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla

[00:00:50] The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice

[00:00:52] (repeat)

[00:01:05] The Illinois Enema Bandit heard it on the news

[00:01:15] I heard it on the news

[00:01:24] Bloomington Illinois he has caused some alarm

[00:01:30] Just sneakin' around there

[00:01:33] From farm to farm

[00:01:36] Got a rubberized bag

[00:01:39] And a hose on his arm

[00:01:42] Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump

[00:01:45] That he just might wanna pump

[00:01:50] (repeat)

[00:04:30] The Illinois Enema Bandit

[00:04:33] Some day he'll have to pay

[00:04:37] Some day he'll have to pay

[00:04:46] The police will say "You're under arrest "

[00:04:52] And the judge would have him for a special guest

[00:04:58] The D A will order a secret test

[00:05:04] And stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest

[00:05:10] Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks

[00:05:16] And the judge would say "No poo-poo jokesl"

[00:05:22] Then they'll drag in the bandit for all to see

[00:05:27] Saying "Don't nobody have no sympathy

[00:05:35] HOT SOAPY WATER in the FIRST DEGREE "

[00:05:40] And the Bandit might say "Why is everbody always pickin' on me "

[00:05:47] WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY

[00:05:51] WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY

[00:05:57] WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY

[00:06:05] One girl shout: "Let the Bandit be "

[00:06:11] BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY

[00:06:13] TELL ME WHAT'S YOUR PLEA

[00:06:17] Another girl shout