《水浒0010》歌词

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[00:00:01] 鲁达在五台山文殊院落发为僧

[00:00:10] 把脑瓜剃了个倍儿亮长刀儿的

[00:00:16] 刚要给他刮胡子

[00:00:18] 他不干了

[00:00:21] 从那儿一跃而起

[00:00:22] 呀 呃

[00:00:24] 等等等等等等

[00:00:26] 我说

[00:00:26] 咱商量商量怎么样

[00:00:29] 佘家最喜欢胡须

[00:00:33] 这玩意给我留着

[00:00:36] 没事儿我捋一捋

[00:00:38] 觉着心里头痛快

[00:00:43] 在山上出家的僧人

[00:00:46] 谁听过这种词儿啊

[00:00:48] 大伙一听

[00:00:49] 哄堂大笑

[00:00:54] 智真长老把脸往下一沉

[00:00:57] 哗

[00:00:57] 楞愣愣愣愣愣

[00:01:00] 一晃掌中的金鼎九连环

[00:01:05] 肃静

[00:01:07] 肃静

[00:01:09] 然后他对鲁达说

[00:01:13] 汝听着

[00:01:15] 寸草不留

[00:01:18] 六根清净

[00:01:22] 余乳剔除

[00:01:24] 免得蒸经天

[00:01:30] 是是是

[00:01:32] 唰

[00:01:32] 一刀胡子剃下去了

[00:01:35] 鲁达一摸这下巴壳和腮帮

[00:01:38] 呵

[00:01:39] 觉着这个别扭啊

[00:01:42] 没办法

[00:01:43] 在这儿就得听人家的

[00:01:47] 剃完了之后还不算

[00:01:51] 尖刺把他引到禅床的旁边

[00:01:56] 让他跪到智贞长老的脚下

[00:02:00] 由真长老给他摸顶受记

[00:02:06] 用手摸着他的天灵盖

[00:02:09] 似唱非唱

[00:02:12] 似讲非讲

[00:02:15] 老当家的威闭耳目

[00:02:18] 声音洪亮

[00:02:22] 汝记着

[00:02:25] 出家之人

[00:02:26] 讲的是三规五戒

[00:02:32] 三规者

[00:02:34] 一要皈依佛性

[00:02:38] 二要归奉正法

[00:02:42] 三要归敬师友

[00:02:45] 如知否

[00:02:48] 嗯

[00:02:51] 鲁达呀

[00:02:52] 也听明白了

[00:02:54] 不知道怎么回答

[00:02:55] 嗯

[00:02:56] 筛家啊

[00:02:58] 听清了

[00:02:59] 哗

[00:03:00] 人们又乐了

[00:03:03] 心说什么词儿啊

[00:03:05] 什么叫筛家呀

[00:03:08] 你就说弟子知道了

[00:03:10] 那就得了呗

[00:03:14] 长老又把九连环晃动了一下

[00:03:18] 然后众人才鸦雀无声

[00:03:22] 真长老接着往下说

[00:03:26] 无界者一

[00:03:29] 不要杀生害命

[00:03:34] 二不要偷盗摸取

[00:03:39] 三不要奸盗邪淫

[00:03:43] 四不要贪酒识婚

[00:03:47] 五不要胡言妄语

[00:03:52] 若知否

[00:03:55] 唉

[00:03:56] 我听明白了

[00:03:57] 听明白了

[00:03:59] 要牢牢记住

[00:04:02] 是这阵儿首座过来了

[00:04:08] 往上奉献衣钵

[00:04:11] 界谍

[00:04:12] 唉

[00:04:13] 就是那渡蝶

[00:04:16] 度典是什么呢

[00:04:17] 就是和尚的证明

[00:04:21] 你光穿上和尚的衣服那不行

[00:04:24] 得让老方丈给起个法名

[00:04:29] 老方丈寻思了片刻

[00:04:33] 这样吧

[00:04:36] 从今之后

[00:04:37] 你的法号就叫智深

[00:04:44] 赵员外一听

[00:04:46] 给他提醒

[00:04:47] 还不叩头谢老师赠法号之恩

[00:04:52] 唉

[00:04:54] 多谢方丈

[00:04:55] 多谢师傅

[00:04:59] 从这儿开始

[00:05:00] 鲁达就叫鲁智深

[00:05:06] 你这名儿

[00:05:06] 是他的法号

[00:05:09] 然后又举行法事

[00:05:13] 唉呀

[00:05:14] 鲁智深心说

[00:05:16] 感情吃哪行饭儿也不容易呀

[00:05:21] 过去我没接触过和尚

[00:05:23] 不懂得这里的规矩

[00:05:25] 感情这里边儿这事儿老了

[00:05:30] 有些事儿让人啼笑皆非

[00:05:35] 忙活了两个时辰

[00:05:37] 收弟子的仪式这才结束

[00:05:41] 然后由监刺把他领下去沐浴更衣

[00:05:48] 脑袋也剃了

[00:05:49] 衣服得换哪

[00:05:51] 俗家的衣服不行

[00:05:53] 从里往外

[00:05:55] 这回鲁智深里边儿是灰布僧衣

[00:06:01] 胖袜云履

[00:06:03] 外边披着袈裟

[00:06:05] 嗯

[00:06:06] 他把俩胳膊竖起来看了看

[00:06:09] 嗯

[00:06:09] 这玩意儿不错呀

[00:06:11] 穿着挺得劲儿

[00:06:13] 二次回来拜见老师

[00:06:17] 接下来赐斋饭

[00:06:20] 从这儿开始

[00:06:21] 不行动荤腥了

[00:06:23] 嗯

[00:06:25] 都得吃素的

[00:06:28] 可赵员外一看一切就绪

[00:06:31] 安排妥帖了

[00:06:34] 家里头一大堆事儿

[00:06:36] 不能再久留了

[00:06:38] 这才提出向老方丈辞行

[00:06:43] 老方丈也是恋恋不舍

[00:06:46] 一看去意已决

[00:06:48] 也不便挽留了

[00:06:51] 临行之时啊

[00:06:52] 赵员外跟老方丈说

[00:06:55] 老当家的

[00:06:56] 我这个表弟军悍出身

[00:07:00] 性情粗暴

[00:07:02] 出入佛门不懂得规矩

[00:07:06] 万一有个闪失

[00:07:09] 万望老人家高抬贵手

[00:07:12] 看在我薄面之上

[00:07:15] 多加原谅

[00:07:17] 老和尚点点头

[00:07:20] 谭越尽管放心

[00:07:22] 老僧知道

[00:07:25] 这赵员外真是场面人儿

[00:07:28] 比方说给首座

[00:07:30] 监寺

[00:07:31] 督市之客

[00:07:32] 书记

[00:07:34] 这这都是当头的和尚

[00:07:36] 每人都送了一份礼物

[00:07:39] 让他们关照鲁达鲁智深

[00:07:44] 交代完了

[00:07:45] 又把鲁智深叫到没人的地方

[00:07:49] 压低了声音

[00:07:51] 恩公

[00:07:52] 我要走了

[00:07:55] 我最不放心的

[00:07:57] 就是您的脾气秉性啊

[00:08:01] 您跟过去不一样了

[00:08:03] 现在是佛门弟子

[00:08:05] 理应谨守三宝的佛规呀

[00:08:11] 你放心

[00:08:12] 虽然我不在文殊院

[00:08:15] 春夏秋冬四季的衣服

[00:08:18] 你的零花钱

[00:08:20] 你的一切一切

[00:08:22] 全包在我身上

[00:08:24] 如果我有空

[00:08:26] 就来看你

[00:08:27] 你有哪些困难

[00:08:29] 尽管命人去给我捎信儿

[00:08:33] 唉呀

[00:08:34] 好心人哪

[00:08:36] 我这就感恩不尽哪

[00:08:39] 你放心

[00:08:41] 山家从此往后变成另外一个人了

[00:08:46] 一定谨守佛门的规矩也就是了

[00:08:50] 唉 那就好

[00:08:51] 那就好

[00:08:53] 那保重吧

[00:08:54] 我告辞了

[00:08:56] 哎呀

[00:08:57] 临行之时

[00:08:58] 鲁智深把他送到山门外

[00:09:01] 眼含痛泪挥手告别

[00:09:05] 赵员外坐上轿子带着仆人们走了

[00:09:10] 鲁智深回到文殊院

[00:09:14] 有知客的和尚领着他前院儿后院儿转悠转悠

[00:09:20] 你得熟悉熟悉环境啊

[00:09:23] 哪是大雄宝殿

[00:09:25] 哪是三世佛殿

[00:09:28] 哪是观音殿

[00:09:30] 哪是地藏殿

[00:09:33] 还有什么念经的经堂啊

[00:09:37] 甚至吃饭的伙房厕所都交代的清清楚楚

[00:09:45] 最后把他领到文殊院紧后边儿这层院子

[00:09:51] 这院儿里还栽着不少的树木

[00:09:54] 环境清幽啊

[00:09:56] 一拉溜有十间房子

[00:09:59] 推门儿进去一看哪

[00:10:02] 这里边儿有一百多和尚

[00:10:06] 正在这儿五心朝天闭目养神

[00:10:11] 练习打坐的功夫

[00:10:15] 原来刚入文殊院

[00:10:18] 这第一步的功课就得在这儿完成

[00:10:22] 你和尚们必须得坐

[00:10:25] 这个做工可要命啊

[00:10:28] 唉

[00:10:29] 这就是佛门所说的禅功

[00:10:33] 也叫坐禅

[00:10:36] 一般的人腿发硬

[00:10:37] 要不会盘腿可要了命了

[00:10:41] 比上刑都难受啊

[00:10:45] 唐头僧赶紧迎接监视

[00:10:49] 告诉给他找个床位

[00:10:52] 能没有空地方吗

[00:10:54] 就这样给他加了一张床

[00:10:56] 放了一个蒲团

[00:10:59] 监四告诉他

[00:11:00] 智深哪

[00:11:01] 从今以后

[00:11:04] 你就在这块儿做工

[00:11:07] 所用的东西都放在床下

[00:11:10] 有什么事儿要请示堂头僧大师兄

[00:11:15] 他不答应的事儿

[00:11:17] 不准你办

[00:11:18] 唉

[00:11:19] 山家明白了

[00:11:22] 等一切的事儿过后

[00:11:24] 到了晚上了

[00:11:26] 鲁智深就感觉到腰酸腿疼

[00:11:30] 脑袋嗡嗡直响

[00:11:32] 啊嘿

[00:11:34] 心说这个麻烦都要把我抖了散架子了

[00:11:39] 好好的睡他一觉

[00:11:43] 人家都在那儿坐着打禅练做功

[00:11:47] 他可好

[00:11:48] 把僧鞋脱了

[00:11:50] 仰面朝天往床上一躺

[00:11:53] 哎呀水呀

[00:11:59] 唐头僧一看像话吗

[00:12:03] 哪有出家人四脚朝天往这儿一躺啊

[00:12:08] 唐头僧赶紧过来了

[00:12:11] 阿弥陀佛

[00:12:13] 置身不可坐起来

[00:12:17] 打禅得练做功

[00:12:19] 你没看见吗

[00:12:20] 都在这儿坐着筛家困了

[00:12:24] 我要睡觉

[00:12:25] 不行

[00:12:27] 要想睡觉也得坐着睡

[00:12:29] 别人什么样

[00:12:30] 你什么样儿

[00:12:32] 鲁智深把眼睛一瞪

[00:12:34] 胡说

[00:12:36] 我今儿个特别难受

[00:12:38] 我就是想躺着睡觉

[00:12:41] 我不懂你们这儿的规矩

[00:12:44] 说完

[00:12:45] 他不理唐头僧了

[00:12:47] 把头一歪

[00:12:49] 时间不大

[00:12:50] 是鼻息如雷

[00:12:52] 呀呼呼的他睡了

[00:12:55] 那一百多和尚瞅瞅他直咧嘴

[00:12:59] 心说怎么收了这么个野鸟啊

[00:13:03] 这是什么玩意儿

[00:13:05] 由他在这一带头儿

[00:13:07] 整个这屋不就乱套了吗

[00:13:10] 可大伙儿敢怒而不敢言

[00:13:14] 第二天哪

[00:13:16] 唐头僧把这事儿竟禀报首座了

[00:13:20] 首座是文殊院的二把手

[00:13:24] 仅次于老方丈

[00:13:25] 智臻哪

[00:13:27] 不敢跟长老说

[00:13:29] 跟首座说了

[00:13:30] 这鲁智深什么玩意儿

[00:13:33] 头一天就破坏佛门的规矩

[00:13:35] 躺着睡觉

[00:13:38] 守坐晃晃脑袋

[00:13:40] 算了

[00:13:42] 你还不知道吗

[00:13:44] 他是老方丈的红人儿

[00:13:48] 当家的对他格外的偏爱

[00:13:53] 这鸡毛蒜皮的事儿就甭说了

[00:13:56] 他爱怎么地怎么地吧

[00:13:58] 打这儿之后

[00:14:00] 人家别人都练做功

[00:14:03] 唯有他躺着睡觉

[00:14:06] 这鲁智深也太有点不拘小节了

[00:14:10] 你要合衣而卧不影响旁人还行

[00:14:14] 这位不介热了脱个走油蜡大光杆儿让别人观之不雅呀

[00:14:24] 另外

[00:14:24] 不管什么时候

[00:14:26] 他起来是大山大叫大说大笑

[00:14:31] 走路的脚步也重

[00:14:34] 最使人讨厌的是

[00:14:37] 那厕所离着远

[00:14:40] 他有时候就不去

[00:14:41] 转到坐公堂后面儿跑这便秘来

[00:14:47] 被人家发现之后

[00:14:49] 啊 禀报首座

[00:14:51] 首座一看

[00:14:51] 这像话吗 这

[00:14:52] 这是清净禅林

[00:14:54] 哪有随便拉屎尿尿的

[00:14:57] 禀报了老方丈

[00:14:59] 老方丈微微一皱眉

[00:15:02] 唉

[00:15:04] 他不懂清规

[00:15:07] 这也无需大惊小怪

[00:15:10] 他随便儿吧

[00:15:12] 你派两个小和尚给他收拾收拾不就得了吗

[00:15:16] 啊 啊 嘿

[00:15:19] 还带服侍大小便的

[00:15:22] 可老当家的说话

[00:15:24] 谁敢不听

[00:15:26] 唉

[00:15:26] 这鲁智深随便儿

[00:15:29] 书说简短哪

[00:15:31] 光阴似箭

[00:15:32] 日月如梭

[00:15:35] 到入冬的季节了

[00:15:37] 这天一天比天冷啊

[00:15:41] 鲁智深实在觉着太枯燥太烦闷了

[00:15:48] 这一天吃完了饭

[00:15:50] 他出了山门

[00:15:52] 登高眺望五台山的景致

[00:15:57] 他一看哪

[00:15:58] 树叶都落了

[00:16:01] 寺外也是一片荒凉

[00:16:04] 不由得心里头一阵的难过

[00:16:08] 唉

[00:16:10] 向我鲁达乃是啼侠关哪

[00:16:16] 只因打死人命逃门在外

[00:16:21] 只落成这般模样

[00:16:23] 人不人鬼不鬼

[00:16:26] 纯属是个怪物啊

[00:16:29] 我怎么能出家呢

[00:16:31] 受这号窝囊气

[00:16:35] 好在呢

[00:16:36] 老方丈对我格外的开恩

[00:16:40] 有些事儿啊

[00:16:42] 只要发现是我干的

[00:16:44] 也就算过去了

[00:16:47] 这老师还不错

[00:16:49] 但有一样

[00:16:51] 不让开荤

[00:16:53] 净吃素

[00:16:55] 这玩意儿真叫人受不了

[00:16:58] 这吃素哪有吃肉香啊

[00:17:01] 嗯

[00:17:02] 就拿我来说吧

[00:17:04] 多少年来

[00:17:05] 大碗儿喝酒大口吃肉啊

[00:17:09] 冷不丁的愣不叫吃

[00:17:11] 谁受得了啊

[00:17:14] 前些时赵员外偷偷摸摸的还给我送点儿荤腥

[00:17:21] 最近能有半个多月没给我送吃的了

[00:17:25] 简直我这身上都冒清水了都

[00:17:29] 唉

[00:17:32] 太馋了

[00:17:34] 他胡思乱想

[00:17:37] 一看

[00:17:37] 山门外半山腰儿有一座八角凉亭

[00:17:43] 他上山那会儿还在这凉亭休息过

[00:17:48] 就这样的信步走进凉亭

[00:17:51] 往石墩上一坐

[00:17:54] 抱着磕膝盖胡思乱想

[00:17:57] 嘿

[00:17:57] 您说巧不巧

[00:17:59] 正这时候

[00:18:01] 有一个送酒的人唱着山歌而来

[00:18:08] 鲁智深哪

[00:18:08] 这鼻子也好使唤

[00:18:11] 离着多远他就闻着这酒香了

[00:18:14] 赶紧把眼睛睁开了一看

[00:18:18] 这小伙儿啊

[00:18:19] 能有二十七八岁

[00:18:21] 挑着挑

[00:18:22] 前后俩坛子都封着

[00:18:26] 腰里头系着围裙

[00:18:29] 可能经常上山

[00:18:31] 健步如飞

[00:18:34] 这挑子 和尚

[00:18:35] 河山 河山

[00:18:36] 嘎吱嘎吱

[00:18:37] 嘎吱嘎吱

[00:18:37] 还带点儿的

[00:18:39] 这小伙一边儿唱着一边儿奔文殊院

[00:18:44] 哎呦

[00:18:47] 鲁智深一看

[00:18:48] 是心花怒放

[00:18:50] 他赶紧站起来了

[00:18:52] 施主唉

[00:18:54] 卖酒的

[00:18:55] 你过来

[00:18:56] 你过来

[00:18:57] 其实他不叫这个人儿

[00:18:59] 也得上梁平来歇歇腿儿

[00:19:03] 何况叫他呢

[00:19:05] 这小伙儿把这酒挑儿啊

[00:19:07] 就挑进凉亭

[00:19:09] 往旁边一放

[00:19:11] 师傅

[00:19:12] 什么事儿

[00:19:16] 我说

[00:19:16] 你这里边儿装的是什么好酒

[00:19:20] 嘿

[00:19:22] 想什么来什么

[00:19:24] 卖给我一坛子怎么样

[00:19:27] 这小伙儿上下打量打量鲁智深

[00:19:31] 我 师傅

[00:19:33] 你不是说梦话吧

[00:19:36] 要不你就是没睡醒撒腻称吧

[00:19:40] 你既是五台山文殊院的和尚

[00:19:43] 你就应该懂这儿的规矩

[00:19:47] 连我这不是出家人我全都懂啊

[00:19:51] 这第四届就是不要贪酒开荤哪

[00:19:57] 您怎么要犯清规呀

[00:19:59] 再者一说了

[00:20:01] 我们这卖酒的

[00:20:03] 都归文殊院管

[00:20:05] 住的是文殊院的房子

[00:20:08] 种的是文殊院的地

[00:20:10] 连我们做小买卖都使的是文殊院的本钱

[00:20:15] 真长老一再交代呀

[00:20:19] 这酒绝不能给和尚喝

[00:20:22] 如果我们偷着要卖给和尚

[00:20:25] 要收回我们的房子地

[00:20:28] 还要把我们送到官府治罪

[00:20:32] 饭碗子就砸了

[00:20:34] 我说大和尚

[00:20:35] 你这不没事儿拿我寻开心吗

[00:20:39] 你是诚心试验试验我怎么的

[00:20:42] 嘿呀

[00:20:44] 我说这位大哥

[00:20:46] 我是诚心实意老实跟你说

[00:20:50] 我出家不久

[00:20:51] 我就喜欢喝酒啊

[00:20:55] 这样吧

[00:20:56] 睁一眼闭着一眼

[00:20:57] 你行个方便

[00:20:59] 卖给我一摊子

[00:21:00] 要多少钱我给多少钱

[00:21:02] 不不不不

[00:21:03] 不行不行不行

[00:21:05] 你

[00:21:05] 你就给我万两黄金我也不能砸我的饭碗

[00:21:10] 我 我走了

[00:21:11] 我走了

[00:21:13] 这位说着话

[00:21:14] 挑起挑来

[00:21:15] 转身要走

[00:21:17] 鲁智深能放他走吗

[00:21:19] 一伸手把那挑子绳子攥住了

[00:21:22] 说什么他不撒开了

[00:21:24] 这小伙子也走不了了

[00:21:27] 鲁智深嬉皮笑脸

[00:21:29] 我大哥

[00:21:32] 卖给我一坛子得了呗

[00:21:34] 你知我知

[00:21:35] 别人谁知道

[00:21:36] 不行不行

[00:21:37] 你说死我也不能干

[00:21:40] 那我且问你

[00:21:43] 你既然这酒不卖

[00:21:45] 又不准和尚喝酒

[00:21:47] 你 你

[00:21:47] 你给谁送去

[00:21:49] 那文殊院有谁能喝这两坛子酒

[00:21:53] 唉呀

[00:21:54] 我和尚

[00:21:55] 你真不明白

[00:21:57] 你还没看见吗

[00:21:58] 文殊院里不光是和尚啊

[00:22:02] 还有不少打杂的俗家呢

[00:22:04] 人家俗家可以喝呀

[00:22:07] 我这是卖给他们的

[00:22:09] 他们能喝

[00:22:10] 我就能喝

[00:22:12] 俩人争来争去

[00:22:15] 鲁智深这火爆的脾气上来了

[00:22:17] 啪一巴掌

[00:22:19] 他觉着没使劲儿

[00:22:22] 这卖酒你可受不了

[00:22:24] 嗷嗷嗓子摔出去

[00:22:26] 溜溜滚去

[00:22:27] 蹲那儿起不来了

[00:22:30] 打的眼花缭乱

[00:22:32] 懵瞪转向啊

[00:22:33] 摸了摸门牙子都活动了

[00:22:37] 心说好厉害的凶僧啊

[00:22:41] 鲁智深利用这机会

[00:22:44] 搬了一坛子酒

[00:22:46] 把封盖儿去掉

[00:22:48] 提鼻子先闻闻

[00:22:51] 好酒

[00:22:52] 好酒啊

[00:22:54] 一看旁边还挂着个小瓢儿

[00:22:57] 他把瓢儿摘下来了

[00:23:00] 左一瓢右一瓢

[00:23:02] 顿顿顿顿顿顿顿顿顿顿顿

[00:23:05] 越喝越香

[00:23:06] 越喝越过瘾

[00:23:08] 后来呀

[00:23:09] 瓢崴不上来了

[00:23:10] 干脆把瓢扔了

[00:23:12] 把坛子抱起来了

[00:23:14] 嘴对嘴长流水

[00:23:16] 咚咚墩墩炖顿炖钝炖墩墩

[00:23:20] 这一坛子十五斤

[00:23:23] 一口气儿他全喝了

[00:23:26] 哎呦

[00:23:27] 喝的这过瘾劲儿就甭提了

[00:23:30] 喝完了手一滑

[00:23:31] 咔嚓把坛子还给打了

[00:23:35] 卖酒的小伙儿直咧嘴

[00:23:37] 哎呀 苦爷

[00:23:39] 苦爷爷

[00:23:40] 今天我算遇上恶人了

[00:23:42] 这哪行啊

[00:23:44] 我非禀报长老就不可

[00:23:47] 所幸呢

[00:23:48] 还剩一摊子

[00:23:50] 这位跟头咧斜

[00:23:53] 抱着这坛子酒

[00:23:54] 咧着扁担挑他跑了

[00:23:58] 他走了不说

[00:24:00] 单说鲁智深

[00:24:01] 他明知道犯了清规了

[00:24:05] 心说我先别回去

[00:24:07] 我在这儿休息休息

[00:24:10] 多攒这酒劲儿

[00:24:11] 过去了我再回庙

[00:24:14] 就这样

[00:24:15] 他坐到石头墩子上闭目养神

[00:24:19] 哪知道这酒真好

[00:24:21] 后反劲儿啊

[00:24:24] 刚才喝的时候没觉着怎么样

[00:24:28] 时间不大

[00:24:29] 这酒就上了头了

[00:24:31] 无语无乳

[00:24:35] 头重脚轻

[00:24:37] 热血沸腾

[00:24:39] 这心里就开了锅了

[00:24:43] 他在这儿忍了一个时辰

[00:24:45] 不但没过劲儿

[00:24:47] 越来还越来劲儿

[00:24:50] 他看看天要晚了

[00:24:53] 鲁智深心说回庙歇着去吧

[00:24:55] 睡一觉明儿个就好了

[00:24:58] 哪知道一站起来

[00:24:59] 身子一摘歪

[00:25:00] 摔了个跟头

[00:25:02] 这一跟头摔的不要紧

[00:25:04] 摔醉了

[00:25:07] 再看鲁智深哪

[00:25:09] 摇摇晃晃

[00:25:11] 跟头咧血的

[00:25:13] 越走心里越发热

[00:25:15] 去你他娘的吧

[00:25:18] 他把衣服脱了

[00:25:19] 光穿个裤子

[00:25:21] 光着膀子把僧衣往腰里头一系

[00:25:24] 滚

[00:25:27] 哎呀

[00:25:29] 那坛子我怎么没喝啊

[00:25:32] 要喝了能顶一个月

[00:25:35] 哈哈哈哈啊

[00:25:39] 迈大步往里闯

[00:25:41] 就来到山门

[00:25:45] 山门外啊

[00:25:46] 有把门的两个值日僧

[00:25:50] 这值日僧往下一看

[00:25:52] 唉

[00:25:54] 这不鲁智深吗

[00:25:55] 喝醉了

[00:25:57] 离这么远就闻着酒气了

[00:26:00] 唉呦

[00:26:00] 这还了得呀

[00:26:02] 老方丈一再交代

[00:26:06] 出家人如果开荤冻酒

[00:26:09] 这犯下清规是绝对不能容饶啊

[00:26:14] 初犯也得奏四十扁担

[00:26:18] 我们就是管这个的

[00:26:21] 俩和尚商量一下

[00:26:23] 回去把竹杖取出来了

[00:26:26] 要怒打鲁智深