《薛家将0084》歌词

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[00:00:02] 殿下

[00:00:03] 李治

[00:00:06] 在金顶黄罗帐审问薛丁山

[00:00:11] 是一打一拉

[00:00:14] 刚柔并用啊

[00:00:18] 现在的薛丁山

[00:00:20] 那那个刚气劲儿一点儿都没了

[00:00:23] 跟那面团差不多少

[00:00:25] 怎么揉怎么试啊

[00:00:29] 那咱说的是古书

[00:00:32] 讲今比骨啊

[00:00:35] 那么

[00:00:36] 当今社会上各阶层有没有类似薛丁山这样的人呢

[00:00:41] 大有人在

[00:00:43] 起码大同小异

[00:00:46] 有一种人

[00:00:47] 你还就得收拾他

[00:00:49] 你越尊敬他

[00:00:51] 他越来劲儿

[00:00:53] 得把他收拾的像面团一样

[00:00:55] 才能背背服服的好好干活

[00:01:02] 殿下

[00:01:03] 李治

[00:01:04] 告诉薛丁山

[00:01:06] 你现在这罪可没完啊

[00:01:09] 我不杀你

[00:01:10] 不是不真杀你

[00:01:13] 这话什么意思呢

[00:01:14] 先给你记上账

[00:01:17] 你要办不好事情

[00:01:18] 回来还杀你

[00:01:21] 你具体的表现

[00:01:23] 头一个赶奔寒江关聘请樊梨花

[00:01:29] 你把樊姑娘给气坏了

[00:01:32] 如何叫他消了气

[00:01:34] 心情舒畅

[00:01:36] 高高兴兴

[00:01:38] 来到阵前挂帅

[00:01:41] 你这就算立了功了

[00:01:45] 我可以不杀你了

[00:01:47] 如果你请不出樊姑娘

[00:01:50] 他出不来这口气

[00:01:53] 心里有一点窝囊

[00:01:54] 我还得杀你

[00:01:55] 你懂不

[00:01:58] 薛丁山把嘴一咧去

[00:02:00] 诶

[00:02:01] 我懂

[00:02:03] 懂就好

[00:02:04] 下去吧

[00:02:07] 什么时候走

[00:02:08] 不必打招呼就赶紧走

[00:02:12] 薛丁山等离开军帐之后

[00:02:14] 程咬金跟出来了

[00:02:16] 丁山呢

[00:02:17] 盯着你过来

[00:02:18] 爷爷

[00:02:20] 哎呀

[00:02:21] 瞅着你又可气又可怜呢

[00:02:24] 殿下

[00:02:25] 跟你说那些话

[00:02:26] 你记住了

[00:02:27] 记住了

[00:02:29] 具体的表现

[00:02:30] 请樊姑娘我告诉你

[00:02:33] 我们君臣临来之时

[00:02:35] 路过汉江关

[00:02:37] 见着人家一家人了

[00:02:38] 那恨你恨得牙长四指啊

[00:02:42] 所以说呢

[00:02:44] 你这次请樊姑娘不那么容易呀

[00:02:49] 但是看你的意思

[00:02:51] 鼻涕眼泪的

[00:02:54] 你是发自内心的悔过

[00:02:57] 你要能豁出这个去

[00:02:58] 什么你都豁的出去

[00:03:01] 有道是心诚则灵啊啊

[00:03:05] 但是咱们请姑娘就看你的了

[00:03:08] 我想好心感动天和帝

[00:03:12] 你真要做到了

[00:03:13] 樊姑娘就不能不出头啊

[00:03:16] 我说这话你明白吗

[00:03:18] 我明白

[00:03:20] 明白

[00:03:21] 明儿个就去吧啊

[00:03:24] 你懂得什么叫青衣小帽

[00:03:26] 布下寒江

[00:03:29] 我懂得

[00:03:30] 就是我穿便装的

[00:03:32] 我现在白马不是了

[00:03:34] 青衣小帽是普通老百姓的服装

[00:03:38] 我现在也是老百姓

[00:03:40] 所以服装上我我穿那个带那个

[00:03:44] 不让我骑马

[00:03:46] 不让坐轿

[00:03:47] 不让赶脚

[00:03:48] 一步一步我走到寒江

[00:03:51] 诶

[00:03:51] 对对对对对

[00:03:54] 就看看你有没有诚心

[00:03:57] 另外

[00:03:58] 看着韩江关的城门

[00:04:00] 哎

[00:04:01] 开始磕头

[00:04:04] 从城门洞那就开始磕呀

[00:04:06] 一步一个头

[00:04:09] 磕到反腐

[00:04:12] 这你能做到不能好啊

[00:04:17] 说出来可得做到啊

[00:04:19] 到樊府之后能不能见着樊姑娘啊

[00:04:23] 怎么说

[00:04:24] 那你的事儿了

[00:04:25] 我可派人暗中监视

[00:04:28] 你小子有一点口不应心

[00:04:31] 我这话算白说

[00:04:33] 殿下怎么收拾你我可不管了

[00:04:36] 爷爷你放心吧

[00:04:38] 我这回是竭尽全力

[00:04:41] 把姑娘请出来

[00:04:43] 争取立功赎罪啊

[00:04:45] 不是争取

[00:04:47] 是一定要立功赎罪

[00:04:49] 我明白

[00:04:51] 老程心中暗笑

[00:04:53] 单说薛丁山

[00:04:55] 回到自己那破帐篷里头

[00:04:59] 能睡得着觉吗

[00:05:02] 把抓柔肠

[00:05:04] 一会儿扯自己俩嘴巴子

[00:05:06] 一会儿用拳头捶捶太阳穴

[00:05:10] 哎哎呀

[00:05:14] 怨谁呀

[00:05:14] 怨自己吧

[00:05:16] 第二天

[00:05:18] 当兵的给他准备了早饭

[00:05:20] 他吃饱了

[00:05:21] 喝足了

[00:05:23] 便装给他准备好了

[00:05:25] 一把抓的随风倒青布袍

[00:05:29] 一根带子穿上布鞋

[00:05:32] 另外拿了十几两银子做盘串

[00:05:37] 这才离开唐营

[00:05:38] 赶奔寒江关

[00:05:41] 临走的时候连一个人送都没有

[00:05:44] 臊不大的

[00:05:45] 低着脑袋蔫溜

[00:05:48] 离开了唐营

[00:05:51] 打听好了奔寒江关的道路

[00:05:55] 开始往前走

[00:05:58] 总而言之

[00:05:59] 每迈一步

[00:06:01] 都付出挺大的代价啊

[00:06:05] 步履艰辛

[00:06:07] 两条腿跟灌了铅差不多少

[00:06:10] 他怵头啊

[00:06:12] 见着樊梨花我怎么解释

[00:06:15] 他要不听我的怎么办

[00:06:17] 哎哟

[00:06:18] 要了我的命喽

[00:06:22] 饿了找个小饭摊吃点东西

[00:06:24] 渴了买点水喝

[00:06:27] 路上无话

[00:06:29] 这一天来到寒江关

[00:06:33] 他在这儿路过过呀

[00:06:36] 韩江关是第一次跟樊姑娘结婚的地方

[00:06:41] 哎呀

[00:06:42] 瞅着这个地方

[00:06:44] 薛丁山脑袋就发了紧了

[00:06:47] 到城门洞里一看

[00:06:48] 哟

[00:06:49] 小小的寒江关怎么这么热闹

[00:06:53] 从城门洞往街上一看

[00:06:55] 三街六市

[00:06:56] 买卖兴隆

[00:06:57] 车水马龙

[00:06:59] 带着繁荣的景象

[00:07:02] 每个人脸上都挂着笑容

[00:07:05] 他为什么不知道

[00:07:07] 徐宁山忽然想起来了

[00:07:09] 程咬金告诉好了

[00:07:10] 见着城门就磕头啊

[00:07:13] 哎哟

[00:07:14] 薛定山一琢磨

[00:07:15] 这么多人

[00:07:16] 这头怎么磕呀

[00:07:20] 大家伙认为我是疯子

[00:07:21] 我是傻子

[00:07:24] 我是朝山呢

[00:07:25] 我是拜佛呀

[00:07:26] 这这

[00:07:29] 这家一

[00:07:30] I

[00:07:33] 薛丁山又一想

[00:07:35] 我还顾全什么脸面呢

[00:07:37] 我也不是个人呢

[00:07:39] 我没脸呢

[00:07:41] 我顾忌这干什么

[00:07:43] 别人爱说什么说什么呗

[00:07:47] 薛顶山一狠心

[00:07:49] 撩衣服就跪下了

[00:07:53] 一步一个头

[00:07:55] 迈一步

[00:07:56] 磕个头

[00:07:57] 站起来再跪下

[00:07:59] 不够折腾的

[00:08:02] 从城门洞这一直到街上

[00:08:05] 走路的行人一瞅我这干嘛的

[00:08:09] 这是

[00:08:11] 大概我知道了

[00:08:13] 大概他家里的老人得了病啊

[00:08:17] 他许下心愿了

[00:08:18] 这是

[00:08:19] 哎

[00:08:19] 要不能这么干吗

[00:08:21] 哎呀

[00:08:21] 大孝子

[00:08:23] 有的说不对

[00:08:24] 看那意思

[00:08:25] 两眼发直

[00:08:27] 大概有毛病呵

[00:08:28] 围的人特多了

[00:08:31] 说短论长

[00:08:33] 说什么的都有

[00:08:34] 薛丁山干脆假装听不见

[00:08:37] 我就磕吧

[00:08:40] 路程远不不太远

[00:08:43] 从城门这儿到三梨花的府

[00:08:46] 不到三里地

[00:08:48] 这三里地得磕多少头吧

[00:08:52] 把薛丁山磕得直打晃

[00:08:55] 站起来脚底下没跟

[00:08:57] 脑袋发沉呢

[00:08:59] 嗡嗡嗡

[00:09:00] 两耳生风啊

[00:09:02] 啊

[00:09:03] 这心跳的噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔噔跳成一个了

[00:09:08] 用手一摸好吗

[00:09:11] 大脑袋上长了个小脑袋

[00:09:15] 磕头啊

[00:09:15] 得带响

[00:09:18] 你算这么多的头

[00:09:21] 就打不太重

[00:09:23] 我加到一块儿分量也不轻啊

[00:09:26] 所以大脑袋上长个小脑袋

[00:09:30] 到了现在

[00:09:31] 薛丁山把一切全豁出去了

[00:09:35] 来到反府门前一看

[00:09:37] 要变了

[00:09:39] 再看符文

[00:09:41] 尤其彩画

[00:09:43] 焕然一新

[00:09:45] 那青石头台阶拿水刷的这么一个刷亮

[00:09:51] 门前有20 名卫士

[00:09:55] 金盔金甲

[00:09:57] 佩剑悬刀

[00:10:00] 在两旁站立

[00:10:03] 这俨然就是大帅府啊

[00:10:08] 哦

[00:10:09] 薛定山明白了

[00:10:11] 现在樊梨花已经接管了军权呢

[00:10:17] 我听殿下那意思

[00:10:19] 樊丽花肯定得出任兵马大元帅、都招讨总指挥

[00:10:26] 嗯

[00:10:27] 我这见他就更难了

[00:10:30] 这玩意儿

[00:10:31] 哎

[00:10:31] 爱怎么地怎么地吧

[00:10:34] 想到这

[00:10:35] 薛丁山头一直磕到台阶这儿站起来了

[00:10:40] 冲着两旁的人一呲牙

[00:10:43] 诶

[00:10:44] 各位

[00:10:47] 我要求见樊姑娘

[00:10:52] 过来一个带队的

[00:10:54] 这个小官把眼珠子一瞪

[00:10:56] 看看薛丁山

[00:10:58] 你说什么

[00:10:59] 呃

[00:11:00] 我要求见樊梨花

[00:11:03] 樊姑娘

[00:11:04] 你干嘛呢

[00:11:07] 我是从白虎关来的

[00:11:09] 呃

[00:11:10] 我姓薛

[00:11:11] 我叫薛丁山

[00:11:14] 薛定山

[00:11:16] 这名咋这么熟的

[00:11:18] 旁边有个当兵的说的

[00:11:20] 那怎么不说

[00:11:22] 当初的石宝大将

[00:11:24] 龙虎状元

[00:11:26] 二路元帅

[00:11:28] 不叫薛丁山

[00:11:30] 这当小官的一听啊

[00:11:32] 眼珠子瞪起来了

[00:11:34] 你是谁

[00:11:36] 我就是薛丁山

[00:11:37] 啊呸

[00:11:40] 我吐你一脸花露水

[00:11:44] 那个那薛丁山一千米似的

[00:11:47] 那是大唐朝了不起的英雄啊

[00:11:51] 石宝大将

[00:11:52] 龙虎状元呢哦

[00:11:56] 你这人有病吧

[00:11:57] 冒名顶替

[00:11:59] 嗯

[00:12:00] 你知道薛丁山有名吗

[00:12:02] 你跑这儿来冒充来了

[00:12:05] 这还了得打

[00:12:08] 这家这当兵的可狠了

[00:12:11] 一顿批颠

[00:12:13] 不管脑袋是屁话

[00:12:15] 把薛定山给抽的

[00:12:16] 哎呀哎呀啪啪哎呀

[00:12:18] 别打别打

[00:12:19] 各位

[00:12:20] 别打别打别打

[00:12:22] 我的确是薛丁山呢

[00:12:24] 我怎敢冒名顶替

[00:12:27] 我是奉了殿下所差来请樊姑娘来的

[00:12:32] 得得得得得

[00:12:34] 没工夫来

[00:12:34] 那快走

[00:12:37] 也不听他解释

[00:12:40] 连推再

[00:12:43] 把薛丁山推到一边去了

[00:12:46] 这薛定山也不敢上府门了

[00:12:48] 一合计

[00:12:49] 他打我

[00:12:51] tree

[00:12:53] 人要落到我这步上了

[00:12:56] 真不是个人了

[00:12:57] 我呀

[00:12:58] 哈哈

[00:13:00] 我是真牌的

[00:13:01] 薛丁山说出来人家都不信他

[00:13:04] 这这这诶这这这怎么办

[00:13:08] 他正在门前为难呢

[00:13:10] 就听帅府里边鼓号喧天

[00:13:15] 咕噜呜晃晃晃晃晃咚

[00:13:37] 随着炮声

[00:13:39] 中门大开

[00:13:42] 里头的队伍出来了

[00:13:44] 都是御林军啊

[00:13:47] 走到最前面的是齐队

[00:13:51] 飞龙旗、飞虎旗是迎风招展

[00:13:55] 飞镖旗、飞豹旗上头的枪尖的刺眼

[00:14:00] 冒着寒光啊

[00:14:02] 再看后头

[00:14:04] 任标旗、对子旗

[00:14:07] 旗幡招展

[00:14:08] 绣带飘摇

[00:14:11] 240 名骑队是步伐整齐走出帅府

[00:14:17] 再往后看

[00:14:18] 刀对

[00:14:20] 雁翎刀、大砍刀、三挺刀、鬼头刀刀队过去之后是枪队

[00:14:28] 五钩身飞亮银枪钩镰枪

[00:14:32] 噪音枪枪对过去之后腾拍手

[00:14:38] 都拿着虎头的盾牌

[00:14:40] 单手提刀腾

[00:14:43] 拍手再过去之后

[00:14:44] 后头是马队

[00:14:46] 500马队步伐整齐

[00:14:50] 说黑马都是黑马

[00:14:51] 说白马都是白马

[00:14:53] 说红马都是红马

[00:14:54] 说黄马都是黄马毛管哇亮都带着威武灵啦啦啦

[00:15:02] EEE

[00:15:05] 再往后是亲兵卫队

[00:15:08] 卫队之中有200名女兵

[00:15:12] 这女兵都是绢帕罩头

[00:15:15] 军装号坎

[00:15:16] 腰中悬宝剑

[00:15:19] 这些丫头一个个身强力壮

[00:15:23] 前呼后拥

[00:15:26] 正中央闪出一匹桃红马

[00:15:32] 这匹马膘满肉肥

[00:15:34] 也是毛管刷亮

[00:15:36] 18 颗威武灵咯

[00:15:39] 棱棱直响

[00:15:40] 鹌颤交环

[00:15:42] 全都是镀金的

[00:15:44] 马鞍鞒端坐一员女将

[00:15:48] 帅子金盔

[00:15:50] 三叉戟顶包耳护项

[00:15:53] 黄金抹萼

[00:15:55] 13 曲的红缨突突直颤

[00:15:59] 身上胚大叶九吞八乍黄金甲

[00:16:04] 外罩猩猩红的战袍

[00:16:08] 凤凰裙遮住双腿

[00:16:11] 镶牛皮的战靴

[00:16:13] 双叉透笼的金凳

[00:16:16] 鸟翅环得胜钩挂着三尖两刃刀

[00:16:20] 后边弯弓插箭

[00:16:25] 在马鞍桥上一坐

[00:16:27] 那真是八面威风

[00:16:30] 神气十足啊

[00:16:32] 薛丁山一看樊梨花

[00:16:37] 心里更不是滋味了

[00:16:41] 心说

[00:16:41] 当初我不就这样吗

[00:16:44] 我在京里头夸官三日

[00:16:48] 何等的威风啊

[00:16:50] 身为二路元帅

[00:16:52] 暴打前敌

[00:16:54] 我也神气过几天

[00:16:57] 他现在他不是我自己找的吗

[00:16:59] 我赖谁呀

[00:17:00] 我呀

[00:17:02] 哎呀

[00:17:03] 樊姑娘啊

[00:17:04] 我可见着你了

[00:17:05] 你知道不知道我在道边等着你

[00:17:09] 徐定山一想

[00:17:10] 快过去

[00:17:12] 豁出去了

[00:17:15] 拉住丝缰

[00:17:16] 我就往那一跪呀

[00:17:18] 苦苦的哀求

[00:17:19] 人怕见面

[00:17:21] 树怕扒皮呀

[00:17:23] 薛丁山想到这儿

[00:17:24] 像疯了一样啊

[00:17:26] 成成成

[00:17:27] 几步就冲到前面去了

[00:17:30] 想到樊梨花马前谈何容易

[00:17:34] 那亲兵卫队那么老多呢

[00:17:36] 过来把薛定山给拦住干干

[00:17:40] 站住

[00:17:43] 有十几个彪形大汉

[00:17:46] 十几个女亲兵横眉立目

[00:17:49] 从马上跳下了过来

[00:17:51] 把薛丁山给揪住了

[00:17:54] 你是干什么的

[00:17:55] 为什么闯大帅的道队

[00:17:58] 你活腻歪了不成

[00:18:00] 各位

[00:18:00] 各位

[00:18:01] 各位

[00:18:02] 我解释解释

[00:18:03] 别生气

[00:18:04] 别生气

[00:18:04] 我姓薛

[00:18:05] 我叫薛丁山

[00:18:07] 我从两军阵前来奉殿下所差

[00:18:11] 来见樊姑娘

[00:18:12] 我来请樊梨花来了

[00:18:14] 我要见樊元帅

[00:18:16] 各位姥姥家把道路闪开

[00:18:19] 叫我见大帅一面

[00:18:22] 你是什么东西

[00:18:25] 你说你是薛顶山

[00:18:26] 有什么证据

[00:18:27] 别理他

[00:18:28] 封他

[00:18:29] 打打他

[00:18:31] 这鞭子劈头盖顶往下就打

[00:18:35] 这一乱

[00:18:36] 队伍不走了

[00:18:39] 樊丽花咯噔

[00:18:40] 把思缰带住

[00:18:41] 去去

[00:18:43] 中军官驾

[00:18:46] 看看怎么回事儿

[00:18:47] 是

[00:18:48] 中军官下了马

[00:18:50] 到道边了

[00:18:51] 怎么回事儿

[00:18:51] 这是怎么回事儿

[00:18:53] 大伙儿一看

[00:18:54] 中军官来了

[00:18:55] 把经过讲述一遍

[00:18:57] 中军官转身禀报元帅

[00:19:01] 回大帅有一个年轻人自称叫薛丁山

[00:19:07] 要求见大帅

[00:19:09] 大伙儿不让他进来

[00:19:10] 他连哭在嚎啊

[00:19:13] 就因为这个队伍没法往前走了

[00:19:18] 薛丁山

[00:19:21] 范丽华心里明白

[00:19:22] 哦

[00:19:22] 真来了

[00:19:24] 真来了

[00:19:26] 殿下

[00:19:26] 李治可成了千岁

[00:19:29] 向我做了保证了哈

[00:19:32] 薛丁山是一步一头磕到我的腹中吗

[00:19:36] 嗯

[00:19:37] 可有人说是看见了大脑袋上长个小脑袋

[00:19:42] 我我看看他什么样

[00:19:44] 带到马前

[00:19:45] 带到马前

[00:19:49] 像抓臭贼一样把薛定山推到马前

[00:19:53] 薛丁山仰起头来一看

[00:19:55] 那是范丽花

[00:19:57] 扑通就跪下

[00:20:00] 娘子

[00:20:02] 娘子

[00:20:04] 你没看那白蛇传吗

[00:20:06] 许仙管白蛇就叫娘子

[00:20:10] 那叫老婆那玩意儿难听啊

[00:20:12] 叫娘子这玩意儿文雅一些

[00:20:15] 娘子夫人

[00:20:20] 薛定山有理了

[00:20:23] 我对不起你

[00:20:29] 扑通通跪在马前

[00:20:32] 是声泪俱下

[00:20:36] 樊丽花呀

[00:20:38] 低头这一看

[00:20:41] 薛丁山的确变了样

[00:20:44] 又黑又瘦

[00:20:47] 两眼失神

[00:20:49] 脑门子都开花了

[00:20:51] 甭问磕头磕的

[00:20:54] 声音嘶哑呀

[00:20:57] 望着衣柜

[00:20:58] 这一哭

[00:21:00] 樊梨花姑娘那个心

[00:21:02] 唰啦就一翻歌

[00:21:04] 郝学妹哭了

[00:21:07] 又委屈又生气又疼

[00:21:10] 薛丁山

[00:21:13] 怎么叫人怕见面呢

[00:21:15] 他不就这么回事儿吗

[00:21:17] 说恨透了张三李四

[00:21:19] 等我见着他

[00:21:20] 我啃他几口

[00:21:22] 我踹他几脚

[00:21:24] 其实真要见着了

[00:21:26] 把话一说穿了

[00:21:27] 这气自然就消了啊

[00:21:32] 他恨薛顶山

[00:21:33] 恨的没法恨

[00:21:36] 今天一看

[00:21:37] 薛丁山这么惨

[00:21:41] 姑娘真想说呀

[00:21:43] 算了吧

[00:21:45] 人非圣贤

[00:21:47] 孰能无过呢

[00:21:49] 知错必改就是俊杰呀

[00:21:53] 干脆和好

[00:21:54] 赶奔前敌就得了

[00:21:58] 又一想

[00:21:59] 慢着

[00:22:00] 慢着

[00:22:02] 我前几次不也这么想的吗

[00:22:06] 结果适得其反呢

[00:22:08] 这薛丁山好反性啊

[00:22:12] 现在还没到时候

[00:22:14] 你狠心

[00:22:17] 假装不认识他

[00:22:18] 姑娘把眼珠子一瞪眼泪还瞪没了

[00:22:22] 呸

[00:22:24] 你是什么人

[00:22:26] 竟敢在本帅面前胡言乱语

[00:22:29] 这还了得来

[00:22:32] 把他搭在荒郊

[00:22:34] 乱刃分尸

[00:22:37] 给我断了斩杀

[00:22:40] 名字是我呀

[00:22:42] 我是学这个差

[00:22:44] 你们等我解释去

[00:22:46] 诶等等啊

[00:22:47] 包下六人

[00:22:49] 谁听

[00:22:52] 驮着薛丁山呢

[00:22:54] 就给拖出寒江关去了

[00:22:57] 拖出二里多地

[00:22:59] 有一片野地和草堂就把他扔到这儿了

[00:23:04] 你转身骑马走了

[00:23:08] 薛丁山又恼又气又伤心

[00:23:12] 往这儿一扔啊

[00:23:17] 背过气去了

[00:23:19] 人事不省

[00:23:21] 他也是个人

[00:23:25] 受这种折磨受得了吗

[00:23:27] 可也没人理他

[00:23:30] 一直到后半晌了

[00:23:33] 嗯

[00:23:33] 天阴了

[00:23:35] 还下了一阵小雨

[00:23:38] 这个雨水拍打到薛丁山的脸上

[00:23:43] 他这才苏醒过来

[00:23:45] 嗯

[00:23:47] 啊

[00:23:52] 睁眼一看呢

[00:23:53] 哎呀

[00:23:53] 阴云密布

[00:23:54] 下了雨了

[00:23:55] 身上都焦透了

[00:23:58] 薛定山勉强坐起来

[00:24:01] 觉着腰酸腿疼

[00:24:03] 这个脸还不怎么疼

[00:24:05] 特别这身上

[00:24:07] 用手一摸呀

[00:24:09] 一条一条的

[00:24:10] 叫鞭子抽的

[00:24:12] 那真抽啊

[00:24:14] 叫这雨水一杀

[00:24:17] 遮得十分难受

[00:24:20] 薛定山这回真哭了

[00:24:23] 难呐

[00:24:24] 慢呢

[00:24:27] 我就说我请不出樊丽花来

[00:24:31] 我程爷爷说我心不诚

[00:24:34] 我这心还不够诚的

[00:24:36] 我还得怎么办呢

[00:24:39] 我有一肚子话想说

[00:24:42] 他不让我说不给我时间

[00:24:46] 我有通天的本领也不行了

[00:24:50] 这这怎么办呢

[00:24:51] 我呀

[00:24:53] 哎呀

[00:24:53] 就得回去交令去了

[00:24:56] 殿下说

[00:24:57] 杀我就杀了吧

[00:25:00] 我还不如死快的呢

[00:25:02] 我这零受罪我受不了

[00:25:06] 可又一项不行

[00:25:08] 不行啊

[00:25:10] 也许我还不够诚心

[00:25:13] 我刚遇上点打击

[00:25:15] 我就受不了了

[00:25:16] 就知难而退了

[00:25:18] 不行

[00:25:20] 我还拧上了

[00:25:23] 说什么也得见见范丽华

[00:25:25] 把我一肚子话说干净了

[00:25:28] 那阵儿请不出来

[00:25:30] 我死也就闭上眼睛了

[00:25:33] 对

[00:25:34] 就这么干

[00:25:35] 他摇摇晃晃站起来

[00:25:39] 踩着泥水

[00:25:41] 二次进了汉江湾

[00:25:45] 到了汉江关的雨就不下了

[00:25:48] 日头也露出来了

[00:25:50] 跟人们一打听啊

[00:25:53] 元帅在教军场演兵呢

[00:25:57] 他要赶到教军场

[00:26:00] 到这儿一看

[00:26:01] 进不去

[00:26:04] 外边骑兵步兵手把森严

[00:26:08] 他转啊转啊转啊转转了六七圈

[00:26:13] 后来转到东北这个方向啊

[00:26:15] 地势偏高

[00:26:17] 有很多老百姓都站在这儿看热闹

[00:26:21] 他也挤进人群

[00:26:24] 居高临下一瞅

[00:26:25] 哦

[00:26:25] 下头是教军场

[00:26:28] 这地方我还没来过

[00:26:30] 四四方方

[00:26:32] 十分宽阔

[00:26:34] 坐北向南是点将台

[00:26:37] 离着远呢

[00:26:39] 他就看大旗招展

[00:26:42] 正中央端坐着一人

[00:26:44] 不用问范丽华

[00:26:46] 往操场上一看

[00:26:49] 六军正在演习阵法

[00:26:52] 他哪有心看阵法呀

[00:26:55] 他就想他自己的事儿

[00:26:58] 我从哪儿进去呢

[00:27:01] 诶

[00:27:03] 下边这个栅栏不高

[00:27:06] 凭我的胳膊腿这个利索劲儿一跃而尽呢

[00:27:11] 干脆我就冲上帅牌

[00:27:14] 恳请樊梨花

[00:27:17] 你原谅我的罪过