《小沈阳不差钱搞笑开场(Remix)》歌词
[00:00:02] 小沈阳不差钱搞笑开场 (Remix) - DJ阿烊
[00:00:03] 赵:
[00:00:15] 我说姑娘啊这顿饭非常重要
[00:00:17] 小:
[00:00:18] 你管谁叫姑娘呀
[00:00:20] 人家是纯爷们
[00:00:21] 赵:
[00:00:29] 哎呀妈 这一笑
[00:00:30] 你看看多像你姥爷临走那张照片
[00:00:32] 小:
[00:00:42] 老毕 你是毕老师吗
[00:00:44] 毕:
[00:00:44] 我姓毕
[00:00:44] 小:
[00:00:45] 唉呀我的妈呀 毕老师来了
[00:00:46] 赵:
[00:00:51] 你们听没 正好你叫毕门炮
[00:01:02] 澳洲鲍鱼四只
[00:01:03] 小:
[00:01:04] 对不起没有
[00:01:06] 赵:
[00:01:08] 一斤的龙虾一只
[00:01:09] 小:
[00:01:10] 对不起没那么大的
[00:01:11] 赵:
[00:01:16] 有多大的
[00:01:17] 小:
[00:01:18] 有一斤多的
[00:01:19] 赵:
[00:01:20] 一斤多的有 有吗
[00:01:21] 小:
[00:01:22] 有还是没有啊
[00:01:23] 赵:
[00:01:29] 我跟你说 这是
[00:01:31] 有没有你 这是你开的店
[00:01:34] 你还不明白吗 这不差钱
[00:01:35] 小:
[00:01:36] 啊 那没有
[00:01:37] 赵:
[00:01:43] 把你老板找来
[00:01:44] 小:
[00:01:45] 没有
[00:01:50] 没有
[00:01:51] 赵:
[00:01:52] 这个可以有
[00:01:53] 小:
[00:01:54] 这个真没有
[00:02:00] 说谁笨蛋啊
[00:02:01] 赵:
[00:02:02] 啊 不是 我说再煎一个笨鸡蛋
[00:02:04] 小:
[00:02:05] 没有
[00:02:16] 赠送一个呗
[00:02:18] 哎呀我的妈 大爷你咋这么抠呢
[00:02:22] 你说你一个没点完呢
[00:02:24] 我们还要搭一个
[00:02:32] 有没有你心里还没有数吗
[00:02:33] 赵:
[00:02:35] 我有啥数你不说没有吗
[00:02:37] 小:
[00:02:37] 别说话了
[00:02:37] 一会万一要有咋整啊
[00:02:44] 眼睛一闭一睁一天过去了
[00:02:50] 眼睛一闭不睁
[00:02:52] 这辈子就过去了
[00:02:58] 人生最痛苦的事情
[00:03:00] 你知道是什么吗
[00:03:02] 人死了钱没花了
[00:03:04] 赵:
[00:03:08] 人这一生最最痛苦的事
[00:03:10] 你知道什么吗
[00:03:11] 小:
[00:03:11] 啥呀
[00:03:11] 赵:
[00:03:12] 是人活着呢钱没了
[00:03:13] 小:
[00:03:17] 我说哎妈呀
[00:03:19] 这样能上的话 我也能上
[00:03:25] 上 星光大道 呗
[00:03:26] 赵:
[00:03:27] 你上啥大道啊 你上炕都费劲
[00:03:29] 小:
[00:03:33] 你就让我唱一个
[00:03:34] 赵:
[00:03:35] 不让你唱
[00:03:35] 小:
[00:03:36] 你不让我唱我就不给你上菜
[00:03:37] 赵:
[00:03:43] 你不给我上菜 我找你老板去
[00:03:45] 小:
[00:03:45] 你找我老板
[00:03:46] 我把你交待我那事给你说出来
[00:03:46] 赵:
[00:03:47] 我交待你说你要说他肯定比唱的好
[00:03:50] 小:
[00:03:55] 我的命运跟他是一样的
[00:03:58] 我也有一个姓毕的姥爷
[00:03:59] 赵:
[00:03:59] 你拉倒吧
[00:04:00] 小:
[00:04:06] 地地球 哎呀妈呀谁唱回老家
[00:04:13] 毕:
[00:04:17] 叫什么名字
[00:04:18] 小:
[00:04:19] 我的中文名字叫小沈阳
[00:04:20] 毕:
[00:04:21] 你还有外国名字
[00:04:22] 小:
[00:04:23] 英文名字叫小 沈 阳
[00:04:24] 赵:
[00:04:29] 我有一个秘密没给你透露
[00:04:30] 毕:
[00:04:30] 什么秘密
[00:04:31] 赵:
[00:04:31] 其实我姥爷也姓毕
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