《Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady》歌词

[00:00:00] Are You Ready For The Real Slim Shady - DJ Crazy Chris
[00:00:03] May I have your attention please
[00:00:06] May I have your attention please
[00:00:08] I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:12] I repeat
[00:00:13] Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
[00:00:16] We're going to have a problem here
[00:00:18] Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before
[00:00:20] Jaws all on the floor like Pam like
[00:00:22] Tommy just burst in the door
[00:00:23] Started whoopin' her a*s worse than before
[00:00:25] They first get divorced throwing her
[00:00:26] Over furniture scream
[00:00:27] It's the return of the
[00:00:28] Oh wait no way your kidding he didn't
[00:00:30] Just say what I think he did did he
[00:00:32] And Dr Dre said
[00:00:33] Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead he's
[00:00:35] Locked in my basement haha
[00:00:37] Feminist women love Eminem
[00:00:38] Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady
[00:00:40] I'm sick of him
[00:00:41] Look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
[00:00:43] Limpin' to you know who yeah but hes' so cute though
[00:00:45] Yea I probably got a couple of screws
[00:00:47] Up in my head loose
[00:00:48] But no worse than what's going on
[00:00:49] In your parent's bedrooms
[00:00:50] Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
[00:00:52] But can't but it's cool for Tom Green
[00:00:54] To hump a dead moose
[00:00:55] My bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips
[00:00:57] And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
[00:00:59] And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
[00:01:01] And expect them not to know what a womens clitoris is
[00:01:04] Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
[00:01:06] By the time they hit 4th grade
[00:01:07] They got the discovery channel don't they
[00:01:09] We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals
[00:01:11] Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
[00:01:13] But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
[00:01:15] Then there's no reason that a man
[00:01:16] And another man can't elope
[00:01:17] But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote
[00:01:20] Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes
[00:01:22] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:23] I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:24] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:01:25] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:26] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:28] Please stand up
[00:01:29] Please stand up
[00:01:30] Please stand up
[00:01:31] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:01:32] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:01:33] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:34] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:01:36] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:01:37] Please stand up
[00:01:38] Please stand up
[00:01:39] Please stand up
[00:01:40] Will Smith don't gotta cuss
[00:01:41] In his raps to sell records
[00:01:42] You think I give a Grammy
[00:01:43] Well I do so f**k him and f**k you too
[00:01:45] You think I give a damm about a Grammy
[00:01:47] Half of you critics can't even stomach me
[00:01:48] Let alone stand me
[00:01:49] But Slim what if you win wouldn't it be weird
[00:01:51] Why so you guys can just lie to get me here
[00:01:54] So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears
[00:01:56] S**t Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
[00:01:58] So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
[00:02:01] And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
[00:02:03] Little b***h put me on blast on MTV
[00:02:05] Yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe
[00:02:08] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:09] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:02:10] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:02:11] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:12] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:02:13] Please stand up
[00:02:14] Please stand up
[00:02:16] Please stand up
[00:02:17] Becuase I'm Slim Shady
[00:02:18] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:02:19] So won't the real Slim shady
[00:02:20] Yes I'm the real Shady
[00:02:21] So won't the real Slim Shady
[00:02:22] Please stand up
[00:02:24] Please stand up
[00:02:25] Please stand up
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