《水浒0098》歌词

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[00:00:03] 正说到武松夜走蜈蚣岭

[00:00:11] 在庙上投宿

[00:00:13] 遇上小老道

[00:00:16] 武松在这儿大口吃着肉大口喝着酒

[00:00:20] 甭提多美了

[00:00:23] 小老道儿笑呵呵盯着他

[00:00:28] 我说你这出家人也吃肉啊

[00:00:32] 啊 怎么

[00:00:33] 你觉着奇怪

[00:00:36] 不是

[00:00:36] 我听出家人都得吃素啊

[00:00:41] 和尚也好

[00:00:42] 老道也好

[00:00:43] 不准动荤腥

[00:00:46] 但是有些出家人

[00:00:48] 包括我师傅在内

[00:00:52] 别看对旁人那么说

[00:00:54] 什么香他吃什么

[00:00:56] 这都是我师傅吃剩下我给偷出来的

[00:01:00] 哦

[00:01:03] 那你也喝一杯

[00:01:05] 这玩意儿有有儿辣

[00:01:07] 但是喝着还挺香啊

[00:01:08] 我陪你喝点儿

[00:01:11] 小老道儿就喝了两杯

[00:01:13] 连吃肉带喝酒

[00:01:15] 他不胜酒力

[00:01:18] 两杯入肚

[00:01:20] 舌头有点打卷了

[00:01:22] 武松就问他

[00:01:25] 你出家几年了

[00:01:27] 嗨 别提了

[00:01:29] 我这出家人是糊弄人

[00:01:32] 我们家就在前边儿王家庄住

[00:01:35] 我们家姓王

[00:01:38] 我们家困难

[00:01:40] 连饭都吃不上

[00:01:42] 后来这用了一个小徒弟

[00:01:45] 嗯

[00:01:45] 就把我找来了

[00:01:47] 一天混饭儿吃呗

[00:01:50] 哦

[00:01:51] 嘿

[00:01:51] 你师傅是谁

[00:01:55] 和我师傅挺了不起呀

[00:01:58] 他跟我同姓

[00:01:59] 也姓王啊

[00:02:01] 叫王道人

[00:02:03] 周围附近的都管他叫王老道

[00:02:07] 他还有个绰号呢

[00:02:10] 叫飞天蜈蚣

[00:02:13] 嚯

[00:02:15] 他为什么起了这么个绰号

[00:02:18] 那我就不清楚了

[00:02:20] 反正我听那意思好像啊

[00:02:23] 离我们这儿不远有一座山岭

[00:02:27] 这座岭叫蜈蚣岭

[00:02:30] 故此他按这个起的名儿

[00:02:33] 叫飞天蜈蚣

[00:02:35] 唉

[00:02:36] 我师傅好武艺呀

[00:02:38] 可棒了

[00:02:40] 天天练功啊

[00:02:43] 就像碗这么粗的木桩子

[00:02:45] 一巴掌都能扇折了

[00:02:48] 你想

[00:02:49] 他要打我

[00:02:50] 我能受得了吗

[00:02:51] 因此我胆儿非常小

[00:02:52] 我就怕他生气

[00:02:54] 武松就觉着这里边儿有事儿

[00:03:00] 然后又问他

[00:03:02] 我说小老弟

[00:03:04] 怎么我听着你这院儿里头好像有女人

[00:03:09] 拉倒吧你胡说八道

[00:03:10] 我们这哪来女的

[00:03:12] 就我们师徒二人

[00:03:13] 不对

[00:03:15] 方才我找你去

[00:03:17] 我听得清清楚楚的

[00:03:19] 那个女人乐

[00:03:20] 我还听见了呢

[00:03:22] 这怎么回事儿

[00:03:24] 是

[00:03:25] 你真听见了啊

[00:03:27] 那听见了那我就告诉你得了

[00:03:30] 小老道开开门往外看看没人儿

[00:03:34] 回身把门关好

[00:03:36] 压低的声音

[00:03:38] 告诉你吧

[00:03:41] 我老师啊

[00:03:43] 还缺德

[00:03:46] 专门玩弄女人

[00:03:48] 哪一天换一个

[00:03:51] 这是周围附近庄村的妇女都叫她给弄来的

[00:03:57] 啊

[00:04:00] 原来如此

[00:04:03] 这些女人就愿意卖身吗

[00:04:06] 嗨 谁愿意呀

[00:04:09] 她不愿意不行啊

[00:04:11] 方才我没说嘛

[00:04:13] 我老师有能耐

[00:04:16] 那瞪眼就宰活人哪

[00:04:19] 唉

[00:04:19] 周围的人都被他吓怕了

[00:04:22] 他说怎么地就得怎么地

[00:04:25] 还有呢

[00:04:26] 主动的把女孩儿给送来了呢

[00:04:30] 不送

[00:04:31] 我师傅就杀他的全家

[00:04:34] 好

[00:04:37] 难道官府就不管吗

[00:04:40] 嗨

[00:04:41] 别提那官府了

[00:04:44] 附近那巡检司

[00:04:47] 那巡检大老爷跟我老师是换帖的把兄弟

[00:04:54] 文衙门武衙门人家都有熟人儿

[00:04:58] 我老师能耐可大了

[00:05:00] 手眼通天

[00:05:03] 进衙门出衙门搅面水儿平汤

[00:05:07] 老百姓告他能告得倒吗

[00:05:11] 再者一说了

[00:05:13] 这一个地方非常闭塞

[00:05:18] 这儿的人愚昧无知啊

[00:05:21] 包括我在内

[00:05:22] 胆小如鼠

[00:05:24] 谁敢去告状啊

[00:05:27] 所以我师傅就一手遮天

[00:05:30] 成了这儿的一霸

[00:05:33] 武松一听

[00:05:35] 这小老道儿是好人

[00:05:37] 很天真

[00:05:39] 很纯洁

[00:05:40] 有什么说什么

[00:05:45] 这一说你老师也不是个好货

[00:05:50] 但是这话我

[00:05:53] 我可不应该这么说

[00:05:55] 但是他的确不是个好货

[00:06:00] 你恨他不

[00:06:01] 喂

[00:06:03] 说实话

[00:06:04] 我 我 我恨

[00:06:06] 我也不敢说

[00:06:07] 唉

[00:06:07] 你说你恨他不

[00:06:09] 恨

[00:06:11] 恨透了你

[00:06:14] 你

[00:06:14] 你看看我后背的伤

[00:06:17] 小老道儿说着

[00:06:18] 把衣服脱了

[00:06:20] 武松借油灯的灯光一看

[00:06:23] 唉呀

[00:06:24] 新伤皆旧伤

[00:06:27] 伤痕累累呀

[00:06:29] 难为这孩子怎么挺来的

[00:06:33] 这都是你老师打的

[00:06:35] 何止是打呀

[00:06:37] 掐的他那手指头比铁钳子还硬啊

[00:06:42] 掐上就掉块肉

[00:06:45] 为什么打你

[00:06:47] 那有一点儿不顺心他就打我呗

[00:06:52] 我都叫他把胆子都吓碎了都

[00:06:55] 啊

[00:06:57] 既然如此

[00:06:58] 你为什么不走

[00:06:59] 我走得了吗

[00:07:01] 走得了的我早走了

[00:07:03] 我怕叫他把我抓回来把我掐死

[00:07:08] 武松哪见过这个

[00:07:12] 听完之后火望上撞啊

[00:07:17] 别看我现在也是受官府的通缉

[00:07:22] 我要不知道也就算了

[00:07:26] 既然遇上了

[00:07:28] 绝不能袖手不管

[00:07:32] 但这小老道儿呢

[00:07:34] 跟武松介绍个不得离儿

[00:07:36] 迷迷糊糊的眼皮了不起来了

[00:07:41] 武松心说省得他害怕

[00:07:44] 最好先叫他睡一觉

[00:07:47] 等我把活儿干完了再放了他

[00:07:51] 就这样

[00:07:51] 武松呢

[00:07:53] 就让他躺下了

[00:07:55] 小老道还说呢

[00:07:56] 你别出门啊

[00:07:58] 哪也别去

[00:07:59] 灯吹了睡觉

[00:08:00] 唉唉 你放心

[00:08:01] 放心

[00:08:02] 明天我早早就走

[00:08:04] 注意时间不大

[00:08:10] 小老道沉沉睡去

[00:08:14] 武松头脑相当清醒

[00:08:16] 他一看小老道儿睡熟了

[00:08:21] 赶紧皱身上下紧衬

[00:08:23] 利落把双刀拿过来

[00:08:27] 摁疯黄一道寒光把双刀出鞘

[00:08:33] 心说这对双刀到我的手儿还没开过荤呢

[00:08:39] 今天我试事刀锋

[00:08:45] 手提双刀

[00:08:46] 轻轻把门儿开开

[00:08:48] 奔了后院儿

[00:08:51] 到后院儿一看哪

[00:08:53] 灯光已然熄灭了

[00:08:56] 大概王老道睡了

[00:08:59] 武松站在院儿里头抖丹田喊喝了一声

[00:09:04] 在

[00:09:07] 王老道恶贯满盈

[00:09:11] 你给我滚出来

[00:09:16] 王老道搂着个女人刚然躺下

[00:09:20] 听院儿里像打尘雷相似

[00:09:23] 把她吓得激灵下就坐起来了啊

[00:09:27] 赶紧把怀中的女人推到一边

[00:09:30] 把衣服穿上

[00:09:33] 从墙上把宝剑摘下来

[00:09:37] 拽出宝剑

[00:09:38] 闪身躲到门后

[00:09:41] 把窗户纸捅破了往院儿里看

[00:09:46] 大镖的月亮跟银灯相似

[00:09:49] 照的清清楚楚

[00:09:52] 他发现有一个秃头和尚在院儿里站着

[00:09:57] 手里擒着一对雪亮的双刀

[00:10:01] 这王老道啊

[00:10:03] 先是一惊

[00:10:04] 而后倾他似的

[00:10:08] 因为他有能耐

[00:10:10] 心说哪来这么个出家人

[00:10:14] 莫非他听了什么消息前来找我晦气不成

[00:10:20] 想到这儿 啪

[00:10:21] 把门一开

[00:10:22] 他就跳出去了

[00:10:25] 来到武松近前

[00:10:26] 欻欻欻把宝剑练了一趟

[00:10:31] 用手掐着剑诀打量武松来

[00:10:37] 你是哪里来的野和尚

[00:10:40] 你要干什么

[00:10:43] 武松借月光一瞅这老道

[00:10:46] 这个儿可也不矮

[00:10:49] 细条条的身材

[00:10:51] 稍微有点儿弓腰

[00:10:53] 手里提着一把大宝剑

[00:10:57] 这老道是三角眼

[00:10:59] 眼角往下耷拉着

[00:11:01] 下巴盒儿还留着一缕山羊胡

[00:11:05] 俩眼倍儿亮

[00:11:08] 就冲着从屋里头到院儿里边一举一动知道不是个善茬子

[00:11:15] 武松冷笑了两声

[00:11:17] 我说老道

[00:11:20] 你的情况我全摸清了

[00:11:23] 出家人嘛

[00:11:26] 理应的扫地不伤蝼蚁命

[00:11:29] 爱惜飞蛾纱罩灯啊

[00:11:32] 尤其要回避女色

[00:11:36] 你可好

[00:11:38] 抢男霸女

[00:11:39] 胡作非为

[00:11:40] 你哪是个出家人哪

[00:11:43] 你纯粹是个山贼呀

[00:11:46] 今天遇上你家爷爷

[00:11:48] 你焉有命在

[00:11:52] 老道一听

[00:11:53] 也乐了

[00:11:54] 我朋友

[00:11:57] 听你说话这意思

[00:11:59] 你也不是正经出家人

[00:12:02] 你怎么还自称叫爷爷呀

[00:12:05] 哈哈哈

[00:12:08] 我看这样吧

[00:12:10] 不打不相识

[00:12:12] 三教士一家

[00:12:15] 如果朋友不嫌弃

[00:12:18] 请到屋里头

[00:12:19] 咱们痛痛快快喝几杯

[00:12:22] 今后咱交个朋友

[00:12:25] 你看如何呀

[00:12:26] 啊呸

[00:12:27] 放你娘的屁

[00:12:30] 你算个什么东西

[00:12:32] 竟敢跟我交朋友

[00:12:34] 你拿命来

[00:12:37] 武松也不耽搁

[00:12:38] 也不多说

[00:12:39] 晃双刀是直奔王道人

[00:12:43] 王道仁也不示弱

[00:12:45] 摆开大宝剑

[00:12:47] 俩人在院儿里就交了手了

[00:12:51] 多日来武松没这么过过瘾哪

[00:12:54] 今儿个可过了瘾了

[00:12:57] 原来没拿这王老大当回事儿

[00:13:00] 等伸上手了

[00:13:02] 武松这才发现这家伙的确有两下子

[00:13:06] 这把大宝剑呼呼刮风

[00:13:08] 身形滴溜溜来回直转哪

[00:13:10] 还真得留点神神注儿意

[00:13:14] 不然的话赢不了他

[00:13:17] 武松把双刀摆开

[00:13:19] 武动跟刀山相似

[00:13:28] 那边说什么毛病

[00:13:30] 让武松给砍上了呗

[00:13:34] 左手刀砍中他肩头

[00:13:37] 把王老道砍翻了

[00:13:40] 右手刀又补了一刀

[00:13:42] 把人头给砍下

[00:13:46] 武松觉得挺泄气

[00:13:49] 刚过上瘾

[00:13:51] 唉 完事儿了

[00:13:53] 唉啊

[00:13:55] 在王道人身上把双刀的血迹擦净

[00:14:00] 把双刀还鞘

[00:14:02] 迈步他进了屋了

[00:14:05] 唉呀

[00:14:06] 那个女人呢

[00:14:07] 吓得钻到被窝里头抖作一团

[00:14:11] 武松也没掌灯

[00:14:13] 喊了一声

[00:14:14] 屋里是不有人

[00:14:17] 说话

[00:14:17] 是不是有人

[00:14:18] 要不说话我可放火了

[00:14:21] 别 别

[00:14:22] 好汉爷爷

[00:14:24] 果然有人哪

[00:14:25] 快穿衣服

[00:14:28] 武松退出去了

[00:14:30] 这个女人把衣服穿上

[00:14:33] 哭着出来

[00:14:34] 双膝跪在武松面前磕头

[00:14:37] 好像几千岁米呀

[00:14:39] 泣不成声

[00:14:41] 武松这才问

[00:14:43] 别害怕

[00:14:44] 也别哭

[00:14:46] 你是谁家的女子

[00:14:47] 因何到这儿陪伴王老道

[00:14:50] 女人这才说

[00:14:53] 离这二十里地王家屯的

[00:14:57] 父亲早年死了

[00:14:58] 剩个瞎娘

[00:15:00] 让这王老道发现自己了

[00:15:03] 逼着到这儿陪伴他

[00:15:05] 不来要杀他的老娘

[00:15:09] 现在已经失了神了

[00:15:11] 你说这怎么办

[00:15:13] 武松深表同情啊

[00:15:15] 唉

[00:15:17] 这个年月

[00:15:18] 哪有法纪呀

[00:15:21] 也难为你了

[00:15:22] 不必害怕

[00:15:23] 我且问你

[00:15:25] 王道士有什么积蓄吗

[00:15:29] 我

[00:15:30] 我看到还有只箱子

[00:15:31] 好像里边儿有钱

[00:15:34] 好吧

[00:15:35] 你随便拿

[00:15:37] 拿的越多越好

[00:15:39] 回家与老娘团聚祭拜

[00:15:42] 多谢好汉

[00:15:45] 这女子没敢多拿呀

[00:15:47] 拿了个四五十两

[00:15:51] 穿上衣服

[00:15:51] 她跑了

[00:15:53] 武松呢

[00:15:54] 前院后院转了一圈儿

[00:15:56] 发现再再没有人儿了

[00:15:59] 这才到前院儿把那小老道儿给咕噜起来了

[00:16:04] 那小老道迷迷瞪瞪的

[00:16:05] 唉唉唉 唉呀

[00:16:07] 你这干嘛

[00:16:08] 你怎么还没睡

[00:16:10] 起来 唉

[00:16:12] 你吵吵什么

[00:16:13] 起来

[00:16:16] 武松把他拎到院儿里一晃荡

[00:16:18] 他醒着酒了不

[00:16:21] 你想干什么

[00:16:22] 你随我来

[00:16:24] 武松把他领到后院儿去了

[00:16:26] 你看看这是谁

[00:16:27] 欢欢 哎呦喂

[00:16:29] 唉

[00:16:30] 我老师脑袋怎么的

[00:16:31] 唉呀

[00:16:32] 满地都是血

[00:16:34] 把他吓得不敢看了

[00:16:39] 小老弟

[00:16:42] 多谢你帮忙

[00:16:45] 我才知道这还有一个恶人

[00:16:49] 他是被我杀的

[00:16:51] 我给你们本地除了一害

[00:16:54] 难道你不高兴吗

[00:16:57] 呃

[00:16:58] 要这么说

[00:16:59] 我倒是挺高兴

[00:17:00] 再没有人打我了

[00:17:02] 是啊

[00:17:04] 屋里边有的是金银

[00:17:06] 你随便背回家团聚去吧

[00:17:11] 也是这套字儿

[00:17:13] 一开始小老道儿不敢

[00:17:15] 后来一看

[00:17:16] 我还怕什么呢

[00:17:18] 他包的可不少

[00:17:20] 把那箱子底儿都划了净了

[00:17:24] 好汉爷爷

[00:17:25] 您怎么办

[00:17:26] 不必管我

[00:17:27] 快走

[00:17:29] 小老道儿走了

[00:17:31] 武松一翻的还有点儿吃喝

[00:17:35] 他又吃了一顿

[00:17:37] 然后放火把这座庙宇给焚化

[00:17:43] 武松心里头痛快

[00:17:45] 这阵儿吃饱了喝足了

[00:17:47] 精神头也来了

[00:17:49] 接茬往前走

[00:17:53] 后来找个地方足足的睡了一觉

[00:17:56] 睡醒了还往前走

[00:17:58] 咱们书说简短

[00:18:00] 一日两

[00:18:01] 两日三

[00:18:03] 这天就来到青州地界

[00:18:07] 离这二龙山宝珠寺就不太远了

[00:18:11] 唉呀

[00:18:12] 总算到地方了

[00:18:15] 这青面兽杨志

[00:18:18] 花和尚鲁智深名望可不小

[00:18:22] 不知道人品如何

[00:18:25] 见着我的面儿是个什么样子

[00:18:28] 估摸着差不了

[00:18:31] 菜园的张青夫妻那是外面人

[00:18:35] 他的朋友

[00:18:37] 绝对不能错了

[00:18:39] 武松心里都想着

[00:18:40] 正往前走着

[00:18:42] 又有点儿饿了

[00:18:45] 这玩意儿也不知道谁研究

[00:18:47] 这人非吃饭不可

[00:18:49] 你说要记了饭得省多大麻烦事儿

[00:18:53] 一日三餐还非吃不可

[00:18:57] 武松一看道边儿有一座小酒店

[00:19:01] 迈步的进了屋了

[00:19:03] 一个吃饭的都没有

[00:19:06] 那伙计在柜台上趴着正闲看书呢

[00:19:09] 一看进来客人了

[00:19:11] 赶紧起身相迎

[00:19:12] 哎呦 师傅

[00:19:14] 欢迎您光临

[00:19:16] 请坐请坐

[00:19:18] 武松把窗户这儿拉了把椅子坐下了

[00:19:22] 拿酒来

[00:19:25] 我就是想喝酒

[00:19:27] 好嘞

[00:19:28] 好酒倒是有

[00:19:30] 不过呢

[00:19:31] 不太辣

[00:19:32] 您将就喝吧

[00:19:35] 嗯 这菜没有

[00:19:38] 你说什么

[00:19:39] 没有下酒的菜

[00:19:42] 这是为何

[00:19:45] 不是咱这地方太背

[00:19:48] 弄点鸡鸭鱼肉到时候卖不出去

[00:19:51] 全割坏了这玩意儿净赔钱

[00:19:55] 所以我们光卖酒

[00:19:57] 不卖酒菜

[00:19:59] 嘿 真晦气

[00:20:01] 好吧

[00:20:01] 拿酒来吧

[00:20:04] 买了一坛子酒

[00:20:07] 等武松把碗擦净了

[00:20:09] 倒到碗里头喝了一口

[00:20:15] 这酒真之淡而无味

[00:20:19] 比那水呀强不了多少

[00:20:22] 伙计

[00:20:24] 一点儿下酒的菜都没有

[00:20:26] 有咸菜

[00:20:27] 唉 咸菜也行

[00:20:31] 武松一看

[00:20:32] 这真是喝穷酒啊

[00:20:34] 酒也没味儿

[00:20:35] 就着咸菜

[00:20:36] 你说这顿饭吃不吃什么意思

[00:20:40] 可不吃还不行啊

[00:20:43] 就这样

[00:20:43] 他喝了那么几碗酒

[00:20:46] 嘎嘣嘎嘣正嚼着咸菜呢

[00:20:49] 从外边来了一伙人

[00:20:52] 都骑着马

[00:20:54] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒

[00:20:57] 到了酒馆的门前

[00:20:59] 耶耶耶耶耶耶

[00:21:03] 跳下七七八个来

[00:21:06] 其中有一个把马拴到门前的树上

[00:21:10] 然后进了酒馆了

[00:21:13] 武松闲着没事儿

[00:21:15] 翻眼皮一看

[00:21:17] 在头前儿走了个矬胖子

[00:21:21] 二十多岁儿

[00:21:23] 这小伙儿项短脖粗

[00:21:26] 四方大脸

[00:21:28] 刷子眉

[00:21:29] 稍微有点鹰钩鼻子

[00:21:32] 头上戴着蛙面巾

[00:21:35] 身穿剑袖袍

[00:21:37] 腰系丝带

[00:21:39] 蹲裆滚裤

[00:21:40] 抓壁虎快靴

[00:21:42] 外披英雄氅

[00:21:45] 手里头拎着打马的鞭子

[00:21:48] 后边儿跟这些人长短不齐

[00:21:52] 但也看得出来都是练武的

[00:21:56] 这练武的人走路跟一般人不一样

[00:21:59] 他都晃着膀子

[00:22:01] 还有些人为了显示自己有功夫

[00:22:05] 就那一举一动跟常人都不同啊

[00:22:10] 武松看着

[00:22:12] 等这帮人一进了酒酒儿

[00:22:14] 伙计笑脸儿相迎

[00:22:17] 哟 大爷

[00:22:18] 您怎么才来呀

[00:22:21] 那菜都凉了

[00:22:23] 我还是给您重热啊

[00:22:25] 有点事儿

[00:22:26] 迟来了一步

[00:22:28] 唉

[00:22:29] 菜都做好了吗

[00:22:31] 早都做好了

[00:22:33] 酒呢

[00:22:33] 酒也给您温好了

[00:22:38] 来呀

[00:22:38] 调摆桌椅

[00:22:41] 伙计抱出一个青瓷花坛来

[00:22:43] 青瓷儿来

[00:22:45] 上头用泥封着

[00:22:47] 唉

[00:22:48] 把这坛子放到桌上

[00:22:50] 把酒碗摆好了

[00:22:52] 把这泥坯拍打下去

[00:22:54] 顿顿顿顿顿一倒

[00:22:56] 这酒风儿这一吹

[00:23:00] 飘到武松这边来了

[00:23:02] 武松提鼻子一闻呀

[00:23:06] 就要动手