《Pineapple Pete》歌词

[00:02:39] Pineapple Pete with the Luau seat

[00:02:39] He loves to sit and he loves to eat

[00:02:39] The sweetest guy you could hope to meet

[00:02:39] But it seems that his dinner goes, to his seat

[00:02:39] Pineapple Pete started out on Poi

[00:02:39] And when he started did he enjoy

[00:02:39] Before he grew to a full grown boy

[00:02:39] He was one-quarter avoir, half dupois

[00:02:39] He went on to grapple, with Philadelphia Scrapple

[00:02:39] With meatloaf and mustard, and cantaloupe and custard

[00:02:39] He ate so many starches he flattened both his arches

[00:02:39] And now no body's able, to pry him from the table

[00:02:39] Pineapple Pete, has become so fat

[00:02:39] He's got to stay seated where he's at

[00:02:39] He can't dig you, so hurry out and meet

[00:02:39] The worlds-famous eater, with the enormous seater

[00:02:39] Pineapple Pete

[00:02:39] While most folks are restin, he's chompin and digestin

[00:02:39] While they're busy surfin, he's arfin and he's erfin

[00:02:39] When they say Aloha, he hollars out some moah

[00:02:39] A mouth full of papaya, prevents him sayin Hi-ya

[00:02:39] Need I repeat, never watch his weight

[00:02:39] He keeps his eye on his neighbors plate

[00:02:39] And if you turn or you miss a beat

[00:02:39] Man your 10 ounces thinner

[00:02:39] Cause who's got your dinner?

[00:02:39] Pineapple Pete