《I’m Just An Ordinary Man》歌词

[00:04:42] Well after all, Pickering, I'm an ordinary man,

[00:04:42] Who desires nothing more than an ordinary chance,

[00:04:42] To live exactly as he likes, and do precisely what he wants...

[00:04:42] An average man am I, of no eccentric whim,

[00:04:42] Who likes to live his life, free of strife,

[00:04:42] Doing whatever he thinks is best, for him,

[00:04:42] Well... just an ordinary man...

[00:04:42] BUT, Let a woman in your life and your serenity is through,

[00:04:42] She'll redecorate your home, from the cellar to the dome,

[00:04:42] And then go on to the enthralling fun of overhauling you...

[00:04:42] Let a woman in your life, and you're up against a wall,

[00:04:42] Make a plan and you will find,

[00:04:42] That she has something else in mind,

[00:04:42] And so rather than do either you do something else

[00:04:42] That neither likes at all you want to talk of keats and milton,

[00:04:42] She only wants to talk of love,

[00:04:42] You go to see a play or ballet, and spend it searching

[00:04:42] For her glove, let a woman in your life

[00:04:42] And you invite eternal strife,

[00:04:42] Let them buy their wedding bands for those anxious little hands...

[00:04:42] I'd be equally as willing for a dentist to be drilling

[00:04:42] Than to ever let a woman in my life, i'm a very gentle man,

[00:04:42] Even tempered and good natured

[00:04:42] Who you never hear complain,

[00:04:42] Who has the milk of human kindness

[00:04:42] By the quart in every vein,

[00:04:42] A patient man am I, down to my fingertips,

[00:04:42] The sort who never could, ever would,

[00:04:42] Let an insulting remark escape his lips

[00:04:42] Very gentle man...

[00:04:42] But, Let a woman in your life,

[00:04:42] And patience hasn't got a chance,

[00:04:42] She will beg you for advice, your reply will be concise,

[00:04:42] And she will listen very nicely, and then go out

[00:04:42] And do exactly what she wants!!!

[00:04:42] You are a man of grace and polish,

[00:04:42] Who never spoke above a hush,

[00:04:42] All at once you're using language that would make

[00:04:42] A sailor blush, let a woman in your life,

[00:04:42] And you're plunging in a knife,

[00:04:42] Let the others of my sex, tie the knot around their necks,

[00:04:42] I prefer a new edition of the Spanish Inquisition

[00:04:42] Than to ever let a woman in my life i'm a quiet living man,

[00:04:42] Who prefers to spend the evening in the silence of his room,

[00:04:42] Who likes an atmosphere as restful as

[00:04:42] An undiscovered tomb,

[00:04:42] A pensive man am I, of philosophical joys,

[00:04:42] Who likes to meditate, contemplate,

[00:04:42] Far for humanities mad inhuman noise,

[00:04:42] Quiet living man....

[00:04:42] But, let a woman in your life, and your sabbatical is through,

[00:04:42] In a line that never ends comes an army of her friends,

[00:04:42] Come to jabber and to chatter

[00:04:42] And to tell her what the matter is with you!,

[00:04:42] She'll have a booming boisterous family,

[00:04:42] Who will descend on you en mass,

[00:04:42] She'll have a large wagnarian mother,

[00:04:42] With a voice that shatters glass,

[00:04:42] Let a woman in your life,

[00:04:42] Let a woman in your life,

[00:04:42] Let a woman in your life I shall never let a woman in my life.