《Those Jeans》歌词

[00:00:00] Those Jeans - Ray Scott

[00:00:18] Well I was out at the long branch

[00:00:19] And I was talkin' to this girl

[00:00:22] And every hound dog in the joint

[00:00:24] Was sniffing around her

[00:00:26] I was playing it slow and cool

[00:00:29] Being the gentleman that I am

[00:00:35] Well then this grease ball

[00:00:36] With long black slick back hair

[00:00:39] Struts right up to her like

[00:00:40] I wasn't even standing there

[00:00:44] He looks her up and down and cocks

[00:00:45] His eyebrow and he says "Baby damn

[00:00:50] How do you get in those jeans

[00:00:55] Mercy you looking fine

[00:00:59] How do you get in those jeans baby

[00:01:03] And tell me how do I

[00:01:10] She looked at him and smiled and said

[00:01:11] I thought you'd never ask

[00:01:14] He looked at me and said

[00:01:15] Now that's how that's done son just like that

[00:01:18] I wanted to be mad at him

[00:01:19] But to tell you the truth

[00:01:21] I was really kinda impressed

[00:01:27] He said you might get slapped 9 times out of 10

[00:01:31] But there's always one that wants

[00:01:32] A little B S Kinda man

[00:01:35] So I walked up to the next girl

[00:01:37] I saw who wasn't wearing a dress

[00:01:39] And I leaned in and said

[00:01:41] How do you get in those jeans

[00:01:46] Mercy you looking fine

[00:01:50] How do you get in those jeans baby

[00:01:55] And tell me how do I

[00:01:57] I sure did

[00:02:18] Well I woke up later in a hospital bed

[00:02:22] With a half-pound of gauze

[00:02:24] Wrapped around my sore head

[00:02:26] Some of my teeth were gone

[00:02:28] And I was drinking mashed taters through a straw

[00:02:34] You see uh turns out the girl that

[00:02:36] I propositioned had a man

[00:02:39] With a chip on his shoulder and blunt object in his hand

[00:02:44] Who proceeded to express his disapproval

[00:02:46] Of the lines that I crossed

[00:02:52] Well they told me I could leave

[00:02:53] So I put my clothes back on

[00:02:56] I stumbled past the waiting room just minding my own

[00:03:01] And then this over nurse night nurse

[00:03:02] From out of nowhere comes up to me and she says

[00:03:05] "Excuse me sir but um

[00:03:07] How do you get in those jeans

[00:03:12] Mercy you looking fine

[00:03:16] How do you get in those jeans baby

[00:03:20] And tell me how do I

[00:03:25] Uh well um I guess I did need a ride home

[00:03:30] I gotta tell myself it was the right thing to do

[00:03:37] Don't judge me