《I’m A Wanker》歌词

[00:00:00] I'm A Wanker - Geoge Formby

[00:00:03] My mother said that I never should

[00:00:08] Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood

[00:00:12] Their giggling talk I could never understand

[00:00:17] And that's why I fell in love with my right hand

[00:00:23] And that's why

[00:00:25] I'm a wanker I'm a wanker

[00:00:28] And does me good like it bloody well should

[00:00:30] I'm a wanker I'm a wanker

[00:00:32] And I'm always pulling my pudd

[00:00:35] I was 25 years old before I was kissed

[00:00:40] And then I found that I prefered

[00:00:42] A swift one off the wrist

[00:00:45] It's cheap and convenient you can't catch VD

[00:00:49] It's avalible at anytime and it's absolutly free

[00:00:55] And thats why

[00:00:58] I'm a wanker I'm a wanker

[00:01:00] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:01:03] I'm wanker I'm a wanker

[00:01:05] And I'm always pulling my pudd

[00:01:08] Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters

[00:01:12] Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

[00:01:17] I've got pains in my arms and my donkeys growing shorter

[00:01:22] My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind

[00:01:27] I've wanked over Italy

[00:01:29] I've wanked over Spain

[00:01:31] I've wanked in an omibus

[00:01:34] I've even had a wank in a train

[00:01:36] I've used a badger and a melon and a cat

[00:01:41] An inflatable Linda Lovelace and a David Crocket hat

[00:01:47] And that's why

[00:01:49] I'm a wanker I'm a wanker

[00:01:52] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:01:54] I'm a wanker I'm a wanker

[00:01:56] And I'm always pulling my pudd

[00:01:58] You listen

[00:01:59] Oh Mrs Palm and your 5 lovely daughters

[00:02:04] Thank you for having me and being oh so kind

[00:02:08] I've got pains in my arms and my donkeys getting shorter

[00:02:13] My knees have turned to water and I think I'm going blind

[00:02:17] I'm a wanker I'm a wanker

[00:02:20] And it does me good like it bloody well should

[00:02:23] I'm a wanker I'm a wanker

[00:02:25] And I'm always pulling my pudd

[00:02:27] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:02:30] And it does him good like it bloody well should

[00:02:32] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:02:34] And he's always pulling his pudd

[00:02:37] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:02:39] And it does him good like it bloody well should

[00:02:42] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:02:44] And he's always pulling his pudd

[00:02:47] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:02:49] And it does him good like it bloody well should

[00:02:52] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:02:54] And he's always pulling his pudd

[00:02:56] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:02:59] And it does him good like it bloody well should

[00:03:01] He's a wanker he's a wanker

[00:03:03] And he's always pulling his pudd

[00:03:06] He's a wanker he's a wanker