《I Wish I Was the President》歌词

[00:00:00] I Wish I Was the President - D**e

[00:00:13] It＇s the end of the month I gotta pay the rent

[00:00:16] I wish I was the President

[00:00:19] It＇s the end of the month and all my money is spent

[00:00:23] I wish I was the President

[00:00:25] I＇d have a big White House with a yard and a fence

[00:00:29] So I could keep all the Terrorists out

[00:00:31] I＇d be the king of the world I would lie and deny

[00:00:35] And get high with little honor role girls

[00:00:42] I wish I was the President

[00:00:50] It＇s the end of the month and what a year so far

[00:00:52] I wish I was the President

[00:00:56] Every end of the month I buy a brand new car

[00:00:58] And drive it straight to the strip bar

[00:01:01] Where I＇d be drinkin for free

[00:01:04] And have a bunch of naked b**ches

[00:01:05] Yellin ＂f**k the police＂ with me

[00:01:07] Snortin sh*t up my nose

[00:01:09] With the flag in my hand my national anthem goes

[00:01:13] I＇d make everday a holiday

[00:01:17] I wish I was the President

[00:01:19] A manditory raise for the underpaid

[00:01:23] I wish I was the President

[00:01:25] It＇s the end of the monthanother one down the drain

[00:01:28] I Wish I was the President

[00:01:32] I＇d have a boat and a maid and my own jet plane

[00:01:34] And I would still complain

[00:01:37] I＇d do whatever I please

[00:01:40] I＇d take a trip around the world dropping bombs on our enemies

[00:01:43] I＇d smoke the dopest cigars drive a muscle car

[00:01:47] And f**k 11 different porno stars

[00:01:49] I＇d live a hell of a life I would never pay taxes

[00:01:53] And I＇d barely have to see my wife

[00:01:55] I＇d make everday a holiday

[00:01:59] I wish I was the President

[00:02:02] A manditory raise for the underpaid

[00:02:05] I wish I was the President

[00:02:08] I'd make everday a holiday

[00:02:10] I wish I was the President

[00:02:13] A manditory raise for the underpaid

[00:02:18] I wish I was the President

[00:02:26] Stop your whining cause your bitchin naggings killing me

[00:02:28] Stop your crying cause your driving me crazy

[00:02:31] Goddamnit do you have to complain

[00:02:33] Don＇t you think I＇m sick and tired of the same ole same ole thing

[00:03:27] I'd make everday a holiday

[00:03:29] I Wish I was the President

[00:03:31] A manditory raise for the underpaid

[00:03:35] I wish I was the President