《第038集_三侠五义》歌词
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[00:00:00] 颜查散在电房有了词儿
[00:00:05] 在北边雄
[00:00:07] 你来看
[00:00:09] 门上夹关
[00:00:12] 双足焉能踏地
[00:00:17] 给出了题了
[00:00:19] 这是个上联儿
[00:00:21] 你听说的多好
[00:00:23] 门上夹关就指着门说
[00:00:27] 双足焉能踏地
[00:00:30] 她在门上贴着讷脚能沾病
[00:00:35] 颜查散说完看着这个穷念书呢
[00:00:40] 你别看这人穿的破真有学问闻听此言
[00:00:46] 连奔儿都没打
[00:00:48] 马上给回答
[00:00:51] 朝中宰相
[00:00:53] 单倍可以托天
[00:00:58] 对比多好
[00:01:01] 你是双足炎能踏地我是单倍可以托天
[00:01:07] 你这是加关我那是宰相
[00:01:11] 严查三一停车大吃了一惊
[00:01:16] 好
[00:01:17] 友圈
[00:01:20] 这个颜查散最爱惜人才
[00:01:24] 你看这个人有这么大的才学从心里对她亲近还工具
[00:01:30] 行了
[00:01:31] 这一下就便见分晓了
[00:01:34] 拉着这穷点数的回了
[00:01:36] 原往屋里一迈步于墨呢
[00:01:40] 接着把那窝头也吃完了
[00:01:42] 回头一看
[00:01:43] 耶
[00:01:45] 怎么杨公子领了个穷要饭呢
[00:01:49] 一看就知道不好
[00:01:51] 这雨墨站起来把门给挡住了
[00:01:54] 哒哒哒哒
[00:01:56] 刷呀
[00:01:57] 这这位是谁啊
[00:01:59] 哪儿来的
[00:02:00] 啊
[00:02:01] 我新交的朋友
[00:02:04] 今天晚上没地方住
[00:02:06] 我把它留到咱这屋里啊
[00:02:10] 我的少爷
[00:02:12] 刚才我怎么嘱咐你了
[00:02:14] 你怎么就不听
[00:02:16] 您留他他干什么
[00:02:19] 您知道什么出身啊
[00:02:22] 这要出了事儿谁负得起这个责任地的哎呀
[00:02:26] 可埋怨完颜查散
[00:02:29] 对着这穷念书的一瞪眼把小腮帮一鼓
[00:02:33] 去
[00:02:35] 慢点
[00:02:35] 滚
[00:02:36] 我告诉你啊
[00:02:38] 你要想按着不良之心
[00:02:41] 你把内眼皮翻起来好好看看这人们不吃这套
[00:02:47] 你要帮人儿远点儿帮去走
[00:02:52] 把这破书生给惊呆了
[00:02:55] 看看颜查散
[00:02:57] 进退两难
[00:03:00] 颜公子一听真不乐意
[00:03:03] 听说余墨
[00:03:04] 这孩子太放肆
[00:03:06] 不管怎么说
[00:03:07] 你是个仆人是个奴才
[00:03:10] 我是主人
[00:03:12] 你看我答应的事儿
[00:03:14] 你在这儿没鼻子没脸这么熟的像画成何体统
[00:03:21] 有心发火儿杨公子又不是那个人
[00:03:25] 念书的人有涵养
[00:03:28] 把火往下压了压
[00:03:30] A
[00:03:33] 雨墨
[00:03:34] 别说了
[00:03:36] 我的客人就是客人
[00:03:39] 你在要多说我一定不饶你
[00:03:43] 把刀拆回来
[00:03:46] 哎
[00:03:47] 雨墨一看公子不乐意了
[00:03:50] 不敢往下说
[00:03:51] 身子往旁边一闪
[00:03:53] 让他俩进来到屋里分宾主落座
[00:03:59] 这破书生坐下东抄抄西看看
[00:04:03] 看什么屋太黑了
[00:04:07] 发芽亲吻
[00:04:09] 这位大姑尊信呐啊
[00:04:14] 我姓闫叫闫查伞字儿叫春敏
[00:04:20] 哦
[00:04:23] 那么
[00:04:23] 请问这位仁兄您贵姓
[00:04:26] 乌鸦乌行经
[00:04:29] 我姓金
[00:04:31] 您太普怎么称呼两个字
[00:04:35] 呼叫金贸区
[00:04:39] 语默一天什么事舌头
[00:04:42] 这是什么叫金茂Xu p 这名儿起的就够缺德
[00:04:49] 这一说
[00:04:50] 您是金兄
[00:04:52] 你是延大哥哥请请二人重新归座
[00:04:58] 你别看这个人穿的破
[00:05:00] 毛病还不少
[00:05:04] 首先得闲着乌黑
[00:05:07] 延大姑姑这个屋子太黑了
[00:05:11] 是由灯他不亮
[00:05:14] 我们应当变懒哪
[00:05:19] 好吧
[00:05:20] 应当别拉灯
[00:05:21] 不要呼起来
[00:05:23] 一趟
[00:05:25] 火起来
[00:05:27] 一看他鼻子都要歪了
[00:05:30] 没有办法把火往下压压大爷
[00:05:33] 你有什么分
[00:05:35] 我们这个屋子里边要换la 灯啊
[00:05:39] 记住要八盏大喇
[00:05:43] 明儿交早晚乾坤
[00:05:47] 雨墨一听什么
[00:05:49] 要发展大辣
[00:05:52] 名字叫赵满乾坤嘿
[00:05:55] 他
[00:05:56] 他会起词儿啊
[00:05:58] 伙计听错了
[00:06:01] 刚才这小孩儿太鬼了
[00:06:03] 我什么钱都赚不着这回来个败家的
[00:06:09] 自己何乐而不为啊
[00:06:11] 高高兴兴出去
[00:06:13] 点腊八斩落哥这屋儿往哪儿搁呀
[00:06:18] 桌子上也是窗户台也是哪买的都是辣
[00:06:22] 这回可真照满乾坤
[00:06:26] 金公子看完
[00:06:27] 非常高兴
[00:06:29] 刚喝了口水开始白水
[00:06:33] 人大姑姑
[00:06:35] 我们不能喝白水应当喝茶水呀
[00:06:40] 检查咱脸一红
[00:06:42] 谁说我倒想喝那钱在哪儿来呢
[00:06:48] 金公子一点手又把火气叫过来了
[00:06:52] 火气
[00:06:52] 我们要喝茶水呀
[00:06:55] 哈琳娜
[00:06:57] 伙计拉了把胡刚要放茶叶
[00:07:00] 我自己带着茶叶不用力比茶叶哦
[00:07:04] 不用我的好呢
[00:07:07] 把这空壶放锅上
[00:07:09] 再看这金公子在怀里边一伸手摸出个小茶叶盒儿
[00:07:16] 月末一看
[00:07:18] 这茶叶盒不大
[00:07:21] 但是
[00:07:22] 使的是刘明杂亮
[00:07:26] 像一面小镜子
[00:07:29] 就见金公子
[00:07:31] 把茶叶和宁开
[00:07:34] 在里边儿倒出点儿茶叶
[00:07:37] 这茶叶砸到弧顶上当当直响
[00:07:41] 好像沙石子儿似的
[00:07:44] 雨墨纳闷
[00:07:46] 我这什么茶叶
[00:07:48] 这石头吗
[00:07:50] 就见金公子到了十几个粒儿
[00:07:54] 然后对火器术
[00:07:57] 无声火起
[00:07:58] 拿到下面开开的水过来泡茶呀
[00:08:04] 是汽水能不开吗
[00:08:07] 伙计刚要走金公子又把他拽住等一等
[00:08:11] 胡说
[00:08:12] 你们汽水怎么样个起法
[00:08:16] 我说少爷您这事儿可多点儿汽水
[00:08:19] 还有什么难的就是那个水咕嘟咕嘟开了完这茶叶一到那不就泡开了吗
[00:08:27] 不行
[00:08:28] 要按你的方法物质茶叶就跑不开了
[00:08:34] 我告诉你
[00:08:36] 他无这个茶叶有个特殊的办法
[00:08:40] 头一回的水开了之后
[00:08:44] 你看着
[00:08:45] 毛川的炮儿像于严谨小鱼颜开
[00:08:51] 然后把它拿下来
[00:08:53] 等老了孤儿
[00:08:55] 然后再烧水再开了之后像帘子一样叫莲子开
[00:09:03] 再把它拿下来
[00:09:05] 然后再做第三次开了木像莲花一样叫莲花开
[00:09:13] 然后再切我这茶叶沫釉切开了
[00:09:18] 喝着麻烦
[00:09:20] 火鸡听脑袋都疼
[00:09:23] 管理的什么茶叶费这些手续
[00:09:28] 开了拿下来
[00:09:30] 拿下来再坐上坐上再拿起来折腾三回
[00:09:36] 要什么鱼饵开莲子开莲花开长这么大从没听说过
[00:09:42] 来试试
[00:09:43] 哎
[00:09:44] 这火气如法炮制等把这壶水切完了
[00:09:49] 往这儿一端
[00:09:50] 在屋里是打别地那么香
[00:09:54] 与莫提鼻子一闻
[00:09:57] 哈哈哈哈
[00:10:00] 尤其说怎么这么想
[00:10:03] 我们伺候金公子多年
[00:10:06] 那好
[00:10:07] 茶叶也没少见过
[00:10:09] 也没这么想
[00:10:11] 还有点纳闷
[00:10:14] 就见水骑完了金公子先给严公子马累一晚自己要早上一碗
[00:10:22] 然后扭回头来问雨墨
[00:10:25] 小兔子你喝不喝呀
[00:10:28] 于Mo 一听什么小兔子
[00:10:32] 这家伙骂我
[00:10:34] 我跟你说什么不说小坨子
[00:10:38] 小童子您把您那舌头捋直了
[00:10:43] 要这么说我听着叫小兔子
[00:10:46] 不管怎么说你喝不喝水呀
[00:10:49] 我不喝
[00:10:50] 我喝茶水闹肚子
[00:10:52] 这就挺好
[00:10:54] 好了
[00:10:56] 人大姑姑我们应该吃饭了哇
[00:11:00] 严查梵点点头
[00:11:01] 我也没吃
[00:11:03] 国际
[00:11:04] 赶紧给我们准备酒菜呀
[00:11:08] 伙计这个了
[00:11:10] 先说你看这位这折腾劲儿
[00:11:13] 这顿败家不定里多少银子
[00:11:17] 这回我可挣够了本儿啦
[00:11:21] 二公子你想吃点什么
[00:11:24] 你们这咖喱都有什么呢
[00:11:27] 往这儿喝
[00:11:29] 这可不是跟您吹样样俱全
[00:11:33] 天上飞的地下跑的草科蹦的水里附子煎炒彭闸南甜北咸东辣西酸应有尽有
[00:11:44] 保办酒席随时的炒菜
[00:11:47] 各种小吃
[00:11:49] 您点什么
[00:11:50] 我们这儿有什么
[00:11:52] 哦
[00:11:53] 很好
[00:11:54] 我们要上等酒席
[00:11:57] 一桌呀哦
[00:11:58] 上等酒席一桌好嘞
[00:12:00] 您呐
[00:12:01] 您还要什么
[00:12:03] 哦
[00:12:03] 还要爱吃鱼啊
[00:12:06] 哦
[00:12:06] 爱吃鱼
[00:12:08] 那好
[00:12:08] 你吃什么鱼不爱吃金色的鲤鱼啊哦
[00:12:14] 爱吃金色鲤鱼错了我们这儿还有活鱼
[00:12:18] 你拿来我看一看
[00:12:19] 哎好嘞
[00:12:21] 时间不大火气钻一个木盆来把这盆往屋里放
[00:12:28] 里边有半盆水
[00:12:30] 再看里头放着几条金色鲤鱼
[00:12:34] 还真鲤鱼这个肥呀
[00:12:36] 劈了啪啦劈了啪啦劈了扑在水里头只折腾
[00:12:40] 我公司您看这一局怎么样
[00:12:41] 新鲜不新打上来
[00:12:44] 好了
[00:12:46] 估计要这两条料
[00:12:48] 金公子指了两条我这刚要走金公子又把他拽住了
[00:12:53] 把这两条鱼拿出来啪啪都给摔死在都摸出小刀来在鱼身上蹭蹭还留了点儿记号
[00:13:03] 我就纳闷问您
[00:13:05] 您这儿干嘛费这事
[00:13:07] 国际我上过当吃过亏啊
[00:13:11] 谁知开幕式胡地
[00:13:13] 然后你就给换了换成了死鱼了
[00:13:17] 我留下几号了
[00:13:19] 你嫌活也活不了了
[00:13:22] 伙计干得更艰难留记号他呢
[00:13:26] 咱们书说简段时间不大上等酒席一桌摆下
[00:13:32] 上等酒席光菜就10 0出头儿
[00:13:36] 这张桌子摆不下
[00:13:39] 又搬进去长长条案
[00:13:42] 把酒菜摆好了
[00:13:44] 最后把金色的鱼也端上
[00:13:48] 余沫在旁边一看就这一桌饭菜得多少钱
[00:13:53] 先说好一下
[00:13:55] 别看你折腾
[00:13:57] 到时候你花钱
[00:13:59] 我们才不化呢
[00:14:01] 与默契的姑姑
[00:14:04] 在这二位公子坐下之后
[00:14:07] 金公子就说话
[00:14:09] 延大姑姑早饿了吧
[00:14:11] 轻拿轻拿我敬你一杯
[00:14:15] 杨公子满的杯酒
[00:14:17] 杨公子说我呀
[00:14:19] 对酒是外行多少喝一点还可以亲亲
[00:14:25] 两个人喝上
[00:14:27] 金公子看看与莫胡牙小兔子
[00:14:31] 你也来吃吧于末一听我才不吃
[00:14:37] 大叔
[00:14:38] 省得他耍赖
[00:14:40] 算账的时候
[00:14:40] 他一摸脑袋啊
[00:14:41] 你们俩人儿我一个人
[00:14:43] 那你们不给钱谁给钱那不就倒了霉了
[00:14:46] 我不吃
[00:14:48] 云梦说
[00:14:49] 刚才我吃的饱饱儿的大眼儿窝头
[00:14:51] 我这边还撑得慌
[00:14:53] 你们吃吧
[00:14:53] 我在旁边看着
[00:14:56] 金公子也不免强
[00:14:58] 语言茶粉推杯换盏
[00:15:02] 十开
[00:15:03] J 金公子对别的菜都差劲
[00:15:06] 唯独爱吃鱼
[00:15:09] 拿这筷子一划了就一面儿翻过个儿的
[00:15:13] 再一划了又一面
[00:15:15] 他吃一条给严公子留一条
[00:15:19] 颜查散
[00:15:19] 别看穷
[00:15:21] 这人很有分寸
[00:15:23] 稳稳当当的呀
[00:15:25] 吃了几口
[00:15:28] 新公司把筷子放下
[00:15:31] 乌鸦严打姑姑
[00:15:32] 你这是到哪里去呀哦
[00:15:36] 我赶奔京城
[00:15:38] 先到各亲戚家落脚
[00:15:42] 来年准备进京科考
[00:15:46] 哦
[00:15:47] 巧了
[00:15:47] 我也要可靠
[00:15:50] 是吗
[00:15:51] 要那么的咱还能见着屎啊
[00:15:54] 屎啊哈
[00:15:55] 哈哈
[00:15:56] 延大姑姑
[00:15:58] 迷雾可都是念书的人哪
[00:16:01] 我们在酒席眼前
[00:16:03] 这样干吃没有意思
[00:16:06] 我们因诗作赋任何呀
[00:16:10] 员工子女他要因诗作赋自然手腕细
[00:16:16] 念书的人啊
[00:16:18] 就爱急这个
[00:16:20] 颜公子鼓掌称善那么金兄
[00:16:24] 你说吧
[00:16:25] 我给你和你看怎么样
[00:16:28] 嗯
[00:16:28] 好
[00:16:30] 那我可就不客气了
[00:16:32] 金公子往棚上看看脑筋转了下各
[00:16:38] 延大姑姑你拼打
[00:16:41] 郊外开荒花金冰冰嘀
[00:16:47] 郊外开黄花金兵病例
[00:16:52] 严查三品的罪
[00:16:55] 锦州的塔高
[00:16:57] 玉钻钻天
[00:17:01] 好太好了
[00:17:03] 珠联璧合
[00:17:05] 苗栽苗栽
[00:17:08] 元旦过后
[00:17:09] 该你出题了
[00:17:11] 严查三天里头
[00:17:13] 廖家思索
[00:17:16] 冰凉酒
[00:17:18] 一点两点三点水
[00:17:24] 严查咱这指这酒说
[00:17:26] 冰凉的酒
[00:17:28] 一点两点
[00:17:30] 三点水内冰字有一点凉字两点
[00:17:36] 九字三点儿
[00:17:39] 金公子一听非常高兴
[00:17:43] 严大国
[00:17:45] 这丁香花
[00:17:47] 泊头牵头丸子头
[00:17:52] 严查伞一定对
[00:17:55] 冰箱化内兵自相10 0那摆的摆头
[00:18:01] 箱子是一千一万里牵头儿
[00:18:06] 花自儿是一万两万的万字头
[00:18:10] 太好了
[00:18:12] 两个人一高兴一饮而尽
[00:18:17] 要开着金公子
[00:18:19] 人大过户
[00:18:21] 你在听这一句
[00:18:24] 红娘子上重喽
[00:18:27] 连翘鹅不
[00:18:31] 雨沫听明白
[00:18:33] 红娘子上重喽
[00:18:35] 连翘百部
[00:18:39] 颜公子马上给和尚
[00:18:42] 泊头翁夏常山和手签名
[00:18:48] 人大国姑屋
[00:18:50] 这是四维肴菜呀
[00:18:53] 我也是四味药材
[00:18:55] 哈哈哈哈
[00:18:58] 请请
[00:19:00] 哎
[00:19:01] 咱简单结束
[00:19:03] 就这两个人棋逢对手
[00:19:06] 将遇良才
[00:19:08] 你有来言
[00:19:09] 我有去
[00:19:11] 这学问可太大
[00:19:14] 越对越高兴越对越多
[00:19:17] 最后
[00:19:18] 金公子提议咱那不光对诗杂还要写几个字儿
[00:19:24] 然后把韭菜往旁边一挪严查伞
[00:19:28] 让雨墨把笔墨砚把文房四宝准备好了两个人要歇歇
[00:19:35] 在看金公子
[00:19:38] 法比脾气把莫言好了
[00:19:42] 严查伞一看哪能让他研墨与墨过来淹没
[00:19:48] 哎哎
[00:19:48] 是
[00:19:49] 雨墨一听这气儿就不打一处来
[00:19:53] 谁说哪那么多词儿呢
[00:19:55] 走了一天的道了
[00:19:56] 怪累的不早点睡觉
[00:19:59] 得啵两句就得了呗
[00:20:01] 还要写
[00:20:02] 就没有好气儿
[00:20:05] 沾着水就研点墨一边严一边生气摔摔打打的没注意崩
[00:20:13] 凡得莫兹放在脸上于末一看这个倒霉
[00:20:18] 用袖子一蹭
[00:20:20] 金公子马上来词儿
[00:20:23] 提笔写上
[00:20:25] 说墨童研墨
[00:20:29] 莫见莫从一默
[00:20:33] 雨墨一看
[00:20:34] 嗨
[00:20:35] 在我身上还出题啦
[00:20:39] 燕公子赞不绝口
[00:20:41] 廖家思索
[00:20:43] 把笔接过来写的是梅香填煤煤爆梅香两眉眉
[00:20:53] 你那块儿是个莫从我这是个丫鬟那块儿研墨
[00:20:58] 我这片美你那一抹抹我这两枚枚
[00:21:05] 金公子一看暗中称赞道
[00:21:09] 颜查散的学问
[00:21:11] 可太大
[00:21:13] 写完了
[00:21:15] 拿下去
[00:21:16] 这阵儿酒喝得不得了
[00:21:19] 饭也吃饱了命令伙计把残疾撤下
[00:21:24] 金公子一看
[00:21:25] 该睡觉了
[00:21:26] 没别的事儿了
[00:21:28] 不要火气给我们准备被褥
[00:21:31] 我们要安棉料
[00:21:33] 哈哈嘞
[00:21:34] 我听你个屁股
[00:21:36] 我们要的是双铺双改
[00:21:40] 另外还要朱夫人呢
[00:21:43] 要双铺双盖
[00:21:46] 另外还要猪夫人
[00:21:49] 于末一听
[00:21:50] 把脑子一鼓励莎莎吧
[00:21:53] 还要朱夫人上哪找那姓朱的夫人
[00:21:58] 别看这位穷
[00:22:00] 花花肠子
[00:22:01] 还有呢
[00:22:02] 其实与莫小孩儿不懂
[00:22:05] 什么叫朱夫人
[00:22:07] 到了南边儿
[00:22:08] 天气热
[00:22:10] 下班儿睡觉
[00:22:11] 把这被往身上一盖我就难受
[00:22:14] 还使人发燥
[00:22:16] 所以聪明的人
[00:22:18] 用的绳子珠子
[00:22:21] 编程珠桶各种类型
[00:22:24] 这玩意儿通风还凉快往被窝里一放人吗
[00:22:28] 可以搂着她睡觉
[00:22:30] 所以有人给他起个名叫朱夫人
[00:22:34] 他就好像那夫人似的
[00:22:35] 不过是骨粉
[00:22:38] 于妈哪懂这个
[00:22:40] 当然这伙计拿来哦
[00:22:41] 他才恍然大悟
[00:22:45] 双铺双盖每人都是双料儿的三个猪夫人往这儿一看燕公子类
[00:22:52] 脱吧脱吧
[00:22:53] 先藏去
[00:22:54] 金公子这才坐下宽衣解带
[00:22:58] 把它破帽子摘了的衣服也脱了
[00:23:02] 于末一看到了关键时刻
[00:23:05] 什么原因与梦想该睡觉啦
[00:23:09] 这小子吃饱了喝足了把行李放跑了
[00:23:12] 那怎么办
[00:23:13] 咱们包头跑到哪儿找他去我呀
[00:23:16] 还不能睡觉
[00:23:17] 我得打精
[00:23:19] 余沫
[00:23:20] 心想我压得狠狠的整治你一下
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