《You’re Pretty When I’m Drunk》歌词

[00:00:00] You're Pretty When I'm Drunk - Bloodhound Gang

[00:00:15] One night me and the crew hit the road on a mission

[00:00:18] To slurp free brew and go fuzzy flounder fishin'

[00:00:21] Kayjees on the hi-fi and the keg was bottomless

[00:00:23] Until we brought Skip O' Pot2mus

[00:00:25] And Daddy gonna get some probably underage and dumb

[00:00:28] And everybody knows that the Daddy eats his young

[00:00:30] Lupus in the lavatory makin' a big stink

[00:00:33] Messin' up the toilet seat and poopin' in the sink

[00:00:35] M.S.G.'s tanked up and wizzin' in a cup

[00:00:38] Waitin' for a sprinkle genie to come and drink it up

[00:00:40] 'Cause I'm the one bottle willy with the 12 Horse Ale

[00:00:43] After that I get silly like Soupy Sales

[00:00:45] Now it's midnight and I'm completely boofy blitzed

[00:00:48] A six of Shlitz and the Jew brew Manischewitz

[00:00:50] With my beers tinted glasses I'm ready to bitty battle

[00:00:53] I'm hungry like the wolf but I'll end up tending cattle

[00:00:55] 'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:00:57] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:00:58] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:00:59] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:00] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:02] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:03] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:04] And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk

[00:01:15] Here she comes a funky fried cutie

[00:01:18] Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali is gonna get some booty

[00:01:20] 'Cause I'm Mr. Mcfeelie with a speedy delivery

[00:01:23] You'd think I was a ditch the way this chick was diggin' me

[00:01:25] But maybe I should check and see if this is where I wanna be

[00:01:28] Hey Lupus is she cute

[00:01:30] Yeah for a pygmie

[00:01:31] Aw what do you know

[00:01:32] You're probably goin' home alone

[00:01:33] And it wouldn't be the first time that I gave a dog a bone

[00:01:36] Plus beauty it's only skin deep

[00:01:38] It's in the eye of the beholder and my beholder's about to tweak

[00:01:41] I could tap that barrel in fact I know I can

[00:01:43] It's a mnage trois you and me and Heineken

[00:01:46] 'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:47] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:48] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:50] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:51] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:52] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:53] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:01:55] And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk

[00:01:56] Regrets I've had a few

[00:01:58] First and foremost I'd like to mention you

[00:02:01] For the sake of conversation we'll call you the Brand New Heavy

[00:02:04] You're a mix between an Ugnaut and Eugene Levy

[00:02:06] You can call it big-boned I prefer to call it gut

[00:02:09] You're Buddha you're Shamu you're Jabba the f**kin' Hutt

[00:02:11] You had harpoon scars and your boobies were hairy

[00:02:14] I smelt tuna melt but I wasn't gonna worry

[00:02:16] It was 3 a.m. and I wasn't gettin' squat

[00:02:19] So I rolled you up in flour and aimed it for the wet spot

[00:02:31] I was butterin' rolls like a soup kitchen Christian

[00:02:34] Then it hit me something bit me while my little rod was fishin'

[00:02:36] I was deep sea fishing I took a fat chance

[00:02:39] But how was I supposed to know that Jabberjaws lived in your pants

[00:02:41] At that junction I came to realize

[00:02:44] That only Frank Purdue likes thighs that size

[00:02:46] Fatty fatty boom ba latty I gotta lament

[00:02:49] That you were not a girl you were an experiment

[00:02:54] 'Cause you're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:02:55] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:02:57] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:02:58] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:02:59] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:00] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:02] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:03] And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk

[00:03:04] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:05] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:07] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:08] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:09] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:10] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:12] You're pretty when I'm drunk

[00:03:13] And I'm pretty f**kin' drunk