《Ulysees》歌词

[00:00:00] Ulysses - Jake Thackray

[00:00:13] When Ulysses comes home

[00:00:18] He always greets me with an open heart

[00:00:23] But you will see how Ulysses

[00:00:28] Has taken my life apart

[00:00:33] I've got a dog called Ulysses

[00:00:38] He plays all day in the park

[00:00:42] Sniffing at his friends and the chestnut trees

[00:00:46] And chasing cats 'til after dark

[00:00:53] When my Ulysses comes home

[00:00:59] (wag wag woof woof)

[00:01:01] His tail in the air

[00:01:04] His usual exuberance

[00:01:09] Is awfully hard to bear

[00:01:13] When I stumble home at

[00:01:15] Night I'm jaded and stale

[00:01:18] And so I try to take a little repose

[00:01:22] I don't want waking up with a happy tail

[00:01:26] I don't want a kiss from a big wet nose

[00:01:32] When my Ulysses comes home

[00:01:37] (wag wag woof woof)

[00:01:40] He gets on my wick

[00:01:43] For Ulysses communicates

[00:01:48] His love with a snuffle and a lick

[00:01:52] I like to sit in my fireside chair

[00:01:57] Watching telly 'til the epilogue

[00:02:01] In a semi-coma and without a care

[00:02:05] And I would do if it were

[00:02:07] Not for my bloody dog

[00:02:11] When my Ulysses comes home

[00:02:17] (wag wag woof woof)

[00:02:19] Like a maniac

[00:02:23] Its useless to pursue my viewing

[00:02:28] So I've sent my television back

[00:02:32] I tried to climb the social scale

[00:02:37] And so I organised a little do

[00:02:41] Some very posh people

[00:02:43] Came to my cocktail

[00:02:45] But at half-past seven my

[00:02:48] Party was through

[00:02:52] When my Ulysees came home

[00:02:57] (wag wag woof woof)

[00:03:00] I knew I was sunk

[00:03:03] My guests were not at all impressed

[00:03:08] And they left when my dog got drunk

[00:03:13] I brought my sweetie home one night

[00:03:17] And we both knew that this was it

[00:03:22] Sipping Chianti by candlelight

[00:03:26] We were getting to a very important bit

[00:03:32] When my Ulysees came home

[00:03:37] (wag wag woof woof)

[00:03:40] He broke the spell

[00:03:43] Intruding on my beautiful

[00:03:48] Romance like a hound from hell

[00:03:52] My one solution is quick and grim

[00:03:57] A little bottle of cyanide

[00:04:01] I can't bring myself to get rid of him

[00:04:05] I shall have to perform a suicide

[00:04:12] So when Ulysees comes home

[00:04:17] (wag wag woof woof)

[00:04:20] Home for his tea

[00:04:24] He'll have to cry a little bit

[00:04:28] For having given so much love to me