《A Simple Desultory Philippic (Or How I Was Robert McNamara’d Into Submission)》歌词

[00:00:05] A Simple Desultory Philippic-Paul Simon

[00:00:13] I was Union Jacked Kerouac'd

[00:00:15] John Birched stopped and searched

[00:00:18] Rolling Stoned and Beatled till I'm blind

[00:00:21] I've been Ayn Randed nearly branded

[00:00:23] Communist 'cos I'm lefthanded:

[00:00:25] That's the hand they use well never mind

[00:00:33] I've been Walt Disneyed Dis Disleyed

[00:00:35] John Lennoned Krishna Menoned

[00:00:37] Walter Brennan punched out Cassius Clay

[00:00:41] I've heard the truth from Lenny Bruce

[00:00:43] And all my wealth won't buy me health

[00:00:46] So I smoke a pint of tea a day

[00:01:01] I knew a man his brain so small

[00:01:03] He couldn't think of nothin' at all

[00:01:07] He's not the same as you and me

[00:01:09] He doesn't dig poetry He's so unhip that

[00:01:14] When you say Dylan he thinks you're talkin' about Dylan

[00:01:17] Thomas

[00:01:18] Whoever he is

[00:01:21] The man ain't got no culture

[00:01:25] But its alright Ma

[00:01:28] It's just sumpthin' I learned over in England

[00:01:35] I've been James Joyced Rolls Royced

[00:01:37] Mick Jaggered silver daggered

[00:01:39] Andy Warhol won't you please come home

[00:01:43] I've been mother fathered aunt and uncled

[00:01:45] Tom Wilsoned Art Garfunkled

[00:01:48] Barry Kornfeld's mother's on the phone

[00:01:58] When in London do as I do

[00:02:00] Find yourself a friendly haiku

[00:02:02] Go to sleep for ten or fifteen years