《栾蒲包与丰泽园039集》歌词

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[00:00:01] 道德三皇五帝

[00:00:07] 功名夏侯商周

[00:00:11] 五霸七雄闹春秋

[00:00:15] 顷刻兴亡过手

[00:00:18] 青史几行名姓

[00:00:21] 北邙

[00:00:22] 无数荒丘

[00:00:25] 前人撒种后人收

[00:00:28] 无非是笼蒸

[00:00:31] 胡豆

[00:00:35] 1924年25年乃至26 年

[00:00:39] 是个多事之秋啊

[00:00:43] 那个政治舞台上的人呐

[00:00:45] 轮流坐庄

[00:00:47] 跟走马灯一样

[00:00:51] 现在换来换去

[00:00:52] 又换成了张作霖

[00:00:55] 东北的胡帅

[00:00:58] 这张作霖现在率领大兵进驻北京

[00:01:04] 他也住进中南海

[00:01:07] 春风得意啊

[00:01:09] 是故地重游

[00:01:13] 这人啊

[00:01:14] 凭心常热

[00:01:16] 想起来新房楼啦

[00:01:19] 在百忙之中抽出时间来想解解馋

[00:01:24] 也想见见栾蒲包

[00:01:27] 谁到新房楼花

[00:01:31] 这是圣神一样

[00:01:33] 谁敢得罪哪个不打溜须

[00:01:37] 列队迎接

[00:01:40] 张作霖身穿着便装

[00:01:43] 脑门儿倍儿亮

[00:01:44] 鼻子头闪光

[00:01:46] 咳嗽一声

[00:01:47] 都是二踢脚似的天堂

[00:01:51] 怎么了

[00:01:52] 心情舒畅

[00:01:55] 哎

[00:01:56] 满脸都是笑纹

[00:01:58] 到了新房喽

[00:02:00] 先找栾蒲包

[00:02:02] 栾蒲包是受宠若惊啊

[00:02:06] 就差磕头了

[00:02:08] 大帅欢迎大帅呀

[00:02:12] 大帅旗开得胜

[00:02:14] 马到成功

[00:02:16] 赏点又到了

[00:02:17] 我的心疯喽

[00:02:19] 我们全体同仁非常欢迎

[00:02:22] 大帅里边请

[00:02:25] 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:02:28] 妈了个巴子哎

[00:02:32] 我说啊

[00:02:33] 乱跑啊

[00:02:35] 我可真有点想你啊

[00:02:38] 我说这话你信不信

[00:02:41] 就指挥战斗的时候a

[00:02:44] 我在那儿战壕里头呆着

[00:02:47] 我还想到新房喽

[00:02:49] 想到你栾蒲包

[00:02:52] 我真想把你拉起来给我讲个笑话

[00:02:56] 让我开开心a

[00:02:59] 今儿个又见着面儿了

[00:03:01] 嗯

[00:03:02] 事隔几年

[00:03:04] 新房楼还是新房喽

[00:03:07] 啊啊

[00:03:08] 老面孔还是老面孔

[00:03:12] 见着你我太高兴啦

[00:03:15] 让我瞅瞅

[00:03:18] 老弟啊

[00:03:19] 甭说旁的我张某人在落难之时啊

[00:03:25] 我打了

[00:03:25] 在哪

[00:03:27] 哎

[00:03:27] 你没小瞧我

[00:03:30] 就在这新房喽

[00:03:32] 你还白酒给我接风

[00:03:35] 还举行什么欢迎宴会

[00:03:38] 给我的印象可太深刻

[00:03:42] 我不懂什么叫投桃报李

[00:03:46] 也不懂得什么叫受人点水恩

[00:03:50] 当徐涌泉报

[00:03:52] 我他妈就懂得哥们够意思啊

[00:03:56] 够意思

[00:03:57] 瞧得起我

[00:03:58] 老张没有落井下石

[00:04:02] 我就忘不了你啊

[00:04:04] 哈哈哈哈

[00:04:09] 张作霖说的话不多

[00:04:13] 真是从肺腑说出来的

[00:04:16] 你别看是胡帅

[00:04:18] 当初投身绿银

[00:04:21] 但是

[00:04:22] 张作霖这人很讲义气

[00:04:24] 心肠挺热

[00:04:27] 别看他表面粗

[00:04:28] 也热心肠

[00:04:31] 栾蒲包是深受感动

[00:04:35] 说到这啊

[00:04:36] 咱得多少介绍两句

[00:04:39] 为什么开头再说了

[00:04:42] 24 年25 年26 年是多事之秋

[00:04:46] 哎呀

[00:04:47] 乱马人花

[00:04:48] 今儿他来了

[00:04:49] 明儿他来了

[00:04:51] 乱得不可开交

[00:04:54] 上门书再说

[00:04:56] 大元帅

[00:04:57] 革命先驱孙中山先生

[00:05:01] 1924年12月31 到了北京

[00:05:07] He 张作霖会谈

[00:05:10] 还共同发表了元旦公告

[00:05:14] 他转过年来

[00:05:16] 1925 年3月12

[00:05:20] 上午09 :30

[00:05:24] 孙先生于世

[00:05:26] 长辞

[00:05:28] 震惊国内外一代先驱

[00:05:32] 闭上了眼睛

[00:05:35] 全国为之嚎啕大哭

[00:05:39] 孙先生医生奔走于革命

[00:05:44] 哪有他个人的私事

[00:05:47] 医生的辛劳

[00:05:49] 一世的奔走

[00:05:51] 为革命牺牲奋斗

[00:05:55] 59 啊

[00:05:57] 这人就不在了

[00:05:58] 据说

[00:06:00] 孙先生临危之时

[00:06:03] 还念念不忘国家

[00:06:06] 用粤语、普通话乃至英语还说呢

[00:06:11] 救救中国呀

[00:06:14] 救救中国民族

[00:06:17] 一定要振兴

[00:06:19] 中国一定要强盛

[00:06:22] 这才合上了眼睛

[00:06:25] 全国处于悲哀之中啊

[00:06:28] 这是个大事儿

[00:06:30] 那么

[00:06:31] 对张作霖来说

[00:06:33] 是喜事儿

[00:06:35] 张作霖一看

[00:06:38] 冯玉祥出国啦

[00:06:40] 曹锟倒台了

[00:06:43] 吴佩孚扒了绑了

[00:06:45] 孙中山也死了

[00:06:48] 就剩下个蒋介石

[00:06:50] 他算个几儿啊a

[00:06:53] 该着我老张一桶天下

[00:06:58] 他是春风得意啊

[00:07:01] 马上进兵北京

[00:07:03] 控制了华北大部分地区

[00:07:07] 张作霖能不高兴吗

[00:07:10] 现在张作霖一手遮天

[00:07:13] 没把蒋介石看在眼里头什么北伐军

[00:07:16] 呸

[00:07:17] 架不住我一招

[00:07:20] 现在我手中握着枪杆子

[00:07:22] 天使王大我是王二

[00:07:25] 所以

[00:07:25] 张作霖放心大胆的

[00:07:28] 成立了安国军军政府

[00:07:33] 他自封

[00:07:35] 安国君军政府陆海军大元帅总司令

[00:07:42] 这家他眼里头没人了

[00:07:45] 谁他也不咋

[00:07:47] 谁他也不怕

[00:07:50] 他成立了军政府之后

[00:07:52] 跑到中南海去办公

[00:07:54] a 张作霖在德霞的时候

[00:07:58] 这才来到新丰楼

[00:08:01] 闲言少叙啊

[00:08:03] 单说栾蒲包

[00:08:05] 众人众星捧月一样把张作霖接近一号雅间儿

[00:08:11] 知道他要来

[00:08:12] 收拾得干干净净

[00:08:14] 屋里都是鲜花

[00:08:16] 张作霖是居中而坐

[00:08:19] 哎

[00:08:21] 我记得这屋我来过对不对

[00:08:24] 是啊

[00:08:25] 您每次来都让您到第五

[00:08:28] 故地重游

[00:08:30] 感慨万千呢

[00:08:33] A

[00:08:33] 乱跑吧

[00:08:34] 来

[00:08:34] 坐着坐着

[00:08:35] 什么活儿也不用你干

[00:08:38] 都有

[00:08:38] 他们张罗着

[00:08:40] 咱们好好地唠扯唠扯

[00:08:42] 王恩普哪能露这空

[00:08:46] 见溜须是非打不可

[00:08:48] 本来人家没人教他

[00:08:51] 它伸着个大胖脸从外边进来

[00:08:53] 嗯嗯

[00:08:55] 大帅万寿无疆啊

[00:08:57] 嘿嘿

[00:08:59] 大帅你挺好吗

[00:09:02] 您叫什么来着

[00:09:05] 王恩母来了

[00:09:08] 你让我记不住

[00:09:09] 你这行我记得住

[00:09:12] 你活像个胖猪

[00:09:13] 呃

[00:09:14] 是

[00:09:14] 是这天生的没心没肺

[00:09:17] 我就爱长肉

[00:09:19] 猪大帅

[00:09:21] 革命成功

[00:09:23] 祝大帅一帆风顺

[00:09:25] 祝大帅您的革命军旗开得胜

[00:09:30] 也不知道说点什么好

[00:09:32] 玛莎满了杯酒递过来

[00:09:34] 呃

[00:09:34] 我先进来

[00:09:36] 大概一杯a

[00:09:41] 满座皆惊

[00:09:42] 罗包下面要蹦起来

[00:09:45] 西装坏了

[00:09:47] 拍马屁都没拍好

[00:09:50] 呃

[00:09:50] 说说什么有毛病了

[00:09:52] 怎么张作霖挑理

[00:09:54] 弯不下的

[00:09:55] 好像没趴下

[00:09:57] 脸上肉崩

[00:09:59] 早说啊

[00:10:00] 我

[00:10:01] 我哪说错了

[00:10:02] 掌嘴掌嘴

[00:10:05] 哪句话说错了

[00:10:07] 谁也没听出来

[00:10:10] 不知道张作霖无故发什么脾气

[00:10:13] 找个邻居说

[00:10:14] 这才明白

[00:10:16] 妈巴子

[00:10:18] 张嘴革命

[00:10:20] 闭嘴

[00:10:21] 革命谁革命啊

[00:10:23] 革谁的命

[00:10:25] 前些年大火

[00:10:27] 蛤剌皇帝玄土秘密

[00:10:31] 隔了溥仪的命让滚蛋了

[00:10:35] 嗯

[00:10:36] 紧跟着我跟冯玉祥又割了曹锟、吴佩孚地呢

[00:10:42] 说不定早晚谁咯我的命

[00:10:45] 什么孙大炮蒋介石

[00:10:47] 人不为己天诛地灭

[00:10:52] 革命

[00:10:53] 革命

[00:10:53] 假的都是骗人

[00:10:57] 嗯

[00:10:58] 我一听这字眼我就烦

[00:11:02] 另外我告诉你们啊

[00:11:03] 真正革命的

[00:11:05] 你们知道是谁吗

[00:11:07] 是共产党

[00:11:10] 共产党不唱出来要革我的命吗

[00:11:14] 他甭想好事儿

[00:11:16] 我他娘的先搁他地面

[00:11:20] 所以我说要返工要返赤

[00:11:25] 懂不懂

[00:11:26] 然后在我面前别提这个字眼

[00:11:31] 哦

[00:11:32] 大伙儿这才明白啊

[00:11:33] 是是是

[00:11:34] 是滦泼完那汉子鼻子嗒嗒往下之塔

[00:11:39] 他说这套词儿

[00:11:42] 叫人听着毛骨悚然

[00:11:44] 起鸡皮疙瘩

[00:11:45] 谁都害怕

[00:11:47] 你说不敢听他说了a

[00:11:50] 就得说好话试试

[00:11:52] 往后一定

[00:11:53] 我们留神

[00:11:54] 再也不提这个字眼

[00:11:55] 嗯

[00:11:56] 那就好

[00:11:57] 来来来来

[00:11:58] 扫兴问你跟个胖猪似的

[00:12:02] 你跑这说什么滚

[00:12:05] 离我远点儿

[00:12:06] 哎我我远点儿去

[00:12:08] 我远点儿

[00:12:10] 谁瞅谁别扭

[00:12:11] 没辙

[00:12:13] 张作霖就跟着栾蒲包真不错

[00:12:16] 拉着他做了个底儿

[00:12:18] 老弟

[00:12:19] 刚才我说的话你忘没

[00:12:21] 我就讲意气

[00:12:23] 嗯

[00:12:24] 当年你对我不错

[00:12:26] 我说过那话

[00:12:28] 我要敬酒一杯来

[00:12:31] 喝了这杯

[00:12:36] 我经历的

[00:12:39] 张作霖

[00:12:40] 敬酒啊

[00:12:41] 栾蒲包站起来

[00:12:43] 我谢谢大帅

[00:12:44] 我谢谢大帅

[00:12:45] 好

[00:12:45] 我干了这里

[00:12:49] 干

[00:12:50] 够意思

[00:12:51] 嘿嘿嘿

[00:12:53] 哎

[00:12:53] 我这回到了北京了

[00:12:56] 看这样

[00:12:57] 一半会儿我离不开了

[00:13:00] 我挺想你

[00:13:02] 警察

[00:13:03] 到我那串门儿去行莫

[00:13:05] 我有事儿就到新丰楼来

[00:13:08] 欢迎欢迎

[00:13:11] 张作霖吃的挺美

[00:13:13] 烙的挺开心

[00:13:14] 可走了

[00:13:16] 打这之后

[00:13:18] 隔些日子

[00:13:19] 忙里抽闲

[00:13:20] 他就来一趟

[00:13:22] 来了就找栾蒲包讲笑话

[00:13:25] 栾蒲包一直就陪着现在的栾蒲包

[00:13:30] 就成了新丰楼顶尖的红人

[00:13:35] 王恩福看着又高兴又别扭

[00:13:39] 高兴的是能把这些人五吃住

[00:13:43] 栾蒲包的功劳

[00:13:45] 软包是摇钱树

[00:13:47] 别扭的是他看出来啊

[00:13:50] 此人并非等闲之辈

[00:13:53] 早晚得成气候

[00:13:55] 他不是个人呢

[00:13:57] 这是个人精子

[00:13:59] 迟早有一天得盖过我家

[00:14:04] 到了那时

[00:14:04] 我的心封楼保得住

[00:14:06] 保不住还在两可之间

[00:14:09] 因此

[00:14:10] 有时候为这事儿

[00:14:11] 他睡不好觉

[00:14:12] 经常在梦中惊醒

[00:14:16] 干嘛呀你

[00:14:17] 记住啊

[00:14:18] 王恩普现在

[00:14:19] 要掂对这个栏普包

[00:14:22] 现在还没下手

[00:14:24] 迟早

[00:14:25] 他要把栾蒲包给收拾收拾

[00:14:28] 最小的安定性

[00:14:30] 这是后话

[00:14:31] 咱战旗不敌

[00:14:34] 但是说张作霖

[00:14:36] 回到大帅府

[00:14:37] 想起件事儿

[00:14:39] 把他的幕僚、群臣都招进来了

[00:14:44] 我说

[00:14:44] 咱们开个碰头会

[00:14:46] 哎

[00:14:47] 我张某人进了北京啦

[00:14:51] 我也得了有点响动啊

[00:14:54] 不能压吗

[00:14:55] 悄悄这么过日子

[00:14:57] 大帅

[00:14:58] 您说的想不通的意思是

[00:15:01] A 要什么

[00:15:03] 招待会

[00:15:05] 联谊会a 妹妹叫唐会骂

[00:15:09] 我想在帅府举行个堂会

[00:15:12] 把北京思冠两面儿

[00:15:15] 呃

[00:15:16] 各地的人物

[00:15:17] 金融界的

[00:15:18] 商界的领袖

[00:15:20] 多情了点

[00:15:22] 外国人大鼻子也请来点AA

[00:15:26] 让他们知道知道张某人号交朋友

[00:15:30] 对咱们大家都有好处

[00:15:32] 就叫覃贵吧

[00:15:34] 你们同意吗

[00:15:36] 大帅英明

[00:15:37] 大帅盛名

[00:15:39] 应该的应该啊

[00:15:40] 这事儿定下来了

[00:15:44] 五天之后咱就举行

[00:15:47] 你们再说说

[00:15:49] 在这个堂会上

[00:15:51] 咱干点儿什么

[00:15:54] 大师您看等到

[00:15:58] 哎

[00:15:59] 袁世凯、袁大头

[00:16:02] 也举行了一次

[00:16:04] 是什么堂会

[00:16:06] 但是在民国初年吧

[00:16:08] 呃

[00:16:09] 内堂会都有

[00:16:10] 什么玩意儿

[00:16:10] 咱可以借鉴借鉴

[00:16:13] 有一个知情的幕僚过来

[00:16:16] 大元帅

[00:16:17] 这是小的

[00:16:18] 我知道

[00:16:19] 呃

[00:16:19] 好像是那天的堂会唱京戏来着

[00:16:24] 哎呀

[00:16:25] 把京戏的名角全都邀请来了

[00:16:29] 老啦

[00:16:30] 哎

[00:16:30] 我还记得

[00:16:31] 头一出戏

[00:16:32] 开场戏

[00:16:34] 是梅兰芳的麻姑献寿

[00:16:38] 哎呀

[00:16:38] 梅兰芳的扮相那个好

[00:16:41] 虽然是个男人呐

[00:16:42] 升那个系活脱是个美人儿叫响

[00:16:47] 还有出戏叫潘桃会

[00:16:50] 潘桃会的主演

[00:16:52] 叫杨小楼啊活猴儿

[00:16:56] 五张桌子那么高

[00:16:57] 在上面一个跟头跳起来

[00:17:00] 声息皆无

[00:17:02] 功夫棒极了

[00:17:04] 压轴的戏好像叫龙凤呈祥

[00:17:08] 都是民主角儿

[00:17:09] 都是名角儿

[00:17:10] 难道我都记不起来了

[00:17:12] 什么公仆啊这些

[00:17:15] 这个

[00:17:16] 酸酸的别处

[00:17:18] 我就不爱看京戏

[00:17:21] 拉起一个抢了

[00:17:23] 没完没了

[00:17:25] 上了一趟茅房回来

[00:17:27] 内腔还没甩完

[00:17:30] 叫人发鸡妈妈呢

[00:17:33] 第二个

[00:17:34] 惊喜

[00:17:35] 不要粘了

[00:17:37] 我这堂会以吃为主

[00:17:40] 那么下个通知

[00:17:43] 告诉心疼喽

[00:17:45] 承办这次唐慧a

[00:17:47] 让他们别出新词儿

[00:17:49] 热闹热闹

[00:17:51] 必须叫来宾满意

[00:17:53] 必须叫老子满意

[00:17:56] 是啊

[00:17:58] 通知下发

[00:18:01] 王恩甫一接到这通知

[00:18:03] 手垂度的冠军

[00:18:06] 王普心说

[00:18:07] 这胡帅不好答对

[00:18:10] 他不像曹锟给俩钱儿

[00:18:12] 他没词儿了

[00:18:13] 这位是软硬不吃啊

[00:18:15] 举行这么大的堂会

[00:18:18] 一旦他要翻了脸

[00:18:19] 谁也活不了

[00:18:21] 怎么办呢

[00:18:22] 请栾蒲包

[00:18:24] 大伙儿都参加了

[00:18:25] 栾蒲包也来了

[00:18:27] 一见面

[00:18:28] 王恩普就说

[00:18:30] 老弟啊

[00:18:31] 你还得出处理

[00:18:33] 以往的事情

[00:18:34] 逢凶化吉

[00:18:37] 全仗着你老弟呢

[00:18:39] 这次叫张大帅高兴

[00:18:41] 还得仰仗着老弟啊

[00:18:43] 你看看咱怎么办好

[00:18:46] 嗯

[00:18:47] 栾蒲包听

[00:18:48] 心里也挺紧张

[00:18:50] 不知道怎样能使张作霖

[00:18:55] 满意