《Ringtone》歌词

[00:00:00] Once not very long ago I was respected

[00:00:05] I was popular popular ooh

[00:00:08] But now I hang my head in shame ahh ooh

[00:00:15] My life is filled with such regret

[00:00:19] A bad mistake I can't forget

[00:00:22] And now I'll never be the same

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[00:00:42] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

[00:00:45] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all

[00:00:48] What was I thinking

[00:00:50] My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

[00:00:58] Well everybody everybody

[00:01:01] Everybody everybody

[00:01:04] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

[00:01:11] When my phone goes off at work

[00:01:12] I look like the biggest jerk

[00:01:14] Total strangers wanna slap me around

[00:01:17] When it's ringin' on the terrace

[00:01:18] My neighbors get embarrassed

[00:01:20] They're beggin' me to move outta town

[00:01:23] Well it made my wife so sick

[00:01:24] She smashed my iPhone with a brick

[00:01:26] But I had it fixed and now it's just fine

[00:01:29] It's a pain I sure don't need it

[00:01:31] And I probably should delete it

[00:01:32] But for me that would be crossin' the line

[00:01:35] 'Cause I hate to waste a buck ninety nine

[00:01:39] Hey I paid good money for this

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[00:01:42] Why did I buy this stupid ringtone

[00:01:45] I just can't imagine now what I was thinking at all

[00:01:49] Really what was I thinking

[00:01:51] My friends all stare at me whenever I get a call

[00:01:59] Well everybody everybody

[00:02:02] Everybody everybody

[00:02:05] Everybody in the world really hates my ringtone

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[00:02:36] Chinese factory workers they hate my ringtone

[00:02:39] Muslim women in burqas really hate my ringtone

[00:02:42] Starvin' kids in Angola they hate my ringtone

[00:02:45] Even folks with Ebola just hate my ringtone

[00:02:48] All the nuns and nannies all the welfare mothers

[00:02:51] All the Pakistanis all the Wayans brothers

[00:02:54] Everyone on the land everyone on the sea

[00:02:57] Every single person everywhere unanimously

[00:03:01] Everybody everybody

[00:03:04] Everybody everybody

[00:03:07] Everybody in the whole wide world really hates my

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[00:03:19] Ringtone - Weird Al Yankovic