《Bruces’ Philosophers’ Song》歌词

[00:00:02] Immanuel Kant was a real puissant

[00:00:03] Who was very rarely stable

[00:00:06] Heidegger Heidegger was a boozy beggar

[00:00:07] Who could think you under the table

[00:00:10] David Hume could out consume

[00:00:12] Schopenhauer and Hegel

[00:00:13] And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

[00:00:15] Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

[00:00:18] There's nothing nietzche couldn't teach ya

[00:00:20] 'Bout the raising of the wrist

[00:00:22] Socrates himself was permanently pissed

[00:00:28] John Stuart Mill of his own free will

[00:00:30] On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill

[00:00:32] Plato they say could stick it away

[00:00:34] Half a crate of whiskey every day

[00:00:36] Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle

[00:00:37] Hobbes was fond of his dram

[00:00:39] And Ren Descartes was a drunken fart

[00:00:41] I drink therefore I am

[00:00:44] Yes Socrates himself is particularly missed

[00:00:48] A lovely little thinker

[00:00:50] But a bugger when he's pissed

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