《Billy The Mountain(Live At Pauley Pavilion， UCLA， Los Angeles， 1971)》歌词

[00:00:09] Mountain

[00:00:13] Billy the mountain

[00:00:22] A regular picturesque

[00:00:27] Postcardy mountain

[00:00:30] Residing between lovely

[00:00:35] Rosamond and Gorman

[00:00:39] With his stunning wife Ethell

[00:00:44] A tree

[00:00:51] A tree

[00:00:58] Billy was a mountain

[00:01:03] Ethel was a tree

[00:01:04] Growing off of his shoulder

[00:01:11] Billy was a mountain

[00:01:16] Ethel was a tree

[00:01:20] Growing off of his shoulder

[00:01:25] Billy had two big

[00:01:26] Caves for eyes

[00:01:27] With a cliff for a jaw

[00:01:29] That would go up 'n down

[00:01:31] And whenever it did

[00:01:32] He'd puff out some dust

[00:01:33] And hack up a boulder

[00:01:36] Hack

[00:01:37] Hack up a boulder

[00:01:39] Hack hack

[00:01:40] Hack up a boulder

[00:01:42] Hack hack hack

[00:01:44] Hack up a boulder

[00:01:47] Now one day a man in a checkered suit drove up in a big

[00:02:02] Lincoln continental and he laid a huge

[00:02:09] Bulging envelope right at the corner of billy the mountain

[00:02:14] Right where his 'foot' was supposed to be

[00:02:16] Now billy the mountain he couldn't believe it

[00:02:21] All those postcards he'd posed for for over these years

[00:02:25] And finally now at last his royalties

[00:02:36] Billy the mountain was rich his eyeball caves widened in amazement

[00:02:46] His cliff

[00:02:47] Which was his jaw

[00:02:48] It dropped thirty feet

[00:02:54] Ooh a bunch of dust puffed out rocks and boulders hacked up

[00:03:01] Hack hack hack hack hack hack hack

[00:03:02] Crushing 'the Lincoln'

[00:03:03] Now the man in the checkered suit well

[00:03:03] Without his car he went screaming off into the desert at sunset

[00:03:05] All the way to Rosamond to get a beer and tell everybody there

[00:03:07] Including Ronnie Cook what had happened to his car

[00:03:10] I gave him the money

[00:03:10] He acted real funny

[00:03:11] He hocked up a rock and

[00:03:14] It totaled my car

[00:03:16] Oh do you

[00:03:17] Know any trucks

[00:03:19] Might be bound for the Valley

[00:03:23] I don't want to stand here

[00:03:26] All night in this bar

[00:03:28] Dear lord

[00:03:28] I don't want to stand here

[00:03:31] All night in this bar

[00:03:33] No s**t

[00:03:34] I don't want to stand here

[00:03:37] All night in this bar

[00:03:44] By two o'clock and the bars are already closed down

[00:03:49] Billy had already broken 'the big news' to Ethel

[00:03:55] With dust and boulders everywhere billy choked with excitement announced

[00:04:06] Ethel we're going on a vacation

[00:04:15] Yes and they were going on a vacation

[00:04:19] Oh and Ethel Ethel Ethel Ethel just like a woman

[00:04:23] Of course she was delighted she creaked a little bit

[00:04:31] And some old birds flew off of her

[00:04:36] Hey Mr Tambourine Man play a song

[00:04:39] Billy told Ethel they were going to

[00:04:45] They were going to New York

[00:04:48] Ethel we're going to

[00:04:57] New York

[00:05:07] But first they were gonna stop in Las Vegas

[00:05:11] It's off to Las Vegas

[00:05:15] To check out the lounges

[00:05:18] Pull a few handles

[00:05:21] Drink a few beers

[00:05:23] Oh Ethel

[00:05:24] Ethel my darling

[00:05:26] You know that I love you

[00:05:29] I'm glad we could have a

[00:05:32] Vacation this year

[00:05:34] Oh neet o

[00:05:35] Glad we could have a

[00:05:37] Vacation this year

[00:05:45] They left that night crunchin' across the mojave desert

[00:05:51] Their voices echoing through the canyons of your minds

[00:05:58] Ethel want to get a cuppa cawfee

[00:06:09] There's a Howard Johnsons want to eat some clams

[00:06:19] The first noteworthy piece of real estate they destroyed was Edwards Air Force Base

[00:06:26] And to this very day 'wing nuts' and data reduction clerks alike

[00:06:32] Speak in reverent whispers about that fateful night when

[00:06:35] Test stand number one and the rocket sled itself got LUNCHED

[00:06:44] By a famous mountain in and his small wooden wife

[00:06:49] Good bye to Las Vegas

[00:06:50] Farewell to the lounges

[00:06:50] We pulled a few handles

[00:06:51] We drank a few beers

[00:06:53] Guess that George Putnam

[00:06:53] Should be on the air now

[00:06:54] With the biggest new story

[00:06:56] That has broken this year

[00:06:58] George Putnam

[00:06:59] His biggest new story

[00:06:59] That has broken this year

[00:07:00] Take it away George

[00:07:00] Word just in to the KTTV news service undeniably links

[00:07:02] This mountain and his wife to d**g abuse

[00:07:04] And pay offs as part of a San Joaquin Valley smut ring

[00:07:10] However we can assure parents in the Southern California area

[00:07:14] That a recent narcotics crack down

[00:07:16] In Torrance Hawthorne Lomita

[00:07:22] Westchester Playa del Rey Santa Monica

[00:07:29] Tujunga Sunland San Fernando Pacoima Sylmar

[00:07:36] Newhall Canoga Park

[00:07:40] Palmdale Glendale Irwindale

[00:07:45] Rolling Hills Granada Hills Shadow Hills Cheviot Hills

[00:07:53] Will provide the secret evidence

[00:07:55] The Palmdale grand jury has needed to seek a criminal indictment

[00:08:00] And pave the way for stiffer legislation increased federal aid

[00:08:07] And avert a crippling strike of bartenders and veterinarians throughout the inland empire

[00:08:13] But it is this reporter's opinion that Ethel is a former Communist

[00:08:18] Within the week Jerry Lewis had hosted a telethon

[00:08:21] Wah wah wah nice lady

[00:08:23] To raise funds for the injured

[00:08:26] Injured

[00:08:27] And homeless

[00:08:29] Homeless

[00:08:31] In Denver

[00:08:38] As Billy had just levelled it and a few miles right outside of town

[00:08:44] Billy caused a 'Oh Mein Papa' in the earth's crust

[00:08:52] Right over the secret underground dumps where they keep the pools of old poison gas

[00:09:07] And obsolete germ bombs just as a freak tornado cruised through

[00:09:33] Sucking up two thirds of it

[00:09:50] Suck suck suck

[00:09:52] For untimely dispersal over vast stretches of WATTS

[00:10:03] Now it was about this time I think it was right outside of Columbus Ohio that billy got his notice to report for his induction physical

[00:10:16] Now believe me Ethel said she wasn't gonna let him go

[00:10:17] I'm not gonna let you go billy

[00:10:18] And george putnam the right wing creepo fascist pig newscaster from los angeles said

[00:10:22] Take it away george putnam

[00:10:23] The right wing fascist radical creepo pig newscaster from los angeles

[00:10:26] We now have confirmed reports from an informed orange county minister

[00:10:33] That ethell is still an active communist

[00:10:38] And it's this reporter's opinion that she also practices witch craft

[00:10:49] It was about this time that the telephone rang in the secret briefcase

[00:10:54] Belonging to the one mortal man

[00:10:56] Who might be able to stop all of this senseless destruction and save 'america herself'

[00:11:06] Now some men say he looked like

[00:11:13] He looked like

[00:11:15] Felix Pappalardi

[00:11:18] Felix Pappalardi

[00:11:24] Still others say

[00:11:25] Others say

[00:11:26] Bulls**t man

[00:11:26] Bulls**t man

[00:11:27] He was just born

[00:11:27] He was born

[00:11:28] Next to the frozen beef pies at Gristede's

[00:11:30] Frozen beef pies

[00:11:32] Still others say

[00:11:32] Others say he was just another

[00:11:34] Again he was just a crazy Italian

[00:11:37] Crazy Italian

[00:11:38] Who drove a red car

[00:11:39] You see it was hard to tell

[00:11:40] But nobody knows

[00:11:41] Nobody knew for sure

[00:11:42] For sure

[00:11:43] He was so

[00:11:43] So

[00:11:44] Mysterious

[00:11:45] Mysterious

[00:11:46] Oh yes he was

[00:11:46] He was so

[00:11:48] He was so he was so

[00:11:49] Mysterious

[00:11:54] He was so

[00:11:57] Mysterious

[00:12:05] Cause when a person gets to be

[00:12:06] Such a hero folks

[00:12:08] And marvelous beyond compute

[00:12:12] You can never really tell

[00:12:13] About a guy like that

[00:12:15] Whether he's really a nice person

[00:12:17] Or if he just smiles a lot

[00:12:19] What

[00:12:19] Or if he has a son named 'pinocchio'

[00:12:23] Or what

[00:12:25] Whether he's really a nice person or if he has a son named 'pinocchio' or what

[00:12:30] Some men say he could fly

[00:12:32] Some men say he could swim

[00:12:33] Others say he could sing

[00:12:34] Like neil sedaka

[00:12:35] And all the girls in flushing

[00:12:37] Would be amazed of him

[00:12:38] Two three

[00:12:40] Amazed of him

[00:12:46] Time passes

[00:12:52] January February March July

[00:12:57] Wednesday

[00:12:59] August

[00:13:00] Irwindale

[00:13:01] 2:30 in the afternoon

[00:13:03] Sunday Monday

[00:13:06] Funny Cars

[00:13:07] Walnut

[00:13:07] Friday

[00:13:10] City of Industry

[00:13:11] Big John Mazamanian

[00:13:13] So when the phone rang

[00:13:17] In the secret briefcase

[00:13:20] Thank you

[00:13:21] A strong masculine hand

[00:13:24] With a wristwatch

[00:13:26] And flexy bracelet

[00:13:29] Grabbed it

[00:13:32] And answered

[00:13:34] In a deep calmly assured voice：

[00:13:43] Yes this is he what a mountain with a tree growing off of its shoulder

[00:13:57] You're fulla s**t man what what uh are are you sure

[00:14:00] Oh well alright let me write this down then sorta take a few notes here to new york

[00:14:08] Causing untold destruction

[00:14:10] My baby my baby my baby my baby oh

[00:14:13] My baby my baby my baby my baby

[00:14:17] My baby my baby

[00:14:19] My baby my baby my baby

[00:14:25] My baby my baby

[00:14:26] My baby my baby my baby

[00:14:29] Wanted for draft evasion

[00:14:37] Can I can I fly there immediately and reason with him

[00:14:42] An expense account and per diem too

[00:14:50] Some men say he could dance

[00:14:54] Yes he could dance

[00:14:56] And here it is ladies and gentlemen

[00:14:59] The studebaker hoch dancing lesson &cosmic prayer for guidance featuring aynsley dunbar

[00:15:06] Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey

[00:15:13] Right hand from the heart uh

[00:15:16] Professional

[00:15:16] Left hand from the heart uh

[00:15:19] Exquisite

[00:15:20] Right hand from the heart uh

[00:15:22] Homunculus

[00:15:23] Left hand from the left shoulder

[00:15:26] To the heart uh

[00:15:30] Twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly twirly hey

[00:15:32] There were a number of rumors circulating about studebaker hoch recently

[00:15:42] Consider if you will the rumors that have spread that he could write

[00:15:46] The lord's prayer on the head of a pin

[00:15:49] Some men say he could write the lord's prayer

[00:15:53] On the head of a

[00:15:57] Head of a

[00:16:02] Head of a pin

[00:16:09] Three dog night

[00:16:11] Yeah

[00:16:17] Other still maintain the fact

[00:16:25] Good god

[00:16:31] He was born next to the frozen beef pies

[00:16:42] And that was the main influence on him

[00:17:00] Boldly springing into action he phoned his wife

[00:17:04] Who ran a modeling school

[00:17:05] Whereupon she he ran around the back of 'gimbel's'

[00:17:15] To see if he could find some big un used cardboard boxes

[00:17:23] After which he hit up gristede's for some 'kaiser broiler foil'

[00:17:27] Some 'aunt jemima syrup' and a pair of blunt scissors hey hey

[00:17:35] Yes and in the parking lot across the street from the

[00:17:39] One fifth avenue hotel

[00:17:42] In between a pair of customized trucks where nobody was looking

[00:17:46] He cut out a pair of really really nice wings and he covered 'em thoroughly with foil

[00:17:51] Thoroughly with foil thoroughly with foil

[00:17:55] Thoroughly with foil

[00:18:02] Thorougly with foil

[00:18:03] Thoroughly with foil

[00:18:05] Thoroughly with with foil

[00:18:13] Then he took those 'wings'

[00:18:15] And wedged one under each of his powerful arms and sneaked into a telephone booth

[00:18:26] He closed the door and he pulled down his gray denim bus driver type pants

[00:18:36] And he spread even amounts of aunt jemima syrup all over the inside of his legs

[00:18:42] Right underneath his boxer pretty shorts ha ha ha

[00:18:47] Soon the booth was filling with flies

[00:18:50] Help me help me help me

[00:18:54] He held open the legs of his boxer shorts so they could all get in

[00:19:00] Yes and when each and every one of those little

[00:19:04] Each and every one of those little cocksuckin' flies had gone into his boxer shorts

[00:19:08] And was lapping up all that good aunt jemima syrup

[00:19:11] He bent over and he put his head between his legs

[00:19:15] And he said to those little flies in a clear impressive voice

[00:19:24] New york

[00:19:26] And the booth and everything lifted up out of the parking lot and into the sky

[00:19:39] Studebaker

[00:19:40] Yeah yeah

[00:19:42] Studebaker

[00:19:42] Studebaker

[00:19:44] Studebaker

[00:19:45] Yeah yeah

[00:19:46] Studebaker

[00:19:47] Studebaker

[00:19:48] He's coating his legs

[00:19:50] With aunt jemima syrup up and down

[00:19:56] His shorts'll be filled with flies

[00:19:58] That will be buzzing all around

[00:20:03] Help me help me help me

[00:20:04] Stoodlabaker hoch

[00:20:04] He's really outa sight

[00:20:06] Stoodlabaker hoch

[00:20:07] He does it every night

[00:20:08] Stoodlabaker hoch

[00:20:09] He treats the flies all right

[00:20:10] Stoodla baker hoch

[00:20:11] That's why they never bite hey

[00:20:15] Please to new york

[00:20:15] Fly to new york

[00:20:22] He could be a dog

[00:20:24] Or a frog

[00:20:25] Or a lesbian queen

[00:20:28] Fly to new york

[00:20:31] He could be a nark

[00:20:32] Or a lady marine

[00:20:37] Or he might play dirty

[00:20:40] He's over thirty

[00:20:42] Getting old say I don't know

[00:20:51] His peculiar attire

[00:20:53] And the flies he require

[00:20:56] Keep leading him on

[00:21:00] Cause ethell is gone

[00:21:00] And the mountain she's on

[00:21:01] Please to new york

[00:21:01] Fly to new york

[00:21:05] Fly to new york

[00:21:09] I don't know

[00:21:09] His peculiar attire

[00:21:13] And the flies he require

[00:21:14] Keep leading him on

[00:21:15] Cause ethell is gone

[00:21:18] They keep leading him on

[00:21:19] Cause ethell is gone

[00:21:19] And the mountain she's on

[00:21:20] We join studebaker hoch standing on the edge of billy the mountain's mouth

[00:21:28] Billy I've come to reason with you

[00:21:32] Our great country needs you in the armed forces

[00:21:36] Why it's all fair and square the lottery you know your number came up

[00:21:39] You can't go on running like this forever

[00:21:43] Ethell shook her twigs angrily but studebaker hoch un ferturbed continued

[00:21:54] Listen you

[00:21:55] Cough cough

[00:21:56] Listen you communist son of a b***h

[00:21:59] You better get your a*s down there for your f**kin' physical

[00:22:03] Or I'll see to it that you get used for fill dirt

[00:22:06] In some impending new jersey marsh reclamation

[00:22:10] And your girl friend here will wind up disguised as a series of brooms

[00:22:15] Primitive ironing boards

[00:22:18] Or a dog house

[00:22:19] Get the

[00:22:20] Cough cough

[00:22:21] Get the picture

[00:22:22] Billy just laughed

[00:22:26] Ho ho ho if they think they're gonna draft me they're crazy

[00:22:35] Now you'd remember that studebaker hoch was standing on the edge of billy's mouth

[00:22:42] So that when he laughed he lost his balance and unfortunately fell

[00:22:45] Screaming two hundred feet into the rubble below

[00:22:59] That was only one hundred feet you carnaby cutie

[00:23:01] Let's hear another set

[00:23:02] Which only goes to prove

[00:23:07] A mountain is something

[00:23:11] You don't want to f**k with

[00:23:14] You don't want to f**k with

[00:23:18] Don't f**k around

[00:23:20] Don't f**k around

[00:23:21] Don't f**k with billy

[00:23:23] And don't f**k with ethell

[00:23:26] You saw what just happened

[00:23:29] To the guy with the flies

[00:23:32] With

[00:23:44] Biddilly biddilly

[00:23:44] Biddilly biddilly biddilly

[00:23:48] Biddilly

[00:23:49] The

[00:23:52] Mountin

[00:23:53] Biddilly

[00:23:54] The

[00:23:57] Mountin

[00:24:04] Thank you for coming to our concert

[00:24:19] Good night