《水浒全传350集》歌词

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[00:00:03] 宋江指挥大队人马一举攻占永州城

[00:00:08] 这仗打得这个漂亮

[00:00:11] 但是伤亡惨重

[00:00:15] 三位弟兄

[00:00:17] 都是牺牲在疆场

[00:00:20] 使宋江痛断肝肠

[00:00:23] 但是行军打仗有不死人的吗

[00:00:27] 大伙儿劝了之后

[00:00:28] 宋江这心才放宽了一些

[00:00:32] 紧跟着趁热打铁

[00:00:34] 士兵罚单凸现

[00:00:36] 一鼓作气

[00:00:38] 要把方腊给消灭

[00:00:41] 按下宋江分兵派将

[00:00:43] 暂且不提话

[00:00:46] 分两头

[00:00:47] 再说方腊手下的大将军吕师囊

[00:00:53] 这里是囊

[00:00:54] 这回才知道宋江的厉害

[00:00:57] 原来觉得自己人五人六的不含糊

[00:01:01] H e pi 、水波、梁山都是草寇乌合之众

[00:01:05] 有什么了不起的

[00:01:07] 这回知道姜是辣的辣

[00:01:11] 能退到丹徒县

[00:01:13] 你说这个线程跟孕周怎么比

[00:01:17] 她也无心在这儿久呆

[00:01:20] 但是你说不待在这上哪去呀

[00:01:24] 分享在方腊面前也不好交代

[00:01:27] 损兵折将

[00:01:29] 哎

[00:01:29] 那无论如何

[00:01:31] 想方设法复夺润州

[00:01:35] 这脸面才能赚回来

[00:01:37] 但凭自己的力量享福夺门儿都没有

[00:01:42] 这他心里头有数

[00:01:45] 怎么办呢

[00:01:45] 球员吧

[00:01:48] 他这信件写了一大箩

[00:01:50] 让人分头去送

[00:01:52] 首先他向苏州方面球员球

[00:01:57] 三大王玉地方冒

[00:01:59] 马上派救兵来

[00:02:01] 我这坚持不住了

[00:02:03] 方茂跟他关系不错呀

[00:02:05] 能坐视不救吗

[00:02:08] 每两天的时间

[00:02:10] 援兵开到

[00:02:11] 一闪而逝

[00:02:12] 马队1万精兵

[00:02:16] 为首带队的就是江南的名将

[00:02:20] 人送绰号小天王

[00:02:22] 姓马

[00:02:23] 叫马木胶啊

[00:02:26] 这小伙子20 刚出头

[00:02:29] 那真正是名副其实的万夫不挡之勇

[00:02:33] 别人儿啊

[00:02:34] 白给

[00:02:36] 麻木教领兵带队来到了

[00:02:39] 但这小伙子就是太狂啦

[00:02:43] 一说话压人三分点能耐那是真的

[00:02:48] 他这一道吕师囊高兴开城门亲自迎接

[00:02:55] 相见之下

[00:02:57] 吕师囊是满面羞愧

[00:02:59] 啊

[00:03:00] 老侄儿

[00:03:02] 你来了

[00:03:03] 我两眼望穿呢

[00:03:06] 叔叔

[00:03:07] 您的情况我都听说了

[00:03:09] 咱们城里说去

[00:03:12] 兵马进城

[00:03:14] 大队人马安排好了之后

[00:03:17] 他们做到帅

[00:03:18] 听上谈这些往事

[00:03:21] 吕师囊也没隐瞒

[00:03:23] 当着马木胶地面把怎么打败的

[00:03:27] 怎么个经过如实地讲述了一遍

[00:03:31] 那些统制官都在旁边坐陪着

[00:03:34] 您猜着马木胶怎么说的

[00:03:37] 听完了之后是仰面大笑

[00:03:39] 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

[00:03:47] 他这一笑

[00:03:48] 把吕师囊笑懵了

[00:03:50] 他手下那些同志关也傻了

[00:03:53] 其实这什么意思这是

[00:03:56] 吕侍郎等着笑够了就问

[00:03:59] 贤侄啊

[00:04:00] 你这什么意思

[00:04:02] 马木胶把嘴一撇

[00:04:05] 叔叔

[00:04:06] 我说话您别不爱听啊

[00:04:09] 就拿您来说

[00:04:11] 转战南北

[00:04:12] 经验丰富

[00:04:14] 怎么能上他的当中他的计

[00:04:17] 啊

[00:04:19] 哎

[00:04:19] 现在我这一听啊

[00:04:21] 人家宋江拿您耍着玩儿

[00:04:24] 唠叟戏顽童也

[00:04:27] 您就成了小孩儿了

[00:04:30] 你相信不

[00:04:31] 哎呀

[00:04:32] 惭愧惭愧

[00:04:33] 老先知

[00:04:34] 我心服口服

[00:04:36] 我的确一个傻蛋

[00:04:38] 我叫人家把我耍了

[00:04:40] 马木胶接着说

[00:04:42] 叔叔

[00:04:44] 还有一件事儿

[00:04:46] 您说那润州

[00:04:48] 有长江天险

[00:04:50] 有北固山

[00:04:52] 有金山

[00:04:54] 多险要

[00:04:55] 一夫当关

[00:04:57] 万夫莫开

[00:05:00] 您手下12 名统制官、参将、副将、牙将

[00:05:06] 多达几百人之多

[00:05:09] 您说您就没守住这玩意儿

[00:05:12] 说起来令人难以置信

[00:05:15] 嗯

[00:05:17] 所以我想起老人说那么两句话

[00:05:20] 叫年年有饭桶

[00:05:23] 没有今年多

[00:05:25] 包括您老人家在内

[00:05:27] 您服气不服气

[00:05:29] 因为这个我发酵味

[00:05:34] 吕师囊心说

[00:05:35] 小兔崽子

[00:05:36] 你够损的

[00:05:37] 你本来我打了败仗

[00:05:40] 着急上火啊

[00:05:42] 我列到饭桶堆里头了

[00:05:44] 小子

[00:05:45] 算你行

[00:05:46] 我看你怎么对付宋江

[00:05:50] 姜是老的辣

[00:05:51] 吕师囊想着这一笑先知

[00:05:56] 打了胜仗

[00:05:57] 怎么都有理

[00:05:59] 打了败仗怎么都没理你说我傻蛋也好

[00:06:03] 你说我饭桶也好

[00:06:04] 我服

[00:06:06] 我认为是饭桶

[00:06:08] 我指挥的军队也是饭桶

[00:06:12] 那么老先知

[00:06:13] 你来得挺及时

[00:06:14] 我想宋江不能就此善罢甘休

[00:06:18] 肯定近日要攻打丹徒县

[00:06:21] 那我就看老贤侄你的了

[00:06:24] 你在南省来说赫赫有名

[00:06:27] 谁不知道你马木娇

[00:06:29] 谁不知道小天王

[00:06:33] 我老先知啊

[00:06:34] 你可得卖卖力气

[00:06:36] 确保丹徒县复夺

[00:06:39] 润州千斤重担

[00:06:41] 可都在你身上

[00:06:43] 没问题

[00:06:45] 叔叔

[00:06:47] 这牛不是吹的

[00:06:49] 我此次提兵而来

[00:06:51] 我下定了决心

[00:06:53] 我大败宋公明

[00:06:56] 复夺润州城

[00:06:59] 你看好吗

[00:07:00] 哎哟

[00:07:01] 太好了

[00:07:02] 太好了

[00:07:03] 但愿苍天保佑

[00:07:05] 小天王

[00:07:07] 你真要做到这一点

[00:07:09] 我在地下面前重重保举你的官职

[00:07:14] 你看好吗那好了

[00:07:16] 咱们一言为定

[00:07:18] 不过叔叔

[00:07:20] 咱爷儿俩分工

[00:07:22] 您确保丹徒县的安危

[00:07:25] 我负责开兵见仗

[00:07:28] 好吗

[00:07:29] 行行行

[00:07:29] 一言为定

[00:07:32] 书说简短

[00:07:35] 这马木胶头天到第二天

[00:07:38] 宋江的先头部队就到了

[00:07:41] 就这么快

[00:07:44] 有鲍氏的蓝旗跑胜率兵报报告

[00:07:49] 各位将军

[00:07:50] 大事不好

[00:07:51] 宋江的人马离着北橙还相距十里之遥

[00:07:57] 气势汹汹放出口号

[00:08:00] 要走马冰曲

[00:08:01] 丹徒县

[00:08:03] 再探再报差

[00:08:06] 法师就走了

[00:08:07] 吕市长就问这小天王

[00:08:11] 老仙只听见没

[00:08:13] 这宋江是得理不让人

[00:08:15] 哪来的真快呀

[00:08:17] 你看下一步咱应该怎么办

[00:08:20] 咱不商量好了吗

[00:08:22] 您负责守城

[00:08:24] 我负责开兵见仗兵来将挡

[00:08:27] 水来土屯

[00:08:28] 何惧之有啊啊

[00:08:32] 外边儿传典军兵给我代码

[00:08:36] 开枪

[00:08:38] 啥

[00:08:41] 真是小马乍行嫌路窄

[00:08:43] 大鹏展翅恨天迪

[00:08:45] 年轻人头脑一热就忘乎所以

[00:08:50] 再看这小天王

[00:08:52] 马木娇正kui Du Jia DAI zhe pian 副将

[00:08:56] 十个人在外头是提枪上马

[00:09:01] 点兵5000开关落锁

[00:09:05] 就在丹徒县北关外拆迁战场

[00:09:10] 吕师囊

[00:09:11] 你别看烦他

[00:09:13] 他说大话

[00:09:14] 刺耳朵

[00:09:15] 他也盼着小天王打胜仗

[00:09:19] 呢他

[00:09:20] 他要再打败仗

[00:09:21] 那没法交代了

[00:09:23] 所以吕市长领着几名同志关登上城楼

[00:09:28] 要亲自勒骨给他住为

[00:09:32] 单说麻木交

[00:09:34] 刚把军阵摆好了

[00:09:36] 往对面一看

[00:09:37] 尘土飞扬

[00:09:39] 宋江的人马是卷地而来呀

[00:09:43] 旗幡招展

[00:09:44] 头衔也是马队

[00:09:50] 马蹄声碰到地上翻江搅海一般

[00:09:55] 可能发现城里出来军队了

[00:09:59] 不敢贸然前进

[00:10:00] 呼啦一声

[00:10:02] 二龙出水试试

[00:10:04] 咽气儿排开正中央造标

[00:10:08] 旗下并排是十几匹战马

[00:10:13] 为首的一员大将马木娇揉揉眼睛

[00:10:17] 仔细看火

[00:10:20] 我这人都神了啊

[00:10:23] 再看这员大将

[00:10:25] 摘盔卸甲

[00:10:27] 平顶山高在九尺挂零啊

[00:10:32] 头上是凤翅金盔二龙斗宝宝盔宝甲衣身大

[00:10:39] 绿袍袍甲勒勒甲绦绦

[00:10:43] 衬着古铜镜镜

[00:10:45] 宝玉玉宝在横腰腰中挂着三尺剑

[00:10:50] 剑世峨嵋圣人毛毛发长得真威武

[00:10:54] 五柳长髯胸前飘飘飘沙

[00:10:58] 气冲牛斗斗起来精神

[00:11:00] 瞧也不敢瞧瞧罢

[00:11:03] 多时不认识

[00:11:06] 不知道这是哪位金甲天神呢

[00:11:10] 哎哟

[00:11:11] 松江手下还有这样的大将

[00:11:15] 忘其声

[00:11:16] 观看斗大的月光

[00:11:19] 上写一个关子

[00:11:23] 那本书还用问吗

[00:11:25] 来者主将非是旁人

[00:11:27] 正是著名的大刀关胜

[00:11:31] 他是前部正印先行官呢

[00:11:34] 跟随他来的豹子头林冲、美髯公朱仝

[00:11:39] 急先锋索超小李广花荣

[00:11:43] 还有几位部下的将官

[00:11:46] 黑旋风李逵

[00:11:47] 行者武松、武二郎

[00:11:49] 花和尚鲁智深权根了

[00:11:54] 要不这么整齐

[00:11:56] 这个班子可够硬的

[00:11:58] 宋江早想好了

[00:12:01] 这

[00:12:01] 这是敲门砖呢

[00:12:02] 这砖不硬

[00:12:03] 能把门敲开吗

[00:12:06] 单说小天王马目交看罢多时

[00:12:10] 倒吸了一口冷气

[00:12:14] 哎呀

[00:12:14] 怪不得这吕叔叔打了败仗啊

[00:12:19] 果然碰上了劲敌

[00:12:22] 今天我还得留点儿神

[00:12:25] 想到这把大枪一颤

[00:12:28] 高声断特呀

[00:12:34] 对面红脸的大汉

[00:12:36] 你是何人

[00:12:39] 关胜往对面一看

[00:12:41] 小毛孩子

[00:12:43] 嘿

[00:12:44] 听说浙南省人事长得年轻啊

[00:12:47] 还真是个孩子

[00:12:50] 看此人长得面色怪异

[00:12:54] 一张娃娃脸

[00:12:55] 宽宽的脑门儿

[00:12:56] 方方的下巴

[00:12:58] 两道八字立剑眉

[00:13:01] 一对小眼睛

[00:13:03] 多少有点小鹰钩

[00:13:05] 鼻子凌胶嘴光嘴吧没胡

[00:13:10] 头顶银盔

[00:13:12] 身披银甲

[00:13:14] 外罩素罗袍

[00:13:16] 胯下压骑一匹大花马

[00:13:20] 那可以说是人高马大

[00:13:22] 灿邓先明掌中提着一条丈八蛇矛长枪

[00:13:29] Shou Shu Hu 喧天

[00:13:30] 带着弯弓茶间呢

[00:13:33] 英雄出少年

[00:13:35] 您不服这个不行啊

[00:13:37] 那小脸蛋儿溜光

[00:13:39] 连一点儿皱纹都没有

[00:13:42] 太阳穴鼓鼓着

[00:13:43] 腮帮子努努着

[00:13:45] 胸脯腆腆着

[00:13:47] A 呢

[00:13:48] 臀部都鼓鼓的

[00:13:50] 浑身上下嘎巴嘎巴全是劲儿

[00:13:54] 再看它长出那条大铁枪

[00:13:57] 不仅尺寸长

[00:13:59] 一看就是混铁佳宁钢打造的

[00:14:03] 分量十足啊

[00:14:04] 他这么年轻

[00:14:06] 能拿这么沉的大枪

[00:14:08] 没俩下子行吗

[00:14:11] 关圣看罢多时

[00:14:13] 马上说话

[00:14:15] 问我

[00:14:16] 关圣师也

[00:14:20] 你是什么人

[00:14:21] 哈哈哈哈

[00:14:24] 难怪呀

[00:14:26] 你们刚过江

[00:14:27] 自然对男生的人不熟

[00:14:31] 我人送绰号小天王

[00:14:34] 姓马

[00:14:35] 叫马木娇

[00:14:37] 芙宝、方腊为主

[00:14:39] 我是他的殿前大将军、师爷

[00:14:45] 哦

[00:14:46] 麻木教娃娃

[00:14:50] 小小的丹徒县

[00:14:53] 你还守把得住吗

[00:14:54] 嗯

[00:14:56] 听我姓官地

[00:14:57] 良言相劝

[00:14:59] 逃命去吧

[00:15:01] 不然一交手

[00:15:03] 恐怕娃娃你死无葬身之地

[00:15:07] 哎呀

[00:15:09] 姓关的

[00:15:10] 你真把那牛都给吹死了

[00:15:13] 哎

[00:15:14] 怎么办

[00:15:14] 咱斗口没有用

[00:15:16] 咱们都是属君子的

[00:15:18] 最好动动手

[00:15:20] 我叫你知道知道小天王的厉害啊

[00:15:26] 这家伙沾火就着

[00:15:28] 催马一枪跟一阵风一样

[00:15:31] 是直扑关上

[00:15:34] 没等关胜身手上水手一员大将口喊一声

[00:15:40] 关将军

[00:15:41] 看我的

[00:15:43] 杀鸡用不着牛刀

[00:15:48] 尼玛非橱

[00:15:50] 关上一看

[00:15:51] 是谁啊

[00:15:52] 大将捧起

[00:15:55] 胯下大红马

[00:15:57] 长中大童烁

[00:15:59] 飞马是直奔小天王

[00:16:03] 小天王把马代助

[00:16:04] 恒香就问你是谁大将彭其视野

[00:16:10] 捧起你也是原来水泊梁山的野鸡没名

[00:16:17] 草鞋没号儿

[00:16:19] 没听说你这一号

[00:16:22] 你说当着这么多人的面

[00:16:23] 这一说嘭起

[00:16:25] 脸上无光

[00:16:26] 可气坏了

[00:16:28] 娃娃

[00:16:29] 你听说没

[00:16:30] 听说又能怎样

[00:16:33] 今儿个我叫你知道知道本将军的厉害

[00:16:36] 休走嗯

[00:16:40] 伦硕便砸两个人颤

[00:16:44] 邓相模就都在一处

[00:16:47] 没超过十个照面儿去

[00:16:50] 就见小天王大枪在上面使了个盖顶三枪

[00:16:55] 嗨嗨嗨

[00:16:57] 啪啪啪

[00:16:58] 干嘛呀

[00:17:01] 怎么叫盖饼

[00:17:01] 三枪扎没传

[00:17:04] 挂两眼扎哽嗓褂两肩扎

[00:17:07] 潜心挂两类

[00:17:10] 这玩意可厉害呀

[00:17:12] 大枪是兵刃之中的贼呀

[00:17:15] 又普遍要练精了

[00:17:18] 可不容易

[00:17:19] 啪啪啪的枪就到了

[00:17:21] 跟雨打梨花相似

[00:17:24] 横旗捍出手特快

[00:17:27] 赶紧横竖旺盛的医疗啊

[00:17:30] 开呀

[00:17:31] 上当

[00:17:34] 他这往上一举

[00:17:35] 这兵刃整个来个大敞门儿

[00:17:38] 把嗓子闲心全露出来了

[00:17:41] 哪知道小天王后把伊利前把往前一压

[00:17:46] 枪头子一赚二平溜奔下头来了

[00:17:50] 推下架空了

[00:17:52] 一尺八的大枪尖子正好扎到捧起地钱心窝上

[00:17:59] 铺就真强

[00:18:02] 一下就扎了个透塘

[00:18:05] 蓬起的身子晃了两晃

[00:18:07] 哭

[00:18:08] 从此失势栽倒在马下

[00:18:13] 小天王把马学回来

[00:18:16] 刚要拿出佩剑砍人头

[00:18:20] 呢

[00:18:20] 关胜他们能让吗

[00:18:22] 吩咐人冷赶紧冲出去

[00:18:25] 把捧起的尸体抢回

[00:18:28] 再一看

[00:18:29] 一点儿劲儿都没了

[00:18:31] 肠子都出来了

[00:18:33] 哎呀

[00:18:34] 观赏的心呢

[00:18:35] 跟刀哥地相似

[00:18:38] 心说弟兄多年啦

[00:18:40] 同生死

[00:18:41] 共患难

[00:18:42] 没想到刚到江南就命丧在疆场啊

[00:18:47] 这这

[00:18:48] 我回去见着宋哥哥

[00:18:50] 我怎么交代

[00:18:53] 想到这儿

[00:18:53] 火旺壮壮把马一匹要亲自出战

[00:18:58] 没等他出马

[00:18:59] 就听身后嗷一声

[00:19:02] 跟打雷相似

[00:19:04] 关将军

[00:19:05] 麻烦交给我啦

[00:19:10] 一马飞出

[00:19:12] 马鞍桥上一员大将

[00:19:14] 铜盔铁甲大黑马

[00:19:17] 掌中大砍刀

[00:19:20] 关生

[00:19:21] 你看谁呀

[00:19:22] 正是大将韩涛

[00:19:25] 韩涛跟捧起

[00:19:28] 一块儿长大的

[00:19:30] 那敢情太亲密了

[00:19:32] 一块儿跟着胡延硕投靠的水泊梁山

[00:19:36] 多少年来出生入死

[00:19:39] 形影不离

[00:19:41] 没想到眼睁睁看着好哥们儿命丧疆场

[00:19:46] 她能不

[00:19:47] 心疼吗

[00:19:49] 那简直都发疯了

[00:19:51] 一样是催马轮刀直奔小天王

[00:19:55] 过来就是一刀

[00:19:57] 小天王用枪往外一降盘了

[00:20:00] 哎哎哎

[00:20:02] 着什么急啊

[00:20:03] 你哭什么呢

[00:20:05] 报名再战也不迟

[00:20:09] 我乃韩滔视野

[00:20:13] 哎呀

[00:20:14] 小天王把嘴一撇

[00:20:16] 今儿我倒了霉了

[00:20:17] 怎么这么不顺当

[00:20:19] 嗯

[00:20:20] 净跟一些无能之辈交手

[00:20:23] 唉

[00:20:25] 遭禁我这材料儿了

[00:20:27] 哎

[00:20:27] 你说这话谁听着不生气

[00:20:30] 韩淘气咧

[00:20:31] 没工夫跟他斗口

[00:20:33] 二次举刀往下就砍

[00:20:36] 两个人就倒在一处YY

[00:20:43] 没到十个回合

[00:20:46] 就听马木娇喊了一声

[00:20:49] 饭桶呢

[00:20:50] 在这儿扑救这疫情

[00:20:54] 挣扎到韩涛哽嗓上面

[00:20:56] 这一夏扎了个头

[00:20:58] 糖

[00:20:59] 号码一压前把一帆催你的啊

[00:21:04] 哭通

[00:21:05] 把死尸挑落马下关

[00:21:09] 胜一看

[00:21:12] 快抢救尸体

[00:21:15] 有军兵跑过去用钩杆子搭住

[00:21:19] 给捞回来呢

[00:21:20] 战马也自己跑回来

[00:21:23] 那么咱说书呢

[00:21:24] 得一字一板地讲清楚了

[00:21:27] 您呢

[00:21:27] 才能听明白

[00:21:29] 实质上

[00:21:30] 两员大将命丧疆场

[00:21:33] 连包括伸手在内没超过十分钟

[00:21:38] 两条人命

[00:21:40] 水泊梁山各位弟兄就开了锅了

[00:21:46] 可了不得

[00:21:48] 没见过这种的战场

[00:21:50] 哎哟

[00:21:51] 这小子年纪轻轻真不含糊啊

[00:21:53] 哎

[00:21:55] 正在这时

[00:21:56] 就听见有人高声喊

[00:21:58] 喝

[00:21:59] 好小子

[00:22:01] 杀人偿命

[00:22:02] 欠债还钱

[00:22:05] 某甲吧

[00:22:07] 哇凉啊

[00:22:15] 跟一阵风一样

[00:22:17] 来到两军镇

[00:22:19] 帮我介绍

[00:22:20] 您就能猜个八九

[00:22:23] 出阵者非是旁人

[00:22:24] 正是黑旋风领亏

[00:22:28] 这李逵啊

[00:22:29] 早就手心脚心都痒痒

[00:22:32] 一看人家一伸手

[00:22:34] 他心都发次呀

[00:22:36] 可轮到她的班儿

[00:22:38] 上轮反腐

[00:22:40] 来到两军镇

[00:22:41] 小灾杀人可偿命

[00:22:44] 欠债可得还钱

[00:22:46] 两条人命

[00:22:48] 我就砍你个八半拉命来招抚的

[00:22:53] 招抚的

[00:22:54] 招福

[00:22:56] 不不不

[00:22:59] 这李逵多猛啊

[00:23:01] 跟下山的猛虎相似

[00:23:04] 哎呀

[00:23:04] 小天王一看左躲右闪

[00:23:07] 这才使出全身的力量来站里亏