《Right Said Fred》歌词

[00:00:00] Right Said Fred -Four Marks Primary School

[00:00:04] Right said fred both of us together

[00:00:07] One each end and steady as we go

[00:00:11] Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it

[00:00:14] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:16] And so we had a cuppa tea and

[00:00:19] Right said fred give a shout for charlie

[00:00:21] Up comes charlie from the floor below

[00:00:25] After straining heaving and complaining

[00:00:28] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:30] And so we had a cuppa tea and charlie had a think

[00:00:34] And he thought we ought to take off all the handles

[00:00:37] And the things wot held the candles

[00:00:40] But it did no good well I never thought it would

[00:00:42] All right said fred have to take the feet off

[00:00:45] To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo

[00:00:49] Took its feet off even took the seat off

[00:00:51] Should have got us somewhere but no

[00:00:56] So fred said let's have another cuppa tea

[00:00:58] And we said right o

[00:01:04] Oh right said fred have to take the door off

[00:01:07] Need more space to shift the so and so

[00:01:12] Had bad twinges taking off the hinges

[00:01:14] And it got us nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea and

[00:01:19] Right said fred have to take the wall down

[00:01:21] That there wall is gonna have to go

[00:01:26] Took the wall down even with it all down

[00:01:28] We was getting nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea

[00:01:32] And charlie had a think and he said look fred

[00:01:35] I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling

[00:01:40] With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through

[00:01:42] All right said fred climbing up a ladder

[00:01:45] With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble

[00:01:50] Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome

[00:01:56] So charlie and me had another cuppa tea

[00:01:58] And then we went home