《第060集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 尉迟恭大战非波孙

[00:00:03] 两人话不投机

[00:00:06] 当场动手

[00:00:08] 有话则长

[00:00:09] 无话则短呢

[00:00:11] 两个人打了个势均力敌

[00:00:14] 难解难分

[00:00:16] 飞博僧一边打着按挑大指罢了

[00:00:21] 人的名

[00:00:22] 树的影

[00:00:23] 据说这尉迟恭是世之虎将

[00:00:28] 看来并不夸大其词

[00:00:31] 这尉迟公就是上了年纪了

[00:00:34] 这要倒退个十年八年的

[00:00:37] 我真不是他的对手

[00:00:39] 尽管上了年纪

[00:00:41] 马快枪击招数出众

[00:00:45] 我呀

[00:00:46] 还得格外留神

[00:00:47] 不减也得栽跟头

[00:00:51] 尉迟公呢

[00:00:52] 鞭打心里也在想事

[00:00:55] 他也起

[00:00:56] 急呀

[00:00:57] 一

[00:00:59] 悔恨自己上了岁数了

[00:01:02] 其实这种悔恨没用

[00:01:04] 大自然的规律谁能逃脱的了呢

[00:01:08] 上年纪就是上年纪了

[00:01:10] 另外

[00:01:11] 御史公呢

[00:01:11] 想起罗成来了

[00:01:13] 这罗成号称常胜将军

[00:01:17] 名副其实

[00:01:19] 那个罗成马

[00:01:20] 快枪击

[00:01:22] 那小伙

[00:01:23] 你说多利索呀

[00:01:25] 要跟飞波僧身手早解决他了

[00:01:28] 现在换成我了

[00:01:30] 怎么这个黑的就赶不上白的呢

[00:01:33] 嗯

[00:01:35] 我这心里想的

[00:01:36] 怎么手机不是使唤呢

[00:01:39] 这尉迟公性情暴烈

[00:01:42] 爱

[00:01:42] 洗澡

[00:01:43] 为了给唐氏弟兄报仇

[00:01:46] 老头子就玩了命了

[00:01:48] 这条大枪呼呼刮风

[00:01:51] 上崩下砸

[00:01:52] 里撩外

[00:01:53] 滑滑拿崩打下窝

[00:01:55] 挑盖打扎

[00:01:56] 顺着当枪

[00:01:57] 横着带把

[00:01:59] 真是风雨不透

[00:02:05] 这一加劲

[00:02:07] 非博僧吃不消了

[00:02:09] 先说

[00:02:10] O

[00:02:11] 这黑脑袋越战越勇啊

[00:02:14] 这怎么办

[00:02:16] 他这意思

[00:02:17] 一般时我赢不了他了这

[00:02:22] 哎

[00:02:22] 有了

[00:02:24] 心说话

[00:02:25] 我怎么犯傻呀

[00:02:27] 我这白发郎中带着不少暗器呢

[00:02:30] 我何不用暗器养他

[00:02:33] 我费这劲干吗

[00:02:35] 想到这儿

[00:02:36] 眼睛就一亮啊

[00:02:38] 虚晃一招

[00:02:39] 拨马便走

[00:02:41] 嘴里还说呢

[00:02:42] 呔

[00:02:44] 尉迟恭真了不起

[00:02:47] 贫僧不是你的对手

[00:02:49] 败阵

[00:02:50] 走也

[00:02:54] 奔东北方向

[00:02:57] 这尉迟公头脑一热

[00:03:00] 就没想到人家是两败

[00:03:04] 唐公的心切

[00:03:05] 报仇的心结

[00:03:07] 催马摇枪在后头是紧追不舍

[00:03:11] 眼看追了个马头碰着马尾了

[00:03:15] 他双手捻枪

[00:03:16] 刚想要扎

[00:03:18] 没想到这飞波僧冷不丁一圈这匹马停

[00:03:24] 转了个大圈

[00:03:26] 玉冲的一枪就刺空了

[00:03:29] 与此同时

[00:03:31] 费不僧把双钵交到左手

[00:03:35] 他右手在白发囊之中拽出一尊暗器

[00:03:39] 什么暗器

[00:03:41] 叫子母电光球

[00:03:45] 是子母

[00:03:46] 还有一个大的

[00:03:47] 有个小的

[00:03:49] 这电光球啊

[00:03:51] 是纯钢制造的

[00:03:53] 大的

[00:03:53] 有多大呀

[00:03:55] 就像咱一般吃的那个梨子

[00:03:58] 或者那杏

[00:04:00] 那么哒

[00:04:02] 小地有多大呢

[00:04:03] 有乒乓球大小

[00:04:07] 所以你显眼就能看出来一大一小

[00:04:10] 他扔这种东西百发百中啊

[00:04:14] 菲博僧

[00:04:15] 没事就练

[00:04:17] 今天逼的没辙了

[00:04:19] 把压箱底的招拿出来再看他把子母电光球托在掌心

[00:04:26] 手腕子一甩掌纹

[00:04:29] 因为他是一圈马

[00:04:31] 正好脸对脸

[00:04:33] 尉迟公一下扎空了

[00:04:36] 前面来个大开门

[00:04:38] 他就利用这个空隙

[00:04:40] 扔出暗器

[00:04:43] 子母球

[00:04:44] 一前一后一大个的

[00:04:47] 被尉迟公潜心砸来的

[00:04:50] 你也说

[00:04:51] 那门砸能怎么地

[00:04:54] 一两贯一斤呢

[00:04:57] 和尚有功夫甩出来

[00:05:00] 多大的冲击力

[00:05:02] 但这母球啊

[00:05:04] 正好砸在尉迟公护心镜上的

[00:05:07] 做大将的前面有护心宝镜

[00:05:10] 后头有眼心宝镜

[00:05:13] 你听这名护心镜

[00:05:15] 护心静

[00:05:16] 能护住心脏主要部位

[00:05:19] 那玩意儿也挺厚啊

[00:05:22] 所以这球专门打的上头

[00:05:25] 啪啪啪啪咣当

[00:05:28] 五球落地

[00:05:30] 玉之公没受到伤害

[00:05:32] 但是就因为

[00:05:34] 急出了一身冷汗

[00:05:36] 与此同时

[00:05:38] 那紫球起了作用

[00:05:41] 正好打在尉迟恭脑袋上头

[00:05:45] 如果尉迟恭没带着盔

[00:05:48] 就跟那和尚似的

[00:05:49] 秃脑瓜蛋

[00:05:50] 这一下

[00:05:52] 把天瓶盖能砸塌

[00:05:55] 就能给打碎了

[00:05:57] 幸亏他带着盔头

[00:05:59] 你看那五架带的盔呀

[00:06:02] 分369 等

[00:06:04] 里头有粥

[00:06:06] 咒是什么呢

[00:06:06] 就是冒调

[00:06:10] 周外头套着亏

[00:06:12] 有黄金抹勒搂海带

[00:06:15] 护住脑门和脑袋

[00:06:18] 这玩意儿在关键的时候绝对起作用

[00:06:22] 不仅脑袋上扑扑棱棱

[00:06:23] 顶那么沉的东西干什么

[00:06:26] 这小球正好砸在抹讷上头

[00:06:30] 换句话说呢

[00:06:32] 就是这个亏圈

[00:06:33] 我啪这一下

[00:06:37] 虽然说起了点作用

[00:06:39] 把尉迟元帅揍的可也不轻啊

[00:06:43] 就觉得脑袋嗡的一声

[00:06:46] 眼前金星阑珊呢

[00:06:48] 玉通在

[00:06:49] 马上一摘呗

[00:06:51] 瞧着疼痛难忍

[00:06:53] 心说不好是犬马殿头

[00:06:58] 费博僧一看

[00:07:00] 行嘞

[00:07:01] 哎呀

[00:07:02] 美中不足的事

[00:07:04] 没把他当场击毙呀

[00:07:07] 他利用尉迟公败的时候

[00:07:10] 哈腰捡起子母电

[00:07:12] 黄球晃动飞波在后头就追

[00:07:17] 他手下的兵将一看主将打了胜仗

[00:07:21] 摇旗呐喊

[00:07:22] 冲啊

[00:07:23] 冲啊

[00:07:28] 兜着唐军的屁股就杀出来了

[00:07:32] 那么唐军跑得快的

[00:07:34] 保住性命

[00:07:35] 跑得慢的做了刀下之鬼

[00:07:39] 尉迟恭率领残兵败将回归营寨

[00:07:44] 辕门关闭

[00:07:45] 开弓放箭

[00:07:48] 那么容易攻进来吗

[00:07:50] 一个地形有力

[00:07:51] 第二外头层层鹿角

[00:07:55] 一层鹿角

[00:07:56] 一层壕沟

[00:07:58] 壕沟里头趴的都是唐兵长将

[00:08:03] 这飞博僧一看

[00:08:05] 1 万师攻不进去

[00:08:07] 干脆露一个全脸收兵啊

[00:08:11] 他

[00:08:12] 他胜利收兵

[00:08:14] 他不清

[00:08:16] 尉迟恭一进辕门就从马上摔下来了

[00:08:20] 尉迟恭这一受伤

[00:08:22] 惊动了唐英

[00:08:24] 程咬金

[00:08:25] 徐懋公

[00:08:26] 大伙儿都急坏了

[00:08:29] 七手八脚把他抬进宝帐

[00:08:33] 把医官找来验商

[00:08:35] 一观一看

[00:08:36] 身上没什么伤

[00:08:37] 把盔头给去掉了

[00:08:39] 嚯

[00:08:40] 一瞅这脑门子这儿鼓起个大包来

[00:08:43] 这包啊

[00:08:45] 没有鸭蛋

[00:08:46] 大小也差不多少

[00:08:49] 脑袋都肿起来了

[00:08:51] 那么大的年纪了

[00:08:52] 能受得了吗

[00:08:53] 就像那榔头在脑袋上敲了一下一样

[00:08:57] 这也是轻微的脑震荡

[00:09:00] 尉迟元帅是痛苦难当

[00:09:03] 就觉得天旋地转

[00:09:05] 一阵阵的恶心

[00:09:07] 躺在那儿就起不来了

[00:09:09] 咱这么说吧

[00:09:11] 尉迟恭叫唤了一宿啊

[00:09:14] 到次日

[00:09:15] 伤势依然很严重

[00:09:20] 满营众将

[00:09:21] 全都束手无策呀

[00:09:24] 军心士气低落

[00:09:27] 就在这时候

[00:09:28] 那个斐波僧

[00:09:30] 而邪乎的了不得

[00:09:32] 引得胜之兵

[00:09:34] 是讨敌骂债

[00:09:36] 骂的这个难听啊

[00:09:39] 唐营是高挂免战牌

[00:09:41] 不战

[00:09:43] 对面不答应

[00:09:44] 把孩子给射掉了

[00:09:46] 开始攻击

[00:09:48] 唐军开始防御

[00:09:50] 就这么拉锯打了大半天

[00:09:54] 飞博僧没办法

[00:09:56] 服气而走

[00:09:58] 到了第二天

[00:10:00] 又引军叫阵

[00:10:02] 唐营依然高挂免战牌

[00:10:05] 不战

[00:10:06] 主将受伤

[00:10:07] 没法打呀

[00:10:09] 飞博僧一看没咒练

[00:10:11] 又退回去了

[00:10:13] 到了第三天头上

[00:10:15] 皇上

[00:10:16] 李世民率援军赶到前提

[00:10:20] 从哪来

[00:10:21] 从临潭呢

[00:10:24] 李世民不放心呢

[00:10:27] 后来得知消息了

[00:10:29] 听说大元帅负伤了

[00:10:32] 唐氏弟兄阵亡啊

[00:10:34] 李世民掉了几点眼泪呀

[00:10:37] 故此

[00:10:38] 带领亲兵卫队

[00:10:40] 率生力军1 万来到前敌

[00:10:44] 徐茂公、程咬金等人接驾

[00:10:47] 把皇上接进大帐之中

[00:10:51] 李世民连气儿都没喘

[00:10:53] 先要看望老元帅

[00:10:55] 好

[00:10:56] 一看尉迟公脑袋肿

[00:10:57] 那么大个眼睛

[00:10:58] 都封了喉了

[00:11:00] 他详细了解了受伤的情况

[00:11:03] 然后是一筹莫展

[00:11:05] 长吁短叹

[00:11:08] 咱这么说

[00:11:10] 李世民到前敌的第二天

[00:11:13] 飞魔僧又领兵讨敌大阵

[00:11:17] 这回非常凶啊

[00:11:20] 把唐营的祖宗都骂出来了

[00:11:23] 如果再不开兵见仗

[00:11:26] 他要一鼓作气踏平唐营

[00:11:31] 李世民十分恼火呀

[00:11:33] 哎

[00:11:34] 如果是这样

[00:11:37] 朕会他一会

[00:11:40] 大伙一听是什么

[00:11:42] 皇上要亲自出马

[00:11:44] 可见皇上心里着急呀

[00:11:48] 满营众将

[00:11:49] 你看看我

[00:11:50] 我看看你

[00:11:52] 能让皇上出去冒险吗

[00:11:55] 可是竹兰吧

[00:11:56] 自己本身又没那么大的能耐

[00:11:59] 这怎么办

[00:12:01] 居然是徐茂公说话

[00:12:05] 注一下

[00:12:06] 你何必这么大的肝火呢

[00:12:10] 要等您出题

[00:12:12] 那不成了笑话了吗

[00:12:15] 希望你先晚安

[00:12:17] 少坐

[00:12:19] 不要着急爱情

[00:12:22] 你看对方讨爹骂阵

[00:12:25] 你我不闻不问

[00:12:28] 这岂不被他人耻笑

[00:12:30] 要有我

[00:12:31] 那罗爱卿活着

[00:12:33] 何至于如此

[00:12:36] 皇上说到这儿挺伤心

[00:12:38] 想起罗成来了

[00:12:41] 眼泪掉下来

[00:12:43] 众将在两旁站着

[00:12:45] 无不羞愧

[00:12:48] 真是这么个理儿

[00:12:50] 诶不说罗成叫罗焕在这也行

[00:12:55] 你们说罗焕那么大能力

[00:12:56] 怎么没来

[00:12:57] 没来

[00:12:59] 罗范呢

[00:13:00] 要给罗成守孝三年

[00:13:03] 刘的经理没来

[00:13:05] 要看眼前这个形势

[00:13:07] 还真得把他调到前敌

[00:13:09] 您别忘了

[00:13:10] 远水不解近渴呀

[00:13:14] 那么目前的事怎么办

[00:13:17] 还有一个指望

[00:13:18] 指望侯君集

[00:13:20] 但是侯君集接到旨意还没到

[00:13:24] 皇上能不起急吗

[00:13:28] 徐懋公说了

[00:13:30] 陛下

[00:13:31] 您不必犯难

[00:13:33] 要解燃眉之急

[00:13:36] 微臣倒有一良策哦

[00:13:38] 军师有话请讲

[00:13:42] 我们这块有个最有能力的人

[00:13:44] 你怎么没想到咱们这个人出题肯定能胜得了非波僧啊

[00:13:51] 是吗

[00:13:54] 李世民惊呆半晌

[00:13:56] 哎呀

[00:13:57] 我脑筋坏了

[00:13:58] 我

[00:13:58] 我怎么就没想到呢

[00:14:00] 徐爱卿

[00:14:01] 快说

[00:14:02] 他是何人

[00:14:05] 这个人远在天边

[00:14:07] 近在眼前呢

[00:14:09] 要想胜非博僧

[00:14:11] 非我四弟程咬金不可

[00:14:16] 老程就在旁边坐着呢

[00:14:18] 一听啊

[00:14:18] 嘣儿一下蹦起多高来

[00:14:20] 我牛鼻子老大

[00:14:23] 我说

[00:14:23] 咱俩这一辈子就不对眼

[00:14:25] 你

[00:14:26] 你怎么拿我开玩笑啊

[00:14:28] 嗯

[00:14:29] 我要有那两下子

[00:14:31] 我何至于闭门不出啊

[00:14:34] 你

[00:14:34] 你皇上别听他的

[00:14:36] 他是满嘴喷粪

[00:14:39] 皇上噗嗤一声

[00:14:41] 笑出来了

[00:14:42] 真是苦中作乐呀

[00:14:45] 心说啊

[00:14:46] 怎么徐懋公还开玩笑

[00:14:48] 你这何苦来的

[00:14:50] 老君

[00:14:50] 老臣不便翻脸

[00:14:53] 他就问

[00:14:54] 就是

[00:14:56] 您不是愁的发疯了吧

[00:14:59] 开这种玩笑有必要吗

[00:15:01] 主公

[00:15:03] 我不是开玩笑

[00:15:05] 我说的是金石良言呐

[00:15:09] 非我四弟不可呀

[00:15:11] 我

[00:15:12] 我牛逼了

[00:15:12] 你再说我跟你玩命

[00:15:14] 我这条老命我不要了

[00:15:16] 哎

[00:15:16] 四弟

[00:15:18] 你先坐下

[00:15:19] 你听我跟皇上说一说

[00:15:23] B 项

[00:15:25] 您不要忽视了我四弟呀

[00:15:27] 虽然他老了

[00:15:29] 他尚有余力呀

[00:15:32] 说他想当初的事儿

[00:15:34] 走马取金蹄

[00:15:36] 三斧子定瓦缸

[00:15:38] 探地穴

[00:15:39] 拜大旗

[00:15:41] 做了混世魔王

[00:15:42] 大德天子

[00:15:44] 他这一生的所有的事情

[00:15:47] 我全都掌握

[00:15:49] 他大帐

[00:15:50] 小帐

[00:15:51] 经历过3471 次

[00:15:56] 就是大量

[00:15:58] 他参加过200余次

[00:16:01] 这小账

[00:16:02] 多如牛毛

[00:16:04] 他打胜仗一共是291 次

[00:16:08] 救驾九次

[00:16:11] 明白了吗

[00:16:12] 在万马营中

[00:16:14] 旁人办不了的事

[00:16:16] 他办得了

[00:16:18] 旁人做不出的事情

[00:16:20] 他做的出

[00:16:21] 光救您救了几回

[00:16:24] 想当初

[00:16:25] 斧劈老君堂

[00:16:27] 跟林微仇作对

[00:16:29] 后来建立了君臣的感情

[00:16:31] 他是舍死忘生救您呢

[00:16:34] 李世民点点头

[00:16:35] 是他远的不说

[00:16:37] 就说现在

[00:16:39] 程咬金足智多谋啊

[00:16:42] 不光说能耐大

[00:16:44] 鬼点子极多

[00:16:46] 那是够个帅才

[00:16:48] 小小的一个菲波僧

[00:16:50] 怎么能跟我四弟比呀

[00:16:53] 现在他这个人呢

[00:16:54] 老了

[00:16:56] 学的非常谦虚

[00:16:58] 谨慎

[00:16:59] 跟当初那时候不同啊

[00:17:02] 食指

[00:17:02] 他要卖卖老

[00:17:04] 谁也不行

[00:17:06] 就是罗成活着

[00:17:08] 也比不了我四弟

[00:17:11] 这徐懋公这一说不要紧

[00:17:13] 程亮金听完了舒服没

[00:17:16] 大肚子越舔越大

[00:17:19] 腰板越拔越直

[00:17:21] 听见还入了迷呢

[00:17:23] 不住的点头

[00:17:25] 嗯嗯

[00:17:25] 那倒是

[00:17:27] 对

[00:17:27] 是有这么回事

[00:17:28] 那当然了

[00:17:30] 嘿

[00:17:31] 他美的出鼻涕泡了

[00:17:33] 徐懋公说完了

[00:17:35] 你才说

[00:17:35] 四弟啊

[00:17:36] 我说的对不对

[00:17:38] 一点不错

[00:17:39] 三哥

[00:17:40] 你脑筋真好

[00:17:41] 我露脸那些事儿

[00:17:43] 你全记着呢

[00:17:44] 当然

[00:17:44] 我记着呢

[00:17:46] 4 D 啊

[00:17:47] 你说这秃驴算什么

[00:17:50] 无名少姓的一个非波僧

[00:17:53] 能把咱真中

[00:17:55] 他镇得住谁

[00:17:56] 能镇得住你吗

[00:18:00] 如果你愿意的话

[00:18:01] 领一支精兵

[00:18:03] 跟他比划比划

[00:18:04] 我包你准打胜仗是吗

[00:18:08] 三哥

[00:18:09] 我觉着也差不多少

[00:18:12] 那皇上您别发愁了

[00:18:15] 那我就出去试吧

[00:18:16] 试吧

[00:18:17] 也可能我三哥说的对

[00:18:19] 到那儿我把他秃头给他拎回来

[00:18:22] 皇上点头好吧

[00:18:25] 老爱卿啊

[00:18:26] 老当益壮

[00:18:28] 我全仰仗着你的

[00:18:30] 徐茂公传令给程咬金

[00:18:33] 精兵3000上将四员

[00:18:37] 让老郑出战

[00:18:39] 再看程咬金

[00:18:40] 美

[00:18:43] 晃了大草包肚子

[00:18:45] 在辕门外上马抄斧子

[00:18:47] 炮响三声

[00:18:49] 大开辕门就杀出连营

[00:18:54] 你看贼精八怪的程咬金

[00:18:57] 上了军师的当了

[00:19:00] 等他走了

[00:19:01] 李世民这才问徐茂公

[00:19:04] 军师

[00:19:05] 您说的是真的

[00:19:06] 我说的是真的

[00:19:09] 程咬金能打胜仗

[00:19:10] 哈哈

[00:19:12] 主公啊

[00:19:14] 你就把这活儿交给他

[00:19:17] 我四弟就这么个人

[00:19:19] 诶

[00:19:20] 你没看刚才我紧捧他吗

[00:19:21] 一捧他他来了精神头了

[00:19:25] 他这人鬼点子极多

[00:19:28] 他实在不行

[00:19:29] 他能冒坏水儿

[00:19:31] 怎么也能抵挡一阵

[00:19:33] 这叫缓兵之计呀

[00:19:36] 我们好等待援兵

[00:19:39] 不管谁来了

[00:19:41] 诶对我们都是最大的支持哦

[00:19:44] 原来如此

[00:19:45] 但我不放心呐

[00:19:48] 倘若程咬金要有个三长两短

[00:19:52] 朕不安心呢

[00:19:55] 陛下只管放心

[00:19:57] 如果您觉着心里不托底

[00:19:59] 我们可以给他鼓劲

[00:20:01] 我们可以亮队

[00:20:03] 给他官笛

[00:20:04] 嗯

[00:20:05] 这倒是上策

[00:20:07] 外边列队

[00:20:10] 皇上带着御林军满营中将

[00:20:14] 亲自督战

[00:20:16] 干什么

[00:20:16] 给老程助威

[00:20:18] 且说程咬金

[00:20:20] 带着3000飞虎军

[00:20:22] 裂开奇门

[00:20:24] 来回飞拨僧

[00:20:27] 肥沃僧讨敌骂阵

[00:20:29] 累的是口干舌燥啊

[00:20:32] 他就准备跟唐军决一死战

[00:20:35] 他等着等着一看

[00:20:36] 哎哟

[00:20:37] 真出来了

[00:20:38] 往正中一看

[00:20:40] 是挺大肚子

[00:20:41] 一冷头

[00:20:42] 手臂托着大斧子

[00:20:44] 这莫非他就是程咬金

[00:20:48] 嘿

[00:20:48] 这个泄气劲儿就别提了

[00:20:51] 等马打对头

[00:20:53] 飞博僧这才说话

[00:20:55] 弥陀佛

[00:20:58] 对面的老者

[00:20:59] 你是程咬金吗

[00:21:01] 嘿嘿

[00:21:03] 行行行行

[00:21:05] 你还认出我老人家来了

[00:21:07] 在你面前的正是你爷爷程咬金呢

[00:21:12] 啊呸

[00:21:13] 你少找我的

[00:21:15] 便宜

[00:21:16] 车压金呢

[00:21:18] 难道你还跟我比划比划吗

[00:21:22] 你没想到你配吗

[00:21:24] 哎

[00:21:25] 我说费博生

[00:21:26] 你这小子

[00:21:27] 说话真不怕风大扇了舌头

[00:21:30] 我配

[00:21:33] 你问问你配不配

[00:21:36] 为什么我没伸手啊

[00:21:38] 因为你是个臭狗屎

[00:21:40] 我穿新鞋

[00:21:42] 不能踩狗屎

[00:21:44] 好汉不跟狗熊斗

[00:21:47] 所以我才没伸手

[00:21:49] 我一瞅

[00:21:50] 你太不像话了

[00:21:51] 你太猖狂了

[00:21:53] 今天出来

[00:21:54] 我教训教训你

[00:21:55] 一服务部

[00:21:57] 我让你知道知道

[00:21:59] 鲁国公程咬金有多么厉害

[00:22:04] 把和尚气的鼻子都歪了

[00:22:06] 好好好

[00:22:07] 程小姐

[00:22:08] 那我就成全你

[00:22:10] 生有处死有地

[00:22:12] 活该你死在我的钵下呀

[00:22:15] 你伸手吧

[00:22:15] 王昭

[00:22:17] 妈

[00:22:17] 你这着什么急呀

[00:22:20] 打仗这东西

[00:22:21] 讲的是心平气和

[00:22:24] 你师傅就这么告诉你的吗

[00:22:26] 嗯

[00:22:28] 咱把话都说清楚

[00:22:30] 费不僧

[00:22:31] 咱俩打得有个名堂

[00:22:34] 你说吧

[00:22:35] 什么名堂

[00:22:37] 输了怎么地

[00:22:38] 胜了怎么的

[00:22:40] 能瞎打一切吗

[00:22:42] 那你说你怎么的

[00:22:44] 费博生

[00:22:45] 敢跟我打赌不

[00:22:47] 你要把我老人家给赢了

[00:22:50] 别看我胡子都白了

[00:22:52] 我下马

[00:22:53] 跪在你的马前

[00:22:55] 恭恭敬敬给你磕仨头

[00:22:57] 拜你为师

[00:22:59] 那你要不是我的对手

[00:23:01] 你怎么办

[00:23:03] 弥陀佛

[00:23:06] 程咬金

[00:23:06] 我要不是你的对手

[00:23:08] 就拜你为师