《贫僧法号方文,不是方丈!》歌词

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[00:00:19] 这还记得我刚高中报到的时候吧
[00:00:21] 你刚一军校呢
[00:00:22] 老师就点名啊
[00:00:23] 喊了几声说
[00:00:24] 方丈
[00:00:25] 方丈也没有人答应啊
[00:00:27] 老师就急了
[00:00:28] 大声喊道
[00:00:29] 到底谁是
[00:00:30] 方丈啊啊
[00:00:31] 这个时候呢
[00:00:32] 从角落里幽幽的传来了一个声音
[00:00:34] 施主
[00:00:35] 贫僧法号方文
[00:00:37] 不是方丈
[00:00:43] 就算烂了也出的桥牌技艺
[00:00:49] 这前段时间吧
[00:00:50] 我呢
[00:00:50] 找了一名大夫啊
[00:00:51] 把脉之后呢
[00:00:52] 建议我多运动
[00:00:54] 不要喝饮料
[00:00:54] 多喝白开水
[00:00:55] 不要喝酒
[00:00:56] 必须戒酒
[00:00:57] 出门啊得不行
[00:00:59] 不要在外面吃饭
[00:01:00] 尽量的吃素
[00:01:01] 少吃肉类和海鲜
[00:01:03] 我点了点头啊
[00:01:04] 我就问他
[00:01:04] 我说医生啊
[00:01:05] 这是啥毛病啊
[00:01:07] 哎
[00:01:07] 医生说收入太低
[00:01:09] 压力太大
[00:01:10] 不适合消费啊
[00:01:11] 你这一花钱就上火
[00:01:15] 与你相遇
[00:01:18] 偶我们以前小的时候吧
[00:01:24] 鬼点子呢特别多啊
[00:01:26] 当时呢
[00:01:27] 我们班上五个女生啊
[00:01:29] 每人穿了20 朵玫瑰花
[00:01:30] 一起去某个大学的门口啊
[00:01:32] 卖花一元一朵啊
[00:01:34] 大家呢都卖完了
[00:01:35] 只有我们班的班花呢同学还剩下十多朵花呀
[00:01:38] 我们正想安慰他
[00:01:39] 他就哭诉说好多哥哥买了她的花又送给她
[00:01:43] 害得她又重新买
[00:01:45] 还掏出了一大把的零钱
[00:01:50] 是世界的季节里已经的偷偷的带着凉意
[00:02:00] 有一个朋友呢跟我说啊
[00:02:01] 刚查出了肾结石
[00:02:03] 我立马就联系了一家黑医院卖个肾
[00:02:07] 不仅得到了iphone X
[00:02:08] 还省了一笔手术费
[00:02:09] 真佩服我自己
[00:02:11] 我就在想
[00:02:12] 你是不是把那个好的肾给捐了
[00:02:14] 那个有结石的肾还留在身上呢
[00:02:21] 一个暧昧才特别的拒绝
[00:02:26] 还记得你这头几天晚上把手机呢
[00:02:30] 突然想了呀
[00:02:31] 一看
[00:02:31] 啊
[00:02:31] 是我一个朋友打过来的
[00:02:33] 我就立马签了啊
[00:02:34] 电话那头呢
[00:02:34] 他就说
[00:02:35] 啊喂
[00:02:35] 兄弟
[00:02:36] 我们这儿有一个工程项目
[00:02:37] 我负责招标
[00:02:38] 分四个标段同时施工啊
[00:02:41] 由于感光器啊
[00:02:42] 可以直接进场施工
[00:02:43] 目前呢
[00:02:44] 还有一个段标
[00:02:45] 你要不要考虑做一下
[00:02:46] 哎
[00:02:47] 我就比较激动
[00:02:47] 我说什么工程好不好
[00:02:49] 收款
[00:02:50] 电话那头他说好
[00:02:51] 收款不垫资啊
[00:02:52] 现场结算
[00:02:53] 我欣喜若狂
[00:02:55] 我说那我现在就和来跟你谈
[00:02:57] 我放下电话呢
[00:02:58] 就按照约定的地点去了
[00:02:59] 我一走进屋
[00:03:01] 打麻将
[00:03:02] 三缺一
[00:03:07] 我天蝎的海域
[00:03:10] Ou er
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