《Can’t Get a Tan》歌词

[00:00:01] Can't Get A Tan - Surf Punks

[00:00:11] I I can't get a tan

[00:00:14] I'm not a man

[00:00:16] Even though I drive a van

[00:00:19] Still can't get a tan

[00:00:24] I've used cocoa butter tanning oil even ultra-ban

[00:00:26] Sunlamps microwave General Electric's greatest fan

[00:00:30] Can't get a tan etc

[00:00:38] Girls like guys with dark Hawaiian skin

[00:00:40] Hey pass the Crisco I'll do anything to win

[00:00:47] Oh what a drag I look like a fag

[00:00:49] I can't get any girls even though I have hot curls

[00:00:54] I just can't get a tan

[00:00:57] Mommy was a stripper

[00:00:58] Daddy was a jerk

[00:01:00] Do you know what time it is

[00:01:01] Oh I'm late for work

[00:01:04] Oh I just gotta get that tan

[00:01:09] I'm just here for the chicks

[00:01:11] That's why I want that tan

[00:01:12] I'm running out of licks

[00:01:13] Frying in this pan - sssss

[00:01:17] Don't tell me that I'm white

[00:01:19] I know you're tan as toast

[00:01:20] Let's turn off the lights

[00:01:21] Now do I still look like a ghost

[00:01:26] I just can't get a tan etc

[00:01:42] He's so stupid why doesn't he stop to think

[00:01:44] He might as well forget it he's just turning pink

[00:01:46] Haven't we met before

[00:01:47] Oh god what a line

[00:01:49] Just forget about that tan

[00:01:50] Gotta get back to the mine