《I Lost On Jeopardy》歌词

[00:00:01] I Lost On Jeopardy - Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00:08] Oh-oh-oh-oh

[00:00:20] I was there to match my intellect on national TV

[00:00:28] Against a plumber oh and an architect both with a PhD

[00:00:37] I was tense I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night

[00:00:45] Art Fleming gave the answers

[00:00:50] Oh but I couldn't get the questions right -ight -ight

[00:00:54] I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

[00:01:02] I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

[00:01:11] Well I knew I was in trouble now

[00:01:16] My hope of winning sank

[00:01:19] Oh 'cause I got the Daily Double now

[00:01:24] And then my mind went blank

[00:01:28] I took Potpourri for one hundred

[00:01:32] And then my head started to spin

[00:01:36] Well I'm givin' up Don Pardo

[00:01:41] Just tell me now what I didn't win yeah yeah

[00:01:45] I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

[00:01:53] I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

[00:02:03] That's right Al--You lost

[00:02:06] And let me tell you what you didn't win:

[00:02:09] A twenty colume

[00:02:09] Set of the Encyclopedia International

[00:02:10] A case of Turtle Wax

[00:02:11] And a yeard's supply of Rice-A-Roni

[00:02:13] the San Francisco Treat But that's not all

[00:02:17] You also made yourself look like a jerk

[00:02:20] In front of millions of people

[00:02:21] You brought shame and disgrace to your family name

[00:02:24] For generations to come

[00:02:25] You don't get to come back tomorrow

[00:02:27] You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game

[00:02:32] You're a complete loser

[00:02:36] Don't know what I was thinkin' of

[00:02:40] I guess I just wasn't too bright

[00:02:44] Well I sure hope I do better

[00:02:48] Next weekend on The Price Is Right -ight -ight

[00:02:53] I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

[00:03:01] I lost on Jeopardy baby (oooh)

[00:03:10] I lost on Jeopardy baby