《《混世魔王程咬金》第54回》歌词

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[00:00:00] 八马将新文礼追杀程咬金

[00:00:04] 程咬金被追得上天无路入地无门

[00:00:09] 把斧子也当法宝扔了

[00:00:13] 马镫也甩了

[00:00:16] 正在走投无路

[00:00:17] 前面是树林

[00:00:19] 他可就进了树林了

[00:00:21] 来到树林当中一看

[00:00:23] 里边有一个人在练功

[00:00:27] 这个人呢

[00:00:28] 拿了一对垂很特殊锤饰圆形的或者缠胡闹

[00:00:34] 而唯独他这个锤上安了两个脚待机久的锤

[00:00:40] 说明这个人力气大

[00:00:43] 战马也特殊

[00:00:45] 黄毛带白圈

[00:00:48] 扑通扑通正杂树桩子

[00:00:52] 程咬金喊了一嗓子

[00:00:54] 这个人一愣

[00:00:55] 收双锤

[00:00:57] 抬头一看

[00:00:58] 两个人四个眼球吧

[00:01:01] 就碰到一块儿了

[00:01:03] 程咬金一看

[00:01:04] 这个人年纪在20 上下岁

[00:01:08] 这张脸长得太漂亮

[00:01:10] 跟银娃娃一样

[00:01:12] 跟人参娃娃相同

[00:01:14] 白白嫩嫩

[00:01:16] 两道重眉

[00:01:17] 一对大豹的眼睛

[00:01:19] 还是双眼皮儿

[00:01:20] 骨鼻梁四方嘴

[00:01:23] 浑身穿白戴素

[00:01:27] 嗯

[00:01:28] 他谁不这么熟啊

[00:01:30] 这个人看程咬金忽闪忽闪闪身长眼睛

[00:01:36] 毛儿也愣了

[00:01:38] 是你

[00:01:39] 哎

[00:01:40] 你是不是程咬金啊

[00:01:44] 哎哟我的姐夫哎

[00:01:46] 我给你磕头了

[00:01:48] 扔双垂下了马跪倒给程咬金磕头

[00:01:53] 程咬金一看

[00:01:54] 乐了

[00:01:55] 嘿嘿

[00:01:56] 我捡个小舅子

[00:01:58] 他也下了

[00:01:59] 战马你谁呀

[00:02:00] 哎呀

[00:02:01] 姐夫

[00:02:02] 我不是裴元庆骂啊

[00:02:06] 你是3D 啊

[00:02:09] 哎呀

[00:02:10] 3D 啊

[00:02:12] 你怎么到这儿了

[00:02:13] 你可把你姐姐你父亲我那老丈人想死了

[00:02:20] 姐夫啊

[00:02:21] 说起来一言难尽

[00:02:25] 裴元庆怎么上这儿了

[00:02:28] 此地不是别的地方

[00:02:30] 正是裴元庆的老家龙虎庄

[00:02:34] 原来三公子裴元庆在四平山被李元霸三锤几走

[00:02:41] 心里不服气

[00:02:43] 心想李元霸

[00:02:45] 你不够汉子子说好的咱们文打一对三锤你打我三锤

[00:02:53] 我打你三锤

[00:02:54] 你先发我

[00:02:55] 你明着是三锤

[00:02:57] 实际你是四锤五锤好

[00:03:01] 咱们后会有期

[00:03:03] 他没有回营盘

[00:03:05] 因为他太狂太傲

[00:03:07] 总觉得没脸见人

[00:03:09] 直接就回到老家龙虎庄

[00:03:12] 每天呢

[00:03:14] 他练锤

[00:03:15] 另外

[00:03:15] 派家里人出去给我买好马啊

[00:03:19] 花多少钱不要紧

[00:03:21] 我这匹白马光漂亮

[00:03:25] 不行

[00:03:26] 体力不行

[00:03:27] 美好

[00:03:28] 一晃又好多天

[00:03:30] 这天有人来报三公子

[00:03:33] 外边来了个出家的和尚

[00:03:36] 要见你

[00:03:38] 裴元庆霞和尚见我

[00:03:41] 我这和尚干嘛呀

[00:03:42] 不认识啊这

[00:03:45] 我不见a

[00:03:47] 人家指名点姓找您

[00:03:50] 他的岁数挺大

[00:03:52] 好

[00:03:52] 爸

[00:03:53] 有请

[00:03:55] 说着

[00:03:57] 家人出去不大工夫

[00:03:59] 从外边儿领了一位老僧人

[00:04:02] 裴元庆一看

[00:04:04] 肃然起敬

[00:04:07] 老合身

[00:04:08] 虽然七旬有余

[00:04:10] 皱纹堆垒

[00:04:12] 精神百倍

[00:04:14] 四方大脸

[00:04:15] 慈眉善目

[00:04:16] 二目炯炯有神

[00:04:17] 鼻直口阔大而有轮棵

[00:04:21] 下一步银须胸前飘洒

[00:04:25] 一身灰色僧衣

[00:04:28] 下边清中医

[00:04:29] 一双白袜僧鞋

[00:04:32] 平底深高级无耻

[00:04:35] 开卖那么大岁数

[00:04:37] 腰板儿不塌背不驼

[00:04:41] 裴元庆不敢怠慢

[00:04:43] 急忙施礼

[00:04:45] 老师父在上

[00:04:47] 晚辈裴元庆有理

[00:04:50] 老和尚手里俨然微微一笑

[00:04:54] 弥陀佛、裴三公子免礼

[00:04:58] 贫僧久闻你少年英雄未曾拜识

[00:05:02] 今日一见

[00:05:03] 果然名不虚传呐

[00:05:06] 哈哈哈

[00:05:08] 老人家

[00:05:09] 请坐

[00:05:11] 有人搬过椅子让老和尚座下

[00:05:14] 有命人献上茶来

[00:05:17] 茶罢搁盏

[00:05:19] 老和尚看了看地下内对梅花亮银锤三公子啊

[00:05:25] 这是你用的军人吗

[00:05:27] 不错

[00:05:28] 正是我用内对梅花亮银锤

[00:05:32] 老和尚摇摇头三公子

[00:05:35] 我说话不怕

[00:05:37] 你不爱听啊

[00:05:40] 听说你兴高气傲锤法惊奇

[00:05:44] 看这除以分龄不够啊

[00:05:48] 裴元庆脸腾就红了

[00:05:50] 心想

[00:05:50] 老和尚

[00:05:52] 我的力气

[00:05:53] 我这对锤不敢说

[00:05:56] 天下无敌

[00:05:57] 你还说分量不够还使多大呀

[00:06:02] 老和人说

[00:06:04] 你练一练

[00:06:05] 我看一看好

[00:06:07] 裴元庆不服气

[00:06:10] 他和和尚来到后院

[00:06:11] 儿提双锤拉开了架势

[00:06:15] 练起了大锤

[00:06:17] 只见这对双锤

[00:06:18] 呜呜呜

[00:06:20] 是挂动风声啊

[00:06:23] 刷刷刷练完了

[00:06:25] 往地下一放

[00:06:27] 请老人家指教

[00:06:32] 老魂说

[00:06:32] 三公子

[00:06:34] 我看着垂昭不怎么样

[00:06:37] 贫僧不才也曾练过吹法

[00:06:40] 我练一趟秦迷之教

[00:06:44] 不敢当

[00:06:45] 你别看裴元庆说不敢当

[00:06:48] 心想

[00:06:48] 老和尚你这么大岁数已经人老气衰

[00:06:53] 体力不佳

[00:06:54] 我这锤你能嚼起来就不含糊

[00:06:58] 哪知道老和尚

[00:07:00] 稍晚秀面

[00:07:02] 把前边的声音

[00:07:04] 一鸡儿

[00:07:05] 捏了捏一哈一把

[00:07:08] 这双锤捡起来

[00:07:10] 刷ELA 阵势

[00:07:12] 举火烧天式双重链起来

[00:07:16] 老和尚练的是36 招娣沙锤

[00:07:20] 油炼了72 路

[00:07:21] 翻天锤招

[00:07:24] 开始一招一式

[00:07:26] 裴元庆看得清清楚楚

[00:07:28] 当老人家着锤

[00:07:30] 刷刷刷

[00:07:32] 快乐起来

[00:07:33] 只见吹光不见人

[00:07:35] 就看老和尚在中间滴溜溜直转

[00:07:38] 周围全是吹

[00:07:40] 包括裴元庆看得目瞪口呆

[00:07:43] 老和尚练吧

[00:07:45] 收招把锤往地下一放

[00:07:48] 气不长出面不改色

[00:07:52] 裴元庆**瞠目结舌

[00:07:57] 这才明白

[00:07:58] 遇见高人了

[00:08:00] 哎呀

[00:08:01] 这是人外有人

[00:08:02] 天外有天

[00:08:04] 我裴元庆不知道好歹呀

[00:08:08] 我输在李渊罢手

[00:08:11] 我觉得冤不冤

[00:08:13] 我要碰见这个老和尚

[00:08:16] 十个裴元庆

[00:08:17] 我也死了

[00:08:19] 想到这杨高贵如普通

[00:08:23] 跪在地下

[00:08:25] 老师父在上

[00:08:27] 弟子裴元庆给您磕头了

[00:08:30] 老和尚哈哈一笑

[00:08:32] 双手扶培元气起来不

[00:08:37] 师傅

[00:08:39] 您如此武功

[00:08:41] 惊其神理过人

[00:08:43] 是世外高人

[00:08:45] 我想跟您学

[00:08:47] 拜您为师

[00:08:49] 您要教我

[00:08:50] 我就站起来

[00:08:52] 你要不教我不起来了

[00:08:55] 你走哪儿

[00:08:56] 我跟到哪

[00:08:58] 我跪个钉遭木烂

[00:09:01] 老和人说

[00:09:03] 你不用跟着我

[00:09:05] 我主动找上门来

[00:09:07] 就是想教你

[00:09:09] 你虽然狂傲些

[00:09:12] 但是

[00:09:14] 为人要正直

[00:09:17] 那么老人家

[00:09:19] 您的法号怎么称呼

[00:09:21] 在哪座仙山修行啊

[00:09:25] 老和尚打了个嗨声

[00:09:27] 眼圈发红

[00:09:30] 哎

[00:09:30] 一言难尽

[00:09:32] 裴元庆啊

[00:09:34] 实不相瞒

[00:09:35] 我不是别人

[00:09:36] 那乃是隋朝曹州大帅丁艳萍

[00:09:43] 因为杨广无道退居在家

[00:09:46] 当初靠山王杨林攻打你的姐夫程咬金的瓦刚山摆下长蛇阵

[00:09:54] 请我做阵胆

[00:09:55] 不想在阵中碰上我的义子北平王罗艺之子小罗成

[00:10:02] 是我教他的

[00:10:03] 单枪破双枪

[00:10:05] 他就用单枪破了

[00:10:08] 我的双枪

[00:10:11] 哎

[00:10:12] 我不怪罗成

[00:10:14] 只怪自己不该出山呢

[00:10:16] 为此我疯了

[00:10:18] 双枪倒在百花山三教寺做了主持僧人

[00:10:25] 我把在苏家的家产变卖了

[00:10:29] 见了三焦四

[00:10:32] 我的法号云龙生

[00:10:35] 又听说你和李元霸交手含冤受屈

[00:10:42] 打了败仗

[00:10:43] 回到家乡

[00:10:45] 贫僧这才前来

[00:10:47] 有一教你练锤

[00:10:49] 好在以后和李元霸相逢

[00:10:53] 见面已见高低

[00:10:57] 要不说呢

[00:10:58] 练武之人都有癖

[00:11:01] 丁艳萍

[00:11:02] 你教罗成罗成反目

[00:11:05] 破了你的双枪

[00:11:08] 你就当和尚吧

[00:11:09] 嗯

[00:11:10] 不爱财呀

[00:11:12] 更主要

[00:11:14] 自己的本事

[00:11:15] 不愿意带到棺材里

[00:11:17] 要传给后人

[00:11:18] 更主要丁艳萍知道大隋朝完了

[00:11:26] 裴元庆听说这个和尚乃是双枪

[00:11:28] 将丁彦平心中大喜

[00:11:31] 当时刘老和尚住在家中

[00:11:35] 百般恭敬

[00:11:38] 第二天跟云龙桑奇学锤法

[00:11:43] 裴元庆原本就是锤在学垂学的太快了

[00:11:48] 不出半个月就把36 招娣沙锤72 是翻天锤全学会了不过

[00:11:58] 使得不熟练还得练

[00:12:01] 这天

[00:12:02] 云龙僧吃罢早饭说道

[00:12:05] 托儿啊

[00:12:07] 你的梅花亮银锤多中一只啊啊

[00:12:11] 80 斤一只

[00:12:14] 你坐骑T 恤

[00:12:16] 狱狮子怎么样

[00:12:19] 陈元卿听到这儿

[00:12:21] 眼泪都下来恩施啊

[00:12:23] 我丢人现眼

[00:12:26] 败给李元霸

[00:12:27] 就是我那匹马不行

[00:12:30] 我那马好看不中用啊

[00:12:34] 我和李元霸四平山对锤内匹马

[00:12:39] 把腰坏了

[00:12:40] 不能上阵

[00:12:42] 徒儿不必难过

[00:12:44] 为师已在百花山三教寺为你准备了一对龙头锤

[00:12:50] 还有一匹宝马良驹

[00:12:52] 别看不如你那匹马漂亮好看

[00:12:56] 可是中庸

[00:12:58] 你随为师走上一趟

[00:13:02] 陪安庆非常高兴

[00:13:05] 就这样带了盘缠

[00:13:07] 准备两匹马和生意劈他一匹

[00:13:10] 骑马直奔百花山三教寺

[00:13:14] 来到山上四中

[00:13:16] 云龙僧拿出一堆锤

[00:13:18] 这个锤跟别的锤不一样

[00:13:20] 在锤的前边儿有一只鸡九

[00:13:25] 炊饼上

[00:13:26] 有个铁环

[00:13:28] 挂铁环

[00:13:29] 这还干嘛用呢

[00:13:31] 是挂链子可以当飞吹时打出手的就厉害了

[00:13:36] 又拿出一条三丈六尺长的链子

[00:13:41] 三丈多长的链子是彩五金之精所打造

[00:13:45] 外边用饮水所妒

[00:13:48] 锃明瓦亮

[00:13:51] 都交给了裴元庆

[00:13:53] 又教她用飞锤的使法

[00:13:57] 小和尚牵了一匹马

[00:13:59] 这匹马不太高大

[00:14:01] 有一丈高

[00:14:03] 浑身是黄色

[00:14:04] 马毛有一圈一圈的白圈圈

[00:14:08] 这匹马叫

[00:14:10] 斑点伽打虎

[00:14:13] 徒儿啊

[00:14:15] 这匹马叫斑点

[00:14:16] 噶打虎

[00:14:17] 这对龙头锤每只140 斤

[00:14:22] 你还得练

[00:14:23] 不然你使不了这匹马日行1000夜走800米

[00:14:27] 有了它就天下无双了

[00:14:31] 培元清得了唇釉

[00:14:33] 德玛欢天喜地啊千恩万谢

[00:14:37] 云龙桑说

[00:14:39] 元清啊

[00:14:40] 你有了马

[00:14:42] 有了兵且如虎添翼

[00:14:45] 你饱尝有劲

[00:14:47] 你可要把路走好

[00:14:50] 对得起微湿啊

[00:14:53] 你放心

[00:14:54] 师傅

[00:14:56] 我不会给你丢名

[00:14:59] 命叫名在

[00:15:00] 人不在

[00:15:01] 绝不能留下骂名千载

[00:15:07] 他欢天喜地回到了家

[00:15:10] 把家里的财产变卖一半

[00:15:13] 把这些银子送到山上

[00:15:16] 给三教寺佛像重挂精深留一部分

[00:15:22] 做给老和尚

[00:15:23] E 养天年

[00:15:25] 然后回到家里

[00:15:27] 每天奇招斑点疙瘩

[00:15:30] 虎提着龙头锤在林子里练锤

[00:15:33] 一晃就好几个月

[00:15:35] 这天正杂树桩子呢

[00:15:39] 你说多巧啊

[00:15:40] 程咬金到了怎么这么巧

[00:15:43] 无巧不成书啊

[00:15:46] 程咬金就新闻里追个野鸡不下蛋

[00:15:50] 跑进树林

[00:15:51] 碰上裴元庆喜出望外

[00:15:54] 三da 我的小舅子

[00:15:58] 哎呀

[00:15:59] 快救命

[00:16:02] 裴元庆说假话

[00:16:04] 你怎么到这儿来了

[00:16:05] 哎

[00:16:06] 别提了

[00:16:07] 就把虎牢关被新闻里打扮的事儿说了一遍

[00:16:11] 兄弟新闻里

[00:16:13] 这小子后边正追我呢

[00:16:15] 你出去

[00:16:16] 收拾他给我出口气

[00:16:20] 姐夫你放心吧

[00:16:22] 有我在这儿他跑不了

[00:16:25] 说着牵着马跟程咬金出了树林

[00:16:29] 来到外边儿

[00:16:30] 正好新闻里注意到了

[00:16:34] 不见程咬金正在这找呢

[00:16:37] 程咬金出来了

[00:16:38] 后面跟个小白脸拿着锤

[00:16:42] 没等他说话

[00:16:43] 老成喊上了新闻里啊

[00:16:46] 你别看我打不过你啊

[00:16:49] 我师弟白鹤童子一锤就把你砸扁了

[00:16:56] 新闻列

[00:16:57] 不知道他怎么冒出这句话

[00:16:59] 勒马官桥心里琢磨

[00:17:03] 这事儿都写写什么事儿都叫程咬金

[00:17:06] 碰上什么白鹤童子纯属蒙事呢

[00:17:10] 程咬金

[00:17:11] 你胡说什么白鹤童子黑客童子

[00:17:14] 他胆闹事儿

[00:17:16] 我一腔绕他的性命

[00:17:19] 这句话

[00:17:20] 裴元庆气坏

[00:17:22] 裴元庆气性大呀

[00:17:26] 它什么人性啊

[00:17:27] A 3 太狂了

[00:17:29] 这新闻里如此说话

[00:17:31] 气儿不打一处来了

[00:17:33] 上马轻锤

[00:17:35] 来到新闻里进钱

[00:17:38] A

[00:17:39] 打麻将

[00:17:40] 听说你卖狂上别处卖去

[00:17:43] 就你这杆破枪跟柴火棍一样卖得出去吗

[00:17:48] 啊

[00:17:49] 你是什么人

[00:17:51] 我心里不是吹这杆枪

[00:17:53] 敢说渣遍天下无敌

[00:17:55] 手你报上名来

[00:17:58] 你先爷爷抢暇不死

[00:18:00] 无名之鬼

[00:18:02] 裴元庆冷笑说

[00:18:05] 我告诉你我这对锤也不敢说杂遍天下无敌

[00:18:10] 手砸你不费吹灰之力

[00:18:13] 小爷爷姓裴字元气

[00:18:17] 叫你记一辈子

[00:18:18] 记得下半辈儿

[00:18:21] 啊

[00:18:22] 新闻里一听

[00:18:24] 眼前小将是裴元庆

[00:18:26] 激灵打个冷战心说坏了

[00:18:29] 我怎么碰上裴元庆、裴元庆不是一般人物

[00:18:33] 哪有不知道的

[00:18:35] 能和李元霸走个平手吧

[00:18:38] 成今天

[00:18:40] 不要倒霉

[00:18:42] 我得走

[00:18:43] 他想跑跑得了吗

[00:18:46] 就跟裴元庆的龙头锤花了屋砸下来了

[00:18:53] 急忙横墙去招架

[00:18:55] 就听啦啦啦

[00:18:58] 龙头锤砸在了枪杆上

[00:19:01] 就这一下

[00:19:03] 朕在新闻里双臂发麻

[00:19:06] 嗓子发甜

[00:19:07] 瓜蒂生一口血吐出来

[00:19:10] 两只胳膊已经被砸得错环儿了

[00:19:14] 举着枪放不下来了

[00:19:16] 这回啊

[00:19:17] 他另开杠子了

[00:19:19] 急忙右脚一踹

[00:19:21] 镫拨马便跑

[00:19:23] 老城一件高声喝彩

[00:19:26] 哼

[00:19:27] 还是我三弟

[00:19:29] 我小舅子有本使什么发麻将成了豆腐酱喽

[00:19:36] 转过身来说啊

[00:19:38] 兄弟

[00:19:39] 既然新闻里已被砸跑

[00:19:41] 龙虎庄你也别回了

[00:19:44] 跟我回大营吧姐夫

[00:19:47] 大人

[00:19:48] 我不能回

[00:19:50] 前者在四平山、李元霸名砸三锤

[00:19:54] 暗示四锤五锤

[00:19:57] 天下英雄不知道

[00:19:58] 以为我被他砸趴下了

[00:20:00] 我必然在找一个最隆重的场合

[00:20:05] 所有的反王都在的时候

[00:20:08] 和他对锤分个高低

[00:20:10] 到那时候再回大营

[00:20:12] 兄弟啊

[00:20:13] 有机会啊

[00:20:15] 现在昏君杨广已经下书要在扬州

[00:20:19] 也就是八月15 要开什么夺玉玺大会在扬州夺玉玺

[00:20:27] 天下群雄忌讳

[00:20:30] 那你就出头了好啊

[00:20:33] 那那时候儿去

[00:20:34] 现在你不喊你姐姐啦a

[00:20:38] 借货

[00:20:40] 你怎么穿这身衣服呢

[00:20:42] 皇位呢

[00:20:43] A 兄弟啊

[00:20:45] 皇位我让给李密啦

[00:20:48] 你姐姐不让我干呢

[00:20:51] 嗯

[00:20:51] 对

[00:20:52] 姐夫

[00:20:54] 当皇上操心不如这么自在

[00:20:56] A

[00:20:57] 这我兄弟说对了

[00:20:59] 既然如此

[00:21:01] 兄弟啊

[00:21:02] 我可得回赢啊

[00:21:04] 好

[00:21:05] 我不留你我还练我的大锤度

[00:21:08] 在这对锤练到炉火纯青

[00:21:11] 登峰造极

[00:21:12] 我在道谦迪去好了

[00:21:15] 就这样两个人告别分手

[00:21:19] 程咬金得从原路回来

[00:21:21] 为什么呢

[00:21:22] 一路上捡起他的马凳

[00:21:26] 又捡起大斧子回虎牢关西

[00:21:30] 想黑

[00:21:31] 我是福将

[00:21:33] 逢凶化吉

[00:21:34] 遇难呈祥

[00:21:36] 这一仗打赢了

[00:21:37] 别看斧子朝王乐嘿嘿

[00:21:40] 有个小舅子帮忙拉我回去有吹土

[00:21:44] 等他来到两军阵前

[00:21:46] 抬头一看

[00:21:47] 啊

[00:21:48] 程咬金是呆呆的发愣