《水浒0041》歌词

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[00:00:01] 杨志吃了饭

[00:00:03] 不给钱

[00:00:06] 还把小二给打了

[00:00:09] 这下大篓子上了

[00:00:13] 人家饭馆的掌柜的

[00:00:15] 不答应了

[00:00:18] 领着本村十好几个棒小伙子追上来了

[00:00:24] 这掌柜的也是个大块头啊

[00:00:26] 能有200来斤

[00:00:28] 光着膀子

[00:00:30] 露着护心毛

[00:00:32] 手里拎着一把煞线子大菜刀

[00:00:38] 像一头虎似的就撵上了杨志

[00:00:42] 好小子

[00:00:45] 吃饭不给钱

[00:00:46] 还打了我们的人

[00:00:48] 甭问

[00:00:49] 你绝不是个好东西

[00:00:52] 你肯定是哪个山上的土匪

[00:00:55] 你招刀吧你

[00:00:58] 过来就是一菜刀

[00:01:00] 杨志往旁边一闪身

[00:01:02] 这人把刀一平

[00:01:05] 刃儿朝里背朝外

[00:01:07] 又是一刀

[00:01:10] 后来杨志才发现

[00:01:13] 这主五叔还不错

[00:01:18] 不是瞎砍把这把大刀舞动的如飞相似

[00:01:24] 杨志只好晃朴刀是接驾相还

[00:01:31] 诶打了30 多个回合

[00:01:34] 掌柜的

[00:01:35] 不逮了

[00:01:37] 虚晃一刀

[00:01:38] 跳出圈外

[00:01:39] 等等

[00:01:42] 我这朋友

[00:01:44] 恕我冒昧

[00:01:47] 我怎么发现你这刀招非常眼熟呢

[00:01:54] 你是哪的

[00:01:55] 贵姓高明啊

[00:01:59] 杨志一看人家挺有礼貌

[00:02:02] 也没法再打了

[00:02:05] 本来就事情来说

[00:02:07] 自己理亏呀

[00:02:10] 啊

[00:02:11] 杨志把招也收住了

[00:02:13] 朋友

[00:02:15] 在下姓杨

[00:02:17] 我叫杨志

[00:02:18] 人送绰号青面兽是也

[00:02:23] 你是谁

[00:02:25] 哎呀

[00:02:26] 杨志心说坏了

[00:02:29] 刚才没留神

[00:02:31] 怎么把真名说出来了

[00:02:33] 我现在是逃犯呢

[00:02:36] 应该隐姓埋名才是

[00:02:40] 但是话说出去

[00:02:41] 收不回来了

[00:02:43] 只好硬着头皮承认啊

[00:02:47] 在下是杨志

[00:02:50] 您就是想当初

[00:02:53] 在经营殿帅府的杨志军

[00:02:57] 武侯杨令公的后人吧

[00:02:59] 啊啊

[00:03:00] 对呀

[00:03:04] 大水冲了龙王庙了

[00:03:07] 说着话

[00:03:08] 这人把大菜刀放下

[00:03:11] 让人赶紧把长大的衣服取来

[00:03:15] 着装整齐

[00:03:17] 倒身便拜呀

[00:03:20] 治军大人在上

[00:03:22] 小可这厢有礼

[00:03:23] 哎呀

[00:03:24] 不敢当

[00:03:25] 不敢当啊

[00:03:26] 请问掌柜尊姓大名啊

[00:03:29] 嘿

[00:03:30] 我有什么大名

[00:03:31] 我姓曹

[00:03:33] 我叫曹正

[00:03:35] 因为我杀羊宰牛

[00:03:38] 手头非常利索

[00:03:40] 大伙儿给我送了个绰号

[00:03:42] 叫操刀鬼呀

[00:03:45] 提我

[00:03:46] 您不知道我老师

[00:03:49] 您可能有耳闻

[00:03:51] 那么请问贵恩师是哪位

[00:03:55] 就是80 万禁军的教头

[00:03:58] 豹子头林冲

[00:04:01] 哎呀呵

[00:04:03] 林武师是你的师傅啊

[00:04:07] 真就不是外人了

[00:04:11] 杨志军

[00:04:12] 快快快去请他饭馆吧

[00:04:14] 别打了

[00:04:14] 别打了

[00:04:15] 都是自己人

[00:04:15] 自己人

[00:04:18] 哎呀

[00:04:18] 杨志啊

[00:04:19] 弄个大红脸

[00:04:21] 把那小二拉住了

[00:04:24] 兄弟

[00:04:25] 实在对不起

[00:04:28] 你还让我给你做了个满脸花

[00:04:30] 这位还乐的没说的没说的

[00:04:32] 一家人嘛

[00:04:34] 再者一说不打不交嘛

[00:04:36] 不过呢

[00:04:37] 你们这下可够狠的

[00:04:40] 鼻梁骨好像没折了

[00:04:42] 惹得大伙儿都乐了

[00:04:45] 闹了半天

[00:04:46] 那女掌柜

[00:04:48] 是操刀鬼曹正的老婆

[00:04:51] 挨打

[00:04:52] 这小二是他小舅子

[00:04:54] 一家人没外卖

[00:04:58] 就这么回了饭馆了

[00:05:00] 曹正让家里的重新排摆酒宴

[00:05:05] 杨志说

[00:05:06] 我都吃的饱饱的

[00:05:07] 不不不

[00:05:08] 咱喝几盅

[00:05:10] 不在前屋

[00:05:12] 挪到后宅去了

[00:05:14] 关上门好讲话呀

[00:05:16] 曹正在问

[00:05:18] 我说杨志军

[00:05:20] 您怎么落到这步田地

[00:05:23] 怎么吃饭的钱都没有

[00:05:25] 哎

[00:05:27] 甭提了

[00:05:30] 即使一家人呢

[00:05:32] 我也不隐瞒呢

[00:05:33] 我摊了事了

[00:05:34] 是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:05:38] 曹正一听

[00:05:39] 把嘴张多大啊

[00:05:43] 哎呀

[00:05:44] 这货可不小啊

[00:05:45] 的确可不小啊

[00:05:49] 那么

[00:05:50] 治军大人欲下何往呢

[00:05:54] 没地方去

[00:05:56] 先前我想偷梁山

[00:05:58] 但是又不好意思

[00:06:00] 现在死敌无奈

[00:06:03] 就得挺身走险了

[00:06:07] 我要找个落脚地

[00:06:10] 一天能混上两顿饭吃

[00:06:12] 我就求之不得

[00:06:15] 哎呀

[00:06:16] 我我我我给你出个主意啊

[00:06:19] 姐

[00:06:21] 诶

[00:06:23] 有了

[00:06:25] 治军大人

[00:06:27] 离我们这儿不远

[00:06:30] 有一座二龙山

[00:06:33] 山上有个大庙

[00:06:35] 叫宝珠熊

[00:06:37] 现在和尚老道一个都没了

[00:06:41] 来个山大王

[00:06:43] 此人姓邓

[00:06:45] 叫邓龙啊

[00:06:47] 哎哟

[00:06:48] 邪乎

[00:06:49] 手下有三四百弟兄

[00:06:52] 把和尚老道撵跑了

[00:06:55] 他就占领了二龙山、宝珠寺

[00:06:58] 打家劫舍

[00:07:00] 什么都干

[00:07:02] 那座山

[00:07:04] 太凶险了

[00:07:06] 一人把关

[00:07:08] 万夫难入啊

[00:07:10] 我看干脆您上二龙山宝珠寺吧

[00:07:14] 倘若邓龙要能把您收留

[00:07:18] 凭您的能耐

[00:07:19] 你们俩占据二龙山

[00:07:23] 不就妥了吗

[00:07:25] 哎呀

[00:07:26] 我不认得邓龙

[00:07:27] 还一回生两回熟啊

[00:07:30] 就凭您的大名

[00:07:32] 您到那儿自我介绍一下

[00:07:34] 他不得双手欢迎吗

[00:07:38] 哎

[00:07:39] 好吧

[00:07:40] 试试看

[00:07:42] 我这会儿呢

[00:07:43] 也是有病乱投医呀

[00:07:47] 当天杨志就住到曹正家了

[00:07:51] 诶曹正交朋友的人

[00:07:54] 讲外面满热情

[00:07:57] 一直留他住了两天

[00:08:00] 最后

[00:08:01] 杨志告辞

[00:08:03] 杨志说的清楚

[00:08:05] 官府要知道我在这

[00:08:08] 肯定得抓我

[00:08:09] 你不得受牵连吗

[00:08:12] 像我这种人

[00:08:13] 及早离开才是上策

[00:08:16] 拿着路费

[00:08:18] 朴刀又在这儿更换的衣服

[00:08:22] 这才起身

[00:08:23] 告辞

[00:08:24] 曹正给他送到村子口

[00:08:26] 告诉他顺着东北这条道简直往前走

[00:08:31] 到了双阳岔道奔西北

[00:08:35] 说的非常清楚

[00:08:38] 然后告诉杨志

[00:08:40] 如果邓龙收留您当然最好

[00:08:44] 他要不收留您还回来

[00:08:48] 咱们另想办法

[00:08:49] 好吧

[00:08:51] 哎

[00:08:52] 杨志一拱手

[00:08:53] 两个人分别了

[00:08:56] 曹正回去不提

[00:08:58] 说杨志

[00:09:00] 一边走

[00:09:01] 一边心中想

[00:09:03] 怪不得

[00:09:04] 都说车到山前必有路

[00:09:08] 诶我就这么回事儿

[00:09:11] 遇上个好心的朋友

[00:09:13] 曹正

[00:09:15] 现在又给我介绍到二龙山

[00:09:17] 宝珠寺

[00:09:19] 但愿此行能够成功啊

[00:09:23] 要邓龙像曹正这样

[00:09:26] 肯定得把我收留

[00:09:27] 我什么也不怕了

[00:09:32] 走出去能有30 里地吧

[00:09:34] 有点累了

[00:09:36] 这块除了山岭就是山岭

[00:09:39] 除了树木就是树木

[00:09:41] 杨志新说

[00:09:42] 找个地方歇歇

[00:09:44] 然后一口气就进了二龙山了

[00:09:48] 他就进了树林了

[00:09:50] 光顾往前走

[00:09:52] 没注意脚底下

[00:09:54] 脚着热乎乎的

[00:09:57] 叫他踩上着

[00:09:58] 吓得一跳

[00:10:00] 赶紧抬腿低头

[00:10:01] 已经晚了

[00:10:04] 脚底下嗷了一嗓子

[00:10:06] 跟打陈雷相似

[00:10:09] 有一人哇哇暴叫

[00:10:11] 秋娘养的

[00:10:13] 你往哪儿踩

[00:10:15] 我肚子好悬

[00:10:17] 没冒泡

[00:10:21] 杨志吃惊

[00:10:22] 非小电不定身跳出圈外

[00:10:26] 回头一看

[00:10:27] 闹了半天

[00:10:28] 树林里头躺着个胖大的和尚

[00:10:33] 方才那一脚踩他肚子上了

[00:10:36] 怪不悬悬乎乎的呢

[00:10:38] 再看这大和尚啊

[00:10:41] 把僧衣全脱了

[00:10:43] 穿个大裤衩

[00:10:44] 仰面朝天在这儿躺着

[00:10:48] 方便连环铲借刀都在旁边放着

[00:10:52] 还有个沉甸甸的大包

[00:10:55] 等这大和尚低了腰站起来

[00:10:58] 杨志一瞅

[00:10:59] 好嘛

[00:10:59] 跟一面墙响似

[00:11:02] 方面

[00:11:03] 大耳秃脑的圆下巴

[00:11:05] 肚子噔楞噔楞的

[00:11:07] 浑身全是刺绣的花纹

[00:11:11] 那胳膊跟小房领差不多少啊

[00:11:15] 长的是浓眉大眼

[00:11:17] 阔口咧腮

[00:11:20] 杨志赶紧躬身施礼

[00:11:22] 哎呀

[00:11:23] 对不起

[00:11:24] 对不起

[00:11:25] 我走路慌速

[00:11:28] 为家留人欢望佛爷原谅

[00:11:32] 什么他妈佛爷不佛爷的

[00:11:34] 嗯

[00:11:36] 你踩我这脚

[00:11:38] 能白踩吗

[00:11:40] 那你看我没注意怎么办呢

[00:11:42] 您说怎么解决呢

[00:11:45] 谁家我也踩你一脚

[00:11:49] 哪里走

[00:11:51] 和尚蹦起来

[00:11:53] 赵杨志就一脚

[00:11:55] 杨志往旁边一闪身

[00:11:57] 这脚没蹬上杨志

[00:11:59] 蹬到他身后一棵树上头了

[00:12:03] 那树也有对掐粗

[00:12:06] 就听见咔吧一声

[00:12:08] 把树蹬车

[00:12:12] 杨志一看

[00:12:13] 冒出一身冷汗来

[00:12:15] 心说

[00:12:16] 好嘛

[00:12:18] 这和尚有多大劲儿

[00:12:20] 这样叫他给登上

[00:12:22] 我就得冒泡

[00:12:26] 突然的灵机一动

[00:12:28] 想起件事儿来

[00:12:29] 这大和尚莫非是他

[00:12:34] 杨志没动手

[00:12:35] 往后撤身

[00:12:37] 二次施礼

[00:12:39] 我说

[00:12:40] 佛爷

[00:12:41] 你先别伸手

[00:12:44] 请问你法号怎么称呼

[00:12:49] 你问这干什么

[00:12:51] 我打听打听总不算坏事吧

[00:12:55] 那好吧

[00:12:56] 我告诉你

[00:12:58] 塞下鲁智深是也

[00:13:04] 花和尚

[00:13:06] 对

[00:13:06] 诶

[00:13:07] 你怎么知道的

[00:13:08] 哎呀

[00:13:09] 久闻大名

[00:13:10] 轰雷贯耳啊

[00:13:13] 那你是谁呀

[00:13:15] 青面兽杨志是也

[00:13:18] 嘿嘿

[00:13:20] 你怎么不早说呢

[00:13:22] 诶

[00:13:22] 可遇上熟人喽

[00:13:27] 四只大手握在一起

[00:13:29] 两人乐的是奔奔直蹦

[00:13:33] 就好像那小孩似的

[00:13:36] 乐罢多时

[00:13:37] 席地而坐

[00:13:39] 鲁智深说

[00:13:40] 你等等我把衣服穿上

[00:13:43] 把僧衣穿好了

[00:13:45] 坐下了

[00:13:48] 杨志就问

[00:13:50] 师兄

[00:13:52] 您这从哪儿来

[00:13:53] 哎呀

[00:13:54] 甭提了

[00:13:57] 既是自家弟兄

[00:13:59] 我也没什么瞒着你的了

[00:14:02] 想当初我三拳打死镇关西

[00:14:07] 摊了人命关系

[00:14:09] 这才逃门在外

[00:14:11] 把官也丢了

[00:14:13] 官府张贴榜文

[00:14:16] 四处通缉山家

[00:14:18] 逼得我是走投无路

[00:14:20] 后来经朋友介绍

[00:14:23] 到了五台山文殊院

[00:14:25] 拜真长老为师

[00:14:28] 落法威僧

[00:14:30] 就变成了这副模样

[00:14:34] 也是因为我贪杯过甚

[00:14:37] 醉打山门

[00:14:39] 两次大闹文殊院

[00:14:42] 我师傅收留不得我了

[00:14:45] 才把我介绍到东京大相国寺

[00:14:49] 砍了菜园子

[00:14:53] 我在菜园子才结识了当今的好汉

[00:14:58] 80 万禁军教头豹子头林冲

[00:15:02] 我二人冲北磕头八拜结交

[00:15:05] 结成生死的把兄弟

[00:15:08] 我是大哥

[00:15:10] 他是兄弟

[00:15:12] 哪知道我那贤弟林冲

[00:15:15] 受高衙内和高俅的陷害

[00:15:19] 被定成了死罪

[00:15:22] 后经多方打点

[00:15:24] 死罪饶过活罪不免

[00:15:28] 充军发配

[00:15:30] 赶奔沧州牢城营

[00:15:34] 那高俅一计不成

[00:15:36] 又生二计

[00:15:37] 买通两个解差

[00:15:39] 董超、薛霸在野竹林要害我那兄弟已死的

[00:15:44] 我得知消息之后

[00:15:46] 大闹野猪林

[00:15:48] 把我兄弟给救了

[00:15:51] 一直把他护送到沧州牢城营

[00:15:56] 哪知董超学霸这俩解差

[00:16:00] 回到京城之后

[00:16:02] 对高俅讲了实话

[00:16:03] 高俅派人捉拿哀家

[00:16:09] 在家待不得了

[00:16:11] 我一怒之下放火烧了菜园子

[00:16:15] 这才逃亡在外

[00:16:19] 哦

[00:16:19] 是

[00:16:19] 是

[00:16:19] 是

[00:16:21] 那么师兄您现在在什么地方

[00:16:25] 没他妈地方

[00:16:28] 我好像个游魂怨鬼

[00:16:32] 无处容身呢

[00:16:34] 这些日子竟打野食吃了

[00:16:38] 我再告诉你

[00:16:41] 我听人给我介绍

[00:16:43] 前面不远是二龙山宝珠寺

[00:16:47] 有个小子叫邓龙

[00:16:50] 我打算进山入伙

[00:16:52] 你猜怎么样哦

[00:16:55] 怎么样

[00:16:56] 这小子连山都没让我上

[00:17:01] 问明了来由之后

[00:17:03] 把我拒之门外

[00:17:06] 也是

[00:17:06] 我性如烈火

[00:17:08] 我二人话不投机

[00:17:09] 当场动手

[00:17:11] 被我这一脚

[00:17:14] 把他踢倒在地

[00:17:16] 幸亏他手下的爪牙抢救及时

[00:17:20] 把他救回二龙山

[00:17:22] 把寨门紧闭

[00:17:25] 哀家进不去了

[00:17:28] 因此我才到林中休息

[00:17:32] 与贤弟相见哦

[00:17:37] 这一说

[00:17:38] 您把二龙山的人给得罪了得罪了

[00:17:42] 我把那王八日的还给踹了一脚

[00:17:47] 杨志一看

[00:17:49] 我也甭去了

[00:17:51] 我去

[00:17:52] 人家也不能收留我

[00:17:55] 怎么

[00:17:55] 杨志呢

[00:17:56] 把自己的所遭所遇跟鲁智深讲了一遍

[00:18:00] 鲁智深乐了

[00:18:04] 咱俩是豁着嘴吃肥肉

[00:18:07] 肥也别说谁呀

[00:18:09] 嗯

[00:18:10] 同病相怜

[00:18:12] 兄弟

[00:18:14] 没关系

[00:18:16] 把腰杆挺直了

[00:18:19] 还得好好活着

[00:18:22] 从今之后

[00:18:23] 咱哥俩别离开了

[00:18:25] 嗯

[00:18:25] 生死与共

[00:18:28] 咱还有个作伴的

[00:18:29] 你愿意吗

[00:18:31] 师兄我求之不得

[00:18:34] 诶好了

[00:18:35] 来来

[00:18:36] 坐下

[00:18:36] 咱俩商量商量

[00:18:38] 你说这二龙山宝珠寺不收留我

[00:18:42] 你去也白去

[00:18:44] 再下一步应该怎么办呢

[00:18:46] 杨志说

[00:18:48] 那就得动用武力吧

[00:18:52] 鲁智深说动用武力

[00:18:54] 就咱俩人也不行

[00:18:56] 得找几个帮忙的

[00:18:58] 诶杨志说有

[00:19:01] 我新交了个朋友

[00:19:03] 叫操刀鬼曹正

[00:19:05] 离此二三十里

[00:19:08] 他那庄上有不少壮汉

[00:19:11] 鲁智深说

[00:19:12] 行

[00:19:12] 那咱俩还回去吧

[00:19:14] 找找这曹掌柜的

[00:19:17] 顺着原路

[00:19:19] 青面兽

[00:19:20] 杨志把

[00:19:21] 鲁智深

[00:19:22] 领来见曹正

[00:19:25] 曹正热情款待

[00:19:29] 一瞅这

[00:19:30] 鲁智深大说大笑

[00:19:32] 大山大叫

[00:19:33] 非常开朗活泼

[00:19:35] 曹政非常高兴

[00:19:38] 一见如故

[00:19:39] 就好像多年的熟人差不多

[00:19:42] 设宴款待

[00:19:45] 曹正就问呢

[00:19:48] 问杨志怎么又回来了

[00:19:50] 杨志把经过讲述一遍

[00:19:52] 说

[00:19:52] 邓龙这小子不是东西

[00:19:54] 我去了

[00:19:55] 他也不能收留我

[00:19:57] 你看这怎么办

[00:19:58] 曹政合计了合计

[00:20:01] 嗯

[00:20:03] 那么

[00:20:03] 你们二位的意思

[00:20:05] 我们要用武力攻打二龙山宝珠寺

[00:20:10] 曹正一晃手

[00:20:12] 不行不行

[00:20:12] 不行不行

[00:20:14] 我说二位啊

[00:20:16] 二龙山

[00:20:17] 你们不了解情况

[00:20:20] 一人把关

[00:20:21] 万夫难入啊

[00:20:23] 就有一条路可通宝珠寺

[00:20:27] 而且这个邓龙在这儿不是一天两天了

[00:20:30] 修了三道围墙

[00:20:32] 两座大寨

[00:20:34] 那手下好几百人呢

[00:20:37] 妈说

[00:20:38] 你们二位

[00:20:39] 就把我这庄村的人全拉着去了

[00:20:43] 不够人家一顿石头砸的

[00:20:46] 咱们就肋生双翅也飞不进去

[00:20:51] 鲁智深点点头

[00:20:54] 我那么照你这一说

[00:20:56] 我们就去不成了

[00:20:58] 呃

[00:20:59] 话也不能那么说

[00:21:01] 逢强智取

[00:21:03] 遇弱活擒

[00:21:05] 有力使力

[00:21:06] 无力使志嘛

[00:21:09] 诶

[00:21:09] 这话说的对

[00:21:11] 那你就使使治

[00:21:14] 你看应该怎么办呢

[00:21:15] 是啊

[00:21:16] 杨志也问

[00:21:18] 你看这个曹正这个人呢

[00:21:20] 真有点儿头脑

[00:21:22] 手摸着下巴壳

[00:21:24] 思索再三

[00:21:27] 诶

[00:21:28] 有了

[00:21:30] 不过

[00:21:31] 我这个主意啊

[00:21:33] 说出来

[00:21:35] 鲁师傅

[00:21:36] 你可别挑理啊

[00:21:38] 怎么能呢

[00:21:39] 你说吧

[00:21:39] 究竟是怎么办好

[00:21:43] 我看怎么办

[00:21:46] 咱们跟邓龙啊演一出戏

[00:21:50] 呃

[00:21:51] 鲁师傅呢

[00:21:52] 您呢

[00:21:53] 受点罪

[00:21:54] 拿绳子把你给捆上

[00:21:58] 把您送到二龙山宝珠寺

[00:22:02] 这样他肯定得开门把咱们接进去

[00:22:07] 我就说说

[00:22:09] 我们在饭馆里啊

[00:22:10] 正在营业之时

[00:22:12] 从外边进来个胖大的和尚

[00:22:15] 到这儿吃完饭不给钱

[00:22:18] 还把我们手下人给打了

[00:22:20] 我自然不能答应了

[00:22:23] 嗯

[00:22:24] 后来我领着一伙人跟大师傅打起来了

[00:22:28] 大师傅手拍胸脯子

[00:22:30] 自吹自擂说

[00:22:32] 我叫花和尚鲁智深

[00:22:34] 天是王大我是王二

[00:22:37] 我方才去打二龙山去了

[00:22:40] 连山上的大寨主都叫我踢了一脚

[00:22:44] 我还怕谁

[00:22:45] 我吃完饭之后

[00:22:47] 赶奔水泊梁山前去调兵

[00:22:49] 我跟白衣秀是王伦认识

[00:22:52] 要把王伦的人马调来

[00:22:55] 踏平二龙山宝珠寺

[00:22:59] 可我们一听就有点儿害怕了

[00:23:02] 故此在酒里下了****

[00:23:05] 表面上跟大师傅赔礼认错

[00:23:08] 哄骗你吃喝

[00:23:11] 结果你上了当了

[00:23:13] 三杯酒入肚

[00:23:15] 被马倒在地

[00:23:16] 被我们生擒活拿

[00:23:18] 故此

[00:23:19] 我们把你送到二龙山宝珠寺

[00:23:23] 诶

[00:23:24] 那邓龙被你踢了一脚

[00:23:27] 肯定想报复

[00:23:29] 听了我们编的这套词儿

[00:23:31] 肯定还得相信

[00:23:35] 如果把我们带到山顶上去

[00:23:39] 那天下可就是咱的了

[00:23:42] 凭着你们二位盖世的功夫

[00:23:46] 凭着你们的武艺高超

[00:23:49] 还收拾不了一个灯笼吗

[00:23:51] 嗯

[00:23:52] 邓龙要死了

[00:23:54] 群龙无首

[00:23:56] 底下那三四百人

[00:23:58] 不得听你们二位的

[00:24:00] 哎

[00:24:05] 我曹正啊

[00:24:06] 你这小子

[00:24:08] 鬼点子还真多呀

[00:24:10] 好主意

[00:24:11] 好主意

[00:24:13] 杨志也挑大拇指高

[00:24:16] 哎呀

[00:24:17] 就是一点儿

[00:24:19] 你给捆上了

[00:24:21] 到那陷解这绳扣来得及吗

[00:24:23] 诶

[00:24:24] 曹正说你这放心

[00:24:26] 我没说吗

[00:24:27] 我杀猪宰羊专讲究捆***

[00:24:32] 我会这绳扣

[00:24:35] 我呀

[00:24:36] 给系个活扣那头留着

[00:24:40] 到必要的时候一拽头开了

[00:24:45] 你说这有什么可怕的

[00:24:47] 我呢

[00:24:48] 在给扛着禅杖

[00:24:50] 挎着借刀

[00:24:52] 到了山顶上

[00:24:54] 一定的时候

[00:24:55] 把绳扣一拽开了

[00:24:57] 把禅杖给了大师傅

[00:25:00] 事情不就妥了吗

[00:25:01] 呃

[00:25:02] 对对

[00:25:03] 对对

[00:25:04] 哎

[00:25:04] 我曹正啊

[00:25:06] 到时候那扣要抖搂不开

[00:25:08] 可麻烦了

[00:25:09] 绝无此理

[00:25:10] 你放心吧

[00:25:11] 要既然这样的话

[00:25:13] 不要耽搁

[00:25:14] 按着你的计策行事

[00:25:17] 咱们马上

[00:25:19] 行动