《Doc McGurgle’s Babylonian Lizard Tooth Oil》歌词

[00:00:00] Doc McGurgle's Babylonian Lizard Tooth Oil - Michael B. Tretow

[00:00:00] Written by：Michael B. Tretow/Thomas H Minor

[00:00:04] He was so lonely

[00:00:07] Had no luck whatsoever with women

[00:00:11] When along came a cure called

[00:00:14] Instant attraction

[00:00:17] However he discovered too late

[00:00:19] That it worked far too well

[00:00:22] And now he can't find a way

[00:00:24] To turn off the action

[00:00:32] Well I spotted an Ad in an old magazine

[00:00:35] Endorsed by the stars of the Hollywood screen

[00:00:38] Try Doc Mcgurgle's Babylonian lizard tooth oil

[00:00:41] And feminine instincts will come to a boil

[00:00:44] So I filled in the coupon

[00:00:46] And I sent them a check

[00:00:47] I had to do something my life was a wreck

[00:00:50] A package arrived in the mail the next day

[00:00:53] I tore off the wrappings without a delay

[00:00:56] I spread the solution all over my skin

[00:00:59] A landslide of females was soon to begin

[00:01:02] I never expected reactions so strong

[00:01:05] It started out right but now everything's wrong

[00:01:09] Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle

[00:01:14] I'm sure to be eaten alive

[00:01:21] Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle

[00:01:26] I know I ain't gonna survive

[00:01:36] They broke down my back door

[00:01:37] And the bay window too

[00:01:39] And left me there bleedin'

[00:01:40] Kissed black and blue

[00:01:42] Escaped in a flash

[00:01:43] To the old people's home

[00:01:45] To call Doc Mcgurgle right

[00:01:46] Up on the phone

[00:01:48] I called information and

[00:01:49] She checked out her list

[00:01:51] She told me Mcgurgle just didn't exist

[00:01:54] Then I heard a rumbling and

[00:01:55] I turned to see

[00:01:57] Six hundred wheel chairs

[00:01:58] Aheading at me

[00:02:00] I bathed in the Ganges and

[00:02:01] I prayed in a shrine

[00:02:03] I tried spot remover and fifty cent wine

[00:02:06] Battery acid lye gasoline

[00:02:09] I scrubbed and I scraped

[00:02:10] But I couldn't get clean

[00:02:12] Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle

[00:02:18] My life is fading out fast

[00:02:24] Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle

[00:02:30] My strength is a thing of the past

[00:02:39] I ran to the jailhouse and said

[00:02:41] Gimme a break

[00:02:42] I thought I'd be safe there

[00:02:44] But what a mistake

[00:02:45] So I hid in a cage at the Fleischhacker zoo

[00:02:48] But the lady gorillas don't know it's taboo

[00:02:51] I find myself now at the end of my rope

[00:02:54] I can't last much longer I've given up hope

[00:02:57] The only solution for saving my soul

[00:03:00] Must be retroactive birth control

[00:03:03] I bathed in the Ganges and

[00:03:05] I prayed in a shrine

[00:03:06] I tried spot remover and fifty cent wine

[00:03:09] Battery acid lye gasoline

[00:03:12] I scrubbed and I scraped

[00:03:14] But I couldn't get clean

[00:03:16] Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle

[00:03:21] I'm sure to be eaten alive

[00:03:28] Send me the antidote Doc Mcgurgle

[00:03:33] I know I ain't gonna survive

[00:03:37] Doc Mcgurgle

[00:03:40] Send me the antidote

[00:03:45] My life is fading out fast