《第069集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 尉迟恭程咬金兵发白狼关

[00:00:05] 第一次开兵见仗

[00:00:08] 尉迟恭啊

[00:00:10] 他这个心里头有想法

[00:00:13] 什么想法

[00:00:15] 近两三年

[00:00:17] 这事情不顺利

[00:00:21] 头顶上压着个越国公罗成

[00:00:24] 这罗成老说上句

[00:00:28] 当然了

[00:00:29] 罗成这一死

[00:00:31] 好像这压力

[00:00:33] 小多了

[00:00:34] 那么其他的事情也不顺

[00:00:38] 他这心里就别扭

[00:00:40] 心说

[00:00:41] 难道我完了

[00:00:43] 我当年那个猛劲哪儿去了

[00:00:47] 有时候想到这儿

[00:00:48] 心里难过

[00:00:50] 就拿这次来说

[00:00:52] 他跟程咬金领兵带队单独的作战

[00:00:56] 他心里就较上劲了

[00:00:58] 怎么的

[00:01:00] 我把失去的再夺回来

[00:01:03] 我没老

[00:01:05] 我干嘛了

[00:01:07] 我现在还能指挥千军万马

[00:01:11] 我尉迟恭也不是等闲之辈

[00:01:14] 这次再西征

[00:01:16] 非得立即建大功

[00:01:20] 他早就打定主意了

[00:01:22] 叫足了劲了

[00:01:24] 金莲在两军阵前的头一阵

[00:01:28] 就遇上白狼关的主将

[00:01:30] 紫面天王刘国珍

[00:01:34] 他一看这个刘国珍

[00:01:35] 人高马大

[00:01:37] 绝非等闲之辈

[00:01:40] 两个人一见面

[00:01:41] 这刘国珍呢

[00:01:42] 这嘴可够损的

[00:01:44] 打量打量尉迟恭

[00:01:46] 你谁呀

[00:01:48] 尉迟敬德

[00:01:51] 又是尉迟恭啊

[00:01:53] 啊

[00:01:53] 听说过

[00:01:54] 听说过

[00:01:55] 铁匠啊

[00:01:57] 我听说你是山西朔州麻衣县的人

[00:02:01] 打铁的出身

[00:02:02] 大字不识啊

[00:02:04] 真走贼运呢

[00:02:06] 就凭你这德行的

[00:02:09] 居然做了唐朝的大将

[00:02:11] 什么又是元帅

[00:02:13] 真叫人不可相信呢啊

[00:02:16] 好嘞

[00:02:18] 今天咱俩见着面

[00:02:19] 这也是缘分

[00:02:21] 来吧

[00:02:22] 不是要西征

[00:02:23] 要夺白狼关吗

[00:02:25] 白兰观就在我身后啊

[00:02:27] 就看你有这本事没有了

[00:02:30] 来吧

[00:02:31] 把我赢了

[00:02:32] 怎么的都行

[00:02:33] 赢不了我呀

[00:02:35] 你是寸步难行

[00:02:39] 这话说到这儿

[00:02:40] 没法再说了

[00:02:42] 二马汤翻双矛并举

[00:02:45] 就倒在一处

[00:02:46] 哗啦哗啦

[00:02:55] 50 回合

[00:02:56] 未分胜负

[00:02:59] 尉迟恭也冒了汗了

[00:03:01] 心说

[00:03:02] 这刘国真有把他气的

[00:03:04] 另外

[00:03:05] 武艺也不同寻常

[00:03:08] 看来苏定方没说过头的话

[00:03:12] 我真还得留点神

[00:03:14] 真要败在他手啊

[00:03:16] 我那决心白下了

[00:03:19] 这后半辈儿我也得不了

[00:03:21] 好了

[00:03:23] 想到这儿

[00:03:24] 攒足了精神力战顽敌

[00:03:28] 再说这刘国珍打着打着也是倒吸了一口冷气呀

[00:03:34] 心说这尉迟恭大老黑是真有两下子

[00:03:38] 力猛

[00:03:39] 谋臣呢

[00:03:41] 这就是我要换个没经验的

[00:03:45] 早都归位了

[00:03:47] 我也得留点神

[00:03:49] 他也攒足了劲儿了

[00:03:52] 在旁边观战的程咬金

[00:03:54] 那心都提到嗓子眼儿

[00:03:56] 你别看程咬金没伸手

[00:03:59] 他费了这劲儿

[00:04:00] 一点儿不次于尉迟恭

[00:04:03] 只玩这一句呀

[00:04:09] 他替于师公着急呀

[00:04:11] 有时候就喊两嗓子大老黑

[00:04:15] 注意留神

[00:04:19] 千万小心

[00:04:22] 这就叫事不关心

[00:04:24] 关心则乱

[00:04:27] 亲戚有远近

[00:04:29] 朋友有厚薄

[00:04:30] 这话是一点都不假

[00:04:33] 这会儿60 回合过去了

[00:04:36] 再看玉漱公

[00:04:38] 通身是汗

[00:04:39] 那刘国珍呢

[00:04:42] 那汗珠子滴滴答答也往下直淌

[00:04:45] 战袍都要湿透了

[00:04:47] 还没分出输赢

[00:04:50] 尉迟恭一琢磨

[00:04:52] 照这样打下去

[00:04:53] 够呛啊

[00:04:54] 一会儿没劲了诶

[00:04:59] 我放着18 节紫金鞭

[00:05:02] 我怎么不使唤呢

[00:05:04] 我留着干什么呢

[00:05:07] 等想到这儿

[00:05:08] 虚晃一矛

[00:05:10] 是拨马便走

[00:05:15] 刘国

[00:05:16] 真没想到呀

[00:05:18] 他正怵头呢

[00:05:20] 一看尉迟公拜下去了

[00:05:22] 不由得心花怒放啊

[00:05:26] 心说大老黑呀啊

[00:05:28] 定不住劲儿了

[00:05:30] 我能放你走吗

[00:05:32] 连肉皮都没伤着

[00:05:35] 我也不算打胜仗啊

[00:05:37] 不能放他走

[00:05:40] 这刘国真呢

[00:05:41] 求胜心切

[00:05:43] 是催马摇毛在后头紧追不舍

[00:05:47] 拿命来去

[00:05:54] 尉迟恭心里高兴

[00:05:56] 心说

[00:05:57] 小子

[00:05:57] 你追吧

[00:05:59] 你要不追是便宜

[00:06:00] 追你要倒霉

[00:06:03] 你别看他人往前头拜

[00:06:05] 耳朵往后听

[00:06:07] 听这马蹄声

[00:06:09] 就判断对方离得远近

[00:06:12] 说时迟那时快

[00:06:14] 眨眼之间

[00:06:16] 刘国珍的马头都碰着尉迟恭的马尾

[00:06:21] 这够上了

[00:06:22] 再看刘国珍双手一捻

[00:06:25] 丈八蛇矛枪咬牙关

[00:06:28] 恶狠狠骂了一声

[00:06:30] 尉迟恭也在这一唰

[00:06:36] 一毛猛刺尉迟恭的后信

[00:06:40] 这玉世公

[00:06:41] 早了还不能躲

[00:06:42] 早了一躲

[00:06:43] 他人一把招变了

[00:06:46] 要躲晚了

[00:06:47] 扑给捅上了

[00:06:49] 这火候得掌握好了

[00:06:51] 这凭着武艺和经验呢

[00:06:54] 眼看那毛尖似挨上似挨不上这么个档口

[00:07:01] 再看皂袍大将

[00:07:03] 左脚一踹

[00:07:04] 蹬

[00:07:05] 右磕膝盖

[00:07:06] 一碰马的前夹膀

[00:07:08] 这匹乌骓宝马滴溜一转个比人转的还快

[00:07:14] 所以刘国珍这一矛就刺空了

[00:07:18] 由于它用力过猛

[00:07:20] 身子往前一倾

[00:07:22] 再想撤招就吃慢了

[00:07:26] 尉迟恭呢

[00:07:28] 这马一转个正好落到他旁边

[00:07:32] 这会儿左手皮毛

[00:07:34] 右手拽出18 节大将紫金鞭

[00:07:38] 把鞭就抡开了

[00:07:40] 对着刘国珍的后脑嗡的一边就拍下来

[00:07:46] 那鞭是钢的

[00:07:47] 上头走的金水削到后脑上能好的了吗

[00:07:53] 而且玉漱公那个劲儿够大的

[00:08:00] 单说刘国真一下刺空了

[00:08:03] 心里暗道

[00:08:05] 不好说时迟那时快

[00:08:08] 鞭就到了

[00:08:10] 那刘国真也不愧是一员上将啊

[00:08:14] 躲是躲不开了

[00:08:16] 但是把紧要的部位得闪开

[00:08:20] 但能打轻点那是最好了

[00:08:23] 他赶紧使了个苦背躬身

[00:08:26] 所脑藏头饰

[00:08:29] 把这脑瓜给藏起来

[00:08:31] 后背交给尉迟恭了

[00:08:34] 因为脑袋静

[00:08:35] 关注牙

[00:08:36] 所以他万一哈腰

[00:08:38] 肩膀往上一弓

[00:08:40] 脑袋真躲开了

[00:08:41] 后背没躲开

[00:08:44] 实实惠惠

[00:08:45] 叫这一鞭给打上了

[00:08:47] 耳轮中就听响

[00:08:49] 啪

[00:08:54] 您说这一鞭打得有多重吧

[00:08:57] 做大将的

[00:08:58] 顶盔挂甲

[00:09:00] 后背还有护背旗

[00:09:03] 护背既有四杆的

[00:09:05] 有八杆的

[00:09:06] 那玩意儿不仅是装饰品

[00:09:09] 是干嘛用的

[00:09:10] 护后背

[00:09:11] 后脑袋

[00:09:12] 那旗杆都是铁的

[00:09:16] 后背背着骑郎

[00:09:18] 诶

[00:09:18] 你这一般碰一下砍一下没事儿

[00:09:22] 但是尉迟恭这劲儿太大了

[00:09:25] 就这一鞭砸的

[00:09:27] 把护背旗的旗囊给砸碎了

[00:09:31] 把护背旗给砸飞了

[00:09:35] 把刘国珍身上披的重甲打碎了

[00:09:40] 打的太重了

[00:09:42] 刘不知的哎哟了一声

[00:09:44] 身子一摘歪

[00:09:46] 就觉着眼前发黑

[00:09:48] 心口发热

[00:09:50] 嗓子眼里头发点甜

[00:09:53] 呃

[00:09:54] 哇

[00:09:57] 一口鲜血喷在墙外

[00:10:02] 那还得说刘国真

[00:10:04] 换旁人哭

[00:10:05] 球就摔下来了

[00:10:06] 刘国真没有咬牙

[00:10:09] 关提战马上

[00:10:14] 是败归本队

[00:10:18] 尉迟恭认为这一鞭肯定把他砸死

[00:10:20] 结果没死

[00:10:22] 嘿嘿

[00:10:23] 他还有点儿后悔

[00:10:26] 再说刘国珍外归本队坐不住了

[00:10:30] 从马脖子上出了下去了

[00:10:32] 扑通摔到地上

[00:10:34] 偏副战将过来进行抢救

[00:10:38] 有人高声喊喝

[00:10:39] 收兵

[00:10:40] 收兵

[00:10:42] 是大败而回

[00:10:44] 退到白狼关

[00:10:46] 紧闭城门

[00:10:47] 高挑吊桥

[00:10:50] 那么尉迟恭呢

[00:10:51] 也没追

[00:10:52] 见好就收吧

[00:10:55] 跟程咬金会合

[00:10:57] 敲着得胜鼓

[00:10:58] 唱着得胜歌

[00:11:00] 凯旋回营

[00:11:03] 马上叫军政司密文报到临夏府

[00:11:07] 向皇上报捷

[00:11:09] 首开其门

[00:11:10] 打个声仗

[00:11:13] 当然

[00:11:14] 尉迟公是高兴了

[00:11:15] 你不管怎么说

[00:11:17] 这脸露的不小

[00:11:20] 也算了了自己的心愿呢

[00:11:22] 看来自己还不是饭桶

[00:11:24] 还没老

[00:11:25] 程咬金猜出他的心意

[00:11:28] 回营之后吩咐一声

[00:11:31] 杀牛宰羊

[00:11:32] 犒赏三军

[00:11:34] 给大老黑祝贺

[00:11:36] 按下

[00:11:37] 他们怎么不说

[00:11:39] 单说刘国真呢

[00:11:40] 人事不省啊

[00:11:43] 进了关之后

[00:11:44] 赶紧把郎中给找来

[00:11:47] 郎中给他灌下止血的丹药

[00:11:50] 衣甲卸掉

[00:11:51] 一看这后背一条大紫领子

[00:11:53] 多悬呢

[00:11:56] 赶紧给上了止疼药

[00:11:57] 给包扎

[00:11:59] 刘国真是卧床不起呀

[00:12:02] 直到掌灯时分

[00:12:04] 他才清醒过来

[00:12:07] 诶诶诶

[00:12:09] 不是

[00:12:10] 不不不

[00:12:11] 又吐了两口血

[00:12:13] 哎呀

[00:12:14] 打死我了

[00:12:16] 哎呀

[00:12:17] 痛

[00:12:18] 杀人也

[00:12:19] 哎呀

[00:12:21] 我是必报此仇

[00:12:25] 到了第二天

[00:12:27] 尉迟恭讨敌骂阵

[00:12:29] 刘伯珍不敢应战呢

[00:12:32] 命人高挂免战牌

[00:12:35] 第三天、第四天、第五天都高挂免战牌

[00:12:40] 到了第五天

[00:12:41] 头上这刘国珍呢

[00:12:43] 勉强哈着腰能下地了

[00:12:46] 拄着拐棍

[00:12:47] 扶着桌子能直直腰板了

[00:12:51] 但是一动弹

[00:12:52] 疼的就是一脑门子汗啊

[00:12:56] 哎呀哎呀

[00:12:59] 打死我

[00:13:02] 第五天的晚上

[00:13:04] 外头响起脚步的声音

[00:13:07] 门一开

[00:13:08] 他儿子刘宝林从外头进来

[00:13:12] 爹

[00:13:13] 听说您受伤了

[00:13:16] 儿啊

[00:13:18] 你怎么才来

[00:13:20] 爹

[00:13:20] 我在后山练武啊

[00:13:23] 我不知道前鼻发生的事情

[00:13:25] 后来有人告诉我

[00:13:27] 我急急忙忙这才赶来的

[00:13:29] 爹伤怎么样

[00:13:31] 哎呀

[00:13:33] 够重的

[00:13:34] 经过紧急抢救

[00:13:37] 好多了

[00:13:39] 查一查

[00:13:40] 咱爷俩没见着啊

[00:13:42] 爹

[00:13:43] 我看看上

[00:13:44] 刘宝林验伤之后紧锁双眉

[00:13:49] 爹

[00:13:50] 谁把你打成这样

[00:13:53] 一个姓尉迟的

[00:13:55] 叫尉迟恭啊

[00:13:56] 又叫尉迟敬德

[00:13:59] 让他把我揍的

[00:14:01] 他使的是毛里头加鞭的招数啊

[00:14:06] 这个王八蛋

[00:14:08] 狗日的

[00:14:09] 爹

[00:14:10] 您安心静养

[00:14:12] 明天我就出战

[00:14:15] 我会一会这玉石公

[00:14:18] 我要把他生擒活拿

[00:14:20] 交给爹

[00:14:22] 你杀剐存留

[00:14:24] 不管怎么地

[00:14:25] 也得给您报着一鞭之仇

[00:14:28] 不行不行

[00:14:29] 不不不二啊

[00:14:31] 你还年轻啊

[00:14:34] 经验

[00:14:35] 阅历都不足啊

[00:14:37] 那尉迟公身经百战

[00:14:40] 从年轻那会儿就有名啊

[00:14:43] 你哪是他的对手

[00:14:45] 我说爹

[00:14:47] 您忘了

[00:14:49] 我这两下子只在您之上

[00:14:51] 不在您之下

[00:14:53] 我怎么能不行呢

[00:14:55] 你好好想想

[00:14:57] 我这

[00:14:58] 哎

[00:14:58] 哎

[00:14:59] 哎

[00:15:00] 是啊

[00:15:02] 刘宝林这一说呀

[00:15:04] 刘哥真想起来了

[00:15:05] 这话是二年前

[00:15:07] 他儿子刘宝林

[00:15:09] 上昆仑山学艺去了

[00:15:12] 学完艺

[00:15:13] 毕了业了

[00:15:14] 回到白狼观

[00:15:16] 一家人见面非常高兴

[00:15:18] 在酒席宴前呢

[00:15:20] 刘国珍就问

[00:15:21] 儿啊

[00:15:22] 学艺术载学了什么能耐

[00:15:26] 刘宝林就说

[00:15:27] 爹

[00:15:27] 我跟我老师学的

[00:15:29] 马上步下

[00:15:30] 长拳短打

[00:15:31] 十八般兵器样样精通

[00:15:35] 是吗

[00:15:36] 一会儿吃完饭

[00:15:38] 咱爷俩比划比划

[00:15:39] 我看你这能耐究竟有多高

[00:15:43] 一开始刘宝林不敢比

[00:15:46] 后来刘国珍说他身为武将的你怕什么呢

[00:15:52] 咱俩要伸了手

[00:15:53] 你别拿我当你爹

[00:15:55] 拿我呢

[00:15:56] 当敌人

[00:15:58] 该下手你就得下手啊

[00:16:00] 心慈面软不行

[00:16:02] 这样才能显出你的真本事

[00:16:06] 好吧

[00:16:07] 刘宝林叫他爹

[00:16:09] 这一说真下了

[00:16:10] 真家伙

[00:16:11] 结果马上布下三战三胜

[00:16:16] 刘国真真不是他儿子对手

[00:16:19] 后来刘伯真乐了

[00:16:21] 嘿

[00:16:22] 将门出虎子长江水后浪催前浪

[00:16:26] 我刘氏门中后继有人呢

[00:16:29] 好孩子

[00:16:31] 非常高兴

[00:16:33] 今儿个刘宝林提的就这事儿

[00:16:38] 这一问呢

[00:16:39] 刘伯真没词儿了

[00:16:41] 呃呃

[00:16:42] 可不是嘛儿啊

[00:16:45] 虽然你比我本事高

[00:16:47] 但你没有经验

[00:16:49] 因此为父不放心爹

[00:16:52] 迟早有一天

[00:16:54] 我得领兵带队吗

[00:16:56] 你老不放心

[00:16:57] 不麻烦了

[00:16:58] 您就放心的放我一马

[00:17:01] 您看你儿子怎么样

[00:17:03] 呃

[00:17:05] 好吧

[00:17:07] 儿啊

[00:17:08] 多加谨慎啊

[00:17:10] 别忘了交者必败

[00:17:12] 可不能交傲

[00:17:14] 我再提醒你一句

[00:17:16] 这大老黑绝非等闲之辈

[00:17:19] 明白

[00:17:20] 爹

[00:17:20] 您安心静养

[00:17:21] 您就听喜信儿吧

[00:17:24] 到了第二天

[00:17:25] 刘宝林点精兵5000

[00:17:29] 摘下免战台

[00:17:30] 到两军阵讨敌骂阵

[00:17:33] 口口声声要尉迟功

[00:17:37] 尉迟公听报之后笑了

[00:17:41] 我说谁领兵带队

[00:17:43] 呃

[00:17:44] 刘宝林

[00:17:45] 刘百林是谁

[00:17:46] 刘国真的儿子

[00:17:49] 多大岁数

[00:17:51] 十七八二十郎当岁

[00:17:54] 小毛孩子

[00:17:56] 哈哈哈哈

[00:17:59] 我说老程

[00:18:00] 听见没

[00:18:01] 把孩子都打发出来了

[00:18:04] 诶

[00:18:05] 嗯

[00:18:06] 这样吧

[00:18:07] 待着也是待着

[00:18:08] 闲着也是闲着

[00:18:09] 到两军镇开开心

[00:18:11] 怎么样好啊

[00:18:13] 他跟程咬金就在外边列了队了

[00:18:17] 两军队员

[00:18:19] 他和程咬金往对面一看呀

[00:18:23] 这小伙子长得可棒了

[00:18:26] 细条条的身材

[00:18:28] 宽宽的绑上

[00:18:30] 头戴金盔

[00:18:32] 披挂金锁

[00:18:33] 连环甲

[00:18:34] 外罩星猩红的战袍

[00:18:37] 胯下大黑马

[00:18:39] 掌中蛇矛枪

[00:18:42] 背后也背着一把紫金鞭

[00:18:46] 往脸上一看

[00:18:47] 小黑脸蛋

[00:18:49] 立剑眉

[00:18:50] 大豹子眼

[00:18:51] 通关鼻梁

[00:18:52] 方海口

[00:18:53] 光嘴大没呼

[00:18:55] 英雄出少年

[00:18:57] 人欢马乍

[00:18:59] 不同寻常

[00:19:01] 尉迟恭程咬金按挑大拇指罢了

[00:19:06] 嗯

[00:19:08] 原来没见面

[00:19:09] 以为是小毛孩子

[00:19:11] 这一看

[00:19:11] 这是一员大将

[00:19:13] 没想到刘国真还有这么个好儿子啊

[00:19:19] 这个程咬金呢

[00:19:21] 左看右看

[00:19:23] 哎哎

[00:19:24] 我大老黑呀

[00:19:26] 你看见没

[00:19:27] 你才没看见我眼睛管什么的

[00:19:30] 我看的清清的

[00:19:31] 我到了黑

[00:19:32] 你注意没

[00:19:34] 我怎么瞅着这小孩

[00:19:37] 这个鼻子

[00:19:38] 这个脸

[00:19:39] 这个眉毛

[00:19:39] 这个眼儿

[00:19:41] 怎么像你呀

[00:19:43] 你瞅你这黑劲儿

[00:19:45] 你瞅他那颜色

[00:19:47] 好像从你脸上扒下来的相似

[00:19:50] 我说是不是你儿子

[00:19:52] 你放屁

[00:19:54] 我说有这么闹这玩意儿的

[00:19:55] 嗯

[00:19:57] 连巷的人有的是

[00:19:59] 我跟他能沾着边儿

[00:20:00] 是

[00:20:01] 我是这么说

[00:20:02] 诶诶

[00:20:03] 我咱这么办行不

[00:20:05] 你呀

[00:20:06] 先在这儿消消气

[00:20:07] 小毛孩子

[00:20:09] 我去逗弄逗弄他

[00:20:11] 逗弄完了你再伸手

[00:20:14] 好吧

[00:20:15] 那你过去

[00:20:17] 程咬金一催

[00:20:19] 卷毛瘦大肚子

[00:20:20] 郭红啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:20:24] 到两军阵

[00:20:25] 袁军军

[00:20:27] 带住坐骑

[00:20:29] 手捻银髯打量刘宝林

[00:20:33] 刘宝林一看

[00:20:35] 尉迟恭没过来

[00:20:37] 他认得尉迟公吗

[00:20:39] 他听别人介绍了

[00:20:40] 那黑脸的是玉冲啊

[00:20:42] 过来个蓝脸的

[00:20:44] 一瞅这老头儿

[00:20:45] 这肚子都出号了

[00:20:47] 怎么那么大肚子

[00:20:49] 胡须刷白刷白的

[00:20:52] 别看年纪那么大了

[00:20:54] 红光满面

[00:20:55] 精神头倍儿足

[00:20:58] 看罢多时

[00:20:59] 刘宝林就问

[00:21:02] 老将军

[00:21:03] 你是谁呀

[00:21:04] 哈哈哈哈

[00:21:08] 连老爷爷你都不认识了

[00:21:12] 我姓程

[00:21:13] 我叫程咬金呢

[00:21:17] 啊

[00:21:18] 听说过

[00:21:19] 听说过

[00:21:20] 你就是鲁国公

[00:21:22] 诶对了

[00:21:23] 娃娃你听说过

[00:21:26] 哎呀

[00:21:27] 程咬金呢

[00:21:28] 不仅我听说过

[00:21:30] 不知道您的人太少了

[00:21:33] 程小吉听美可见自己名扬四海

[00:21:38] 孩儿啊

[00:21:39] 既然是这样

[00:21:40] 还有什么可说的吗

[00:21:42] 说的有啊

[00:21:44] 我说程小金呢

[00:21:45] 我听说你住在山东兖州府东峨县班九镇小爬子村对吧

[00:21:52] 诶对对对哟

[00:21:54] 娃娃你记得还真准

[00:21:56] 那是啊

[00:21:57] 我听说你自幼

[00:22:00] 号称靖皆王

[00:22:01] 没干过好事儿啊

[00:22:03] 是不是您呢

[00:22:05] 听说您了

[00:22:06] 背死枣卖私盐

[00:22:09] 什么法宝局

[00:22:11] 欺负老实人

[00:22:13] 后来伤了人命

[00:22:15] 被定成死罪

[00:22:17] 眼看要掉脑袋了

[00:22:19] 听说隋文帝杨坚死了

[00:22:21] 杨广继位

[00:22:23] 大赦天下

[00:22:24] 把您了给放出来了

[00:22:27] 你依然还不学好

[00:22:29] 又跟什么徐茂公

[00:22:31] 侯君集

[00:22:33] 呃

[00:22:33] 王伯党

[00:22:34] 谢英登

[00:22:35] 秦琼

[00:22:35] 单雄信

[00:22:36] 勾串到一块儿了

[00:22:39] 来了个

[00:22:40] 呃

[00:22:41] 大闹贾柳楼筷子令反山东

[00:22:44] 听说后来这个这个还走马取金皮三斧的定马刚

[00:22:50] 怎么的

[00:22:51] 你还做了三年混世魔王

[00:22:53] 大德天子

[00:22:54] 有这事吗

[00:22:55] 诶诶诶

[00:22:56] 有有有

[00:22:57] 孩子

[00:22:58] 你接茬往下说

[00:23:00] 我爱听