《第075集_大唐惊雷》歌词

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[00:00:00] 金锁关大帅

[00:00:02] 武国龙

[00:00:03] 五国虎

[00:00:06] 病毒计要想把程咬金、尉迟宝林一网打尽

[00:00:14] 咱们说了

[00:00:16] 假会谈的地点选在西山铁佛寺

[00:00:23] 他告诉这老当家的

[00:00:25] 约束众僧

[00:00:27] 有三个条件

[00:00:29] 不准跟外人接触

[00:00:31] 违令者杀

[00:00:32] 概不负责

[00:00:35] 这长老叫了尘呐

[00:00:38] 心里不乐意

[00:00:39] 惹不起人家

[00:00:42] 把大小和尚270 多人凑到一块儿

[00:00:46] 当众宣布

[00:00:48] 你们听话

[00:00:50] 这两天就在这院呆着

[00:00:53] 在这儿吃

[00:00:54] 在这儿拉

[00:00:55] 前院可别去

[00:00:57] 谁不听话

[00:00:58] 把命搭上

[00:01:00] 我可概不负责啊

[00:01:04] 说完了之后

[00:01:05] 大家散了

[00:01:07] 和尚也是人呢

[00:01:10] 大伙儿听了

[00:01:11] 心里特别扭

[00:01:12] 啊

[00:01:13] 这么大个地方

[00:01:14] 你不选怎么选我们这古刹呀

[00:01:17] 他跑这儿会谈什么玩意儿

[00:01:20] 哎呀

[00:01:20] 小胳膊拧不过大腿呀

[00:01:23] 这和尚免不了交头接耳

[00:01:26] 议论纷纷

[00:01:27] 仨一群

[00:01:28] 五个一伙

[00:01:29] 就议论这个事儿

[00:01:31] 其中有个和尚啊

[00:01:34] 叫修本

[00:01:36] 这和尚热心肠

[00:01:37] 突然想起件事儿来

[00:01:40] 他们那个庙上啊

[00:01:41] 来了个挂单的和尚

[00:01:44] 这和尚来了大概没20 天

[00:01:46] 也差不多

[00:01:48] 是个穷和尚

[00:01:49] 还双目失明

[00:01:51] 怪可怜的

[00:01:53] 老当家的一问

[00:01:55] 他说

[00:01:56] 你叫什么名啊

[00:01:57] 诶

[00:01:58] 他叫了凡

[00:02:01] 跟这老当家的要论起来

[00:02:03] 还师兄弟儿

[00:02:05] 老当家的问他

[00:02:07] 你是哪儿的和尚

[00:02:08] 他说

[00:02:08] 我五台山文殊院的

[00:02:10] 说既然是

[00:02:11] 那你上这儿干嘛呀

[00:02:12] 他说了

[00:02:13] 说我师父死了

[00:02:15] 圆寂了

[00:02:16] 我呢

[00:02:17] 在佛前许下誓愿

[00:02:19] 给我老师啊

[00:02:21] 修一座石塔

[00:02:23] 没钱呢

[00:02:24] 就这么目化四方

[00:02:26] 现在别的地儿都走了

[00:02:28] 西北这面还没来过

[00:02:31] 就为此目的

[00:02:33] 在这儿先挂单

[00:02:35] 在这寺外木化木化

[00:02:37] 筹措点钱

[00:02:40] 所以老师就答应了

[00:02:42] 这家了凡就住在这儿了

[00:02:45] 可他呢

[00:02:46] 双目失明

[00:02:47] 这人还有个毛病

[00:02:49] 自从住到庙上之后

[00:02:51] 大小和尚都烦他

[00:02:53] 他是白天一不烧香二不拜佛

[00:02:57] 白天你什么时候看他

[00:02:59] 什么时候他睡觉

[00:03:00] 哪那么多的觉啊

[00:03:03] 等到晚上人家睡觉了

[00:03:05] 他起来了

[00:03:06] 他是好动

[00:03:07] 而不好静

[00:03:09] 很少在家里过夜

[00:03:11] 也不知道晚上他上哪儿去

[00:03:14] 就为了这件事儿

[00:03:16] 老方丈找他谈过话呀

[00:03:17] 就问他

[00:03:19] 是你晚上夜不归宿

[00:03:21] 你就上哪儿去

[00:03:23] 那了凡还说呢

[00:03:25] 说老师

[00:03:26] 我不跟您说了吗

[00:03:27] 我许下心愿了

[00:03:29] 给我原来那老师呢

[00:03:31] 修一座石塔

[00:03:33] 这不得需要银子吗

[00:03:35] 这次我到你们西北来呀

[00:03:37] 认识三位财主

[00:03:40] 我答应了

[00:03:41] 给三位财主家做善事

[00:03:44] 每天晚上给他家祖坟诵经

[00:03:48] 另外呢

[00:03:49] 我还懂得扎针

[00:03:51] 还有几个病人呢

[00:03:53] 天天晚上我去护理

[00:03:55] 所以说呢

[00:03:56] 我才夜不归宿

[00:03:58] 了尘呢

[00:04:00] 半信半疑

[00:04:02] 有心追根寻原

[00:04:04] 又一想

[00:04:05] 犯不上

[00:04:07] 因为这个了凡呢

[00:04:08] 他是五台山文殊院的

[00:04:10] 不是我们铁佛寺的人

[00:04:12] 我管得着吗

[00:04:14] 再者一说

[00:04:16] 他住不了三日两早晨你就走了

[00:04:20] 我

[00:04:20] 我惹这事儿干嘛的

[00:04:22] 算了

[00:04:23] 就不问了

[00:04:25] 尽管他不问

[00:04:27] 议论是依然存在的

[00:04:29] 所以大和尚小和尚背后戳他脊梁骨

[00:04:33] 要认为他不是证人

[00:04:36] 肯定干了一些见不得人的事儿

[00:04:40] 那么咱说这个小和尚呢

[00:04:42] 心地良善

[00:04:45] 他觉着这个了凡这人不错

[00:04:48] 双目失明

[00:04:49] 可怜不带劲儿的

[00:04:51] 所以呢

[00:04:52] 想给他通知一声

[00:04:54] 这瞎眉火眼的

[00:04:55] 再出去就官兵把他杀了

[00:04:57] 怎么办呢

[00:04:59] 就这样

[00:05:00] 他到了屋了

[00:05:01] 一看就猜对了

[00:05:04] 这了凡头朝里脚朝着外呼呼的正睡呢

[00:05:09] 小和尚摇摇头

[00:05:11] 心说

[00:05:11] 真是没心没肺呀

[00:05:14] 到近前把他叫起来了

[00:05:16] 诶诶醒醒

[00:05:17] 诶醒醒醒醒醒醒醒醒醒醒

[00:05:22] 这廖凡被推醒了

[00:05:27] 哎

[00:05:28] 弥陀佛

[00:05:29] 谁呀我

[00:05:31] 我大师傅

[00:05:32] 你睡得怎么样

[00:05:33] 好香好香

[00:05:35] 正做梦呢

[00:05:36] 嗨

[00:05:37] 正因为你睡觉

[00:05:39] 你耽误事儿了

[00:05:40] 方才刚开了会

[00:05:41] 开会什么事

[00:05:43] 你住到我们庙上了

[00:05:45] 你得知道这个事儿是这么这么这么这么回事儿

[00:05:49] A

[00:05:51] 这一说谁也不准行动

[00:05:53] 对呀

[00:05:54] 你这两天最好别出门

[00:05:56] 听说山里山外都是军队

[00:05:59] 你再眼目不得劲儿

[00:06:01] 在倒霉

[00:06:02] 让人给你杀了可怎么办呢

[00:06:04] 啊

[00:06:04] 你呀

[00:06:05] 就在庙上先眯个三天两日的

[00:06:07] 等事儿过去了

[00:06:09] 你该什干什么你就干什么

[00:06:11] 嗯

[00:06:12] 那好吧

[00:06:14] 我谢谢你小师傅

[00:06:16] 多谢你关照

[00:06:18] 这瓶就借过去了

[00:06:21] 那位说

[00:06:21] 你说这有什么用

[00:06:22] 有什么用

[00:06:24] 你还没听出来吗

[00:06:26] 这个了凡和尚

[00:06:28] 是个了不起的高人呢

[00:06:31] 他说那话都是瞎话

[00:06:34] 他这实名也是假的

[00:06:37] 故弄玄虚

[00:06:38] 掩人耳目

[00:06:41] 那么

[00:06:41] 他究竟什么人

[00:06:43] 下文书咱再说

[00:06:45] 安下这个茬儿咱先不提

[00:06:49] 话分两头

[00:06:50] 还说吴国龙

[00:06:52] 一切安排就绪

[00:06:54] 派人到关上

[00:06:57] 把他兄弟也接了来

[00:06:58] 吴国虎带着偏副将也到了

[00:07:02] 把南北两山口检查检查

[00:07:04] 呵

[00:07:05] 一看都准备好了

[00:07:07] 弓上前

[00:07:08] 刀出鞘

[00:07:08] 密摆刀枪挥平

[00:07:10] 炮子、滚木雷石

[00:07:11] 应用之物

[00:07:12] 应有尽有

[00:07:13] 心说这回万无一失

[00:07:15] 程小金、尉迟宝林不来是便宜

[00:07:19] 来准死无疑

[00:07:23] 他们又详细的商量商量

[00:07:26] 下一步可能还发生什么事

[00:07:29] 咱不必细说了

[00:07:31] 光阴似箭

[00:07:33] 转眼之间到了第二天

[00:07:36] 诶

[00:07:38] 又安排了一会儿

[00:07:39] 到了正午了

[00:07:40] 正当午时吗

[00:07:43] 他们哥俩还琢磨呢

[00:07:44] 能不能有变化

[00:07:46] 程咬金跟尉迟宝林要变卦

[00:07:48] 不来怎么办

[00:07:49] 那不就前功尽弃了吗

[00:07:52] 正这时候

[00:07:53] 有人跑来送信

[00:07:55] 诶报军师

[00:07:56] 报二位元帅

[00:07:58] 程咬金

[00:07:59] 尉迟宝林来了啊

[00:08:02] 来了

[00:08:03] 现在在哪儿

[00:08:04] 快到了北山口了

[00:08:07] 带着多少人

[00:08:09] 这也不少

[00:08:10] 大概看那意思

[00:08:12] 有个两三千号吧

[00:08:14] 嗯

[00:08:16] 看来他们也已经有准备了

[00:08:18] 嗯

[00:08:19] 怕再多点

[00:08:21] 咱也收拾得了

[00:08:23] 高兄弟啊

[00:08:24] 准备迎接啊

[00:08:25] 众位注意啊

[00:08:27] 好戏要开场了

[00:08:29] 假戏真唱

[00:08:31] 要逼真点

[00:08:32] 听见了呢

[00:08:33] 听见了

[00:08:34] 都听见了

[00:08:36] 又栽了

[00:08:36] 一会儿报

[00:08:38] 发二位元帅

[00:08:40] 程咬金

[00:08:41] 尉迟宝林

[00:08:43] 快到吧

[00:08:44] 离这儿不到半里地

[00:08:45] 差不多少

[00:08:47] 武国荣一看咱这么慢

[00:08:49] 得出去接一接

[00:08:51] 表面上咱是想将啊

[00:08:53] 咱别端架子就上上马上马走到接去去

[00:08:58] 武国荣

[00:08:59] 武国虎带着刘同几个偏副将

[00:09:03] 在庙外上马

[00:09:05] 前来迎接

[00:09:07] 跟两头往一块儿凑合

[00:09:09] 那还不快

[00:09:10] 不远遇上了

[00:09:14] 武国荣

[00:09:15] 武国虎往对面一看

[00:09:17] 前面一匹大红马就是卷毛兽

[00:09:21] 大肚子蝈蝈

[00:09:22] 红金鞍玉佩呀

[00:09:25] 往马上一看

[00:09:26] 坐着个白胡子老头儿

[00:09:29] 回这老头儿

[00:09:30] 这坨儿上秤称一称

[00:09:33] 弄了300多斤

[00:09:35] 这肚子大的都出汗了

[00:09:37] 人没到肚子先到了

[00:09:40] 头上戴着三闪王帽

[00:09:43] 身穿大红袍

[00:09:45] 腰束金带

[00:09:47] 内衬甲胄

[00:09:49] 变脸朱眉

[00:09:51] 相貌凶恶

[00:09:54] 别看这么大的年岁了

[00:09:56] 脑门

[00:09:57] 鼻子

[00:09:57] 头锃明刷亮

[00:09:59] 气色是相当好

[00:10:02] 你是完得胜

[00:10:03] 钩挂着车轱辘

[00:10:04] 大斧子挎着防身宝剑

[00:10:07] 甭问肯定程咬金

[00:10:10] 那程咬金隔着窗户吹喇叭

[00:10:13] 名声在外呀

[00:10:15] 提起他来

[00:10:17] 东南东北

[00:10:18] 西南西北

[00:10:19] 四面八方

[00:10:20] 无人不知

[00:10:20] 无人不晓

[00:10:21] 妇孺皆知啊

[00:10:24] 武氏弟兄耳朵都磨出茧子来了

[00:10:27] 心说

[00:10:28] 这是想当年瓦岗山的混世魔王啊

[00:10:31] 这老家伙真能活

[00:10:34] 往后边一看

[00:10:35] 一个小伙

[00:10:36] 大院

[00:10:39] 20 左右岁

[00:10:40] 黑脸膛

[00:10:42] 正是尉迟宝林

[00:10:45] 过去见过

[00:10:46] 一头的能见不着吗

[00:10:48] 只是没什么交往

[00:10:51] 一看尉迟宝林头顶凤翅盔

[00:10:54] 披挂金锁

[00:10:56] 连帆甲外罩造罗袍

[00:10:59] 背后背鞭肋下佩宝剑

[00:11:02] 苗志桓得胜钩挂着丈八蛇矛枪

[00:11:06] 再往后看

[00:11:07] 出来偏副将

[00:11:09] 就是唐兵唐将

[00:11:11] 瘦小的精神

[00:11:13] 胖大的威风

[00:11:14] 一个个精神头十足啊

[00:11:18] 旱罢多时

[00:11:19] 军师刘同催马先过来了

[00:11:22] 哒哒哒哒哒哒哒哒要越

[00:11:26] 老千岁

[00:11:28] 诶尉迟将军

[00:11:31] 欢迎欢迎啊

[00:11:34] 你们来的真准时啊

[00:11:36] 来来来

[00:11:37] 我给介绍介绍

[00:11:40] 武国荣

[00:11:41] 五国虎

[00:11:42] 把马往前一带

[00:11:43] 刘同呢

[00:11:44] 闪到旁边给介绍

[00:11:46] 老千岁尉迟将军

[00:11:48] 这就是我们的郑元帅

[00:11:51] 副元帅

[00:11:53] 呃

[00:11:53] 我先恕个罪啊

[00:11:55] 武国龙

[00:11:56] 武国虎

[00:11:58] 龙虎二将啊

[00:11:59] 都是金锁关的主将

[00:12:01] 我就在他们手下认识

[00:12:04] 我二位大帅呀

[00:12:05] 这年纪大的就是鲁国公程老千岁

[00:12:09] 那个年轻的就是尉迟将军

[00:12:12] 名字叫宝林

[00:12:14] 大家彼此见过见过

[00:12:16] 你说这假戏得真唱啊

[00:12:19] 吴国龙把马往前一带

[00:12:21] 赶紧躬身施礼

[00:12:22] 哎呀呀呀

[00:12:23] 欢迎欢迎啊

[00:12:26] 老千岁啊

[00:12:27] 尉迟将军

[00:12:29] 有盔甲在身

[00:12:31] 不便下马

[00:12:32] 施以全礼

[00:12:34] 马上一躬

[00:12:35] 二位原谅

[00:12:36] 诶

[00:12:37] 此地并非讲话之所

[00:12:39] 咱们到庙里说话吧

[00:12:41] 里边请

[00:12:41] 里边请

[00:12:44] 都是武国荣说话

[00:12:46] 武国虎不言语

[00:12:48] 这小子脸沉着

[00:12:50] 后槽牙咬着

[00:12:52] 一瞅

[00:12:53] 这是一个不服

[00:12:54] 十个不忿

[00:12:56] 谁也没勒他

[00:12:58] 就这么的

[00:12:59] 并马往回走

[00:13:02] 程咬金呢

[00:13:03] 大肚子一挺

[00:13:04] 边走边弹

[00:13:06] 这马能快得了吗

[00:13:08] 揽翻蹄啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:13:12] 老程就打开话匣子了

[00:13:14] 二位啊

[00:13:16] 看来咱有缘呐

[00:13:18] 嗯

[00:13:19] 一回生两回熟啊

[00:13:22] 那么

[00:13:22] 不久的将来

[00:13:24] 咱们同殿称臣

[00:13:26] 一个锅里搅马勺

[00:13:28] 对不对啊

[00:13:29] 是

[00:13:29] 是老千岁说的对

[00:13:31] 真要有那一天

[00:13:33] 还望老千岁多加关照

[00:13:35] 没说的

[00:13:36] 没说的

[00:13:36] 没说的

[00:13:37] 诶我你们认识啊

[00:13:39] 太认识了

[00:13:41] 虽然没见过面临的大名我们早已就知道

[00:13:45] 那好

[00:13:47] 这玩意儿

[00:13:48] 这我跟你们哥俩说起来了

[00:13:51] 老百姓有那么句话

[00:13:53] 人老了奸

[00:13:54] 马老了滑呀

[00:13:56] 你们承认不

[00:13:57] 诶

[00:13:57] 诶是是是

[00:13:58] 人上了年纪了

[00:14:00] 是经验丰富

[00:14:01] 诶对喽

[00:14:02] 说他奸就奸到这儿

[00:14:04] 人生百态

[00:14:06] 酸甜苦辣都经历过来了

[00:14:09] 所以就说经验丰富

[00:14:11] 我可不是当着你们哥俩吹呀

[00:14:14] 我程咬金眼只毛都是空的

[00:14:18] 随便拽下一根来能当哨吹

[00:14:22] 你们信不

[00:14:23] 诶诶是是是

[00:14:25] 那当然是

[00:14:25] 嗨

[00:14:26] 想蒙我

[00:14:28] 想骗我

[00:14:29] 没门

[00:14:31] 咱们水贼过河

[00:14:33] 甭使狗刨

[00:14:35] 你一撅屁股

[00:14:37] 我就知道你拉什么屎

[00:14:39] 你眼睛一眨嘛

[00:14:40] 我就知道你想什么

[00:14:42] 诶

[00:14:43] 咱举个例子说

[00:14:45] 想当年我还年轻呢

[00:14:47] 在瓦岗山做混世魔王

[00:14:49] 大德天子有个靠山王杨林

[00:14:53] 你们听说过吗

[00:14:54] 听说过

[00:14:55] 那

[00:14:56] 那是13 节之中的那只知道杨广的叔叔

[00:15:00] 杨坚的兄弟

[00:15:01] 对了

[00:15:02] 就是他

[00:15:03] 杨凌厉害不厉害诶

[00:15:06] 就在瓦岗山下摆了一座一字长蛇阵

[00:15:10] 说什么要把瓦岗军一网打尽

[00:15:14] 我就骑马围着那阵转了一圈

[00:15:17] 马上就知道这阵怎么回事儿了

[00:15:19] 回去啪啪啪啪分兵派将

[00:15:22] 结果怎么样

[00:15:23] 大破一字成事呢

[00:15:26] 后来这个杨林不服劲儿

[00:15:29] 又摆下铜旗大阵

[00:15:31] 我又骑马转了一圈

[00:15:33] 明白了

[00:15:35] 所以说

[00:15:36] 八锤两剪倒铜旗

[00:15:39] 又破了铜旗阵

[00:15:41] 再举个例子

[00:15:43] 扬州所玉玺的事儿

[00:15:46] 你们听说过吗

[00:15:47] 诶听说过听说那就更精彩了

[00:15:52] 杨广听了鱼文化鸡的话

[00:15:55] 诶

[00:15:55] 怎么摆下了一座十条绝无计

[00:15:59] 十条绝户计

[00:16:01] 想把18 路反往一举全歼

[00:16:05] 够歹毒的

[00:16:07] 别的王子都相信了

[00:16:09] 唯独我没信呢

[00:16:11] 还是那句话

[00:16:12] 骑马转了一圈

[00:16:13] 明白了

[00:16:15] 看出是十条绝户计

[00:16:18] 我马上啪啪啪啪啪分兵派将

[00:16:22] 破了十条绝户计

[00:16:25] 结果杨广死了

[00:16:26] 宇文花姬死了

[00:16:28] 宇文成都死了

[00:16:30] 老杨离也归了位了

[00:16:32] 不但没害了旁人

[00:16:34] 相反把他们自己都害了

[00:16:37] 嗯

[00:16:38] 惨痛的教训

[00:16:40] 你们哥俩记住啊

[00:16:42] 千万办事不要算计人

[00:16:45] 算计人的人迟早算计自己

[00:16:49] 这叫搬砖砸脚面

[00:16:52] 反巧弄个拙

[00:16:54] 你们懂吗

[00:16:55] 哎

[00:16:56] 懂懂

[00:16:58] 吴国龙心说话

[00:17:01] 这老家伙什么意思

[00:17:03] 好像是难事啊

[00:17:05] 千万别干什么蠢事

[00:17:08] 莫非我这毒计

[00:17:10] 他也看出来了

[00:17:12] 噔噔噔噔噔噔

[00:17:13] 这心就跳成一个了

[00:17:16] 要不怎么说贼人胆虚呢

[00:17:19] 他猜不透程咬金是有意的还是无意的

[00:17:23] 说话间

[00:17:25] 到了山门

[00:17:26] 甩蹬离鞍

[00:17:27] 跳下坐骑

[00:17:28] 都有亲兵啊

[00:17:31] 那马是大将的

[00:17:32] 双腿都得交给自己人看管

[00:17:36] 自己的人过去

[00:17:37] 马匹牵走

[00:17:39] 老程带着宝林

[00:17:41] 身边带着40 名贴身保镖

[00:17:45] 其他的人都扎在庙外

[00:17:49] 宝林

[00:17:50] 吩咐一声

[00:17:50] 你们原地休息

[00:17:53] 大量啪

[00:17:57] 什么叫原地休息

[00:17:59] 啪啪啪啪啪

[00:18:01] 金木水火土

[00:18:03] 摆了五行大阵

[00:18:05] 坐地上

[00:18:08] 武国荣

[00:18:09] 武国虎

[00:18:10] 一看大清净啊

[00:18:13] 心说

[00:18:13] 这事先是有所准备啊

[00:18:16] 军兵多而不乱呢

[00:18:19] 哦

[00:18:20] 临来的时候把朕都学会了

[00:18:23] 这五行大阵

[00:18:25] 进可以攻

[00:18:25] 推可以守啊

[00:18:27] 今儿这事儿还玄乎啊

[00:18:31] 心里有点没底

[00:18:33] 但木已成舟

[00:18:35] 事到现在

[00:18:36] 只能往前进

[00:18:38] 不能往后退了

[00:18:41] 尽管这脸上有点不自然

[00:18:44] 依然是谈笑风生

[00:18:47] 老千岁

[00:18:48] 尉迟将军

[00:18:49] 里边请

[00:18:50] 里边请

[00:18:50] 里边请

[00:18:52] 说话之间

[00:18:53] 进了大殿

[00:18:55] 这大便呢

[00:18:57] 有一座铁柱的铁佛

[00:19:00] 怎么叫铁佛寺

[00:19:02] 高了下有两三丈高

[00:19:05] 前边是神爱

[00:19:08] 神案的前头摆的拜垫

[00:19:10] 现在都撤掉了

[00:19:12] 摆了两溜长桌

[00:19:14] 桌上铺着白台布

[00:19:16] 桌后头两溜椅子

[00:19:19] 猩猩红的辫子

[00:19:20] 谈判就这样

[00:19:24] 尉迟宝林程咬金偏副大将做了上垂首

[00:19:30] 武氏弟兄刘同等人坐在下垂首

[00:19:37] 夫人

[00:19:37] 现场

[00:19:39] 自己的亲兵都站在背后

[00:19:42] 一个个佩借

[00:19:44] 权当怒目而视

[00:19:48] 这屋里这空气啊

[00:19:50] 就是越来越紧张

[00:19:53] 武国龙坐定之后

[00:19:55] 嬉皮笑脸喝了两口茶

[00:19:58] 老千岁

[00:20:00] 尉迟将军

[00:20:02] 路不算远吧

[00:20:03] 你看那个选择这地方谈判还不错吧

[00:20:07] 啊

[00:20:07] 这地方风景如画

[00:20:10] 而且十分的幽静

[00:20:12] 诶嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿

[00:20:15] 你乐什么呢

[00:20:17] 有什么可乐的

[00:20:19] 这叫没话找话

[00:20:21] 自己给自己解嘲

[00:20:23] 显得非常不自然

[00:20:26] 程咬金是干什么的

[00:20:28] 在眼里

[00:20:29] 不揉沙子一瞅

[00:20:32] 心头就一颤

[00:20:34] 哎呀

[00:20:36] 这看出来了

[00:20:37] 这小子肯定没有信

[00:20:39] 投降

[00:20:41] 其中定有诡计

[00:20:43] 我要多加留神

[00:20:46] 那什么意思

[00:20:48] 眼睛是人心灵上的窗子

[00:20:51] 你看你心里怎么想

[00:20:53] 眼睛首先暴露

[00:20:56] 当官的审问犯人

[00:20:59] 诶先看眼睛

[00:21:01] 你

[00:21:02] 你眼睛对着我

[00:21:03] 你

[00:21:04] 你瞅瞅

[00:21:04] 从眼睛里头能找出许多许多破绽

[00:21:09] 那你看鼻子

[00:21:10] 看耳朵你看不出来

[00:21:11] 非看眼睛不可

[00:21:14] 程咬金经验丰富

[00:21:17] 所以

[00:21:17] 凭着直觉

[00:21:19] 就感觉到形势不太妙

[00:21:22] 就提高了警惕了

[00:21:24] 单说吴国龙诶

[00:21:28] 老千岁

[00:21:29] 尉迟将军

[00:21:30] 欢迎光临呐

[00:21:32] 这个这么办吧

[00:21:35] 嗯

[00:21:35] 谈判呢

[00:21:36] 咱有啥咱就说啥

[00:21:38] 诶对

[00:21:39] 弯弓射箭赵之崩

[00:21:41] 有什么咱们就捞杆子啊

[00:21:44] 那就说吧

[00:21:46] 你们想归堂

[00:21:48] 有哪些条件吗

[00:21:51] 有什么顾虑吗

[00:21:53] 尽管直说

[00:21:55] 啊

[00:21:55] 是是是是

[00:21:56] 老千岁

[00:21:58] 快人快语

[00:21:59] 痛快痛快

[00:22:02] 可是那个条件嘛

[00:22:05] 在这个啊

[00:22:07] 这

[00:22:09] 他支支吾吾

[00:22:11] 吞吞吐吐

[00:22:13] 有些话

[00:22:13] 抹不开说

[00:22:15] 他兄弟则不然呢

[00:22:17] 武伯虎在旁边急性子一扑

[00:22:20] 棱脑袋站起来了

[00:22:22] 程老千岁条件是有的

[00:22:26] 我先说

[00:22:28] 老程一看这小子满脸横丝肉

[00:22:31] 二目凶光四射

[00:22:33] 点了点头

[00:22:34] 行

[00:22:35] 说吧

[00:22:36] 我们要详谈嘛

[00:22:39] 起码唐天子的家风

[00:22:42] 我们哥俩为王子

[00:22:45] 不是

[00:22:46] 王爷

[00:22:47] 我们不能干

[00:22:48] 头一个条件

[00:22:50] 第二个条件

[00:22:51] 王子得有领地

[00:22:53] 中原大官哪地儿好

[00:22:56] 我们就挑哪个地儿

[00:22:58] 嗯

[00:22:59] 不知你们意下如何

[00:23:01] 嘿

[00:23:02] 老程闻听是火旺上撞