《第65集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 火阎王张大鹏

[00:00:04] 让于成龙啊

[00:00:06] 把赃物分成15 份

[00:00:10] 每人一份

[00:00:12] 这里头有金子有银子

[00:00:14] 有制钱

[00:00:16] 有布匹绸缎

[00:00:18] 诶什么都有吧

[00:00:21] 这帮小贼

[00:00:22] 一个个是眉飞色舞啊

[00:00:24] 谢大哥

[00:00:25] 谢大爷

[00:00:26] 谢大哥赏

[00:00:27] 拿着拿着拿着

[00:00:29] 跟张某人干

[00:00:32] 有你们吃的

[00:00:33] 有你们喝的

[00:00:34] 还得有你们的存香

[00:00:37] 都拿完了

[00:00:38] 还剩下一份

[00:00:40] 我说姚二虎子

[00:00:43] 这份是你的啊啊

[00:00:46] 别别别别别无功受禄

[00:00:49] 寝食不安呢

[00:00:51] 我我刚入伙

[00:00:53] 啥都没干呢

[00:00:54] 我咋好分一份

[00:00:56] 不不不不

[00:00:57] 我我我谢谢大哥

[00:00:59] 我不能要诶

[00:01:01] 入伙就是自家人

[00:01:04] 干没干是一回事儿

[00:01:06] 既是自家人

[00:01:07] 就得有你一份

[00:01:09] 这怨你命好

[00:01:11] 拿着拿着

[00:01:12] 拿着

[00:01:14] 好

[00:01:14] 那我谢谢头领了

[00:01:18] 于成龙也分了一份

[00:01:20] 张大鹏今儿个格外的高兴

[00:01:23] 呃

[00:01:24] 老七

[00:01:25] 下边酒肉做好了吗

[00:01:28] 回大哥

[00:01:29] 都做好了

[00:01:30] 来

[00:01:31] 咱们一醉方休

[00:01:33] 走啊走啊

[00:01:34] 吃啊喝呀

[00:01:36] 也包括于成龙在内

[00:01:38] 到了前边配殿屋里头罗列杯盘

[00:01:42] 大家团团围坐

[00:01:45] 你说这地方是个贼窝呀

[00:01:47] 就不甚讲究

[00:01:50] 也不按座次

[00:01:51] 爱坐哪儿坐哪儿

[00:01:53] 没那么多座就站着

[00:01:56] 有的蹬着石头

[00:01:58] 有的叉着腰

[00:02:00] 什么德行的都有啊

[00:02:02] 中间放着几个大盆

[00:02:05] 里边煮的肥肉

[00:02:07] 和瘦肉周围摆了几个菜

[00:02:10] 烧鸡扒鸭子

[00:02:12] 剩下是两坛子好酒碗没那么多

[00:02:17] 诶有的就轮流着喝

[00:02:20] 大家是频频敬酒啊

[00:02:23] 于成龙偷眼一看

[00:02:25] 就这伙人

[00:02:27] 真叫土匪强盗啊

[00:02:31] 抢人家的东西

[00:02:33] 杀人越货

[00:02:34] 自己是花天酒地

[00:02:37] 真是可恶之极

[00:02:40] 没想到自己朝廷的命官跑到贼堆里头来了

[00:02:45] 那没办法

[00:02:46] 就得忍着

[00:02:47] 也假装在这高兴

[00:02:50] 也吃也喝

[00:02:52] 张大鹏把碗端起来了

[00:02:55] 弟兄们

[00:02:58] 今儿个有两件喜事

[00:03:01] 头一件事每个人发了笔小财

[00:03:06] 你们都分了东西了是吧

[00:03:09] 另外呢

[00:03:10] 我们又请来师爷

[00:03:13] 这杨二胡子正式入伙

[00:03:17] 我增添了左膀右臂

[00:03:20] 也值得祝贺

[00:03:22] 大家说是吗

[00:03:23] 是啊是啊是啊

[00:03:25] 既然这样

[00:03:26] 给杨二胡子敬点酒喝

[00:03:29] 诶

[00:03:29] 来了

[00:03:30] 我说师爷

[00:03:31] 请请请你喝我的师爷

[00:03:34] 别听他的

[00:03:34] 喝我的师爷

[00:03:36] 喝喝我的

[00:03:37] 什么味儿的都有

[00:03:40] 于成龙是来者不拒啊

[00:03:42] 于成龙说

[00:03:43] 这么办

[00:03:44] 你们把这酒都倒好了

[00:03:46] 摆在我的面前

[00:03:48] 我挨个喝

[00:03:50] 诶

[00:03:51] 谁敬我我都喝

[00:03:53] 杨二胡子师爷你口气可不小啊

[00:03:59] 我们十几个人的酒你都能喝了

[00:04:02] 反正我老头子没别的能耐

[00:04:06] 喝酒还有两下子

[00:04:08] 嗯

[00:04:08] 大概差不多吧

[00:04:09] 呵

[00:04:10] 行啊

[00:04:10] 来来来看他能喝得了不

[00:04:14] 就这么把酒全斟满了

[00:04:16] 再看于成龙

[00:04:18] 一不慌二不忙

[00:04:19] 跟喝凉水差不多少吨吨吨吨吨吨吨

[00:04:25] 啊

[00:04:26] 把碗底一翻

[00:04:27] 一滴酒都不滴

[00:04:29] 干了一碗

[00:04:30] 接着喝

[00:04:31] 第二碗

[00:04:32] 第三碗

[00:04:32] 第四碗

[00:04:33] 第五碗

[00:04:34] 喝完了

[00:04:35] 那又倒上了

[00:04:36] 就这么转了两圈

[00:04:38] 在场的人无不惊骇

[00:04:42] 哎哟

[00:04:44] 我说师爷海量啊

[00:04:48] 师爷

[00:04:49] 你

[00:04:49] 你真能行诶

[00:04:51] 你压倒了我们了

[00:04:53] 能喝这么多

[00:04:54] 嘿嘿

[00:04:55] 我没说我这人天生的没出息

[00:04:59] 张大鹏就说

[00:05:01] 我杨二胡子

[00:05:02] 别逞能啊

[00:05:04] 喝太多了可伤身

[00:05:06] 嘿嘿

[00:05:07] 我这人就没出息

[00:05:09] 哈哈

[00:05:09] 不喝了不喝了

[00:05:10] 谢谢各位

[00:05:11] 谢谢各位

[00:05:11] 我可得吃点东西喽

[00:05:16] 于成龙在这儿吃着

[00:05:19] 就听这张大鹏跟大伙儿商量

[00:05:22] 下一步上哪个方向去作案

[00:05:26] 抢谁家杀谁

[00:05:29] 他们谈的是津津有味

[00:05:32] 于成龙做到心里头有数

[00:05:35] 但他又盘算苏朝清

[00:05:38] 昨天傍黑儿的时候我们俩分的手

[00:05:42] 我叫他上麻城去搬兵去

[00:05:45] 也该来了

[00:05:47] 怎么到现在还没动静

[00:05:50] 等这帮小子一散

[00:05:51] 再抓就不容易了

[00:05:53] 他暗自着急

[00:05:55] 想出去查看查看

[00:05:58] 我头儿

[00:05:59] 各位

[00:06:00] 我这肚子小点

[00:06:03] 哎呀

[00:06:03] 装了满满一肚子

[00:06:05] 我得出去放一放

[00:06:06] 不家肚皮就爆炸了

[00:06:08] 嘿嘿

[00:06:09] 对不起

[00:06:10] 对不起啊

[00:06:11] 我方便方便

[00:06:12] 去吧去吧去吧

[00:06:13] 快去快回啊

[00:06:15] 还得喝

[00:06:17] 于成龙找了个借口出来了

[00:06:21] 一看那帮小子喝的烂醉如泥

[00:06:24] 谁也没注意他

[00:06:25] 他就溜出庙门

[00:06:28] 站在台阶上东瞧西看

[00:06:32] 没人

[00:06:33] 也没动静心说

[00:06:35] 这个朝清

[00:06:36] 你怎么办

[00:06:38] 事儿这么拖沓

[00:06:39] 你不知道我现在身处险境

[00:06:42] 在虎口之中吧

[00:06:44] 哎呀

[00:06:46] 他正在着急这么功夫

[00:06:48] 就听有人叫他

[00:06:51] 大人

[00:06:53] 大人诶

[00:06:55] 朝清的声音

[00:06:57] 他甩脸一看

[00:06:59] 苏朝清从树林里头偷偷摸摸出来了

[00:07:03] 正冲他招手

[00:07:05] 大人

[00:07:06] 我

[00:07:08] 回来了

[00:07:09] 回来了

[00:07:10] 人呢

[00:07:11] 都来了

[00:07:14] 说着话

[00:07:15] 一挥手

[00:07:16] 于成龙这才发现

[00:07:18] 树后头草丛中庙的周围有三四十号啊

[00:07:26] 都是精壮的官兵

[00:07:29] 从麻城借来的

[00:07:31] 还有捕快

[00:07:33] 为首带队的非是旁人

[00:07:36] 正是麻城县的县令孙耀祖

[00:07:39] 孙耀祖手里头也拎着把刀

[00:07:42] 也跟来了书中代言

[00:07:46] 这朝清昨天呢

[00:07:47] 真没闲着

[00:07:48] 把他累坏了

[00:07:50] 一口气儿跑到麻城

[00:07:52] 天就似亮似不亮了

[00:07:55] 他一口水也没喝

[00:07:57] 一口东西也没吃

[00:07:59] 你想这人是肉的

[00:08:01] 能受得了吗

[00:08:02] 他一看

[00:08:03] 天还没怎么亮

[00:08:05] 城门还关着

[00:08:06] 他也没劲儿了

[00:08:08] 就倒到护城河边

[00:08:10] 他睡着了

[00:08:11] 这一觉睡得跟死猪一样

[00:08:14] 等城门开了之后

[00:08:16] 过往的人一看

[00:08:17] 这怎么有个死岛

[00:08:19] 仔细一看

[00:08:20] 没死

[00:08:21] 睡着了

[00:08:22] 有人就报了官了

[00:08:24] 官府把他拖到衙门里头

[00:08:27] 孙耀祖认得他呀

[00:08:29] 这一看是二府大人手下的总管呢

[00:08:33] 苏总管

[00:08:35] 赶紧把他给唤醒了

[00:08:37] 哎呀

[00:08:38] 他就指着肚子

[00:08:39] 指指嘴

[00:08:40] 那意思我又渴又饿

[00:08:43] 把吃的喝的给他准备了

[00:08:46] 苏朝清狼吞虎咽吃完了

[00:08:49] 才缓过这口气儿了

[00:08:50] 哎

[00:08:52] 我说孙大人

[00:08:53] 快快快快

[00:08:55] 什么事

[00:08:56] 快点调人吧

[00:08:59] 我们知府大人现在在个庙

[00:09:03] 叫三清观

[00:09:04] 正捉拿巨寇张大鹏

[00:09:07] 他一个人深入虎穴

[00:09:10] 进了庙了

[00:09:11] 让我来搬兵来

[00:09:13] 他现在处险境

[00:09:15] 十分危险

[00:09:17] 咱们去早了

[00:09:18] 也许他有命

[00:09:19] 去晚了

[00:09:20] 说不定会发生什么事啊

[00:09:23] 哎呀呀呀呀

[00:09:24] 快准备

[00:09:26] 调了三四十号

[00:09:28] 都是精壮的人

[00:09:30] 每人一匹快马

[00:09:32] 这才赶回三清关

[00:09:36] 那个说骑马能没动静了

[00:09:38] 在一里之外

[00:09:40] 他们就下了马了

[00:09:41] 派专人在那儿负责看马

[00:09:44] 剩下的人步行蹑足前踪

[00:09:48] 来到三清观

[00:09:50] 埋伏在四周听候消息

[00:09:53] 苏朝清那心都提到嗓子眼儿

[00:09:56] 看看三清怪

[00:09:58] 摘耳朵再听听

[00:10:00] 什么声音也没有

[00:10:02] 他害怕了

[00:10:04] 心说

[00:10:04] 我们老爷出事了吧

[00:10:06] 这帮贼跑了吧

[00:10:08] 哎呀

[00:10:09] 天内老天爷保佑

[00:10:11] 我们大人可是好人呢

[00:10:13] 国家的栋梁

[00:10:15] 千万别发生事儿

[00:10:17] 等了半天

[00:10:18] 里头没动静儿

[00:10:19] 苏朝清刚想进去看个究竟

[00:10:22] 正这时候

[00:10:23] 于成龙出来了

[00:10:25] 这就是以往的经过

[00:10:27] 于成龙一听

[00:10:29] 都来了

[00:10:30] 来的人手够用

[00:10:32] 于成龙点了点头

[00:10:34] 跟孙耀祖说

[00:10:36] 孙大人

[00:10:38] 借众

[00:10:39] 借众

[00:10:39] 麻烦你了

[00:10:41] 都在里边喝酒

[00:10:42] 都在西配殿呢

[00:10:44] 一个也不少

[00:10:45] 一共14 个

[00:10:47] 我明白

[00:10:48] 那就麻烦你了

[00:10:50] 我就不去了

[00:10:52] 老头子也累了

[00:10:54] 于成龙没进庙

[00:10:55] 就这么进了树林

[00:10:57] 有人陪着

[00:10:58] 找个地方去歇着去了

[00:11:00] 孙耀祖把大手一招

[00:11:02] 喝令一声冲哗

[00:11:08] 众官差如狼似虎

[00:11:10] 闯进三清观

[00:11:12] 直奔配殿

[00:11:14] 这帮土匪还没明白怎么回事儿呢

[00:11:18] 就让官兵给摁住了

[00:11:21] 一个呢

[00:11:22] 他没加防范

[00:11:24] 兵器也不在手边儿

[00:11:26] 二一个事出突然

[00:11:29] 没有准备

[00:11:30] 包括张大鹏那家叫活阎王

[00:11:34] 有个三个五个到不了他近前

[00:11:36] 杀人不眨眼

[00:11:39] 但今儿个喝多了

[00:11:41] 所以坐那没挪窝

[00:11:43] 就叫人给摁不住了

[00:11:44] 等他们也明白过来

[00:11:46] 被五花大绑勒的紧紧的

[00:11:49] 就拖出三清观

[00:11:52] 孙耀祖一看来数数数12344 个

[00:11:56] 14 个

[00:11:57] 再给我搜

[00:12:00] 庙里庙外搜了个底朝上

[00:12:03] 搜出不少赃物

[00:12:05] 叫人装到口袋里头扛着

[00:12:08] 然后吩咐一声

[00:12:10] 撤

[00:12:11] 一律带回麻城

[00:12:14] 到麻城

[00:12:15] 这不是目的呀

[00:12:17] 这块有这块的管辖地界

[00:12:20] 把他们塞到牢房里头

[00:12:22] 于成龙交代的清楚

[00:12:24] 我回黄州

[00:12:25] 然后派专人把他们送到黄州处置

[00:12:30] 呃

[00:12:31] 孙大老爷

[00:12:32] 你也麻烦跟着一趟吧

[00:12:33] 孙耀祖说好吧

[00:12:35] 我抓的差事

[00:12:36] 我审问

[00:12:38] 就这样回到黄州就到了第二天了

[00:12:42] 于成龙也缓过乏来了

[00:12:45] 吩咐一声

[00:12:46] 让孙耀祖升堂问案

[00:12:50] 孙耀祖点头

[00:12:51] 行行行

[00:12:52] 我代替二府同知

[00:12:54] 他是满身官服

[00:12:56] 升坐宫位

[00:12:58] 三班六房分立两旁

[00:13:01] 堂口下摆着各种各样的刑具

[00:13:06] 战堂的军兵虎着脸

[00:13:08] 拎着棒子和皮鞭

[00:13:11] 就这边儿

[00:13:13] 胆儿小弟

[00:13:14] 上来得尿裤子

[00:13:17] 孙耀祖居中而坐

[00:13:21] 这会儿

[00:13:21] 于成龙搬了把椅子

[00:13:24] 坐到屏风后头

[00:13:26] 鸭子腿儿拧着

[00:13:27] 品着茶

[00:13:29] 在这听着

[00:13:31] 孙耀祖把惊堂木一拍

[00:13:33] 啪

[00:13:35] 把罪犯带上来

[00:13:37] 把罪犯带上来

[00:13:40] 14 个穿成一串儿

[00:13:43] 带到堂上来了

[00:13:45] 没等问呢

[00:13:47] 又是皮鞭

[00:13:49] 又是窝心脚

[00:13:51] 又是电炮啊

[00:13:52] 这顿揍叫他妈当贼

[00:13:55] 我叫你他呸呸

[00:13:57] 他啪啪哎哟哎哟哎哟呸啪滚滚

[00:14:02] 煞煞你的威风

[00:14:04] 到这儿

[00:14:05] 虎你得卧着

[00:14:07] 龙你得盘着

[00:14:09] 这就叫人犯王法身无主啊

[00:14:13] 你甭说古代

[00:14:14] 封建年代

[00:14:16] 现在也一样

[00:14:18] 你进了监狱

[00:14:19] 不老实行吗

[00:14:21] 你不老是没人收拾你吗

[00:14:24] 不行

[00:14:25] 什么叫法律的威严

[00:14:29] 再看包括张大鹏在内

[00:14:32] 一拉溜全归好了

[00:14:33] 一个个是鼻青脸肿

[00:14:36] 孙耀祖挨个给他们相了相面

[00:14:40] 嗯

[00:14:42] 这就是黄州地面一个巨贼

[00:14:47] 这帮家伙

[00:14:49] 光我知道就14 起人命案

[00:14:54] 其他的不算呢

[00:14:55] 绑票

[00:14:56] 酒起

[00:14:57] 嗯

[00:14:58] 砸抢

[00:14:59] 明火几次

[00:15:02] 抓都抓不着

[00:15:03] 为这事我没少担责任

[00:15:06] 叫湖北巡抚

[00:15:08] 诶

[00:15:08] 这张大老爷把我骂毁了都

[00:15:12] 今天我总算出了这口气了

[00:15:15] 要没有于成龙于大人帮忙

[00:15:18] 这案子还破不了

[00:15:20] 今儿个讲不了说不起

[00:15:22] 我得先出出气

[00:15:24] 我好好收拾收拾他们

[00:15:26] 嗯

[00:15:29] 想到这儿

[00:15:30] 他满面奸笑

[00:15:35] 你

[00:15:38] 你叫什么名儿

[00:15:40] 张大鹏啊

[00:15:43] 火阎王是你吗

[00:15:45] 对

[00:15:46] 这小子还挺横

[00:15:48] 哪里人士

[00:15:51] 就是黄州本地人呢

[00:15:53] 我且问你

[00:15:56] 你为什么要当贼

[00:16:00] 为什么杀人越货给我

[00:16:03] 从实的讲来

[00:16:05] 什么时候当的贼

[00:16:07] 都做过哪些案子

[00:16:10] 要遗漏了一件

[00:16:11] 我也不答应

[00:16:12] 刷刷刷

[00:16:15] 大人

[00:16:17] 咱俩商量商量

[00:16:19] 行不

[00:16:20] 我知道我身犯了死罪

[00:16:24] 我死几个来回都应该的

[00:16:27] 反正我承认我杀人了

[00:16:29] 你怎么处置也不为过

[00:16:32] 你要叫我从头到尾那么数落

[00:16:35] 我也记不清了

[00:16:36] 在我手上的人命

[00:16:39] 有老的有小的

[00:16:40] 有男的有女的

[00:16:41] 大概

[00:16:43] 能有

[00:16:44] 有几十口子吧

[00:16:45] 我记不清了

[00:16:47] 你

[00:16:47] 你

[00:16:47] 你打死我我我也交代不出来

[00:16:50] 你看着处置吧

[00:16:51] 啊待

[00:16:53] 张大鹏

[00:16:55] 你这就叫抵赖呀

[00:16:57] 嗯

[00:16:59] 你记不住

[00:16:59] 我不信

[00:17:01] 这不是说一天吃几顿饭

[00:17:03] 都吃的什么

[00:17:04] 从旮旯一降生到现在

[00:17:06] 我叫你数

[00:17:07] 说那叫强人所难

[00:17:10] 谁能记得住

[00:17:11] 杀人

[00:17:12] 人命关天

[00:17:14] 你能忘得了吗

[00:17:15] 狡辩

[00:17:17] 来人

[00:17:18] 拿夹棍子给我夹上看他招不招

[00:17:24] 14 个人都给加上了

[00:17:27] 那个说

[00:17:28] 怎么不问青红皂白

[00:17:30] 他们手上都有人命

[00:17:32] 这个所有当官的都知道

[00:17:35] 因为加入张大鹏这伙儿

[00:17:38] 不管你是谁

[00:17:40] 你先得杀个人

[00:17:42] 这才能加入他这伙

[00:17:44] 他才收留你

[00:17:46] 不杀人他不收

[00:17:48] 怕你将来反水变卦

[00:17:50] 再把他出卖了

[00:17:52] 你要杀个人呢

[00:17:54] 你就把他出卖

[00:17:55] 你也好不了啊

[00:17:56] 所以免去后顾之忧

[00:18:00] 就是在场这14 个人

[00:18:02] 全有命案

[00:18:04] 夹他也不冤

[00:18:05] 方才咱说了

[00:18:07] 孙耀祖恨透他们了

[00:18:10] 想收拾收拾他们

[00:18:11] 出出这口气

[00:18:13] 所以都给加上了加

[00:18:16] 狠狠地夹

[00:18:19] 咱说过呀

[00:18:21] 这夹棍这东西叫五行之祖啊

[00:18:25] 能把皮肉夹烂了

[00:18:27] 夹碎了

[00:18:29] 那无情木在腿肚上

[00:18:31] 这一家谁受得了啊

[00:18:34] 就包括张大鹏在内

[00:18:36] 是狼哭鬼嚎

[00:18:38] 啊呀啊呀

[00:18:44] 这回这大堂上赶上屠宰场差不多少了的

[00:18:49] 闹翻了天

[00:18:51] 然后孙耀祖一摆手

[00:18:53] 收了这刑

[00:18:56] 放开之后又问

[00:18:57] 怎么样

[00:18:58] 说不说老爷家成残废

[00:19:03] 我也记不清了

[00:19:05] 你这诚心跟我们过不去啊

[00:19:08] 我们有人命就是有人命

[00:19:11] 你怎么处置都行

[00:19:13] 你加我也想不起来了

[00:19:16] 再给我加

[00:19:19] 就折腾老半天

[00:19:21] 这些人是死去活来

[00:19:23] 于成龙在屏风后头喝着水

[00:19:25] 听着就直皱眉

[00:19:28] 他明白孙耀祖的意思

[00:19:30] 只是为了出气

[00:19:32] 心说

[00:19:32] 孙知县呢

[00:19:34] 你这么做也有点过分

[00:19:36] 是这帮小子可杀不可留

[00:19:39] 但你这么折腾

[00:19:41] 一旦他们挺行

[00:19:43] 不过死到大堂上

[00:19:45] 你我都得担责任

[00:19:48] 按照大清律

[00:19:50] 罪犯罪名再大

[00:19:52] 没有口供

[00:19:54] 挺行

[00:19:55] 不过死了当官的要受处分

[00:19:59] 起码丢官罢职

[00:20:01] 弄不好了

[00:20:02] 不但丢了官

[00:20:04] 还得进监狱

[00:20:05] 所以

[00:20:06] 于成龙就不能不管了

[00:20:08] 于成龙赶紧站起来

[00:20:10] 从屏风后头往外转转到前边

[00:20:13] 压低声音跟孙耀祖说

[00:20:17] 孙大人

[00:20:18] 行了

[00:20:20] 差不多了

[00:20:21] 诶诶诶诶诶听您的

[00:20:24] 知县不得听知府的吗

[00:20:27] 所以行全松开了

[00:20:30] 这14 个人是东倒西歪

[00:20:33] 张着大嘴喘粗气

[00:20:36] 于成荣不慌不忙来到张大鹏的近前蹲下了

[00:20:45] 我说张大鹏啊

[00:20:48] 你看看老朽

[00:20:50] 我是谁

[00:20:51] 哎呀哎呀哎呀

[00:20:55] 收拾他收拾的最厉害

[00:20:57] 下半身已经动不了了

[00:21:00] 张大鹏那魂儿都没了

[00:21:02] 都这阵儿慢慢的往回收

[00:21:06] 诶

[00:21:07] 差不多少了

[00:21:08] 他眼睛有点发花

[00:21:11] 又待了一会儿

[00:21:12] 恢复正常了啊

[00:21:15] 心说

[00:21:16] 这老头儿谁呀

[00:21:17] 这当官的朝珠卜卦大官帽满脸带笑

[00:21:23] 诶

[00:21:24] 我在哪儿见过呀

[00:21:25] 这么眼熟啊

[00:21:27] 我没有当官的朋友啊

[00:21:30] 他谁

[00:21:32] 哎哟

[00:21:33] 想起来了

[00:21:35] 这不杨二胡子吗

[00:21:37] 我新收的那个师爷啊

[00:21:41] 明白了

[00:21:42] 明白了

[00:21:43] 我上当了

[00:21:44] 诶呀

[00:21:45] 我上当了

[00:21:46] 我倒霉倒他身上了

[00:21:49] 想到这儿

[00:21:51] 张大鹏冷笑了一声

[00:21:53] 好

[00:21:54] 你是杨二胡子

[00:21:56] 我不是杨二胡子

[00:21:58] 我叫于成龙

[00:22:01] 嘿

[00:22:03] 于大人

[00:22:04] 我服了

[00:22:05] 我服了

[00:22:07] 我算栽到你手上了

[00:22:10] 终日打雁

[00:22:11] 叫雁把我眼签了

[00:22:13] 好好好好好于大人

[00:22:16] 你真有两下子

[00:22:22] 大鹏啊

[00:22:24] 哎

[00:22:25] 怎么说呢

[00:22:27] 人犯王法身无辱啊诶

[00:22:31] 本官

[00:22:33] 我管的就是这档子事儿

[00:22:35] 专管捕盗抓贼

[00:22:38] 维护社会治安

[00:22:41] 你等是国家绝对不允许的

[00:22:45] 嗯

[00:22:46] 你也别怨天

[00:22:48] 你也别怨地

[00:22:49] 怨你自己把你自己给毁了啊

[00:22:54] 本官就得按律定你的罪

[00:22:58] 但是

[00:22:59] 话又说回来了

[00:23:01] 这一日相见

[00:23:03] 你们对我都不错

[00:23:06] 包括那个老七

[00:23:08] 又给我酒

[00:23:10] 又给我肉啊

[00:23:12] 又给我做姜汤洗

[00:23:14] 老连嫔

[00:23:15] 我很感激你们

[00:23:18] 但感激归感激

[00:23:21] 治罪归治罪呀

[00:23:24] 啊

[00:23:25] 这样吧

[00:23:27] 你们呢

[00:23:28] 好好想想

[00:23:29] 都做过哪些案

[00:23:31] 一五一十要据实供来