《第77集 (节目)》歌词

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[00:00:00] 决心以指叶秋生

[00:00:03] 要给他哥哥拔号

[00:00:06] 来到月台上

[00:00:09] 会逗窦尔顿

[00:00:12] 虽然说窦尔敦一生忠厚

[00:00:15] 非常谦虚

[00:00:18] 但是分什么事

[00:00:20] 他今儿一看呢

[00:00:22] 这叶氏哥俩不是好东西

[00:00:26] 不把他们扳倒

[00:00:28] 很多的事情就达不到目的

[00:00:31] 所以到了现在

[00:00:33] 也不愿意多说话了

[00:00:36] 说也是对牛弹琴

[00:00:40] 因此晃双掌大战叶秋生

[00:00:45] 叶秋生可厉害啊

[00:00:47] 那食指跟钢条一样

[00:00:50] 木板都能穿透

[00:00:52] 要戳到人身上

[00:00:54] 好的了吗

[00:00:55] 窦尔敦夹着120 分的谨慎

[00:00:59] 抖擞精神在此应战

[00:01:03] 台上台下的人无不替铁罗汉担心

[00:01:09] 柯特朗看着看着

[00:01:11] 把眼闭上了

[00:01:13] 一个劲儿念佛

[00:01:15] 别看他不是出家人

[00:01:17] 信奉佛教啊

[00:01:20] 心里的默默祷告

[00:01:22] 菩萨保佑

[00:01:24] 菩萨保佑啊

[00:01:26] 南无大慈大悲观世音菩萨

[00:01:29] 保佑我兄弟化险为夷

[00:01:33] 保佑我兄弟千万别出差错

[00:01:36] 弥陀佛

[00:01:37] 弥陀佛

[00:01:38] 弥陀佛

[00:01:40] 上官元婴眼睛瞪得溜圆

[00:01:44] 把那拳头攥得嘎巴嘎巴直响

[00:01:47] 替窦尔敦使劲

[00:01:50] 上官元英心说话

[00:01:52] 我要赶上我兄弟那两下

[00:01:54] 我早就过去了

[00:01:56] 可以

[00:01:57] 现在自己的本事过去也白给

[00:02:01] 岂不是给我兄弟丢人现眼呢

[00:02:05] 他是全神贯注在这儿观战

[00:02:09] 打斗的50 回合

[00:02:11] 未分胜负

[00:02:14] 就在这时候

[00:02:16] 台底下有人说话了

[00:02:18] 哈哈

[00:02:19] 精彩过瘾

[00:02:23] 打的好

[00:02:24] 来来来

[00:02:26] 我也凑凑气

[00:02:29] 这主说着

[00:02:31] 不慌不忙顺台阶走上月台

[00:02:35] 二位别打了

[00:02:37] 诶借光借光

[00:02:39] 我先说几句好吗

[00:02:42] 这么一来

[00:02:43] 这仗怎么打了

[00:02:46] 叶秋生

[00:02:47] 窦尔敦虚晃一招

[00:02:50] 跳出圈外

[00:02:52] 铁罗汉

[00:02:53] 回头一看呢

[00:02:55] 乐坏了

[00:02:57] 面前站个老头儿

[00:03:00] 非是旁人

[00:03:01] 正是铁散仙富华臣

[00:03:05] 付春宝的爷爷

[00:03:08] 这老头儿有能耐

[00:03:11] 而且是老师

[00:03:13] 海静大法师最好的朋友

[00:03:16] 窦东跟人家学过能耐啊

[00:03:19] 心说

[00:03:20] 他老人家什么时候来的

[00:03:23] 想到这儿

[00:03:24] 窦尔敦是倒身便拜

[00:03:27] 蒙叔

[00:03:28] 原来是您呢

[00:03:30] 您什么时候到的好诶起来起来起来哈哈

[00:03:38] 窦尔敦站起来了

[00:03:40] 傅华陈拍着窦尔敦的肩膀

[00:03:44] 孩儿啊

[00:03:45] 有出息

[00:03:48] 这功夫

[00:03:49] 长进了不少啊

[00:03:51] 我一直在台下看热闹

[00:03:53] 嗯

[00:03:54] 行

[00:03:56] 孺子可教也

[00:03:59] 但是孩子

[00:04:00] 你别忘了

[00:04:01] 山大了

[00:04:03] 什么兽都有

[00:04:05] 林子密了

[00:04:06] 什么鸟都有

[00:04:09] 江湖什么人都有

[00:04:12] 就有那个不知道天高地厚的

[00:04:16] 哎

[00:04:17] 今儿个你遇上不讲理的人了

[00:04:20] 就得我亲自出面跟他摆摆道理

[00:04:24] 好

[00:04:25] 诶

[00:04:25] 下去歇会儿

[00:04:27] 养精蓄锐啊

[00:04:29] 一会儿大周还得压主角还得你唱

[00:04:34] 我无非给敲敲编鼓而已

[00:04:39] 那老头儿多能说

[00:04:42] 窦尔墩乐得利用这机会喘喘气儿

[00:04:45] 回归本队

[00:04:46] 往椅子上一坐

[00:04:50] 大伙儿一看

[00:04:51] 是富华臣

[00:04:53] 哎呀

[00:04:53] 高兴的不得了啊

[00:04:55] 老头儿有能耐

[00:04:57] 他一露面

[00:04:58] 有了靠山了

[00:05:00] 付春宝赶紧过来了

[00:05:02] 爷爷

[00:05:03] 爷爷

[00:05:04] 您老人家什么时候来的

[00:05:07] 哼

[00:05:08] 我早来了

[00:05:09] 你没看见我

[00:05:11] 我看见你了

[00:05:13] 爷爷

[00:05:14] 你早来呀

[00:05:15] 你怎么不嫌小啊

[00:05:17] 这帮东西一个比一个坏

[00:05:19] 坏的都流油啊

[00:05:22] 爷爷不能对他们手下留情

[00:05:25] 你就收装袋包圆得了

[00:05:28] 废话少说

[00:05:30] 滚

[00:05:31] 离我远点

[00:05:33] 春宝吐了一下舌头

[00:05:35] 站到窦尔敦身后

[00:05:38] 傅华陈稳稳当当站在叶秋生近前

[00:05:43] 手捻须髯

[00:05:44] 笑眯眯地盯着他

[00:05:47] 老叶头儿

[00:05:49] 认识我老人家吗

[00:05:51] 你付华陈对了

[00:05:55] 一点儿不差呀

[00:06:00] 多年不见老朋友别来无恙乎

[00:06:05] 傅化臣少来这套

[00:06:08] 你就直说吧

[00:06:10] 是不是替窦尔敦拔横来了

[00:06:15] 说的多难听

[00:06:18] 这话也太粗野了

[00:06:21] 什么叫拔横啊

[00:06:23] 我替窦蹲百里来了

[00:06:27] 诶

[00:06:29] 什么事也越不过一个理字去

[00:06:33] 你们哥俩就是不懂礼呀

[00:06:37] 我早来了

[00:06:38] 在下边儿看的清清楚楚

[00:06:42] 你们呢

[00:06:42] 说的话

[00:06:43] 你们所办的事儿

[00:06:45] 没逃过我老人家的眼睛

[00:06:49] 我说

[00:06:49] 咱俩商议商议

[00:06:51] 你也利用这机会呀

[00:06:53] 歇歇

[00:06:55] 喝点水

[00:06:56] 歇歇腿儿

[00:06:57] 养精蓄锐

[00:06:59] 这阵儿咱俩别伸手

[00:07:01] 我把你揍趴下

[00:07:03] 我也不光彩

[00:07:04] 你还不服气

[00:07:06] 你该说了

[00:07:07] 你看刚才我累了半天了

[00:07:09] 力量也耗得不得理了

[00:07:12] 所以我才打败了

[00:07:13] 省得你找这借口

[00:07:15] 诶

[00:07:16] 你叫超然过来

[00:07:19] 我跟大和尚说几句话

[00:07:22] 你看怎样啊这

[00:07:26] 叶秋生一琢磨也好

[00:07:30] 我真得歇歇

[00:07:32] 想法

[00:07:33] 用什么办法能赢得了他们

[00:07:36] 好吧

[00:07:37] 我就赏你个脸

[00:07:39] 一会儿再算账

[00:07:42] 说着

[00:07:43] 一转身

[00:07:43] 回归本队

[00:07:47] 傅华晨联手换超然

[00:07:51] 大和尚请过来吧

[00:07:54] 嗯

[00:07:55] 弥陀佛

[00:07:59] 别念那玩意儿

[00:08:01] 有话说话

[00:08:02] 过来过来

[00:08:02] 给我请过来

[00:08:04] 当着那么多人的面

[00:08:06] 超然不能不过来呀

[00:08:09] 迈步来到富华臣近前

[00:08:13] 父老剑客

[00:08:15] 贫僧没请你

[00:08:17] 你怎么来了

[00:08:22] 我说大和尚

[00:08:23] 这你还用问吗

[00:08:25] 我这个人没皮没脸

[00:08:28] 没羞没臊

[00:08:30] 可腿在我身上长着

[00:08:33] 你不请我

[00:08:34] 我就来不了了吗

[00:08:37] 再者说

[00:08:38] 如此盛大的武林盛会

[00:08:41] 在咱们山东头一次

[00:08:45] 我小名也是练武的

[00:08:47] 岂能错过大好良机呀

[00:08:51] 越不请我

[00:08:53] 我越要来

[00:08:54] 我这人好动不好静

[00:08:57] 还爱凑趣儿

[00:09:00] 我说超然和尚

[00:09:02] 你做这个事儿不地道

[00:09:05] 太不光彩了

[00:09:08] 老剑客

[00:09:09] 你指的是什么

[00:09:11] 还用我说吗

[00:09:13] 你心里是最最清楚了

[00:09:16] 嗯

[00:09:18] 表面上有你牵头

[00:09:20] 在泰山

[00:09:22] 五月初五

[00:09:24] 贺浩带话盛会

[00:09:26] 听说你不惜重金

[00:09:29] 把本省的

[00:09:31] 外省的高人

[00:09:33] 请来好几百

[00:09:34] 这不都在做吗

[00:09:36] 特别是叶氏弟兄

[00:09:38] 从浙江奉化你都给请来了

[00:09:43] 是真心给窦敦贺号戴花吗

[00:09:47] 非也

[00:09:48] 你另有居心呢

[00:09:52] 如果说大家都不服气

[00:09:55] 想看看铁罗汉窦尔敦究竟这本事如何

[00:09:59] 这不奇怪

[00:10:02] 因为咱们江湖上啊

[00:10:04] 都是牛皮孩

[00:10:05] 你不服我

[00:10:07] 我不服你

[00:10:09] 都觉着自己了不起

[00:10:11] 连我老人家也不例外

[00:10:16] 说

[00:10:16] 当场比试

[00:10:19] 这

[00:10:19] 这不奇怪

[00:10:20] 这也没什么

[00:10:22] 本来嘛

[00:10:24] 兜蹲要做山东总头领

[00:10:27] 武艺不精

[00:10:29] 谁能服他呀

[00:10:31] 连我都不服

[00:10:35] 但是

[00:10:35] 话又说回来了

[00:10:37] 不是一比武斗输赢啊

[00:10:40] 嗯

[00:10:40] 另有心机

[00:10:42] 想要暗算人家

[00:10:44] 这就不光彩了

[00:10:46] 我且问你

[00:10:49] 窦尔敦一上山

[00:10:51] 到南天门

[00:10:52] 你们给敬酒了吧

[00:10:55] 嗯

[00:10:56] 海清和尚代表你说什么

[00:11:00] 接风酒或者是迎风酒

[00:11:04] 那酒里头搁了什么了

[00:11:06] 嗯

[00:11:08] 有没有零碎

[00:11:10] 弥陀佛

[00:11:13] 超然的脑袋嗡的一声

[00:11:17] 超人心说

[00:11:18] 他怎么又提这个茬儿呢

[00:11:20] 原来我怀疑华文龙这小子捣的鬼

[00:11:26] 肯定他把我出卖了

[00:11:28] 要听他这么说

[00:11:31] 好像跟华文龙没关系

[00:11:34] 莫非是他捣的鬼

[00:11:37] 不能

[00:11:39] 他怎么能知道呢

[00:11:41] 我计划这事儿的时候

[00:11:43] 只有几个新夫人在场

[00:11:47] 而且在极端保密情况下进行的

[00:11:52] 就是神仙也猜测不透

[00:11:55] 嗯

[00:11:56] 我明白了

[00:11:57] 他这是诈我

[00:11:59] 这老家伙比狐狸还狡猾

[00:12:02] 我别上当

[00:12:04] 想到这儿

[00:12:05] 超然把大脸蛋子一甩

[00:12:10] 老剑客

[00:12:11] 开什么玩笑

[00:12:15] 那酒是干干净净的酒

[00:12:18] 什么零碎都没有

[00:12:20] 大概你的疑心太重了吧

[00:12:24] 是吗

[00:12:26] 啊

[00:12:27] 好好好

[00:12:28] 我就知道你得矢口否认

[00:12:32] 你呀

[00:12:34] 说这话怎么说呢

[00:12:37] 提裤子你就不认账啊你

[00:12:41] 也罢了

[00:12:42] 抓贼要赃

[00:12:44] 捉奸要双嘛

[00:12:45] 对不对呢

[00:12:47] 我肯定能拿出证据来

[00:12:49] 叫你超然和尚是心服口服

[00:12:54] 行

[00:12:55] 这一条搁到旁边

[00:12:57] 我再问你

[00:12:59] 天下的英雄

[00:13:01] 朝拜祖师爷

[00:13:03] 我也跟着磕头来的

[00:13:06] 你给窦尔敦一封箱

[00:13:08] 那箱那烟比别的箱那烟大得多得多

[00:13:14] 我说那箱用什么制造的

[00:13:17] 嗯

[00:13:18] 是不是叫窦敦文生

[00:13:21] 过不了几个时辰

[00:13:23] 浑身发软

[00:13:26] 脑袋发懵

[00:13:29] 再过一会儿

[00:13:30] 七窍流血而亡

[00:13:33] 对不对呀

[00:13:38] 超然和尚做贼心虚呀

[00:13:41] 心说他怎么知道的这么清楚

[00:13:45] 那香的确是特制的

[00:13:47] 而且也是在极端保密的情况下进行的

[00:13:52] 你要说他瞎说

[00:13:53] 不可能

[00:13:55] 说的这么真切

[00:13:57] 这么肯定

[00:13:59] 就好像他在场一样啊

[00:14:02] 这事儿出轨了

[00:14:04] 也罢

[00:14:07] 到了现在

[00:14:08] 什么都不能承认

[00:14:10] 弥陀佛

[00:14:12] 傅华晨

[00:14:14] 你信口雌黄

[00:14:17] 那香就是好香

[00:14:20] 什么零碎都没有

[00:14:23] 你是胡猜乱想

[00:14:26] 是吗

[00:14:27] 好好好好好好

[00:14:30] 我真服你了

[00:14:32] 晁然铁嘴钢牙呀

[00:14:34] 啊

[00:14:34] 就是不认账

[00:14:36] 行行行

[00:14:37] 咱接茬往下说

[00:14:40] 那椅子又是怎么回事啊

[00:14:43] 暗藏12 把毒刀

[00:14:46] 对不对

[00:14:48] 让总首领升座

[00:14:50] 窦尔敦往上一坐

[00:14:52] 消息一站

[00:14:54] 穿糖葫芦是不是

[00:14:58] 可窦尔墩福大命大造化大呀

[00:15:01] 往上一坐

[00:15:03] 平安无事

[00:15:04] 我看见了

[00:15:05] 把你急的是五官挪移啊啊

[00:15:09] 你汗都冒出来了

[00:15:11] 你还猜呢

[00:15:12] 怎么回事儿

[00:15:15] 都经过测试

[00:15:16] 百灵百验

[00:15:18] 怎么在关键时刻失灵了

[00:15:21] 难道这事你就没合计合计吗

[00:15:24] 是谁给破坏的

[00:15:26] 嗯

[00:15:29] 就这几句话

[00:15:30] 超然大和尚脑筋蹦起多高来

[00:15:34] 腮帮子那肥肉嘣嘣嘣嘣嘣直蹦

[00:15:38] 心说

[00:15:39] 真出轨了啊

[00:15:42] 这老家伙说的真

[00:15:43] 而且真肯定

[00:15:46] 有人把我出卖了

[00:15:49] 这要传扬出去

[00:15:50] 我这跟头栽得起吗

[00:15:54] 还是不认账

[00:15:55] 哈哈

[00:15:57] 有意思

[00:15:59] 你编造着谎言

[00:16:01] 惟妙惟肖

[00:16:03] 不过这不是事实

[00:16:05] 根本就无此事

[00:16:08] 是啊

[00:16:09] 好嘞

[00:16:10] 我不跟你抬杠

[00:16:13] 怎么说呢

[00:16:14] 我要抬杠

[00:16:16] 这椅子就在这儿摆着呢

[00:16:18] 当着天下的英雄好汉

[00:16:20] 咱把椅子拆了

[00:16:21] 看看里头有没有都刀

[00:16:24] 看看我说的是还是不是

[00:16:28] 说到这儿

[00:16:30] 超然

[00:16:31] 实在听不下去了

[00:16:33] 我说傅化臣呐

[00:16:35] 这是月台

[00:16:37] 这是比武的地方

[00:16:39] 不是窦口的地方

[00:16:42] 你跑到这儿来胡说八道啊

[00:16:45] 老僧没功夫陪你嚼舌头

[00:16:49] 你说说吧

[00:16:50] 你究竟想干什么

[00:16:52] 诶

[00:16:53] 别打岔呀

[00:16:55] 想要溜

[00:16:56] 是怎么的

[00:16:57] 我话还没说完

[00:16:59] 不听就是不听

[00:17:02] 傅化陈要有能耐

[00:17:05] 你就往外抖了抖了

[00:17:07] 我这有的是高人陪你走几趟

[00:17:10] 老僧没功夫理你

[00:17:14] 超然甩袖子转身就走

[00:17:17] 诶

[00:17:18] 回来还没理了

[00:17:21] 不敢往下讲了是不是

[00:17:23] 诶诶溜了

[00:17:26] 行行行

[00:17:27] 这叫不打自招啊

[00:17:30] 老朽给你留点情面

[00:17:33] 让你好好想一想

[00:17:36] 最好自己主动弹出来

[00:17:39] 比别人揭老底儿要强的多得多

[00:17:44] 正这时

[00:17:46] 叶秋生啊

[00:17:47] 休息的不得理了

[00:17:50] 一看朝阳回来了

[00:17:52] 叶修生噌就站起来了

[00:17:54] 老当家的

[00:17:55] 别听他的

[00:17:56] 坐下休息

[00:17:57] 我来对付他

[00:18:00] 说着话

[00:18:00] 叶秋生迈大步来到富华臣近前

[00:18:04] 老付头说

[00:18:06] 够没有

[00:18:07] 知道

[00:18:08] 你叫傅铁嘴

[00:18:10] 你最能白话不过

[00:18:13] 要是过瘾了

[00:18:14] 最好咱伸伸手

[00:18:16] 让你知道知道叶氏弟兄的厉害

[00:18:20] 接掌

[00:18:21] 唰

[00:18:21] 就一掌

[00:18:23] 傅华晨往旁边一转身

[00:18:25] 把这一掌躲开了

[00:18:27] 好

[00:18:27] 来的好啊

[00:18:30] 行行行

[00:18:31] 今天我就陪你玩玩

[00:18:33] 我老人家今儿个也是格外的高兴

[00:18:38] 老头儿说到这儿

[00:18:39] 把长大的衣服底襟儿提起来

[00:18:43] 往腰带子上一掖

[00:18:45] 小辫盘到头顶上

[00:18:48] 伸胳膊抬腿

[00:18:49] 没有半点绷挂之处

[00:18:51] 往下一蹲身儿

[00:18:53] 来呀

[00:18:54] 请吧

[00:18:55] 拿命来接掌

[00:18:59] 啪啪啪

[00:19:02] 两个人斗在一处

[00:19:05] 傅华辰

[00:19:06] 那什么身份

[00:19:09] 那功夫要超过叶氏弟兄

[00:19:13] 别看叶秋生不服

[00:19:15] 不服不行

[00:19:17] 差着一大截呢

[00:19:20] 但两人居然打到80 多回合

[00:19:23] 未分胜负

[00:19:26] 有些人都纳闷

[00:19:28] 看傅华晨这能耐

[00:19:30] 肯定得战胜他

[00:19:32] 他为什么打这么长时间

[00:19:37] 明眼人看得出来

[00:19:39] 知道这老头儿怎么盘算的

[00:19:41] 书中代言傅华晨怎么想的

[00:19:45] 他刚才说了几句话

[00:19:47] 告诉窦敦大咒你来唱

[00:19:51] 你是主角

[00:19:53] 我们是敲边鼓的

[00:19:55] 就应了这话了

[00:19:57] 他是有意消耗叶秋生的体力

[00:20:01] 消耗不得理儿了

[00:20:03] 像个电似的

[00:20:05] 叫他放的也差不多了

[00:20:07] 让窦尔敦登场

[00:20:09] 然后啪啪把他给拍下去

[00:20:12] 这个脸儿得留给豆墩了

[00:20:16] 要不咱们做总头领啊

[00:20:19] 老头儿又打了20 回合

[00:20:22] 就到了100个回合

[00:20:23] 偷眼一瞅

[00:20:25] 叶秋生

[00:20:26] 累的不行了都

[00:20:28] 再看他虚晃一招

[00:20:30] 跳出圈来

[00:20:31] 行了行了

[00:20:33] 哎呀

[00:20:34] 累死了

[00:20:35] 累死了

[00:20:37] 我叶秋生啊

[00:20:39] 我不想谈弄你还得留给我侄儿啊

[00:20:44] 我下去要歇着喽

[00:20:48] 傅华

[00:20:49] 陈乐乐

[00:20:50] 呵呵

[00:20:50] 回归本队

[00:20:52] 有人把椅子搬过来

[00:20:53] 他往那儿一坐

[00:20:54] 耳朵呢

[00:20:55] 该你上场了

[00:20:58] 窦墩多聪明

[00:21:01] 心里头对盟叔无限感激呀

[00:21:06] 心说

[00:21:06] 蒙叔你真行啊

[00:21:08] 一辈子我忘不了你呀

[00:21:10] 你是有意往上周我露脸的事儿

[00:21:14] 给我留着

[00:21:15] 窦顿躬身施礼

[00:21:17] 蒙叔

[00:21:18] 我领情了

[00:21:20] 哎

[00:21:20] 谁跟谁说这话没用啊

[00:21:23] 孩儿啊

[00:21:24] 登场吧

[00:21:26] 多谢盟叔啊

[00:21:28] 吃

[00:21:29] 窦尔敦飞身跳过来

[00:21:31] 叶秋生一看

[00:21:33] 这老付头够损的哈

[00:21:36] 把我累得直冒汗

[00:21:38] 最后把打手派上来了

[00:21:40] 有心不打

[00:21:43] 那就认输了

[00:21:44] 能说这话吗

[00:21:46] 你等等

[00:21:46] 我再歇一会儿

[00:21:47] 这话根本不能说呀

[00:21:50] 硬着头皮

[00:21:52] 就得跟窦尔敦伸手

[00:21:55] 两个人说的挺客气

[00:21:57] 哪知道这一伸手就不是善茬

[00:22:02] 窦尔敦心说话

[00:22:04] 到了这关键时刻

[00:22:06] 我可不能含糊了

[00:22:09] 因此一伸手频频发动进攻

[00:22:13] 啪啪啪啪啪啪啪啪

[00:22:18] 达摩36 式

[00:22:20] 把这叶秋生逼得围着月台是滴溜溜溜直转

[00:22:26] 到了现在真有点儿抵不住了

[00:22:29] 觉着脑袋发胀

[00:22:31] 俩眼发花

[00:22:33] 胳膊腿都不听使唤了

[00:22:36] 就在这个关键的时候

[00:22:38] 窦敦喊了一声

[00:22:40] 走

[00:22:41] 停

[00:22:42] 这一掌猛扣叶秋生的花盖穴

[00:22:48] 真打上

[00:22:49] 就得七窍流血

[00:22:51] 那掌上挂着风就到了

[00:22:54] 叶秋生想躲

[00:22:56] 为时已晚呢

[00:22:58] 他心里一翻个这算交代

[00:23:03] 哪知豆都没打

[00:23:06] 身子跳出圈外

[00:23:09] 老剑客

[00:23:10] 窦某得罪了哟

[00:23:14] 叶秋生是无地自容