《Wanna B Ur Lovr》歌词

[00:00:00] Wanna B Ur Lovr - "Weird Al" Yankovic

[00:00:16] I don't have a library card

[00:00:18] But do you mind if I check you out

[00:00:23] I like your skeletal structure baby

[00:00:26] You're an ectomorph no doubt

[00:00:30] Your face is real symmetrical

[00:00:33] And your nostils are so nice

[00:00:37] I wish that I was cross-eyed girl

[00:00:40] So I could see you twice

[00:00:45] Girl you smell like Fritos

[00:00:47] That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

[00:00:52] You're so hot you're gonna melt

[00:00:55] The elastic in my underwear

[00:00:58] I'll bet you're magically delicious

[00:01:02] Like a bowl of lucky charms

[00:01:06] You'd look like Venus de milo

[00:01:09] If I just cut off your arms

[00:01:12] What I'm tryin' to say is

[00:01:13] I wanna be your lover baby

[00:01:17] I need somebody to love

[00:01:20] You know I just wanna be your lover baby

[00:01:24] Now I need somebody to love

[00:01:27] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo

[00:01:31] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

[00:01:34] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo

[00:01:38] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

[00:01:43] Do you believe in love at first sight

[00:01:45] Or should I walk by again

[00:01:50] My love for you'd like diarrhea

[00:01:53] I just can't hold it in

[00:01:57] Stop drop and roll now

[00:02:00] 'Cause baby you're on fire

[00:02:05] I'll bet your outfit

[00:02:07] Makes a lot of noise in the drier

[00:02:12] You're absolutely perfect

[00:02:15] Don't speak now you might spoil it

[00:02:19] Your eyes are even bluer

[00:02:22] Than the water in my toilet

[00:02:25] Say has anyone ever told you

[00:02:29] You've got Yugoslavian hands

[00:02:34] No of course not that would be stupid

[00:02:36] Just forget I ever brought it up

[00:02:39] The point I'm trying to make is

[00:02:41] I wanna be your lover baby

[00:02:44] I need somebody to love

[00:02:47] You know I just wanna be your lover baby

[00:02:51] Now I need somebody to love

[00:02:54] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo

[00:02:58] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

[00:03:01] Ooh hoo hoo ooh hoo hoo

[00:03:05] Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

[00:03:10] I wanna be your Krakatoa

[00:03:13] Let my lava flow all over you

[00:03:17] I wanna be your anaconda

[00:03:20] And your heat-seeking missile too

[00:03:24] I wanna be your beef burrito

[00:03:27] Am I making this perfectly clear

[00:03:32] I wanna be your love torpedo

[00:03:34] Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here

[00:03:38] Uh huh

[00:03:46] I hope I'm not being forward

[00:03:49] But do you mind if I chew on your butt

[00:03:53] You can tell me truthfully

[00:03:56] Am I a steamin' hunk of love now or what

[00:04:01] There just aren't enough o's in smooth

[00:04:03] To desribe how smooth I am

[00:04:08] Maybe you've seen my picture

[00:04:10] It's in the dictionary under kablaam

[00:04:15] My lips are registered weapons

[00:04:18] Can I invade your personal space

[00:04:22] You must have fallen from heaven

[00:04:25] That would explain how you messed up your face

[00:04:29] Well how'd you get through security

[00:04:33] 'Cause baby you're the bomb

[00:04:37] I'd like to take you home right now

[00:04:40] So you can meet my mom

[00:04:42] Because I

[00:04:44] I wanna be your lover baby

[00:04:47] I need somebody to love

[00:04:50] You know I just wanna be your lover baby

[00:04:54] Now I need somebody to love

[00:04:59] Girl you must be Jamaican

[00:05:03] Because Jamaican me crazy

[00:05:06] Girl you must be Jamaican

[00:05:10] Because Jamaican me crazy

[00:05:13] I wanna be your lover baby

[00:05:16] I need somebody to love

[00:05:20] You know I just wanna be your lover baby

[00:05:23] Now I need somebody to love

[00:05:28] I wanna be your lover baby

[00:05:31] I need somebody to love

[00:05:34] You know I just wanna be your lover baby

[00:05:38] Now I need somebody to love

[00:05:42] I wanna be your lover baby

[00:05:45] I need somebody to love

[00:05:48] You know I just wanna be your lover baby

[00:05:52] Now I need somebody to love

[00:05:57] I wanna be your lover baby

[00:05:59] I need somebody to love

[00:06:03] You know I just wanna be your lover baby

[00:06:07] Now I need somebody to love

[00:06:10] Ohh ooh