《Is That Guy Kidding Or What?》歌词

[00:00:00] Is That Guy Kidding Or What - Frank Zappa

[00:00:03] Awright See that

[00:00:05] That's what you call a new song

[00:00:07] When I'm gonna stand up here and read the son of a bitch while I'm doing it

[00:00:12] We figured that this is a good place to do this song

[00:00:14] It's only been performed once before and that was the

[00:00:16] The evening after it was actually written in uh

[00:00:19] Boston I'll tell you the story of this song

[00:00:23] This is called CREATIVE DEVIATION FROM THE NORMAL PART OF THE PROGRAM

[00:00:28] Simply because you trust the audience's good taste so much that you know that even if the band f**ks up they'll go along with it

[00:00:34] Awright Because

[00:00:34] Ladies and gentlemen

[00:00:37] This song has an important message and I believe this message has to be brought to the people of this great metropolitan area

[00:00:44] Awright now check this out

[00:00:49] How many of you people feel that ROCK has gotten entirely TOO PREPOSTEROUS

[00:00:54] I see that you're not all convinced

[00:01:02] Some of you believe that ROCK is REAL

[00:01:05] I can see that there was probably about 20 percent of the audience has had it up to here

[00:01:10] And the rest of you people still believe in that shit

[00:01:14] Okay well this is dedicated to the rest of you people that still believe in that shit

[00:01:20] Now check this out:

[00:01:21] How d- how do you rationalize the appearance of an album entitled I'm In You

[00:01:33] I mean wha

[00:01:36] What what is that

[00:01:39] Is that guy kidding

[00:01:41] (What I gotta kiss you again Okay )

[00:01:47] Really look all kidding aside folks

[00:01:53] Let's think about the world of rock

[00:01:55] Just for a moment

[00:01:56] Some of you already have those cute little shirts on that say "disco sucks "

[00:02:01] Right That's not all that sucks

[00:02:09] 'Course Warner Brothers sucks

[00:02:11] But besides Warner Brothers there are other things about this business that really suck

[00:02:18] One of 'em is the way in which the subject of LOVE is dealt with in the lyrics of various '

[00:02:28] Serious rock artists '

[00:02:29] The intensive-care contingent of the rock world

[00:02:34] These people these people are F**KED UP I mean

[00:02:41] They're really F**KED UP

[00:02:44] Because see love isn't the way they're telling you about it

[00:02:47] You know they're telling you wrong

[00:02:49] I'm gonna tell you right you see

[00:02:56] Now all of the ladies in the audience

[00:02:59] You get to have fantasy time

[00:03:00] This is female fantasy hour

[00:03:02] Okay You're a teen-age girl right

[00:03:08] You have abducted the succulent popstar of your choice right

[00:03:13] You have taken the aforementioned popstar

[00:03:16] Who is really cute and Aryan and eats a lot of crumpets

[00:03:21] Back to your teen-age room

[00:03:23] That's right spindle twice

[00:03:25] You have taken this turkey back to your room you have laid on your teen-age bed

[00:03:31] You have put your teen-age legs up in the air

[00:03:33] You have actually taken your own teen-age pants off

[00:03:36] You have the teen-age red bulb on right next to the bed

[00:03:40] The curtains are drawn

[00:03:42] It's dark it's midnight

[00:03:43] You put on a Phoebe Snow record

[00:03:45] You're really relaxing

[00:03:46] Tears come to your eyes

[00:03:49] You are sensitive you are in love

[00:03:51] The popstar of your choice takes off his pants and climbs on top of you

[00:03:55] And the next thing you know you hear this little voice in your ear and it says:

[00:03:59] I'M IN YOU