《The Jazz Discharge Party Hats》歌词

[00:00:00] The Jazz Discharge Party Hats - Frank Zappa

[00:00:01] Once upon a time

[00:00:03] It was in Albuquerque New Mexico

[00:00:06] There were these girls that worked at the college

[00:00:09] The were really cool

[00:00:11] (They thought so anyway)

[00:00:13] The would be delighted to tell you how suave they where

[00:00:16] At the drop of a hat

[00:00:18] There was three of 'em:

[00:00:20] One of them thought she was a Beauty Queen

[00:00:22] The other one was a Walking Blow-Job

[00:00:24] And then there was this skinny girl

[00:00:27] Oh well

[00:00:29] Some of the guys in the band got together

[00:00:32] With the girls from the college

[00:00:35] They were having a good time

[00:00:38] (We were in Alburquerque for a couple of days)

[00:00:41] But these girls thought they were Hot Shit

[00:00:43] 'N wouldn't pooch the guys in the band

[00:00:45] On the first day so

[00:00:47] A couple of the guys in the band

[00:00:49] Who were desparate for THAT KIND OF ACTION

[00:00:53] Kept workin' on 'em for two days

[00:00:55] (Which is a waste of f**kin' time anyway )

[00:00:59] So anyway

[00:01:00] But if that's your idea of a good time what the hey

[00:01:03] Send those pants up here

[00:01:04] Here's some more

[00:01:05] Okay good-good

[00:01:06] Traditional cotton oh how sweet

[00:01:10] Umf huh-huh-huh-huhhh

[00:01:12] HERE Work these

[00:01:13] Anyway

[00:01:15] We're in Albuquerque New Mexico

[00:01:17] A couple of the guys in the band who shall go nameless

[00:01:20] Because their girlfriends might find out

[00:01:21] Decided they were gonna work the wall on these girls

[00:01:25] From the college

[00:01:26] So one night it was the first night

[00:01:29] When they were still trying to 'get it in there'

[00:01:31] (Ya know what I mean Huh-huh-huh-huh )

[00:01:33] The skinny girl she says to one of the guys in the band

[00:01:38] She says well to several of the guys in the band

[00:01:40] And one of the T-shirt guys too

[00:01:42] "HEY LET'S GO SKINNY-DIPPING "

[00:01:43] At two o'clock in the morning at the pool at the hotel

[00:01:48] That's right your heard right

[00:01:49] Two o'clock in the morning pool at the hotel

[00:01:51] It was so fun

[00:01:53] But the water was very very cold

[00:01:56] So they go out there and the girl who was really skinny

[00:02:00] 'N' probably totally insensitive to climatic changes

[00:02:04] Took all of her garments off and she jumped in the pool

[00:02:07] And she says "HEY GUYS COME ON IN "

[00:02:10] Well one of them did

[00:02:12] The other one was too smart for that shit

[00:02:15] So him and the T-shirt guy say by the edge of the pool

[00:02:18] And when the girl who was really skinny

[00:02:20] (And insensitive to climatic changes)

[00:02:23] Took off her clothes and jumped in the pool

[00:02:25] She threw her pants over there by the little table

[00:02:29] Well one of the guys in the band picked up het panties

[00:02:36] (He told me later the stuff in the bottom

[00:02:40] Was like punching an eclair )

[00:02:42] Anyhow there was nothing else to do

[00:02:48] It was Alburquerque New Mexico

[00:02:52] It's two o'clock in the morning

[00:02:53] They're not going to get any nooky anyway

[00:02:56] So this one guy and the T-shirt guy

[00:02:58] Started sniffing the girl's panties

[00:03:02] They were sniffing the fudge and sniffing the glue

[00:03:06] Sniffing every 'thing' that adhered to these

[00:03:08] Delightful little morsels

[00:03:11] (Some of you might think this is weird

[00:03:13] No wonder It's not exactly normal but

[00:03:16] What the f**k )

[00:03:17] So they're snorting it

[00:03:20] (Hey It's the twentieth century

[00:03:22] Whatever you can do to have a good time let's get on with it

[00:03:25] So long as it doesn't cause a murder )

[00:03:28] So they're snorting the pants

[00:03:30] 'N' then they put them on their heads

[00:03:33] They were having a good time

[00:03:34] The girl was in the water she didn't even see

[00:03:36] What was going on with her underpants

[00:03:37] They were wearing the pants

[00:03:39] It looked just like a tiny little party hat

[00:03:42] Their ears were sticking out the side it was so fun

[00:03:45] Later on they discovered

[00:03:47] This would make a great way of life for them

[00:03:50] They would go from town to town looking for panties

[00:03:53] They would take the panties after they were hung up

[00:03:57] On the clothes line

[00:03:58] Later on they would take 'em back in the dressing room

[00:04:00] They would play with them

[00:04:01] They would fetish the underpants

[00:04:03] They would snort every little morsel attached

[00:04:04] To the underpants and then they would feel that

[00:04:09] They were FULFILLED

[00:04:14] And so you can see

[00:04:16] That what we're doing here on stage

[00:04:18] Is part of a Great American Tradition

[00:04:22] The tradition of the

[00:04:24] JAZZ DISCHARGE PARTY HATS