《Y2k(Album Version)》歌词

[00:00:00] Y2k (Album Version) - Loudon Wainwright III

[00:00:21] A bunch of nerdy brainy guys a long way back

[00:00:24] Invented a crazy little thing they called the univac

[00:00:26] For years now they've been upgrading that thing

[00:00:28] It can walk talk count and think it can even sing

[00:00:31] It can help you at school church business and work

[00:00:34] Makes you feel like a genius even though you're just a jerk

[00:00:37] You get a computer you sit it in your lap

[00:00:39] It does a little bit of this

[00:00:40] It does a whole lotta that

[00:00:41] It can boot you up it can load you down

[00:00:44] With that little bitty mouse you're gonna rule this town

[00:00:46] But you're headed for trouble I do believe

[00:00:49] It's coming your way on new year's eve now

[00:00:52] Whoa what do you know

[00:00:54] A few more measly more months to go

[00:00:57] Hey what do you say

[00:00:59] Now here it comes now Y 2 K

[00:01:07] No it ain't a virus it's just a little glitch

[00:01:10] It wasn't done by some crazy hackin son of a b**ch

[00:01:12] And sadaam didn't do it can't blame him

[00:01:15] No it's a geek with the glasses and the stupid silly grin

[00:01:17] Billionaire Bill that's the one you can hate

[00:01:20] If you want to blame someone blame Bill Gates

[00:01:25] Bill Gates

[00:01:28] Bill said we'd make money Bill said we'd have fun

[00:01:30] But remember hal the computer in 2001

[00:01:33] We're in a time machine going back my friend

[00:01:36] Doin 1900 all over again

[00:01:38] We're headed for trouble I do believe

[00:01:41] It's coming your way on new year's eve now

[00:01:44] Whoa what do you know

[00:01:46] A few more measly more months to go

[00:01:49] Hey what do you say

[00:01:51] Now here it comes now Y 2 K

[00:02:04] We've been trucking down the information superhighway

[00:02:06] But we'll be on a dirt road come Y 2 K

[00:02:09] Call me old fashioned call me a fool

[00:02:11] And you can call me a Luddite you can call me uncool

[00:02:14] But we used to imagine question and dream

[00:02:17] And now all of our answers come up on some screen

[00:02:20] We're headed for trouble I do believe

[00:02:22] It's coming your way on new year's eve

[00:02:30] Y 2 K

[00:02:44] Breakdown you better get ready be very afraid

[00:02:47] Because your money's no good you'll never get paid

[00:02:50] And the car won't start and the phone won't work

[00:02:53] And the juice won't squeeze and the coffee won't perk

[00:02:58] No more decaf latte baby

[00:03:03] You'll be doing the monkey but there'll be a new twist

[00:03:05] You'll still be alive but you will not exist

[00:03:08] The stock market will crash the air traffic will stop

[00:03:11] You won't find a doctor

[00:03:13] Forget about a cop

[00:03:21] There'll be a lot of lawyers with plenty to do

[00:03:23] It's apocalypse now at a theatre near you

[00:03:26] We're headed for trouble I do believe

[00:03:29] It's coming your way on new year's eve

[00:03:35] Meanwhile

[00:03:42] Way over there in the old ancient Middle East

[00:03:45] Them doomsday boys is having a feast

[00:03:50] The end is at hand they're down on their knees

[00:03:52] They've been checking out all the bad ass prophesies

[00:03:54] This Y 2 K it's the latest craze

[00:03:57] It's lock and load for the final days

[00:04:05] Well I saw you on the plane playing solitaire

[00:04:07] On that little laptop with nary a care

[00:04:10] Life's easy now but it could get hard

[00:04:12] Pretty soon you're gonna have to use a deck of real cards

[00:04:15] We're headed for trouble I do believe

[00:04:18] It's coming your way on new year's eve now

[00:04:21] Whoa what do you know

[00:04:23] A few more measly more months to go

[00:04:26] Hey what do you say coming at ya' Y 2 K

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