《水浒全传167集》歌词

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[00:00:00] 病尉迟孙立

[00:00:04] 领着各位英雄

[00:00:06] 来到祝家庄

[00:00:10] 为了假戏

[00:00:11] 真差

[00:00:13] 孙俪从桌子后边儿转出来

[00:00:17] 一把把十千的衣服抓住了

[00:00:20] 哼

[00:00:22] ***

[00:00:24] 你都没有三块豆腐高

[00:00:26] 你也敢反对朝廷

[00:00:30] 你是不是成心作死了

[00:00:34] 你落到现在这个地步

[00:00:36] 还有何说

[00:00:38] 你还不认罪吗

[00:00:40] 放狗臭屁

[00:00:43] 我说你小子是谁跑着教训起你祖宗来了

[00:00:48] 我告诉你本英雄

[00:00:52] 做了不怕

[00:00:53] 怕了不做造反

[00:00:55] 造反就是造反

[00:00:59] 只要有我三寸气在我是返到底儿了

[00:01:03] 今天被你们给抓住

[00:01:06] 愿杀愿剐啊

[00:01:08] 随便

[00:01:10] 联翩灯五车裂

[00:01:12] 爷爷不带皱皱眉头的

[00:01:16] 嗷

[00:01:16] 叫我叫你嘴硬

[00:01:19] 孙俪把手扬起来

[00:01:21] 啪

[00:01:22] 给诗琪儿俩嘴巴

[00:01:25] 正在这时

[00:01:27] 镇三山黄信飞起一脚来批孙俪

[00:01:31] 孙俪往旁边一闪身

[00:01:33] 把这脚躲开

[00:01:36] 呢

[00:01:36] 黄信胳膊捆着呢

[00:01:38] 腿没捆着

[00:01:40] 再看这几位英雄

[00:01:42] 没有一个害怕的

[00:01:46] 眼珠子都要瞪出来了

[00:01:48] 嗷嗷怪叫

[00:01:50] 骂不绝声

[00:01:54] 祝朝奉分赴基层

[00:01:55] 压下去

[00:01:55] 压下去

[00:01:58] 把五个人推出去啊

[00:02:03] 孙俪坐下

[00:02:05] 故意地摇头叹息

[00:02:08] 唉

[00:02:09] 国家不信

[00:02:12] 怎么出现这么多山毛野兽

[00:02:16] 嗯

[00:02:17] 不服法度的约束

[00:02:20] 任意胡行啊

[00:02:22] 哎

[00:02:24] 本指挥使卫校

[00:02:26] 中朝赤壁

[00:02:29] 把梁山的折扣斩尽诛绝

[00:02:33] 方消我海

[00:02:36] 祝朝奉一听这话

[00:02:37] 爱听

[00:02:40] 孙俪有问告状猪

[00:02:43] 您打算把这五个人怎么处置呢

[00:02:46] 哈哈哈哈

[00:02:49] 孙将军

[00:02:52] 老夫充其量是个庄主

[00:02:58] 这庄主是老百姓

[00:03:01] 我有什么权利处置他们

[00:03:05] 老子的本意暂时将他们关押在祝家庄

[00:03:11] 等我把宋江、晁盖、吴用等人抓住

[00:03:16] 把球车装目中

[00:03:18] 一同送到官府

[00:03:21] 让官府按律治罪

[00:03:25] 嗯嗯

[00:03:27] 庄主胜利

[00:03:29] 您这么做就对了

[00:03:32] 我看哪

[00:03:34] 给他们吃

[00:03:35] 给他们喝

[00:03:36] 严加管束

[00:03:38] 别让他们断了气儿

[00:03:40] 到那时老庄主就立下大功一件

[00:03:45] 事实啊哈哈哈

[00:03:48] 将军说得对

[00:03:49] 来赶赶

[00:03:53] 酒宴吃完了后半夜儿

[00:03:57] 大家分头休息

[00:04:00] 孙俪等回到跨越

[00:04:02] 看看身边没人了

[00:04:05] 这才把几位头领摇到屋里头

[00:04:10] 他兄弟孙新母大虫

[00:04:12] 顾大嫂铁叫子悦和

[00:04:15] 解珍

[00:04:16] 解宝

[00:04:17] 周润全都参加了

[00:04:21] 等到巫之后

[00:04:22] 孙俪说

[00:04:22] 咱这戏演的可不错呀

[00:04:25] 我这么看着没变绿

[00:04:29] 你们看的

[00:04:30] 嗯

[00:04:31] 大伙说

[00:04:31] 行

[00:04:33] 特别是你在大厅上打十圈儿

[00:04:36] 哎呀

[00:04:37] 太真实了

[00:04:40] 一点破绽也没有

[00:04:42] 好

[00:04:44] 大家可千万留神

[00:04:46] 注意一举一动

[00:04:49] 一言一行要格外地谨慎

[00:04:53] 祝家庄耳目甚多

[00:04:56] 我们一招不慎

[00:04:58] 满盘可结婚了

[00:05:00] 我们明白

[00:05:01] 我们明白

[00:05:04] 过来找月荷在在

[00:05:08] 你们二位辛苦点

[00:05:10] 经常到后边儿溜达着

[00:05:13] 要保护这五位英雄的安全呢

[00:05:17] 宋头领攻打祝家庄之后

[00:05:19] 我们里应外合

[00:05:21] 要先把这些人放出来

[00:05:24] 明白明白

[00:05:27] 头天晚上就这么过去了

[00:05:30] 第二天

[00:05:31] 仍然平安无事

[00:05:34] 祝朝奉把祝家庄的头面人物全都请来

[00:05:41] 设盛宴款待孙俪

[00:05:45] 今天呢

[00:05:45] 大厅里气氛热烈

[00:05:48] 大伙儿兴高采烈

[00:05:51] 喝了一天酒

[00:05:54] 到晚上没事儿就休息

[00:05:57] 第三天头上

[00:06:00] 大家又聚在一起

[00:06:03] 刚把酒宴摆下

[00:06:06] 就见有人撒脚如飞

[00:06:09] 到里边送信儿的啊

[00:06:12] 爆老庄主

[00:06:13] 各位少庄主

[00:06:14] 大事不好

[00:06:16] 什么事儿

[00:06:18] 呃

[00:06:18] 回到漳浦

[00:06:20] 宋江、吴用率领梁山贼寇在外边讨敌

[00:06:25] 骂阵说

[00:06:27] 今天有一决高低

[00:06:29] 谁打破咱们朱家庄

[00:06:31] 不可再探再报

[00:06:36] 报时的退下去了

[00:06:38] 大家匆匆忙忙用罢早饭

[00:06:42] 祝朝奉干起来

[00:06:44] 各位

[00:06:46] 梁山贼寇是贼心不死啊

[00:06:50] 嗨

[00:06:52] 竟敢攻打咱们祝家庄

[00:06:56] 他也想不到孙将军能帮咱的忙

[00:07:01] 今天老妇药量全队

[00:07:05] 英迪

[00:07:07] 两队

[00:07:08] 两队

[00:07:10] 白马

[00:07:13] 这家祝家庄里边就开了锅喽

[00:07:17] 病尉迟孙立

[00:07:19] 小尉迟孙新

[00:07:22] 解珍解宝

[00:07:25] 全都跟着美人跨骑战马

[00:07:29] 带着合适的家伙

[00:07:31] 祝朝奉亲自点装兵1500名

[00:07:36] 在妆前列队

[00:07:41] 都往对面一看就好了

[00:07:44] 水泊梁山增了命啦

[00:07:46] 嗨呀呀一大片是无边无厌

[00:07:51] 马队在两旁压住阵脚

[00:07:54] 正中央有500名弓箭手和藤牌手

[00:07:58] 后头有500名长枪守大旗

[00:08:02] 飘摆在起脚之下

[00:08:05] 闪出几十匹战马

[00:08:09] 为首的一匹白马

[00:08:12] 马鞍桥上端坐一人帅字盔

[00:08:16] 黄金甲素罗袍狮蛮带战靴保健

[00:08:24] 往脸上一看

[00:08:25] 黑灿灿的面皮是浓眉阔目啊

[00:08:30] 你要是环得胜

[00:08:32] 钩挂着一口刀

[00:08:34] 怀中抱折另自欺

[00:08:38] 翻流黑乎乎

[00:08:40] 这张黑脸上还多少有几个嘎达

[00:08:45] 祝朝奉身后有人向他介绍

[00:08:51] 瞅着对面儿报令子旗的长得挺黑的

[00:08:56] 那就是贼头宋江旁边儿那个文质彬彬的那位

[00:09:03] 好像教书先生

[00:09:05] 那就是智多星吴用

[00:09:08] 啊

[00:09:12] 好

[00:09:14] 各位

[00:09:16] 养兵千日

[00:09:18] 用在一时

[00:09:21] 哪位愿讨桃之令会到梁山贼寇

[00:09:28] 严

[00:09:28] 还费劲

[00:09:30] 孙俪过来了

[00:09:32] 老庄主

[00:09:34] 我看这头指令应当给我我聚会到梁山贼寇

[00:09:40] 哎呀

[00:09:41] 孙将军

[00:09:44] 您是大将dei 变厚

[00:09:47] 您得押证

[00:09:49] 投三出没好戏

[00:09:52] 还用得着您亲自动手

[00:09:54] 哎

[00:09:55] 老庄主

[00:09:57] 我呀

[00:09:58] 对梁山的贼寇恨透了

[00:10:01] 我见着他们手脚都发痒

[00:10:05] 要不载几口子我气难平啊

[00:10:09] 好

[00:10:10] 孙将军

[00:10:12] 既然愿意的话

[00:10:13] 那您就辛苦了

[00:10:16] 说话之间

[00:10:17] 就见病尉迟双脚一点飞虎颤

[00:10:21] 小肚子一碰

[00:10:22] Ma 的铁棺

[00:10:23] 良炭关头

[00:10:24] 初一还占满

[00:10:34] 义马、唐山来到两军阵前

[00:10:38] 戈登把斯将带著从绿皮套拽出18 节打江边

[00:10:46] 他这边的三尺三长

[00:10:49] 都出了汗

[00:10:52] 里边儿是混铁民钢制造的外边儿用金水来回走了16 遍

[00:11:01] 锃明刷亮

[00:11:03] 跟存新的差不多少

[00:11:06] 再加上拍戏出歌

[00:11:08] 这脸面活脱就是随长年间的大将尉迟恭

[00:11:16] 要不怎么叫病吃呢

[00:11:20] 孙俪把长株金边一晃

[00:11:23] 高声断特

[00:11:29] 多远

[00:11:31] 我那个黑不溜秋那小个子

[00:11:34] 你可是贼肥的

[00:11:36] 投资送五公里啊

[00:11:40] 宋江一看是病

[00:11:42] 尉迟孙立瞅瞅无用无用

[00:11:46] 笑着点点头

[00:11:49] 宋江心说罢了

[00:11:51] 嗨

[00:11:52] 我这兄弟啊

[00:11:54] 演这戏还真真实

[00:11:57] 看来一切都是按原计划进行的

[00:12:01] 一点儿差错没有

[00:12:05] 宋江把马往前提了几部

[00:12:08] 啊

[00:12:09] 不错

[00:12:10] 正是本头领

[00:12:12] 你是何人

[00:12:14] 病尉迟孙立视野原来在登州驻防

[00:12:20] 如今调往孕周

[00:12:22] 身为郓州府兵马指挥使

[00:12:28] 啊

[00:12:31] 孙俪没听说过

[00:12:35] 无名的鼠辈

[00:12:38] 这一说

[00:12:39] 祝朝奉把你给搬来

[00:12:42] 你成了祝家庄的后台了

[00:12:46] 你想给他账账

[00:12:48] 胆子是

[00:12:49] 也不是

[00:12:50] 哎

[00:12:50] 好

[00:12:51] 今天本头领叫你知道知道梁山好汉的厉害

[00:12:58] 各位弟兄

[00:13:00] 哪个竹笛

[00:13:02] 小弟冤枉

[00:13:04] 小弟冤枉

[00:13:05] 哎哎

[00:13:05] 希望我的愿望

[00:13:08] 头一个蹦过来的黑旋风李逵

[00:13:14] 李逵是目下的将官

[00:13:16] 贝儿贝儿直蹦

[00:13:18] 大哥

[00:13:19] 我去吧

[00:13:21] 把他交给我了

[00:13:23] 宋江压低了声音

[00:13:27] 兄弟

[00:13:28] 孙俪可是咱自己人

[00:13:31] 我知道

[00:13:33] 你要过去叫贾打贾寨

[00:13:36] 而且一定要拜尔

[00:13:39] 不准生

[00:13:43] 这张答案多能哦啊

[00:13:46] 非得派对

[00:13:49] 要不这样的话

[00:13:50] 你别出站

[00:13:51] 我派旁人

[00:13:53] 呃

[00:13:54] 后来我也捧他的场

[00:13:57] 让我比划比划

[00:13:59] 只准备不准成啊

[00:14:01] 去吧

[00:14:02] 得

[00:14:05] 这李逵啊

[00:14:06] 三天不打仗

[00:14:07] 手心都测了

[00:14:09] 再看他

[00:14:10] 呼啦大光膀子把裤腰带紧了紧

[00:14:13] 手提一对夹

[00:14:15] 钢板斧大

[00:14:21] 来到两军阵前

[00:14:24] 哎

[00:14:26] 我姓孙子

[00:14:28] 可认识你家爷爷

[00:14:32] 孙俪认识的呀

[00:14:36] 在宋江的忠君保障跟各位头领全都介绍过

[00:14:41] 尤其李逵给人的印象是最深不过

[00:14:45] 就对这个涨价也特凶

[00:14:48] 就他这个脾气也特别的粗野

[00:14:52] 名望也非常大孙丽媛能帮哦

[00:14:57] 一看李逵过来

[00:14:59] 苏丽甲妆坊你是什么人

[00:15:03] 黑旋风李逵啊

[00:15:08] 哦

[00:15:10] 闹了半天

[00:15:11] 你就是大闹江州的黑旋风

[00:15:15] 好小子

[00:15:17] 朝廷悬赏盐拿鱼

[00:15:19] 你今天本将军正好有立功地机会

[00:15:24] 休走走

[00:15:28] 轮边边撒

[00:15:30] 这里灰和双斧

[00:15:32] 网上招加他俩打

[00:15:37] 一个马上

[00:15:38] 一个不下

[00:15:39] 就站在一处

[00:15:43] 等神只守了李逵

[00:15:44] 偷眼一看

[00:15:45] 哎呀

[00:15:47] 给孙俪有两下子

[00:15:51] 这把金鞭上下翻飞

[00:15:53] 呼呼刮风啊

[00:15:56] 真碰到斧子上震得手腕子

[00:16:00] He 糊口都发酸呢

[00:16:03] 有点力气

[00:16:04] 是条汉子

[00:16:07] 就假打也得打一会儿

[00:16:10] 不然的话怎么不过瘾

[00:16:13] 你看这位犯病

[00:16:16] 打了30 几个回合

[00:16:18] 孙俪又冒了汗了

[00:16:21] 孙立新说

[00:16:22] 宋头领米不对

[00:16:24] 你们得捧我的场才能取得祝朝奉的信任

[00:16:29] 你怎么头一阵就把这家伙给派出来了

[00:16:32] 你看这位破裤子缠腿没完了

[00:16:35] 这两柄双府上下刮风

[00:16:39] 真扫兴

[00:16:40] 我够呛

[00:16:43] 可他心里急

[00:16:45] 没法说呀

[00:16:47] 李逵也不给他容控啊

[00:16:50] 这孙俪也有点儿气

[00:16:52] 咬着牙

[00:16:53] 狠着心把边拢起来走走

[00:16:58] 他正打着

[00:17:00] 冷不丁就听见咔了扑通一声

[00:17:04] 李逵摔倒在地

[00:17:07] 把孙丽也吓了一跳哟

[00:17:10] 孙俪

[00:17:10] 记住我

[00:17:12] 可别把他伤着

[00:17:14] 我怎么没觉得

[00:17:15] 这边扫着他

[00:17:20] 不然他怎么躺下了

[00:17:22] 其实啊李逵是装相

[00:17:26] 这黑家伙打着打着想起来了

[00:17:29] 我怎么打起没完了呢

[00:17:32] 点到为止

[00:17:34] 宋哥哥说得好

[00:17:36] 假打假战

[00:17:38] 我得往上捧着孙俪

[00:17:41] 我自己去那个大排档的

[00:17:45] 可怎么打败仗

[00:17:47] A 李逵有主意了

[00:17:48] 你看他是个大老粗

[00:17:50] 粗中有细

[00:17:52] 在功夫方面

[00:17:54] 他可不白给

[00:17:57] 脚底下冷不丁假装打滑

[00:18:01] 没站稳的脚底儿右滑

[00:18:03] 把桶摔躺下了

[00:18:06] 谁都没看出毛病

[00:18:09] 可孙俪也不傻

[00:18:11] 先是一愣

[00:18:12] 后来一看

[00:18:13] 明白了

[00:18:15] 孙俪把边高高举过头顶

[00:18:18] 跟李逵打招呼

[00:18:20] 没意思说

[00:18:21] 我可要砸了啊

[00:18:23] 你可快躲

[00:18:24] 不然我可就砸上了

[00:18:26] 李逵啊

[00:18:28] 罪有应得

[00:18:30] 而往哪里走

[00:18:33] 招编

[00:18:34] 其实这么一喊

[00:18:36] 李逵使了个就地18 滚

[00:18:38] 奔儿站起来拎着斧子败回本队

[00:18:43] 哎哎

[00:18:44] 好厉害

[00:18:45] 地窖啊

[00:18:47] 李某不是对手

[00:18:49] 这笔帐将来再算啊啊啊都

[00:18:56] 都

[00:18:58] 宋江十分满意

[00:19:02] 先说我的傻兄弟啊

[00:19:04] 这戏演得还真成功

[00:19:09] 等回到本队之后

[00:19:10] 宋江吩咐一声

[00:19:12] 后面休息

[00:19:13] 哎

[00:19:13] 好嘞

[00:19:14] ***

[00:19:15] 我从来没打过败仗

[00:19:17] 还得装着分大瓣儿蒜

[00:19:20] 李逵不服气

[00:19:22] 到后面去了

[00:19:25] 孙俪大获全胜

[00:19:28] 祝朝奉领着仨儿子贺总教习蓝屏

[00:19:32] 欲在后边给观战一看

[00:19:34] 孙俪打了胜仗了

[00:19:36] 祝朝奉可乐坏了

[00:19:38] 吩咐一声

[00:19:39] 来呀

[00:19:40] 擂鼓给孙将军助威

[00:19:43] 呜呜呜

[00:19:46] 孙将军旗开得胜

[00:19:48] 马到成功啊

[00:19:50] 祝贺孙将军

[00:19:52] 呜呜呜

[00:19:55] 孙俪心中高兴

[00:19:57] 哼

[00:19:57] 祝朝奉

[00:19:58] 你甭咋呼

[00:20:00] 你离倒霉不远了

[00:20:03] 你瞧吧

[00:20:06] 正在这时

[00:20:07] 宋江又派出第二员大将失效

[00:20:13] 告诉石秀按原计划执行

[00:20:17] 你去那个被俘的

[00:20:20] 把你也打进柱子装

[00:20:23] 不然的话里边儿人手太少

[00:20:25] 石秀明白

[00:20:29] 骑了匹白马

[00:20:30] 守中五枪

[00:20:32] 背后背刀来战孙俪

[00:20:36] 话不投机

[00:20:37] 当场一动手

[00:20:39] 一边儿打着石秀一边说

[00:20:43] 我苏烈奉送头领所差

[00:20:47] 你要把我抓个活的明白吗

[00:20:51] 明白朝强啊招聘

[00:20:58] 二马盘桓

[00:21:00] 等一照面时

[00:21:02] 秀年枪便刺

[00:21:06] 孙俪在马上一侧身

[00:21:09] 开这一枪曾就过去了

[00:21:13] 在看孙俪

[00:21:15] 边教单手轻舒猿被抓住时秀的一袋子捧着一把

[00:21:23] 就把十

[00:21:24] 就是走马活擒

[00:21:27] 内匹马待归本队

[00:21:31] 病尉迟把马学回来

[00:21:33] 也回归本队

[00:21:35] 把石秀往地上一摔

[00:21:37] 啪啪啪

[00:21:41] 刀斧手往上一闯

[00:21:43] 把石秀捆了个结结实实

[00:21:48] 石秀心里头也不是滋味

[00:21:50] 先说

[00:21:51] 我叫拼命三郎

[00:21:53] 多咱吃过这亏

[00:21:56] 嘿嘿

[00:21:56] 为了顾全大局

[00:21:59] 也只好受点委屈了

[00:22:03] 带出孙俪

[00:22:04] 罗马又到两军阵前涛的骂战第三阵

[00:22:10] 病关索杨雄拍马舞刀

[00:22:14] 来战孙俪

[00:22:17] 打着打着

[00:22:18] 杨雄压低声音放松

[00:22:21] 头领所差

[00:22:23] 我也去内被俘的啊

[00:22:25] 要把我抓住

[00:22:27] 好累

[00:22:29] 21个回合之后

[00:22:31] 又被孙律师走马活擒

[00:22:36] 祝朝奉一看

[00:22:37] 行了

[00:22:37] 见好就收吧

[00:22:39] 今天旗开得胜

[00:22:41] 马到成功啊

[00:22:43] 这孙将军

[00:22:45] 打了一个胜仗

[00:22:47] 打败李逵

[00:22:48] 活捉两元梁山头领

[00:22:52] 别再贪婪无厌啦

[00:22:55] 祝朝奉祥在这里把令字旗一晃

[00:23:00] 才引出杀身横祸