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[00:00:00] 双鞭大将胡彦硕打了胜仗

[00:00:05] 关胜非常高兴心说

[00:00:09] 这回我多了个左膀右臂

[00:00:12] 我还有什么可怕的

[00:00:15] 回到扬中之后

[00:00:16] 牌九祝贺在席间把丑郡马宣赞

[00:00:23] 郝思文也请来了

[00:00:26] 当面一介绍

[00:00:27] 两个人也自然高兴

[00:00:29] 频频向胡延硕敬酒

[00:00:33] 但是关胜啊也发愁啊

[00:00:37] 在暂时是打了几个胜仗

[00:00:39] 那么往后怎么办呢

[00:00:42] 什么时候能平灭水泊梁山十天地期限眨眼就到了

[00:00:49] 到了时候评不了梁山老太师能饶得了我吗

[00:00:55] 想到这儿

[00:00:56] 她又堵心

[00:00:58] 果然

[00:00:59] 他猜中了没出三天

[00:01:03] 京城的特使又到了

[00:01:06] 这回啊

[00:01:07] 不客气

[00:01:08] 指着关圣帝鼻子

[00:01:10] 尖儿告诉他

[00:01:12] 如果到了日期不能平

[00:01:15] 梁山老太师壁派人把你捉拿归案进京问罪

[00:01:22] 你听清楚了

[00:01:24] 是是

[00:01:24] 是

[00:01:26] 关胜发了

[00:01:27] 愁了

[00:01:29] 长吁短叹

[00:01:31] 胡延硕就说

[00:01:33] 将军啊

[00:01:34] 您别发愁

[00:01:37] 车到山前必有路

[00:01:39] 船到桥头自然直

[00:01:44] 恐怕没那个希望有

[00:01:47] A

[00:01:48] 我出个主意

[00:01:49] 不知您采纳否哦

[00:01:51] 快说什么主意

[00:01:55] 说实在的

[00:01:56] 宋江、宋公明这个人不错呀

[00:02:02] 我不怎么恨他

[00:02:04] 因为什么说呢

[00:02:05] 宋江是被迫到梁山

[00:02:08] 落草为寇发自内心

[00:02:12] 他想等着招安朝廷

[00:02:15] 真要射他无罪

[00:02:17] 他就率领梁山人马归顺朝廷

[00:02:21] 而后为国家建功立业

[00:02:25] 你看

[00:02:25] 我自从到了梁山之后

[00:02:28] 宋江都跟我说过

[00:02:31] 嗯

[00:02:31] 关胜点点头

[00:02:33] 这也在情理之中

[00:02:37] 那他为什么不归顺朝廷话又说回来了

[00:02:42] 朝廷没有招安呢

[00:02:45] 因此他不能下决心

[00:02:48] 另外据我所知

[00:02:50] 宋江虽然有这个心

[00:02:52] 以吴用等人为首

[00:02:55] 坚决反对这

[00:02:58] 这梁山跟咱们不一样啊

[00:03:00] 咱们就是兵随将令草随风

[00:03:04] 梁山有什么事儿

[00:03:05] 大家公议公决

[00:03:08] 宋江有这意思

[00:03:10] 跟大家一商量

[00:03:11] 遭致众人的反对啊

[00:03:14] 所以宋江也不敢那么做

[00:03:18] 这是我完全理解的

[00:03:21] 将军

[00:03:22] 我给你出个主意

[00:03:23] 据我所知

[00:03:24] 宋江在太平山的中军宝帐那个位置

[00:03:28] 我清楚

[00:03:29] 如果咱要冒险一行到那儿把宋江给逮住

[00:03:36] 他肯定投降

[00:03:38] 宋江一投降

[00:03:39] 振臂一呼

[00:03:41] 水泊梁山大部分人还得投靠宋江

[00:03:44] 因为他人缘好

[00:03:46] 号召力大要那样

[00:03:48] 我们就等于拿下凉山一大半儿

[00:03:52] 剩下碌碌之辈就好对付了

[00:03:55] 如果朝廷追问

[00:03:57] 咱也有交代

[00:03:59] 您说怎么样

[00:04:03] 温胜点了点头

[00:04:05] 好主意

[00:04:07] 但是得冒点儿险呢

[00:04:09] 对啊

[00:04:09] 就得冒险

[00:04:11] 将军

[00:04:12] 那您看着办吧

[00:04:14] 关圣帝琢磨真不冒点儿

[00:04:18] 风险也不好办

[00:04:20] 朝廷逼得太急了

[00:04:24] 嗯

[00:04:25] 大丈夫当断不断

[00:04:28] 必留祸患呢

[00:04:30] 也许胡彦硕说的在理

[00:04:34] 那就试试看

[00:04:36] 当时他排版了呼延将军

[00:04:40] 那你就受累了

[00:04:42] 你在前边引路

[00:04:44] 我跟着你前去偷营劫寨

[00:04:47] 捉拿宋江好

[00:04:50] 我全力以赴

[00:04:53] 就在第二天的晚上

[00:04:55] 他们点兵3000胡延硕在前头引路

[00:05:00] 关圣都着队在后头跟着

[00:05:03] 偷偷摸摸越过前敌潜入太平山

[00:05:09] 穿的都是密林呢

[00:05:11] 走一山岗又一山坡

[00:05:13] 穿衣到林子又一道林子

[00:05:16] 按现在钟表来说都到了半夜12点左右了

[00:05:22] 官商着急啊

[00:05:25] 估摸着走出来能有好几十里地了

[00:05:28] 怎么还没到

[00:05:30] 赶紧把马一匹赶上呼延硕

[00:05:34] 呼延将军

[00:05:35] 还有多远快乐您看

[00:05:39] 远处长红灯内地方就是宋江的大寨

[00:05:45] 他办公就在这地方

[00:05:47] 哦哦

[00:05:48] 如此说来最好快点儿前面引入是你跟着我

[00:05:54] 胡延硕舞动双边

[00:05:56] 领着人先下去了

[00:05:59] 关胜都着队在后头

[00:06:00] 紧跟着左拐右拐

[00:06:02] 左拐右拐

[00:06:04] 到了红灯切近

[00:06:06] 妹妹说

[00:06:07] 什么叫红灯啊

[00:06:08] 就是一串蜈蚣灯

[00:06:11] 元门外头有个大杆子挂着

[00:06:13] 一块儿登

[00:06:14] 离多远都看得清清楚楚

[00:06:17] 看这气势是宋江的忠君保障

[00:06:21] 等到近前一看

[00:06:23] 奇怪的是

[00:06:25] 辕门外空空的

[00:06:26] 连个把门儿的都没有

[00:06:29] 等冲进大寨一看

[00:06:31] 空无一人

[00:06:33] 一坐一坐都是空帐篷

[00:06:35] 点着灯连个人影儿接巫

[00:06:39] 关胜倒吸了一口冷气

[00:06:42] 呃

[00:06:43] 莫非上当啦

[00:06:46] 呼延将军

[00:06:47] 呼延将军

[00:06:50] 众人一找

[00:06:51] 胡言硕士踪迹不见

[00:06:55] 找不着了啊

[00:06:58] 坏了

[00:07:00] 关胜到现在才明白我中了计了

[00:07:04] 哎呀

[00:07:04] 这胡言说呀

[00:07:06] 我拿你当证人帝君子闹了半天

[00:07:09] 你把我给调理了

[00:07:11] 撤

[00:07:13] 哪那么容易撤

[00:07:16] 大军刚一掉头就听见正东、正西、正南、正北东南、东北、西南、西北四面八方

[00:07:24] 这炮号震天

[00:07:26] 咚咚咚咚咚咚咚地咚咚咚咚咚咚

[00:07:33] 伏兵四起

[00:07:36] 满山遍野灯秋火把是照如白昼一般

[00:07:42] 哎哟坏了

[00:07:43] 关上一看

[00:07:45] 四面受敌把归路都给掐断了

[00:07:49] 就见灯影里一员大将之催马晃动

[00:07:53] 狼牙棒哇哇暴叫

[00:07:57] 嗯嗯嗯

[00:07:59] 观赏你掉进罗网之中

[00:08:04] 跑不了了

[00:08:06] 可认识本降为谁

[00:08:09] 哼

[00:08:10] 你不是秦明骂你叫胡延硕打得抱鞍吐血

[00:08:19] 那是演地戏

[00:08:22] 胡延硕跟我是自家人能打我吗

[00:08:26] 哎

[00:08:26] 他那一笔画

[00:08:28] 我哇就吐了一口

[00:08:29] 那是红颜色

[00:08:31] 你上当了

[00:08:32] 哎哟

[00:08:34] 我瞪眼儿上当了

[00:08:36] 到了现在

[00:08:37] 关胜也豁出去了

[00:08:39] 拍马舞刀来战

[00:08:41] 秦明十个回合没到斜刺里豹子头林冲催马摇枪也赶来助战

[00:08:51] 紧跟着其他战将也纷纷催马团团把他围住

[00:08:58] 关胜左冲右杀

[00:09:01] 难以摆脱呀

[00:09:03] 双拳难敌四手

[00:09:05] 好汉架不住人多

[00:09:07] 好不容易当开西北一个缺口

[00:09:10] 催马进了树林

[00:09:13] 哪知道人家鼻子往这跑

[00:09:16] 树林里头有埋伏

[00:09:18] 绊马索挠钩套索天罗地网都给他准备好了

[00:09:24] 他这马刚一进树林

[00:09:26] 马失前蹄枯叉着劲炫坑掉下去啦

[00:09:32] 逮住了就别动了

[00:09:35] 几十把挠钩探到坑里

[00:09:38] 噼里啪啪啪把关

[00:09:40] 圣帝甲胄盼假头腰带的裤腿儿给打住了

[00:09:45] 往上一待

[00:09:48] 待到坑边儿上

[00:09:49] 然后有人过来拿绳结结实实给捆上逮住了逮住了

[00:09:56] 马刀都归了人均

[00:10:00] 到了现在

[00:10:01] 关胜闭眼

[00:10:02] 摇头长吁短叹

[00:10:05] 时也运也

[00:10:08] 命也

[00:10:10] 怪我倒霉滩

[00:10:13] 工地心切

[00:10:14] 谁让我贪吃呢

[00:10:16] 才有今日睇结果

[00:10:19] 报应报应啊

[00:10:23] 让人家把他押走

[00:10:25] 单说丑郡马宣赞

[00:10:29] 听见太平山方向鼓声大震

[00:10:32] 天崩地裂一般

[00:10:35] 让探路的人打听打听怎么回事儿

[00:10:38] 小肖回报将军可了不得了

[00:10:42] 胡延硕领着关将军去劫营去

[00:10:45] 结果上当受骗了

[00:10:47] 现在被人家包围

[00:10:50] 当时还不知道关胜被抓了

[00:10:52] 俘虏了

[00:10:53] 宣赞是个热心肠的人

[00:10:56] 一听大哥要出事儿

[00:10:57] 这还了得嘛

[00:10:59] 点七军兵前来救援

[00:11:02] 哪知道这儿也钻进了口袋

[00:11:05] 叫四面八方的军兵把他给围住宣战

[00:11:10] 豁出去了

[00:11:11] 玩儿了命的往里闯

[00:11:13] 结果也掉进陷坑被生擒活拿

[00:11:18] 与此同时

[00:11:20] 郝思文也被人家给抓住

[00:11:23] 这三员大将前后落网

[00:11:27] 小李广花荣按照军事交待的这伏兵就在太平山下里边儿

[00:11:35] 一打得少了花容

[00:11:37] 领兵就冲进关

[00:11:39] 圣帝大战高声喝喊

[00:11:42] 降者免死放下刀枪

[00:11:49] 冲进去了

[00:11:51] 人无头不走

[00:11:53] 鸟无头不飞啊

[00:11:55] 大伙儿一看

[00:11:56] 主将不在没有主心骨了

[00:11:59] 有的批了刀枪跪地投降

[00:12:02] 有的四散奔逃

[00:12:04] 华容得了守

[00:12:06] 占据了营盘

[00:12:07] 首先得解救自己的人

[00:12:10] 把阮小七而张恒以及被抓的弟兄全给救出来了

[00:12:16] 哎

[00:12:17] 这些人毛发无损

[00:12:19] 吃的还挺胖乎

[00:12:22] 相见之下非常高兴

[00:12:25] 马上收兵

[00:12:26] 车队

[00:12:28] 咱这么说吧

[00:12:29] 宋江和吴用并了个计策

[00:12:32] 叫胡彦硕

[00:12:33] 诈降才取得今日睇结果

[00:12:38] 天也亮了

[00:12:39] 宋江一声令下

[00:12:41] 鞭敲金镫响齐奏

[00:12:44] 凯歌旋领着得胜之军

[00:12:48] 回归到忠义堂众将

[00:12:52] 纷纷交令得了多少锣鼓

[00:12:55] 账房得了多少枪刀器皿

[00:12:57] 得了多少粮草得了多少码匹

[00:13:00] 另外把我们被困弟兄也都就回来了

[00:13:04] 好

[00:13:05] 太好了

[00:13:06] 好好好好来呀

[00:13:09] 给各位弟兄一记下功劳

[00:13:13] 早晨七点左右

[00:13:16] 宋江神采奕奕

[00:13:18] 升座忠义堂吩咐一声

[00:13:22] 把关胜等人带上带上来带上来

[00:13:28] 你看往日的关胜

[00:13:30] 那是关老爷显圣一样

[00:13:32] 何等的威风

[00:13:34] 凤翅金盔二龙斗宝大红马掌中

[00:13:38] 青龙堰月刀威风凛凛

[00:13:41] 现在可好像落汤鸡相似的发劲劈散到姐这儿

[00:13:49] 被被人家推着到了中级塘上

[00:13:53] 柜下柜上

[00:13:56] 边儿是我们宋头领跪下

[00:13:59] 再往后看

[00:14:00] 把郝思、文丑郡、马宣寨也带上来

[00:14:06] 三将是低头不语啊

[00:14:09] 宋江看了一看

[00:14:11] 赶紧站起身来

[00:14:13] 来到关胜

[00:14:14] 金钱斥退军兵

[00:14:18] 亲自把绑绳给解开

[00:14:21] 然后冲着关胜一一而败

[00:14:25] 将军受惊了

[00:14:28] 小可逼不得已采取下策

[00:14:33] 将军呐

[00:14:35] 今日虽然被俘

[00:14:37] 我对你依然是尊敬的

[00:14:40] 请关将军上做

[00:14:44] 马上把一把椅子放在正中央

[00:14:47] 叫关胜坐下

[00:14:49] 然后宋江又亲自给郝思文给宣赞把绳给解开了

[00:14:55] 俩人又傻眼了

[00:14:56] 这怎么回事儿

[00:14:57] 又搬来两把椅子

[00:14:59] 让他们也坐下

[00:15:01] 宋江领着人在呗

[00:15:03] 跟关胜讲

[00:15:04] 关将军

[00:15:06] 我发自内心说

[00:15:08] 我宋江不想落草为寇啊

[00:15:11] 是因原因多种形势所迫

[00:15:15] 逼不得已啊

[00:15:17] 我就盼望着朝廷能下一纸招安

[00:15:22] 只要一招安

[00:15:24] 我等无罪了

[00:15:26] 我宋江苑领弟兄归顺朝廷

[00:15:30] 为国家建功立业

[00:15:32] 我要口不应心天诛地灭

[00:15:37] 关将军

[00:15:38] 我希望你能想开点

[00:15:40] 如果你能入伙

[00:15:42] 帮助我们替天行道

[00:15:46] 我宋江双手欢迎这头把金交椅

[00:15:51] 就是你关将军

[00:15:54] 是啊是啊

[00:15:55] 关将军

[00:15:56] 我们宋头领和我们非常敬重将军

[00:16:00] 将军

[00:16:01] 那你答应了吧

[00:16:03] 怎么样

[00:16:04] 我等这将有理啦

[00:16:10] 哎呀

[00:16:10] 关圣看罢多时

[00:16:12] 赶紧站起身来

[00:16:13] 宋头领各位

[00:16:16] 多谢各位抬爱

[00:16:18] 我乃是阶下之囚途啊

[00:16:22] 没想到没死

[00:16:24] 皆是各位所赐

[00:16:27] 至于投降入伙之事万万不能啊

[00:16:32] 不借就把我杀了

[00:16:34] 叫我投降

[00:16:36] 我办不到

[00:16:38] 吴用一笑

[00:16:39] 关将军这么办

[00:16:42] 我们也不是逼你

[00:16:43] 如果你实在不愿意也可以

[00:16:47] 我跟宋大哥商量好了送你们下山

[00:16:51] 你看好吧

[00:16:52] 吃完了喝完了

[00:16:53] 休息休息你的东西给你什么时候走

[00:16:57] 请君自便

[00:17:00] 来人啊

[00:17:00] 白燕

[00:17:01] 咱这么说吧

[00:17:03] 大伙轮流着劝

[00:17:06] 关胜这仨人儿在山上呆了三天呢

[00:17:11] 关上这一琢磨

[00:17:13] 梁山的人不错呀

[00:17:16] 人家干吗向劝道似的

[00:17:18] 苦口婆心

[00:17:20] 没完没了

[00:17:22] 拿我关胜当个人了

[00:17:25] 我呀

[00:17:25] 别牵着不走

[00:17:27] 打着倒退关胜心里都清楚

[00:17:31] 那水泊梁山表面上来说

[00:17:34] 贼实质上拉出一个哪个都了不起

[00:17:38] 那么眼前摆的是

[00:17:41] 豹子头林冲什么人物

[00:17:43] 想当初80万禁军的教头叮当响的英雄好汉

[00:17:48] 他为什么当贼

[00:17:50] 他不是逼的吗

[00:17:52] 说眼前的双鞭大将胡彦硕世代忠良

[00:17:57] 他为什么也倒戈了

[00:18:00] 哎

[00:18:00] 哪个比我次我算得了什么呢

[00:18:05] 我就是一个开武术馆D 教师头而已啊

[00:18:11] 不行

[00:18:11] 我得认真对待

[00:18:14] 他把丑郡马宣赞

[00:18:16] 郝思文找来了

[00:18:18] 哥仨碰了碰头

[00:18:21] 关胜就说

[00:18:22] 二位贤弟

[00:18:24] 你看咱们应该如何呀

[00:18:27] 我是左右为难呐

[00:18:31] 这丑郡马是个直性子

[00:18:34] 大哥

[00:18:35] 我也这么想的

[00:18:37] 宋江不愧叫及时雨

[00:18:41] 当初我以为他就是个土匪头儿

[00:18:44] 伸手五指令

[00:18:46] 拳手就要命

[00:18:47] 动不动就杀人

[00:18:49] 现在一看人家深明大义

[00:18:53] 估计能混到今天吗

[00:18:55] 嗯

[00:18:56] 大伙儿能那么拥护他骂

[00:18:59] 就拿咱哥儿仨来说

[00:19:00] 败军之将居然抓了俘虏了

[00:19:04] 不如一条狗

[00:19:06] 人家一句话就把咱哥仨给灭了

[00:19:09] 死无葬身之地啊

[00:19:11] 反过来

[00:19:13] 人家对咱们如同上宾供吃好的喝好的如此对待

[00:19:20] 无非一个字儿

[00:19:21] 希望咱们降

[00:19:23] 我想好了

[00:19:25] 大哥

[00:19:26] 我呀

[00:19:27] 愿意归顺梁山

[00:19:30] 你呢

[00:19:31] 好斯文

[00:19:32] 说话我也同意

[00:19:34] 梁山人确实不错

[00:19:38] 也罢

[00:19:39] 二位贤弟

[00:19:41] 既然你们想通了

[00:19:43] 乐意归顺我

[00:19:44] 没有二话我也愿意

[00:19:46] 妥啦

[00:19:48] 三个人手拉手来找宋江和吴用

[00:19:52] 当时就跪下了

[00:19:55] 关胜望上叩头

[00:19:57] 宋朝领在下不懂好坏

[00:20:01] 但经过三天的反思

[00:20:04] 我们哥儿几个下定决心愿投降归顺在梁山入伙

[00:20:12] 哎哟

[00:20:13] 我的关将军呢

[00:20:14] 欢迎欢迎

[00:20:17] 宋江乐坏了

[00:20:19] 你非得这样不可

[00:20:21] 你不给人家留有余地

[00:20:24] 就逼着人家表态完也是假的

[00:20:28] 现在看来是真的

[00:20:30] 宋江高兴拉着三人站起来

[00:20:33] 吩咐一声请各位头领、各位头领都到了宋江一宣布大家是热烈鼓掌

[00:20:46] 吴用吩咐来呀

[00:20:48] 摆宴

[00:20:49] 隆重祝贺

[00:20:53] 就在终极堂上排演宴款待三架

[00:20:58] 这仨人是死心塌地的归顺了水泊梁山

[00:21:03] 大家是频频敬酒

[00:21:06] 胡言说还说呢

[00:21:07] 关将军

[00:21:09] 你得原谅我呀

[00:21:10] 上知下派逼不得已

[00:21:14] 我只好诈降你得原谅

[00:21:18] A 关胜脸一红

[00:21:21] 胡燕将军那是各为其主啊

[00:21:24] 这事儿怪怪我怎么还能怪你呢

[00:21:27] 来来来

[00:21:28] 干了慈悲

[00:21:29] 干了慈悲

[00:21:32] 这些人坐在一起

[00:21:34] 大口酒大口肉尽兴

[00:21:38] 可吃的正在高兴的时候

[00:21:41] 宋江把酒杯放下了

[00:21:43] 长叹一声

[00:21:45] 眼泪啪嗒啪嗒啪嗒掉下来了

[00:21:49] 嗯

[00:21:52] 林冲就一愣

[00:21:54] 宋哥哥

[00:21:56] 今天是高兴的日子

[00:21:58] 皆大欢喜

[00:22:00] 你怎么哭了

[00:22:01] 没事儿

[00:22:02] 没事儿

[00:22:02] 没事儿不对您这个人是个坦荡人应该有什么说什么

[00:22:10] 大火全部喝了

[00:22:11] 是啊

[00:22:11] 怎么回事儿

[00:22:12] 怎么回事儿

[00:22:14] 有关圣地仨人儿

[00:22:15] 心里一番咯

[00:22:17] 是不是因为我们呢

[00:22:19] 关胜粗脖子红脸一抱拳

[00:22:22] 宋头领

[00:22:23] 您现在后悔啊还来得及是不是

[00:22:27] 因为我们仨要觉着我们不合适

[00:22:31] 怎么处分都行

[00:22:33] 哎呀

[00:22:34] 关将军言重了

[00:22:36] 哎

[00:22:37] 既然大家非追问我

[00:22:39] 说说看吧

[00:22:41] 我们大家在一起如此兴高采烈、卢员外挨一虎

[00:22:48] 王英石秀

[00:22:49] 杨雄还深陷在大名府生死难保

[00:22:55] 想起他们不能参加

[00:22:58] 故此我心中难过呀

[00:23:02] 哦哦

[00:23:03] 大伙儿这才明白

[00:23:05] 吴用说

[00:23:06] 哥哥

[00:23:07] 这有何难

[00:23:08] 明日咱就兵发大名府