《A Complicated Song (Parody of ”Complicated” by Avril Lavigne)》歌词

[00:00:00] A Complicated Song (Parody of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne) - Weird Al Yankovic (“怪人奥尔”扬科维奇)
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[00:00:02] Uh huh extra cheese
[00:00:07] 多余的奶酪
[00:00:07] Uh huh uh huh save a piece for me
[00:00:12] 请留给我一块
[00:00:12] Pizza party at your house
[00:00:15] 听说你家要开披萨派对
[00:00:15] I went just to check it out
[00:00:18] 于是我就去看了看
[00:00:18] 19 extra larges
[00:00:20] 十九块超大批萨
[00:00:20] What a shame no one came
[00:00:23] 真是尴尬 没人参加
[00:00:23] Just us eating all alone
[00:00:26] 只有我俩孤独地吃着
[00:00:26] You said take the pizza home
[00:00:29] 你说 把披萨带回家吧
[00:00:29] No sense lettin' all this go to waste
[00:00:33] 总不能让它们浪费吧
[00:00:33] So then I faced
[00:00:35] 接着我开始
[00:00:35] Pizza all day and everyday
[00:00:38] 整天吃披萨
[00:00:38] There's cheese round the clock
[00:00:39] 没完没了的奶酪
[00:00:39] It's getting me blocked
[00:00:41] 让我消化不良
[00:00:41] And I sure don't care for irregularity
[00:00:46] 我当然不介意 无规律的饮食
[00:00:46] Tell me
[00:00:47] 告诉我
[00:00:47] Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated
[00:00:51] 你为什么一定要让我难受成这副德行呢
[00:00:51] 'Cause right now
[00:00:52] 此刻
[00:00:52] I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
[00:00:57] 我千方百计清空我的肠子
[00:00:57] In the bathroom
[00:00:58] 在浴室里
[00:00:58] I sit and I wait and I strain and
[00:01:01] 我坐下 等待 用力
[00:01:01] I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
[00:01:04] 然后我汗如雨下 紧咬牙关 痛不欲生
[00:01:04] Oh should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated
[00:01:09] 我是该吃泻药 还是灌肠
[00:01:09] No no no
[00:01:13] 不 不 不
[00:01:13] I was feeling pretty down
[00:01:16] 我感觉糟透了
[00:01:16] Till my girlfriend came around
[00:01:19] 直到我的女朋友赶过来陪我
[00:01:19] We're just so alike in every way I gotta say
[00:01:24] 我得说 我们的做事方法不管哪里都很像
[00:01:24] In fact I just thought I might
[00:01:28] 事实上 我正在考虑
[00:01:28] Pop the question there that night
[00:01:31] 在那天晚上向她求婚
[00:01:31] I was kissing her so tenderly
[00:01:35] 我还温柔地吻了她
[00:01:35] But we is me
[00:01:36] 悲哀啊
[00:01:36] Who would uh guessed her family crest
[00:01:39] 谁会想到 翻她族谱时
[00:01:39] I suddenly spy tattood on her thigh
[00:01:42] 我突然发现 她大腿上的胎记
[00:01:42] And son of a gun it's just like the one on me
[00:01:47] 我的老天啊 居然和我的那个一样
[00:01:47] Tell me
[00:01:48] 告诉我
[00:01:48] How was I supposed to know we were both related
[00:01:52] 我怎么会知道我们居然是亲戚
[00:01:52] Believe me if I knew she was my cousin
[00:01:55] 相信我 如果我知道她是我的表姐
[00:01:55] We never would of dated
[00:01:58] 我们永远也不可能约会
[00:01:58] What to do now
[00:01:59] 现在怎么办
[00:01:59] Should I go ahead and propose
[00:02:02] 我该不该向她求婚
[00:02:02] And get hitched and have kids with 11 toes
[00:02:05] 然后结婚 生出一个有十一个脚趾的孩子
[00:02:05] And move to alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated
[00:02:10] 然后搬到能够容忍这种事的阿拉巴马州
[00:02:10] No no no
[00:02:12] 不 不 不
[00:02:12] No no no no no no no no no no no no
[00:02:21] 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不 不
[00:02:21] No no no no
[00:02:24] 不 不 不 不
[00:02:24] I had so much on my mind
[00:02:26] 我脑袋里想的东西实在太多了
[00:02:26] I thought maybe I'd unwind
[00:02:29] 我想我应该放松一下了
[00:02:29] Try out that new roller coaster ride
[00:02:33] 我要试试那个新的过山车
[00:02:33] And the guide
[00:02:35] 导游告诉我
[00:02:35] Said not to stand but that's a demand
[00:02:37] 不要站着 但这种体验
[00:02:37] That I couldn't meet I got on my feet
[00:02:40] 根本满足不了我 我动了动我的脚
[00:02:40] And stood up instead and knocked off my head you see
[00:02:45] 然后站了起来 结果撞掉了我的头 你瞧
[00:02:45] Tell me
[00:02:46] 告诉我
[00:02:46] Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated
[00:02:51] 为什么我一定要自找苦吃呢
[00:02:51] This really is a major inconvenience
[00:02:54] 这真是个巨大的麻烦
[00:02:54] Oh man I really hate it
[00:02:56] 我真的讨厌极了
[00:02:56] It's such a drag now
[00:02:58] 简直就是拖累
[00:02:58] Can't eat I can't breathe
[00:03:00] 现在我不能进食 不能呼吸
[00:03:00] I can't snore I can't belch or yodel anymore
[00:03:04] 不能打呼噜 不能打嗝 也不能唱约德尔山歌
[00:03:04] Can't spit or blow my nose or even read sports illustrated
[00:03:08] 甚至看体育画刊的时候也不能吐口水或者嗤之以鼻了
[00:03:08] Oh no
[00:03:10] 为什么我一定要让自己体无完肤呢
[00:03:10] Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated
[00:03:13] //
[00:03:13] Yeah yeah
[00:03:14] 我不得不说 不能思考的生活让我十分恼怒
[00:03:14] I gotta tell ya life without a head kinda makes me irritated
[00:03:20] 多么难过
[00:03:20] What a bummer
[00:03:21] 我不能眨眼 不能咳嗽
[00:03:21] I can't blink I can't cough
[00:03:23] 不能打喷嚏
[00:03:23] I can't sneeze
[00:03:24] 但我的脖子还存在
[00:03:24] But my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now
[00:03:27] 我感觉再也不一样了 自从我
[00:03:27] Haven't been the same since my head and
[00:03:29] 身首分离之后
[00:03:29] I were separated
[00:03:34] 不 不 不
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