《Right Said Fred》歌词

[00:00:00] Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins/Shorty Rogers/Jimmy Giuffre

[00:00:05] Right said Fred both of us together

[00:00:07] One each end and steady as we go oh

[00:00:11] Tried to shift it couldn't even lift it

[00:00:14] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:16] And so we had a cuppa tea and

[00:00:19] Right said Fred give a shout for charlie

[00:00:21] Up comes charlie from the floor below

[00:00:25] After straining heaving and complaining

[00:00:28] We was getting nowhere

[00:00:30] And so we had a cuppa tea and charlie had a think

[00:00:34] And he thought we ought to take off all the handles

[00:00:37] And the things wot held the candles

[00:00:40] But it did no good well I never thought it would

[00:00:42] All right said Fred have to take the feet off

[00:00:45] To get them feet off wouldn't take a mo

[00:00:50] Took its feet off even took the seat off

[00:00:52] Should have got us somewhere but no

[00:00:56] So Fred said let's have another cuppa tea

[00:00:59] And we said right o

[00:01:05] Oh right said Fred have to take the door off

[00:01:08] Need more space to shift the so and so

[00:01:12] Had bad twinges taking off the hinges

[00:01:14] And it got us nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea and

[00:01:19] Right said Fred have to take the wall down

[00:01:22] That there wall is gonna have to go

[00:01:26] Took the wall down even with it all down

[00:01:29] We was getting nowhere and so we had a cuppa tea

[00:01:33] And charlie had a think and he said look Fred

[00:01:36] I get a sort of feeling if we remove the ceiling

[00:01:41] With a rope or two we could drop the blighter through

[00:01:43] All right said Fred climbing up a ladder

[00:01:46] With his crowbar gave a mighty blow was he in trouble

[00:01:51] Half a ton of rubble landed on the top of his dome

[00:01:57] So charlie and me had another cuppa tea

[00:02:00] And then we went home

[00:02:04] I said to charlie we'll just have to leave it

[00:02:07] Standing on the landing that's all

[00:02:09] You see the trouble with Fred is he's too hasty

[00:02:12] You'll never get nowhere if you're too hasty