《Friends S09E12 The One With Phoebes Rats》歌词

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[00:00:05] - Where's Mon? - She's at home.. -摩妮卡呢？ -她在家…

[00:00:06] putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight. 帮瑞秋今晚的生日派对做布置

[00:00:09] - You're not helping? - I tried.. -你不用帮忙吗？ -我有试过…

[00:00:12] but apparently singing "I Will Survive" in a helium voice, not helping. 但是很明显地，用假音唱 “我会活下去”并没有帮助

[00:00:18] - Hey, guys. - Hey. -嘿，你们好 -嘿

[00:00:23] Don't say that loud. Gunther's gonna want to hug me. 别说那么大声，阿甘会过来抱我的

[00:00:28] Good news, everyone. We finally found a nanny. 好消息，我们终于找到保姆了

[00:00:30] - This is Molly. Molly, Chandler, Joey. - Hi. -这位是莫莉，莫莉，钱德，乔伊 -嗨

[00:00:36] Somebody's getting a little fussy. 有人有点不高兴喔

[00:00:38] You're damn right I am. I've been waiting for a cookie for seven minutes. 你说的没错，我就是不高兴 我已经等饼干等了七分钟了

[00:00:43] Okay. You know what, I'm just gonna take her outside. 好了，我想我带她出去好了

[00:00:45] - No, you stay. I'll do it. - Okay. Thank you. -不，你留下来，我去 -好的，谢谢

[00:00:48] - Nice to meet you guys. - Yeah, you too. -很高兴认识你们 -是啊，我们也是

[00:00:52] - Wow, Molly's just great. - Yeah. -哇，莫莉真的很不错 -是啊

[00:00:54] Yes, bravo on the hot nanny. 是啊，真棒，请了个辣保姆

[00:00:58] - What? You really think she's hot? - Are you kidding? -什么？你真的觉得她很辣吗？ -你看不出来吗？

[00:01:01] If I wasn't married, she'd be rejecting me right now. 如果我未婚，她现在就在拒绝我了

[00:01:07] Joey? 乔伊？

[00:01:08] How do you think she's doing? 觉得她的姿势怎样？

[00:01:12] Am I the only one that doesn't think she's hot? Ross? 我是唯一不觉得她辣的吗？罗斯？

[00:01:15] - I mean, she's not unattractive, but.. - Right. -我觉得她不算是没有魅力，但是… -没错

[00:01:19] but hot? 但是算辣吗？

[00:01:22] Thank you. 谢谢你

[00:01:26] Now that Rachel's gone? 瑞秋走了，说吧？

[00:01:28] So hot, I cried myself to sleep last night. 她真辣，我昨晚是哭着入睡的

[00:01:33] The One With Phoebe's Rats

[00:02:23] Hey, Mike, what's the capital of Peru? 嘿，麦克，秘鲁的首都是哪呢？

[00:02:25] - Lima. - No. -利马 -不是

[00:02:29] It starts with a V and ends with an X. 是V开头X结尾的字

[00:02:33] And hopefully with a T-O in the middle. 然后最好中间有T跟O

[00:02:37] You know, come to think of it, the capital of Peru is "Vtox." 我仔细想想之后，我想秘鲁的首都 应该叫做“VTOX”

[00:02:43] - Oh, God! - What? -喔，天啊！ -怎么了？

[00:02:44] Okay. I don't want to freak you out or anything.. 好了，我不想要吓坏你

[00:02:47] but I just saw a rat in your cupboard. 但是我刚在柜子里看到一只老鼠

[00:02:49] Oh, yeah. No, that's Bob. 喔，是喔，那是霸柏

[00:02:53] Well, he's your pet rat? 是你的宠物鼠吗？

[00:02:55] Well, not so much a pet as, you know, an occasional visitor.. 不太算是，只是偶尔会来拜访

[00:02:58] who I put food out for. Kind of like Santa. 我有时候会喂他 有点像圣诞老公公

[00:03:04] Except Santa doesn't poop on the plate of cookies. 除了圣诞老公公 不会在饼干盘里便便以外

[00:03:08] You can't keep a rat in your apartment. They're unsanitary. 你不能在公寓里养老鼠 那很不卫生的

[00:03:11] I mean, they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus. 我是说，他们可能会 传染细螺旋体病或是汉他病毒

[00:03:14] - What are those? - I don't know.. -那是什么？ -我不知道

[00:03:16] but they don't sound like spa treatments. 但是听起来可不像是水疗吧

[00:03:19] - You have to get rid of it. - Okay, fine. -你必须要处理掉他 -好啦

[00:03:22] If it means that much to you, I'll get rid of Bob. 如果你这么在乎，我会处理掉霸柏的

[00:03:24] Thank you. 谢谢你

[00:03:26] It's so weird you think he's so gross, yet you're willing to eat his crackers. 真奇怪，你觉得他很恶心 却又在吃他的饼干

[00:03:37] - Hello. - Hello. -哈啰 -哈啰

[00:03:39] Gavin, I just want to say thank you again.. 盖文，我想再次跟你道谢

[00:03:42] for watching Emma yesterday during the presentation. 谢谢昨天帮我照顾艾犸

[00:03:45] I really owe you an apology. 我真的需要跟你道歉

[00:03:47] - For what? - When we first met, you know.. -道什么歉？ -当我们第一次见面时，你知道的…

[00:03:50] I thought you were pompous and arrogant and obnoxious. 我以为你是自负、高傲又讨人厌的人

[00:03:54] Is this your first apology? 这是你的第一个对不起吗？

[00:03:57] No, I just mean, you know, first impressions don't mean anything. 不，我是说第一印象 通常不是很重要的

[00:04:00] And I think you're a really good guy. And I'm sorry that I misjudged you. 而我认为你是个好男人 很抱歉我错看了你

[00:04:05] - Morning. - Hello. -早安 -哈啰

[00:04:08] But you know what? Hey, new day, new leaf. 但是你知道吗？ 新的一天，新的开始

[00:04:11] I am just really, really happy.. 我只是真的很高兴…

[00:04:16] I'm sorry. Obviously, Heather's ass has something more important to say.. 我很抱歉，很明显地，海瑟的屁股 有更重要的事要对你说

[00:04:19] so I'll just wait till it's finished. 我先让它说完好了

[00:04:23] - What? - I was giving you an apology.. -什么？ -我正在跟你道歉…

[00:04:25] and you were totally checking her out. 而你一直在打量她

[00:04:27] I wasn't. I'm in fashion. I was looking at her skirt. 我没有，我是在时装业工作 我只是在看她的裙子

[00:04:31] Or was it pants? I didn't really see what happened below the ass area. 还是裤子呢？我并没有看清楚 屁股以下的部位

[00:04:37] Wow, you are really.. You're really a creep. 哇，你真的是… 你真是小人

[00:04:39] What do you care if I was looking at her? 就算我是在看她，你又在乎什么呢？

[00:04:42] Are you jealous? 你是在忌妒吗？

[00:04:43] Oh, yeah. I'm jealous. 喔，是啊，我好忌妒

[00:04:45] "Oh, Gavin. Please, please look at my ass." “喔，盖文，拜托请看看我的屁股”

[00:04:50] Stop looking at my ass! 不要看我的屁股！

[00:04:52] I mean, I just think you are totally inappropriate. Okay? 我只是认为这样的行为是不妥的

[00:04:55] This is a work environment. She's your subordinate. 这是工作场所，她是你下属

[00:04:59] But it was okay when you slept with your old assistant, Tag? 但是你跟你前助理泰格上床 却是可以的？

[00:05:03] That is totally different for two reasons. 那是不一样的事，因为两个原因

[00:05:06] One: I didn't know that you knew that. 一：我不知道你知道这件事

[00:05:11] And two: I wasn't some creep staring at his ass. 二：我不是盯着他屁股看的小人

[00:05:15] We had a.. We had a deep, meaningful relationship. 我们有很深入、有意义的交往

[00:05:21] What was Tag's last name? 泰格姓什么？

[00:05:23] It was.. 姓…

[00:05:26] Oh, my God. 喔，我的天

[00:05:28] He didn't.. He didn't.. He didn't have a last name. 他没有…他没有… 他没有姓

[00:05:32] It was just Tag, you know, like Cher or.. 只是叫泰格而已，你知道的 就像雪儿或是…

[00:05:38] you know, Moses. 摩西一样

[00:05:42] But it was a deep, meaningful relationship. 但是那是很深入、有意义的交往

[00:05:45] You know what? My first impression of you was absolutely right. 你知道吗？我对你的第一印象 完全正确

[00:05:48] You are arrogant. You are pompous. Morgan! Morgan! 你很高傲，你很自负 摩根！摩根！

[00:05:51] - Tag's last name was Morgan! - It was Jones. -泰格姓摩根！ -是琼斯

[00:05:54] What are you, his boyfriend? 你是谁啊？他男朋友吗？

[00:05:59] （中央咖啡厅）

[00:06:00] - Man, I wish I had a nanny like you. - You mean when you were a baby? -天啊，我希望我有个像你一样的保姆 -你是说在你小时候吗？

[00:06:05] Sure. 当然

[00:06:09] Would you stop staring at her? 你可不可以别再盯着她看？

[00:06:12] I wasn't staring. 我没有盯着

[00:06:14] I was leering. 我是斜眼瞄着

[00:06:17] What's the big deal with her? 她有什么了不起的呢？

[00:06:19] Maybe she's attractive in an obvious kind of way. 或许她有很抢眼的魅力

[00:06:22] Yeah, obvious beauty's the worst. 是啊，很抢眼的魅力最糟糕了

[00:06:26] You know, when it's right there in your face. 你知道的，当它就显现在你面前时

[00:06:28] Me, I like to have to work to find someone attractive. 我比较喜欢渐渐去发掘一个人的魅力

[00:06:31] Makes me feel like I earned it. 让我感觉像是我辛苦得来的

[00:06:34] Looks like Joey's doing all right with her. 看起来乔伊好像跟她处的不错

[00:06:37] Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off.. 嘿，你们两个这次愿意退让出…

[00:06:39] and let Joey get the girl for once. 让乔伊去泡她，真是好心

[00:06:44] - I'm gonna take her to the apartment. - Okay. I'll be home right after work. -我要带她回去了 -好的，我下班之后就回去

[00:06:47] - Okay. - Okay, bye, Emma. -好的 -好的，艾犸再见

[00:06:50] I love you. 我爱你

[00:06:54] - Bye. - Bye. -再见 -再见

[00:06:55] They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk. 他们推派我来跟你说 你模仿婴儿说话的事

[00:06:58] It's not so good. 大家不是很喜欢

[00:07:01] I think it's sweet. 我觉得挺可爱的

[00:07:03] Bye, Emma! 再见，艾犸

[00:07:07] Hey, listen, Joey. About Molly, I would really prefer if you didn't go after her. 嘿，乔伊，关于莫莉 我希望你不要去动她

[00:07:12] - Why not? - It took months to find a good nanny. -为什么不行？ -因为我们花了好几个月才找到好保姆

[00:07:15] And I wouldn't want anything to, you know, drive her away. 而我不希望有任何事情让她离开

[00:07:19] So you think I'm just gonna sleep with her.. 所以你认为我只会跟她上床

[00:07:22] and never call her again, and things are gonna get uncomfortable? 之后就不再打电话给她 让一切都变得很尴尬吗？

[00:07:25] Yeah, that sounds about right. 是啊，听起来好像也对

[00:07:28] Come on, there are plenty of other women out there. 别这样，外面到处都是女人

[00:07:31] Just forget about her, okay? She's off-limits. 忘了她好吗？她不是你可以要的

[00:07:36] Oh, man! What'd you have to go and say that for? 天啊！你为什么要这样说呢？

[00:07:39] Now that you told me I can't have her, makes me want her even more! 你这样说之后，我就更想要她了

[00:07:43] - What are you, a child? - Yes! -你还是小孩啊？ -是的！

[00:07:47] It's true. He's like a little boy, like Ben. 没错，他就跟小孩一样，像班

[00:07:50] Just think of him as a really, really, really horny Ben. 想像他就是很色、很色、很色的班

[00:07:56] No! 不对！

[00:08:00] Look, Joey, come on now. For me, please. 听着，乔伊，别这样，为了我，拜托

[00:08:02] Just try to focus your sexual energy on someone else. 把你的性能量转移到别人身上

[00:08:08] Fine. 好啦

[00:08:17] Take me home. 带我回家吧

[00:08:30] Do you want a piece of this? 你想被书K吗？

[00:08:35] - Hey, Mikey. - Hey, Phoebe. -嘿，麦克 -嘿，菲比

[00:08:38] - What are you doing? - Setting rattraps. -你在做什么呢？ -放捕鼠器

[00:08:40] - To kill Bob? - No. No, to test his neck strength. -要杀霸柏吗？ -不是，只是测试一下他脖子有多硬

[00:08:45] No, I don't want to kill him. I thought we were gonna capture him.. 不，我不想杀死他 我以为我们要活抓他

[00:08:49] and, you know, set him free in the countryside.. 然后到乡下把他放生

[00:08:51] where he could meet a friendly possum.. 让他可以认识友善的大老鼠

[00:08:53] and a wisecracking owl. 还有爱说笑的猫头鹰

[00:08:57] - Okay, okay. I'll throw away the traps. - All right, I'll find Bob. I'll get him. -好了，我把捕鼠器丢掉 -好，我会找到霸柏，我会抓到他的

[00:09:01] Bob? Bob? 霸柏？霸柏？

[00:09:05] Robert? 罗伯特？

[00:09:09] Wait, I think I hear him. 等等，我听到他的声音了

[00:09:12] Oh, my God! Bob had babies! Bob's a mom! 天啊！霸柏生小孩了！ 霸柏当妈妈了！

[00:09:18] We'll have to think of a new name. 我们得替她改名字了

[00:09:20] I don't know, I kind of like "Bob" for a girl. 我不知道，我喜欢“霸柏”当女生名字

[00:09:22] No, no. I mean, I'm not sure that we.. 不不，我是说我不确定我们…

[00:09:27] Oh, my God. We killed Bob? 天啊，我们杀了霸柏吗？

[00:09:31] Well, maybe it wasn't Bob. Maybe it was a mouse. 或许不是霸柏，或许只是只老鼠

[00:09:34] Susie? 苏西？

[00:09:42] That's it? 就这样？

[00:09:44] It's over? 结束了吗？

[00:09:46] Who shot J.R.? 谁杀了小杰？

[00:09:48] Who shot J.R.? 谁杀了小杰？

[00:09:52] I have got to get a job. 我得要找份工作了

[00:09:56] What's up? 怎么了？

[00:09:59] Seriously, dude. Three years ago. 真的，老兄，三年了

[00:10:03] Listen, can you do me a favor? I'm gonna be out today. 听着，你可以帮我一个忙吗？ 我今天要出去

[00:10:06] Can you keep an eye on Joey.. 你可以帮我看着乔伊

[00:10:08] make sure nothing happens between him and Molly? 确保他跟莫莉之间不会出事吗？

[00:10:11] - You don't trust him? - Well, no. -你不相信他吗？ -嗯，不相信

[00:10:13] Some woman who sounded a lot like Joey called earlier.. 昨晚有个听起来 很像乔伊的女人打电话来

[00:10:16] and asked for her daughter, the "hot nanny." 要找她那个叫做“辣保姆”的女儿

[00:10:21] Is this your long-term plan, for me to run interference? 你打算让我长期干预他们吗？

[00:10:23] Because I could get a job any day now. 我可能随时都会找到工作的

[00:10:27] You do appear right on the cusp of something. 你在职场上可真是炙手可热

[00:10:31] Look, come on, man. I'm sure he'll lose interest in a week or two.. 听着，拜托 我确定他一两星期就会没兴趣了

[00:10:35] but for now, could you please just do this for me? 但是现在，你可以帮我这个忙吗？

[00:10:37] Fine, but don't blame me if it doesn't work. 好啦，但是如果失败可别怪我喔

[00:10:39] Because you know once Joey sets his mind on something.. 因为你也了解，乔伊一旦下定决心

[00:10:42] more often than not, he's going to have sex with it. 无论如何，他都会把她搞上手的

[00:10:47] Well, I mean, we've gotta do something. Okay? 那我们得要做点什么，不是吗？

[00:10:50] Nannies like her don't grow on trees. 像她那样的保姆是不会 凭空出现在树上的

[00:10:56] - Picturing that tree? - I am, yes. -在想像那棵树吗？ -是的，没错

[00:11:06] Where you going, Joe? 你要去哪？乔伊

[00:11:12] For a walk. 去散步

[00:11:14] You mind if I join you? 我也去好吗？

[00:11:17] Actually, I'd rather be alone. You know, I really need to organize my thoughts. 事实上，我想要一个人去 我真的需要理清一些想法

[00:11:23] Your thoughts? 一些想法？

[00:11:26] Plural? 复数的？

[00:11:29] All right, fine. I only have one thought. 好啦，我只有一个想法

[00:11:33] It's about the hot nanny! I gotta see her! 就是关于那个辣保姆！我必须见到她！

[00:11:36] - I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Joe. - Now you're saying I can't see her? -恐怕我不能让你去，乔伊 -你是说我不能见她？

[00:11:40] You're killing me! She's forbidden fruit! It's like, like.. 你是在害死我！她是禁果！这就像…

[00:11:44] like she's the princess and I'm the stable boy. 她是公主而我是马童

[00:11:49] Look, I know. She's the most beautiful woman in the world. 听着，我知道她是世上最漂亮的女人

[00:11:52] I can hear you. 我听见了

[00:11:54] Could you set my pillow and blanket on the couch for me, please? 你可以帮我把枕头跟毛毯 铺到沙发上吗？

[00:12:00] Why are you doing this, huh? 为什么你要这样？

[00:12:02] Did Ross tell you not to let me go over there? 是不是罗斯要你别让我过去的呢？

[00:12:05] Yes, as a matter of fact, he did. So I can't let you go. 没错，事实上就是 所以我不能让你过去

[00:12:09] Interesting. Now there are obstacles. 有趣，现在出现阻碍了

[00:12:13] Hot nanny and me against the world! 辣保姆跟我一起抵抗全世界！

[00:12:17] This is the stuff great novels are made of. 这就像伟大的爱情小说

[00:12:19] - Great novels? - Fine. Mediocre porn. -伟大的爱情小说？ -好啦，二流的情色书刊

[00:12:26] - Gavin Mitchell's office. - Rachel Greene's office. -盖文米丘办公室 -瑞秋葛林办公室

[00:12:29] Give me that phone. 电话给我

[00:12:32] Hello, this is Rachel Greene. How can I help you? 哈啰，我是瑞秋葛林 可以为您效劳吗？

[00:12:36] Okay then. I'll pass you back to your son. 好的，我会把电话传给你儿子

[00:12:42] Hey, Mom. No, that's just my secretary. 妈，不是，她只是我的秘书

[00:12:48] Excuse me, Gavin. I have a question I need to ask you. 对不起，盖文 我有个问题必须要问你

[00:12:51] Mom, I'll call you later. Yeah. 妈，我再回电给你，是的

[00:12:54] - Yes? - If you like looking at butts so much.. -怎样？ -如果你那么喜欢看屁股…

[00:12:58] why don't you just go look in a mirror? 你何不自己去照镜子呢？

[00:13:02] Thank God you finally said that. 感谢上帝，你终于说了

[00:13:03] I saw you make a note on your pad three hours ago. 三个小时前我就看到 你写在笔记本上了

[00:13:10] - Man, I really bug you. Don't I? - Oh, no. Please.. -天啊，我真的惹你厌，是不是？ -喔，不，拜托…

[00:13:12] I don't care about you enough to bug me. 我根本不在乎你，更别提讨厌你

[00:13:14] In fact, from now on, I'm going to take the high road.. 事实上，从现在开始 我会表现的很有格调

[00:13:18] and I'm going to be very, very nice to you, you mama's boy.. 而且我会对你非常好 妈妈的乖宝宝…

[00:13:22] starting right now. 从现在开始

[00:13:25] - Hey, Rach. - Hi. -嘿，瑞秋 -嗨

[00:13:27] - Ready for your birthday lunch? - I am. -准备好要吃生日午餐了吗？ -好了

[00:13:29] But first, Monica, I would like to introduce you.. 但是首先，摩妮卡 我想要介绍你认识…

[00:13:32] to my very talented colleague and more importantly.. 我非常能干的同事，而且更重要的是…

[00:13:35] my wonderful friend, Gavin Mitchell. 我的好朋友，盖文米丘

[00:13:39] - Pleased to meet you. - Pleased to meet you. -幸会 -幸会

[00:13:40] Are you coming to Rachel's party? 你会来参加瑞秋的派对吗？

[00:13:42] Oh, no, no, no, no. Gavin can't. He already has plans.. 喔，不不不不，盖文没有办法 他已经有计划了

[00:13:46] most likely with his mother. 应该是要去看他妈妈

[00:13:49] I don't mind. I'll cancel them. I would never miss my secretary's birthday. 我不介意，我可以取消 我不想错过我秘书的生日

[00:13:55] Why did you invite him? I can't stand that guy! 为什么你要邀请他？ 我无法忍受那个男的！

[00:14:00] - You were being so nice to him. - I was faking it. -你看起来跟他很好啊 -我是装出来的

[00:14:02] Can't you tell when I'm being fake? 你难道看不出来我是装的吗？

[00:14:05] Hey, Mr. Phillips. Nice suit. 嘿，菲利浦先生，很好看的西装

[00:14:08] Right there. That was so fake! 抓到了，真是好假！

[00:14:20] Hey, Chandler, which do you like better.. 嘿，钱德，你比较喜欢…

[00:14:23] the tuna tartare or the mushroom empanadas? 鲔鱼派还是烤蘑菇饺？

[00:14:27] - The pile of raw fish, or the tacos? - Oh, the tacos. Definitely, the tacos. -一堆生鱼还是墨西哥手卷？ -喔，手卷，当然是手卷

[00:14:35] I still can't believe you invited Gavin. 我真不敢相信，你邀请了盖文

[00:14:37] He is just the last person I want to see. 他是我最不想见到的人

[00:14:40] You're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time. 安排派对的事，不用跟我客气 我很高兴你喜欢

[00:14:44] I hope he doesn't show up. Of course he won't, the guy hates me. 我希望他不要出现 他当然不会，他讨厌我

[00:14:48] - Does he? - What? -是吗？ -什么？

[00:14:50] Maybe he keeps bothering you so much because he likes you. 或许他一直惹你生气 是因为喜欢你

[00:14:54] It's like in first grade when Skippy Lange would push me.. 就像在小学一年级的时候 史基蓝吉会推我…

[00:14:56] because he secretly had a crush on me. 其实是因为他在暗恋我

[00:14:59] Monica, you think Skippy liked you? 摩妮卡，你以为史基喜欢你吗？

[00:15:03] Honey, all those boys had a bet to see if he could knock you over. 亲爱的，所有的男生都在打赌 看他是不是有办法撂倒你

[00:15:08] - She's out. I'm gonna take her home. - Okay. Thank you. -她睡了，我带她回去 -好的，谢谢

[00:15:11] Bye, sweetheart. 再见，甜心

[00:15:16] Do you see what all the guys see in her? 你有在她身上看到 那些男人看到的东西吗？

[00:15:19] Wouldn't kick her out of bed. 不会想要踢她下床的

[00:15:22] No more vodka for me. 我不可以再喝伏特加了

[00:15:25] Hey, Rach. So can I sing "Happy Birthday" to you now? 嘿，瑞秋，现在可以 唱生日快乐歌了吗？

[00:15:28] - Yeah, sure. - All right. -当然可以 -好的

[00:15:33] See you later. 待会见

[00:15:36] Hey, Rach. Somebody got you shoes. 瑞秋，有人送你鞋子

[00:15:38] Give me! 给我看！

[00:15:41] - Wow. Wow. Oh, my God! - Careful! Careful! -哇哇，我的天啊！ -小心！小心！

[00:15:46] These are my rat babies! 这些是我的老鼠宝宝！

[00:15:51] Yeah. We have rat babies now. 是啊，我们现在有老鼠宝宝了

[00:15:56] You brought rats to my birthday party? 你带老鼠来参加我的生日派对？

[00:16:00] So this is what a stroke feels like. 我感觉像是中风一样

[00:16:03] Well, I had to bring them. We killed their mother. 我必须要带着他们 我们杀了他们的妈

[00:16:06] They're our responsibility now. 他们现在是我们的责任了

[00:16:08] You know, they require constant care. You should know that, you're a mother. 你知道的，他们需要一直被照顾 你应该知道的，你自己也是母亲

[00:16:14] Are you comparing my daughter to a rat? 你把我女儿跟一只老鼠做比较？

[00:16:17] No. Seven rats. 不，是七只

[00:16:21] We should take them home. We need to feed them. 我们应该带他们回家了 他们需要吃东西了

[00:16:23] You're gonna leave my party to take care of a box of rats? 你因为要照顾这盒老鼠 而离开我的派对？

[00:16:26] Well, I'm sorry, Rachel, but I'm not like you. Okay? 嗯，我很抱歉，瑞秋 但是我不像你，好吗？

[00:16:29] Not everyone can afford help. 不是每个人都请得起帮手的

[00:16:39] Hey, where the hell are Joey and Molly? 嘿，乔伊跟莫莉去哪了？

[00:16:41] I asked you to watch them. 我要你看住他们的

[00:16:43] I'm sorry. I got a little preoccupied. 我很抱歉，我有点分心了

[00:16:46] Look, we have to stop them before something happens. 听着，我们要在发生事情前阻止他们

[00:16:50] Right behind you, big guy. 我会跟随你的，大哥

[00:16:54] So you see, Molly, what people don't understand.. 所以你瞧，莫莉 人们不了解…

[00:16:57] is that acting is a discipline. It takes a lot of hard work. 演戏是一种纪律，是很辛苦的工作

[00:17:00] - So where'd you study? - I didn't go to college. -所以你是在哪里学的？ -我没有上大学

[00:17:03] - No, where'd you study acting? - Molly, people don't study acting. -那，是从哪里学会演戏的呢？ -莫莉，演戏不是学来的

[00:17:12] Molly, do you mind giving us just a minute? 莫莉，可以让我们谈几分钟吗？

[00:17:16] - Sure. I'll go check on Emma. - Thanks. -当然，我去看艾犸 -谢谢

[00:17:20] Will the stable boy never get the princess? 马童就不能得到公主吗？

[00:17:24] What do you think you were gonna do, have sex with her here on my couch? 你以为你是在做什么？ 在我家沙发上跟她作爱？

[00:17:28] No. The leather sticks to my ass. 不，沙发皮会黏住我的屁股

[00:17:33] This isn't fair. What makes you think I'm gonna sleep with her.. 这实在不公平，你凭什么认为 我会跟她上床…

[00:17:36] and then blow her off, huh? 然后就抛弃她呢？

[00:17:38] Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actually like her.. 你们难道不能敞开心胸接受 或许我是真的喜欢她…

[00:17:42] and might want something real? 而且要的是真感情？

[00:17:46] Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel. 听着，事情是，自从瑞秋之后 我就没有对任何人有过这种感觉了

[00:17:51] Okay? I didn't think I could ever love again. 好吗？我以为我不能再爱人了

[00:17:55] - Come on! - Joe! -少来了！ -乔伊！

[00:18:03] Hi. Is Molly here? 嗨，莫莉在吗？

[00:18:06] Yeah, yeah. Come on in. Molly? 在，请进，莫莉？

[00:18:08] - Hey. Guys, this is Tabitha. - Hey. -嘿，各位，这位是塔比莎 -嘿

[00:18:15] - I'll see you tomorrow. - Okay. -明天见 -好的

[00:18:27] Well, Joey, I guess we have no problem. 嗯，乔伊，我猜我们没事了

[00:18:33] It's like my favorite fairy tale come true. 这就像是美梦成真

[00:18:38] The princess, the stable boy and the lesbian. 公主、马童跟女同性恋

[00:18:45] Okay. Okay, you start preparing the formula.. 好了，你先泡牛奶

[00:18:47] and I'll start changing the box. 我去换盒子

[00:18:49] And then we gotta put them straight to bed. 然后就送他们上床睡觉

[00:18:52] When did we become one of those couples.. 为什么要让我们的爱情生活…

[00:18:54] whose lives revolve around their rats? 环绕着老鼠呢？

[00:18:59] Well, you know what? They're our responsibility now. 你知道吗？他们现在是我们的责任了

[00:19:02] Okay, fine. These rats are our responsibility. 好的，这些老鼠是我们的责任

[00:19:05] What happens when they mate and there are hundreds? 要是他们交配后 变成上百只呢？

[00:19:08] Mate? They're all brothers and sisters. 交配？他们是兄弟姐妹耶

[00:19:11] Yeah, not such a problem with rats. 是啊，但是对老鼠可不是问题

[00:19:14] No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animal. 他们是“爱上谁就上谁”的那种

[00:19:18] No. Really? 才不，真的吗？

[00:19:20] Oh, my.. Get off your sister! 喔…不要搞你姐姐啦！

[00:19:25] Oh, my God. What are we gonna do? 我的天，我们该怎么办呢？

[00:19:28] The.. We have seven rats. 我们有七只老鼠

[00:19:31] So, what if each of them has seven rats.. 如果七只老鼠的每一只…

[00:19:34] and then each of those has seven rats? That's like.. 都再生七只，那就是…

[00:19:41] That's math I can't even do! 我不会算数学！

[00:19:45] What are we gonna do? 我们该怎么办呢？

[00:19:47] Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy.. 嗯，我知道这听起来很疯狂…

[00:19:50] but we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives. 但我们可以不让这盒老鼠 毁了我们的生活

[00:19:59] Yeah, okay. I guess you're right. 是啊，好吧，我想你说的对

[00:20:02] All right, so we should just give them away. 好了，我们必须要送走他们

[00:20:06] But to nice families with children and reduced-fat Wheat Thins. 但要送给有小孩 还有低脂饼干的好人家

[00:20:12] Those were Bob's favorites. 那些是霸柏最喜欢的

[00:20:15] It's gonna be okay. 会没事的

[00:20:18] - You must think I'm crazy. - No, I think you're sweet. -你一定认为我疯了 -不，我觉得你很善良

[00:20:22] Good. This is just so hard. It's hard for me to let them go. 这真是很难，好难割舍

[00:20:28] I guess it just brings back memories, you know.. 我猜这让我联想起很多往事

[00:20:33] from when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. 就像我怀了我弟的三胞胎 最后还是必须送回给他们养

[00:20:44] I haven't told you about that yet, have I? 我没有告诉过你那件事吗？

[00:20:59] Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up? 谢谢你帮我办派对，亲爱的 我应该帮你打扫吗？

[00:21:02] No way. You had your party. Now I have mine. 不要，你的派对结束了 现在换我的

[00:21:10] - Is everything all right? - I just get bummed.. -一切还好吧 -我只是有点累

[00:21:12] when my birthday's over. 生日结束了

[00:21:14] Well, at least you have one thing to be happy about. 至少有一件事值得你高兴

[00:21:17] That jerk, Gavin, from your office didn't show up. 你办公室那个浑蛋盖文没有来

[00:21:20] Yeah, I hate him. 是啊，他好讨厌哦

[00:21:25] We weren't talking about you. We were.. 我们不是在说你，我们…

[00:21:28] No. No way to recover. No. Okay. 好吧，来不及转了，算了

[00:21:34] - Fun party. - Well, it was. -一定很好玩 -嗯，是的

[00:21:38] And you would have seen it if you didn't show up at.. 你本来会看到的，如果你出现在…

[00:21:41] 9:30?! God! This party was lame. 九点半？天啊！这派对糟透了

[00:21:46] Again, you're welcome! 再一次，不用客气！

[00:21:49] - Look, I'll just give you this and go. - You bought me a present. Why? -听着，我只是要给你这个就走人 -你买礼物给我，为什么？

[00:21:55] Let me explain how birthday parties usually work. There are presents.. 让我解释一下生日派对 是怎样的情况，通常有礼物…

[00:21:59] and a cake, perhaps a fourth or fifth person. 有蛋糕，或许还有第四个或第五个人

[00:22:04] Okay, I.. 好的，我…

[00:22:06] I got you the present to make up for being such a jerk to you. 我送礼物给你 弥补一下我对你的恶劣

[00:22:11] Well, okay. Well, that's very nice. And you wrote a card. 嗯，好的，真好，而且你还写了卡片

[00:22:16] - "From Gavin." - I really mean it. -“盖文赠” -肺腑之言

[00:22:26] It's beautiful. 很美耶

[00:22:28] If you don't mind..? Let me. 如果你不介意… 让我来

[00:22:32] Well, what do you know, it fits. 谁知道呢，非常合适

[00:22:38] See, Gavin. You're capable of being a nice guy. 瞧，盖文，你是可以当个好男人的

[00:22:42] Why do you give me such a hard time? 为什么你要刁难我呢？

[00:22:46] I'm not sure. 我不知道

[00:22:47] Well, Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me. 摩妮卡好像认为 是因为你对我有感觉

[00:22:53] I do have feelings for you. 我是对你有感觉

[00:22:57] - You do? - Yes. I feel that you're a little annoying. -真的吗？ -是的，我觉得你很烦人

[00:23:01] See, why? Gavin, why? 为什么？盖文，为什么？

[00:23:03] Right when I'm about to change my opinion of you, you go and you.. 就在我要对你改观的时候，你就…

[00:23:10] And you do that. 你就这样做了

[00:23:39] Hey. Listen, I think I left something here. 嘿，听着，我有东西忘了带走

[00:23:43] Well, somebody left this. Is this yours? 是有人忘了这个，是你的吗？

[00:23:46] No, but I like it. 不是，但是我蛮喜欢的

[00:23:49] No, I think I left one of my rat babies. 有一只老鼠宝宝我忘了带走

[00:23:54] Well, no. I haven't seen it, but if I do, I'll let you know. 没，我没有看到 但是如果有，我会让你知道

[00:23:57] Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! Rat baby! 老鼠宝宝！老鼠宝宝！老鼠宝宝！

[00:24:02] Maybe that's him. 或许就是他